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Canis Hoopus
1 year
Still can't get over the fact that Ant is 21 years old. Carries himself like a 30-year-old, 10-year vet
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7 months
If the NBA actually cares about player safety, they would call this a Flagrant 2 with a massive fine attached
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21 days
Nickeil Alexander-Walker smiling ear-to-ear while clamping Jamal Murray Complete sicko behavior
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Canis Hoopus
2 years
Give Anthony Edwards his Oscar right now
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2 months
A big congratulations to new father Nickeil Alexander-Walker 🙌
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Canis Hoopus
3 years
Here’s the video of the back-and-forth between Jimmy Butler and Karl-Anthony Towns late in the fourth quarter. If you listen closely, you can hear KAT say “call Rachel Nichols.”
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Canis Hoopus
4 years
The Justin Jefferson/Anthony Edwards version of this photo is going to be absolute fire.
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Canis Hoopus
1 year
Kevin Durant in the first half: • 3 points • 1/7 2PT | 0/1 3PT | 1/2 FT • -3 in 13 minutes FIRST TEAM THIS MAN.
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1 year
Anthony Edwards is one of one, man 😂😂😂 "Nickeil Alexander-Walker got gorilla nuts"
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Darren Wolfson
1 year
Here's a little postgame from tonight. Note: Listen closely for Ant commentary at the start of the NAW byte. #Timberwolves #RaisedByWolves
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1 year
Jaren Jackson Jr. over Anthony Edwards is patently insane
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Canis Hoopus
2 years
Karl-Anthony Towns. Franchise record. SIXTY points.
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2 years
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2 years
Waking up like:
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Canis Hoopus
4 months
The Timberwolves are now 1-0 since A-Rod declared that it’s Wolves vs Everybody
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7 months
That’s right, KAT
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Canis Hoopus
27 days
“Naz Reid” is French for “Naz Reid”
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Leah Backstrom
27 days
deux mots 🐺 @Timberwolves
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2 years
What if Tim Connelly strategically overpaid for Rudy Gobert in an attempt to destroy the trade market and prevent other Western Conference teams from loading up? Chess > checkers
@KnicksNationCP
Knicks Nation
2 years
Per Brian Windhorst, the rest of the NBA has been "bitching" about the massive return package the Jazz got for Rudy Gobert.
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Canis Hoopus
1 month
Anthony Edwards and Nickeil Alexander-Walker are taking turns talking trash to Devin Booker, who just fouled out. Crowd is on fire
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1 month
Only thing missing from Games 1 and 2 was a couple of outrageous postgame tweets from twolvesbrazil
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3 months
Ant genuinely lights up every time he sees Finchy ❤️
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Canis Hoopus
1 year
Saying this, then scoring 8 points on 3 shots and losing in a must-win game with playoff implications against one of the most aggressively tanking NBA starting fives ever assembled is the type of stuff that loses you every bit of credibility as a leader
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Jace frederick
1 year
KAT: “I got a lot of things to say tomorrow at practice. I'm gonna go in there and do what I gotta do, speak up for our team. I know the words I say will help us win games. So I'm just trying to do that. That's all I'm gonna say. Keep it in the locker room.” No, I have no idea
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1 month
Mike Conley diving into the first row at 36 years old up 13 in the fourth quarter This means everything to him
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3 months
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Adrian Wojnarowski
3 months
Minnesota Timberwolves G Mike Conley Jr. has agreed on a two-year $21 million extension, Steven Heumann and Jess Holtz of @CAA_Basketball tell ESPN. The Timberwolves keep Conley Jr. out of summer free agency and in backcourt thru 2025-2026.
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Game 7. Ready for war.
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7 months
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@ESPNNBA
NBA on ESPN
7 months
Ant had something to say vs. GSW 😤
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6 months
"Bite bite... could be nite nite" - @Grady 🔥🔥🔥
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20 days
Jamal Murray getting fined $100k is pretty weak considering Rudy Gobert got fined $100k for flashing the money gesture at Scott Foster, and the money gesture was the least problematic thing Murray did last night.
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13 days
Ed Malloy gives three charge calls to the Nuggets after Michael Malone cries for calls Aaron Gordon has drawn two of them, and was moving to the left on both calls Complete ref show in this quarter buoying the Nuggets in the non-Jokić minutes
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7 months
Imagine not having Anthony Edwards on your favorite basketball team
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1 month
Yeah, I think Anthony Edwards is gonna be starting at SG in Paris this summer. That's settled.
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Canis Hoopus
3 months
Your team's superstar isn't closing out a game like this. EVER
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1 month
🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
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1 year
The West is in trouble
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1 year
Vibes are good
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Canis Hoopus
2 years
THEM: “you posioned the trade market!” US:
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Canis Hoopus
1 year
PATRICK BEVERLEY MINNESOTA LEGEND
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1 year
Three Minnesota legends from the 2020 Draft class in the building tonight Anthony Edwards Justin Jefferson Kirill Kaprizov need a squad pic of them
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Canis Hoopus
2 years
The Timberwolves have been a punching bag in the NBA for years. Now that the punching bag is beginning to punch back, other fans, teams, and the league in general cannot comprehend getting a dose of their own medicine.
@TheDunkCentral
NBACentral
2 years
Zach Lowe: “I don’t think I’ve ever seen a player of Russell Westbrook’s caliber endure so much targeted humiliation at one game from an opponent as he did in Minnesota”
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Canis Hoopus
2 years
Karl-Anthony Towns just picked up his second foul and it’s not even lunch yet.
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Jace frederick
2 years
Scott Foster, Ed Malloy and Tom Washington on the whistles for tonight’s game
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Canis Hoopus
29 days
WOLVES IN 4
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WOLVES IN 4
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Canis Hoopus
2 years
Dallas and Denver lost tonight? Interesting…
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1 year
Day 1 without Naz Reid
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Canis Hoopus
1 year
Per Reports: Naz Reid Out With Wrist Fracture
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Canis Hoopus
3 months
Charles Barkley just said on Inside that if Minnesota finishes with the best record in the West, he’d have no problem with Anthony Edwards winning MVP
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11 days
Listen to Target Center, man What a euphoric experience it was to be in that building tonight
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Canis Hoopus
1 month
Mike Conley, Nickeil Alexander-Walker and three second-round picks. Now, you wouldn't trade either player, or the picks for D'Angelo Russell straight up. Tim Connelly deserves a statue.
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Canis Hoopus
5 months
. @Timberwolves postgame content has to step up in his absence 😪
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Canis Hoopus
2 years
#NeverForget that the Timberwolves (basically) turned Robert Covington, James Johnson, and Jarrett Culver into: Malik Beasley Jarred Vanderbilt Patrick Beverley Taurean Prince Jaden McDaniels Leandro Bolmaro Pretty, pretty good.
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@KyleTheige
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2 years
Jaden McDaniels was a team-leading +19 in just 25 minutes today. While Anthony Edwards will get a majority of the fame after his first playoff game (and deservedly so), don't forget the play of the Timberwolves "other" second year rising star.
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Canis Hoopus
29 days
KD and Booker getting breathed on and it's a foul KAT getting tackled and it's nothing Come on man
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3 months
The Timberwolves are now 3-1 with a point differential of +60 since A-Rod declared that it’s Wolves vs Everybody
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1 year
Find someone who loves you like Karl-Anthony Towns loves Anthony Edwards
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Canis Hoopus
7 months
Safe to say that'll be the last time Draymond Green asks Anthony Edwards what he's going to do about it. Since Dray talked trash to Ant at 5:25 (GSW down 98-86)... Ant has 10 points on 3/5 FG and is 4/4 from the FT line. Goodnight 🫡
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28 days
Seeing fans, media members and brands across the country enjoy the Timberwolves’ role players as much as Wolves fans do is special to see
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This is my big three.
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Canis Hoopus
2 years
The Philadelphia 76ers have already taken 14 more free throw attempts than the Timberwolves and the game doesn’t even officially start for nine more hours.
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6 months
This perfectly encapsulates Anthony Edwards
@Ballislife
Ballislife.com
6 months
Anthony Edwards on MJ comparisons: "I just want them to stop. He's the greatest to ever play basketball. And I'm so far from it." @Complex : "Could MJ guard you?" Anthony Edwards: "Hell nah! No."
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2 years
The Minnesota Timberwolves are currently the 6-seed in the Western Conference.
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Canis Hoopus
2 years
2024-25 projected Timberwolves lineup: PG: Bronny James SG: Anthony Edwards SF: Jaden McDaniels PF: LeBron James C: Karl-Anthony Towns Feel bad that Leandro Bolmaro will have to come off the bench, but that’s just how politics work in the NBA.
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6 months
S/o to Klay Thompson for making sure Jaden McDaniels will be well-rested to make Kevin Durant's life really difficult tomorrow night
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The mutual respect the Timberwolves and Nuggets fanbases have for each other and the opposing team is a joy to see Real hoops respects real hoops The champs vs the newcomers Jokić vs Ant Can’t wait
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Canis Hoopus
1 year
Watching Ant (21) and Jaden (22) here is an out of body experience
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2 years
The Minnesota Timberwolves now have the longest active winning streak in the Western Conference.
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29 days
Devin Booker getting a generational whistle rn If he can't win with this... man
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9 months
Find someone who looks at you like Steve Kerr looks at Anthony Edwards
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Canis Hoopus
21 days
Big question coming out of tonight: Will the national media FINALLY give Karl-Anthony Towns any shred of credit for what he's done in the playoffs? Great defense on KD + super efficient offense vs Phoenix, now doing it on Jokić and the Nuggets. Huge minutes from 32
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Canis Hoopus
2 years
The Timberwolves make the playoffs and all the sudden the TV ratings are off the charts.
@SbondyNBA
Stefan Bondy
2 years
ESPN says its ratings for the first round of the NBA playoffs were the highest since 2014. That’s up 28% from last year.
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28 days
Say it a little louder for the people in the back
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3 months
Now that everyone is asleep… Tim Connelly essentially traded… D’Angelo Russell Taurean Prince For Mike Conley Nickeil Alexander-Walker Leonard Miller Monte Morris Pretty impressive roster management with big salary and draft asset constraints
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Canis Hoopus
2 years
Waiting for Game 2 of Timberwolves/Grizzlies like:
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1 month
It is impossible not to be over the moon happy for Jaden McDaniels. The Wolves have been wanting this all season, and he's bringing it at the perfect time.
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Canis Hoopus
2 years
Put the Trade Machine away and stop trying to find a PF to play alongside Karl-Anthony Towns. The Timberwolves already have that guy and his name is Jarred Vanderbilt.
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Canis Hoopus
1 year
Lock in Ant, Jaden, Naz and NAW to long-term deals this summer and we're cooking with gas
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Canis Hoopus
3 years
The Timberwolves are undefeated since Jaden McDaniels put on a headband. It’s time.
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2 years
Trouble.
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Predictions: “Grizz in ______.”
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2 years
🥺🥺🥺
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3 years
No matter the stakes, Anthony Edwards is A1 from Day 1.
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22 years old
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2 years
Patrick Beverley is no longer just my favorite athlete of all time, he’s also my favorite person of all time.
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Canis Hoopus
3 months
Jarrett Allen shooting 19 free throws in a game should be enough to warrant an investigation into this game
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Canis Hoopus
11 months
NAZ REID NAZ REID NAZ REID NAZ REID NAZ REID NAZ REID NAZ REID NAZ REID NAZ REID NAZ REID NAZ REID NAZ REID
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Adrian Wojnarowski
11 months
Timberwolves center Naz Reid has agreed on a new three-year, $42 million deal with a player option, his agents Sean Kennedy and Jeff Schwartz of @excelbasketball tell ESPN. Undrafted out of LSU, Reid had his best season with 11.5 points and 4.9 rebounds.
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1 year
D'Angelo Russell retweeted a cryptic Fred VanVleet quote tweet about betting on yourself and has unfollowed the Timberwolves on Instagram.
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Canis Hoopus
1 year
So the Cavs traded a player who made All-NBA, three FRPs and two swaps for Donovan Mitchell and lost in 5... to a lower-seeded team they were favored to beat. Wonder if everyone will keep the same energy they had for a Wolves squad that was injured and lost to the 1 seed
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Canis Hoopus
1 year
Man Target Center is going to be a mad house on Wednesday night if Anthony Edwards and Karl-Anthony Towns are both ready to go
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4 years
How it started. How it’s going.
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9 months
Anthony Edwards in Team USA's 99-91 win over Germany: 🇺🇸 Game-high 34 points in 34 minutes 🇺🇸 7/13 2PT | 4/8 3PT | 8/8 FT 🇺🇸 6 rebounds 🇺🇸 2 assists 🇺🇸 Only 1 turnover 🇺🇸 2 blocks 🇺🇸 Led U.S. on 23-5 run to win the game
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Canis Hoopus
2 years
D’Angelo Russell had more assists tonight (15) than Andrew Wiggins had points (14). Interesting.
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Jokić doing WHATEVER he wants throwing physicality everywhere, elbows, slaps, hands, and misses a terrible shot and gets a call That's HORRIBLE
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Kevin Durant may be the first non-teammate NBA player I've seen call Rudy Gobert a Hall of Fame caliber player/defender.
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Gerald Bourguet
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Kevin Durant on making Rudy Gobert and Karl-Anthony Towns work defensively: “Rudy’s gotten extremely better at guarding perimeters, guarding posts, guarding the rim. So you can’t just throw ‘em in actions expecting them to just give in. I think we’ll be strategic with what we do”
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Canis Hoopus
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THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU to @Grady , @JimPeteHoops , @KatieStorm , @MarneyGellner , @leabolsen , @twin1532 and the Bally Sports North crew for an amazing season of Wolves hoops. There's no better broadcasting team in the NBA.
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They said the 2-big lineup would never work Mike Conley, Nickeil Alexander-Walker and three second-round picks Ant, Jaden, KAT, Mike, coaching staff extensions New Naz Reid contract GIVE TIM CONNELLY HIS FLOWERS
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1 year
🐸☕️
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1 year
Caption this
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1 year
Thinking about Jaden McDaniels, Anthony Edwards and Nickeil Alexander-Walker playing perimeter defense together for the next 10 years
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Anthony Edwards wasn’t surprised by the size of the fine. “Probably because I said they was cheatin.”
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1 year
If Rudy Gobert can't bully someone inside like that, basketball is in a bad bad bad bad bad bad bad place.
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Canis Hoopus
2 years
TURN IT UP!
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2 years
If we’re brainstorming a list of people that dislike Glen Taylor who could come onto the court tonight to help jumpstart the Timberwolves, may we suggest… Kevin Garnett.
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Canis Hoopus
7 months
The present and the future.
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8 MORE. 📸 @Timberwolves
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3 months
Everybody loves Micah
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Golden State Warriors
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The West ⭐️
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A Minnesota sports team that knows how to beat up on bad teams. What a concept!
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