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2 years

Albert called game.

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I'm a believer in the conspiracy that the Athletics are sending down or benching any players who wear these bracelets

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We know why…

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The Cardinals didn't give up: -Alex Reyes -Jack Flaherty -Dakota Hudson -Jordan Hicks -Ryan Helsley -Harrison Bader -Tyler O'Neill The Cardinals did literally get: -Paul Goldschmidt

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@UrOrientalist The single dumbest idea in existence

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3 years

Adam Wainwright just said that Nolan Arenado would occasionally send him videos over the last couple years of him making ridiculous plays and tell him "Show this to Mo." There is no doubt, this guy wanted to be a Cardinal.

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@DeepDishEnjoyer @DimeOpinions Generations are made up so you're fine

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The two biggest stars of the National League West over the course of the last decade now anchor the corners of the St. Louis Cardinals infield. Remarkable.

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5 years

I'll say this for Varys, the guy has never lacked principles. #GameofThrones

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5 years

Hey, Cardinals fans: Jack Flaherty pitches tomorrow.

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2 years

a guy just tried to steal on Yadier Molina in the Year of Our Lord 2022 lol

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5 years

@Deadspin This is the dumbest headline I've ever read, but I went ahead and clicked the article just to give it a chance. Now I have a new dumbest article I've ever read. My response column is as follows: No shit.

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This Blues fan decided to reenact a portion of NBC's broadcast of the Blues 5-0 win over the Sharks in Game 5. Make sure to... uh, watch 'til the end. #stlblues (David Herron on Facebook)

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5 years

The Cardinals have officially won the Paul Goldschmidt trade. Unreal resilience.

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2 years

If you can shift down eight you can get bunted on down eight.

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2 years

Brewers broadcast calls Lars Nootbaar's bunt single in an 8-0 ballgame #stlcards

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Chris Carpenter shares the story of the St. Louis staff wanting to have Adam Wainwright follow Carp around back in 2004, hoping Waino would learn and see what it looked like to be a pro. Carpenter chokes up talking about the way Adam turned the tables, investing him in and being

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2 years

"I went to Southern California for a while, but I felt like I never left St. Louis..." That's a good line from Albert.

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3 years

If you hit your receiver directly in the dang face mask with a pass that looked like this when you threw it, you did everything you could to give your team a chance.

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2 years

So this is a generally hilarious thing to pop up on my Facebook memories 10 years later.

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4 years

Jack Flaherty pitched one helluva game tonight. On the night his mentor and friend Bob Gibson passed away. Cardinals didn't get it done. But Jack should be proud of the way he competed. Gibby would be, too.

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2 years

I hundred percent googled Gotham City Missouri, so they got me.

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6 years

Seems clear enough to me.

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1 year

A Mr. Brightside practice session as the visitors make their way onto the floor for pregame shootaround.

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3 years

Yadi is, naturally, on the case.

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4 years

Mikolas is not throwing today, so Adam Wainwright's throw partner is... Chris Carpenter. I'm sure he's enjoying his post-playing career, but the man sure does still look the part. #STLCards

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5 years

This is the BEST. From last night, Bader playing games with José and Dexter regarding which outfielder he's been summoned to replace. And they're both totally into it. 😂

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2013: Lost WS 2014: Lost NLCS 2015: Lost NLDS 2016: Elminated Oct. 2 2017: Eliminated Sep. 28 Cardinals trending in the right direction...

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4 years

I absolutely love this image. The way he just popped up onto the base was just so cool. May we all carry the kind of confidence that David Freese had in that moment.

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5 years

Reminder: Adam Wainwright took a pay cut in guaranteed money greater than the amount the Cardinals will pay Paul Goldschmidt in 2019. The payroll is fine. Go get Bryce Harper and be done with it. #STLCards

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4 years

Hey, I get to do a personal news tweet! Excited to share that I've been accepted into the St. Louis chapter of the Baseball Writers' Association of America. It's an incredible honor, one possible only in my wildest dreams when I began covering the Cardinals nearly four years ago.

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1 year

Nolan's *what* are rollin'??? I need to know!

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3 years

After the first pitch, Yadier Molina with an extended ovation from the Cardinals fans. Wainwright steps way off the mound to let it happen. His 2,000th career game. All wearing this uniform, playing for these fans. #STLCards

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Willson Contreras has a nice tribute to Yadier Molina ready for opening day... "Nothing but respect to Yadi, my idol."

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5 years

what if... what if the Cardinals and Blues won titles in the same year

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1 year

Hicks to Contreras. My word.

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8 months

"I love this city."

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@jasrifootball That's not brutal. If someone has that kind of money that they are willing to lose for the promise of an 11k gain, I feel zero percent bad for them. They won't miss the million.

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Can't believe the Cardinals' win streak is old enough to drive. Seems like just yesterday it was learning its shapes and colors, taking its first steps. They grow up so fast.

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4 years

Yadier Molina has tears coming from his eyes. I seriously cannot imagine the level of emotions this guy is experiencing in this moment, man.

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5 years

Jordan Binnington, the best individual story in St. Louis sports history this side of Kurt Warner, showed up on the biggest stage Wednesday. He won the ST. LOUIS BLUES a Stanley Cup.

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You go get Goldschmidt. You say to Harper, look, here's what we've got going, take this third of a billion and come be part of it: 3B Carp 1B Goldy RF Harper LF Ozuna C Yadi SS DeJong 2B Wong P CF Bader Oh, and the #STLCards second-string rotation was a STRENGTH in 2018.

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Verlander, Gerrit Cole, Greinke, Wade Miley (3.06 ERA), Aaron Sanchez. That's a rotation. Bregman, Altuve, Correa, Springer, Yordan Alvarez, Brantley, Gurriel. Those are some hitters. Unbelievable team, the Astros.

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The "hell yeah!" from Arenado caught on the field mic as he crosses home plate 🧑‍🍳💋

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5 years

They don't call him the Yadfather for nothing. (This is also a direct response to Acuna doing it previously in the series, for those who care about context)

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8 months

There's the hug heard 'round the world. Yadi and Waino, together again.

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@GottliebShow @HoopConsultants prolly would just trust that she's one of the best shooters in the world and let her be

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2 years

Albert Pujols just brought the house down. That was one of the most epic bat home run poses of his career. Wow.

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5 years

Bruh how you gonna zamboni between periods when they're playing in Boston? 🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

In arguably the most electric regular-season weekend Busch Stadium III has ever seen, the Cardinals welcomed to town the mighty New York Yankees... And systemically picked them apart for three games straight. It's a sweep. Seven straight wins. Absolutely insane.

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2 years

Unbelievable. Jordan Montgomery, take a bow. Albert Pujols, take another one.

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Arenado was fighting back emotion at his locker. He was indeed asked about the opt-out. On the future: "I just feel like I fit well here. I think the city appreciates me--probably not after tonight--but you know. I really loved it here so hopefully we can figure it out.” (1/2)

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5 years

RIP Chris Duncan. Just devastating news. Prayers to his family and all who loved him.

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5 years

Mo's speech to the Cardinals front office following this afternoon's trade deadline:

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1 year

@JJWatt File that paperwork, JJ 😅

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Willson Contreras said the first guy to call him when the deal was almost official was Wainwright. Said he joked that perhaps Waino and Willson might also get 300 starts together.

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5 years

One of the greatest second halves by a starting pitcher EVER. Jack Flaherty. Bravo.

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4 years

Kolten Wong said he's looking to start up a little friendly competition with Harrison Bader for who can steal the most bases in 2020. He wants both of them to push each other. As for a number in mind? He wants to see them both get to 30.

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1 year

All of Japan is grinding the pepper. This is surreal.

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@TheGameDayMLB

1 year

LARS NOOTBAAR AND HIS GRIND THE PEPPER CELLY HAVE GONE INTERNATIONAL 🐐🇯🇵

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3 years

Nolan Arenado said he had never gotten a curtain call before today. Batting 1.000 on curtain calls at home games in St. Louis. #STLCards

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2 months

@CheapeDouglas Hope you find it for her

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3 years

We spent months talking trash about the Cardinals being unwilling to make moves in an offseason that was simply begging for teams to be bold. Then they went and acquired literally Nolan Arenado. Incredible flex.

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3 years

The Cardinals are apparently a half game back of the best record in the National League. One game back of the best record in MLB. Sure, why not.

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Bryce Harper and Kyle Schwarber are a combined 1-for-15 with 6 Ks and no extra-base hits against Jose Quintana. #STLCards

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2 years

What a stat from the broadcast. Catchers in baseball history with a thousand hits in a ballpark. Yogi Berra, Yankee Stadium. Yadier Molina, Busch Stadium III.

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4/21/06: Albert Pujols earns his 1000th hit in a win over the Cubs at Busch Stadium. 7/29/11: Albert Pujols earns his 2000th hit in a win over the Cubs at Busch Stadium. 5/4/18: Albert Pujols earns his 3000th hit for LAA... as the Cardinals beat the Cubs at Busch Stadium.

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3 years

The serenity of the late night post-game empty Busch Stadium pic will never get old for me.

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3 years

The man of the hour, your newest Cardinal.

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3 years

Nelly is always reppin'

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@JaneDueker Did you see an assault? I saw a reckless officer driving into a building but haven't seen an assault on video. Fortunately the officer had a body cam so I'm sure he'll be able to prove there was an assault.

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Can't stop thinking about how Pujols was sitting on 699 for literally one at-bat. And he homered in it. Legend stuff.

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The Cardinals swept the Cubs in four games at Wrigley Field, by one run each game, with dramatic late inning heroics each time, to guarantee a playoff berth and a better record than CHC in 2019. It literally does not get any better than that.

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@Z_Minesy7 @djdotpng that one is on you, fella lol

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Chatting w/ Cardinals fans at a local Jupiter eatery, they regaled overhearing a fan tell Willson Contreras they were sending a photo of him to their Cubs fan friend, who would cry upon seeing it. As the story goes, Willson replied 'they're going to be crying for a long time'

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Willson Contreras coming through with a knock in his first AB back at Wrigley is probably the best thing you possibly could have hoped for him in the midst of everything going on.

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The curtain call was mandatory. An Opening Day go-ahead homer by St. Louis Cardinals third baseman Nolan Arenado. Again, real tweet. That happened.

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Albert's wife Deidre says about the homer on the broadcast to @TheCatOnFox : "That probably was the most special thing I have seen in his whole career." Wow. #STLCards

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Adam Wainwright on the postgame: "I don't know what to tell y'all. I don't know what to tell our fan ba--What do I tell 'em? Yuh know? What do I say? What can I say?" Damn.

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Contreras said he was still busy celebrating his second HR of the night when a teammate, no idea which one, alerted him that the crowd wanted the curtain call. He said it was his first since his MLB debut. Joked like he wasn't entirely sure where to even go it had been so long.

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A Mizzou tutor cheated for 12 athletes without the knowledge of the dept. MU said yes she did this. NCAA handed out postseason bans to 3 Mizzou sports. Meanwhile, UNC had a FAKE CLASS taken by hundreds of athletes over the years. They lied to NCAA about it, and got no penalties.

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I know we all know it, but the dude was such a freak in his prime.

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Remember this? @PujolsFive hit 3 HRs in a single World Series game on this date in 2011.

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2 years

Good morning. MLB owners are killing their sport.

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2 years

"The Brewers not having Josh Hader is just like making a trade"

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6 years

Who is the most famous alum of your high school?

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5 years

With the kind of run support he gets, I'd be angry, too.

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Carpenter on Flaherty: “Jack pitches with a lot of anger. A lot”. #STLCards #NLDS

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The Cardinals bullpen tonight: -7.2 innings -4 hits -1 BB -0 runs They gave the team every conceivable chance to pull off a miracle in that game. It won't really be remembered, but the Cardinals relievers were pretty incredible tonight.

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Sonny repped Bob Gibson on his lid in his first postgame as a Cardinal

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said colt 45 and two zig-zags, baby, that's all we need

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4 years

Regarding MLB and Cardinals embracing Black Lives Matter, Adam Wainwright said that as a Christian man, he is called to love his neighbor. Once teammates like Dexter Fowler shared how much it would mean to have his support, it was an easy decision for Waino, he says.

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1 year

cardinals fans me to my wife to mo on cinco de mayo 🤝 feel free to order a pitcher

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6 years

From 2013-2015, the Cardinals won three straight NL Central titles. The Cardinals also did it from 2004-2006. The Astros did it from 1997-99. Someday, the Cubs might also achieve it. I mean, not this day, of course. But someday, it could theoretically happen. I guess.

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3 years

The St. Louis Cardinals have announced full capacity at Busch Stadium beginning June 14. Full capacity ticket sales begin May 27. It's happening. Let's rock.

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4 years

GOAT. I said what I said.

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4 years

No. 5 is 5th.

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2 years

Cardinals swept the Yankees They bested the Brewers, 2 of 3 Now they come back to beat the Braves, 2 of 3. They've handled some good teams lately. Good omen for October?

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1 year

I've defended a lot of the managerial moves that fans have deemed problematic in recent weeks. Unless Nolan Gorman got shanked in the tunnel between innings, that's one of the most unbelievable decisions I've seen in a baseball game.

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Mike Shildt on Yadier Molina, whose contract with the Cardinals has essentially expired: "I can tell you honestly, I hope like heck I see him in ST at 6 o'clock in the morning coming into our complex getting his work in. Because this guy's still got some baseball left in him."

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Chase Davis says Busch Stadium is a beautiful stadium. "I played there many times on Road To The Show." One of us!

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4 years

There's literally no way to not be impressed by what the Cardinals just did today. 17 days since playing a game. You go and sweep a DH after not meeting as a team for days, arriving via bus and rental cars. Just going out and doing the darn thing. St. Louis baseball is back.

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I didn't get much of the fan running onto the field, but I got the end! That's form tackling, folks. #STLCards #ChopOn

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Michie looks shell-shocked. He said in the house he could deal with America hating him, he kinda played it up, but when confronted with the reasons, I think it hit him pretty squarely there. #BB21Finale

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5 years

If the Cardinals want to twist the knife on the rest of the NL Central, they back up the Brinks truck for Bryce Harper, and they do it swiftly. Could you imagine?

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Tyler O'Neill is laying the body on the line this season for the #STLCards , and he's got the battle wounds to show for it.

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Don't care, that was awesome. Albert Pujols, St. Louis Cardinal, in the HR Derby. Did you ever think we'd see that again? Amazing.

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