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@brollbenny
B.Roll.Benny
2 months
Broke out my actual camera
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B.Roll.Benny
3 years
Settle an argument? I wanted to drop off drinks for the folks building my house. Wife thinks it's sort of dumb and they'll build the house the same no matter what. Even if that's true I feel dropping off drinks to folks that are laboring to build your house is a good idea.
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1 year
@DadaBaseThought I used to think I was petty.... I now see that I'm a fucking amateur
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3 years
I dropped off those drinks for anyone wondering.
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11 months
I can't breathe I'm laughing too hard
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3 years
@rangecard That's how I feel too. I've done some SUCKY manual jobs in my life, and I want the people doing that work for me to know I give a fuck about them.
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@brollbenny
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2 years
If you won the lotto today, like a big one, let's say $100M, what's the first thing you'd buy? Don't say paying off debt, I'm talking, what's the very first thing you'd buy.
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2 months
@Halfempty621 I’ve never heard this and I’m ok not knowing.
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B.Roll.Benny
1 year
In 10 years of military service I carried another person exactly twice by myself. This whole "woman shouldn't be in combat roles" always ends up with "they can't carry a wounded comrade". First thing they train you on when it comes to saving a downed teammate is 1/
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11 months
2 hours of wedding shooting and I'm in the 2k-3k range PLUS expenses lmao at $500 I don't even open my fucking bag for that
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B.Roll.Benny
3 years
@Imposter_Edits show me in the law where use of deadly force is authorized here? What in the F.
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B.Roll.Benny
1 year
Trans dad here: you better bring a few friends with you.
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B.Roll.Benny
1 year
If you make fun of this young private you're a fucking fart eater full stop. This kid *IS* the best of us. He wanted to be a soldier and he kept after it until he reached the standard. We're lucky to have him.
@usarec
U.S. Army Recruiting
1 year
Pvt. Jhared Collins spent the past two years attempting to join the @USArmy . He was able to meet the physical requirement, but, after multiple attempts at the ASVAB, his score was in the low 30s, making him eligible to participate in the Future Soldier Prep Course.
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FURTHER: I'm 300+lbs in full kit, I'm sorry but your ole tired, MRE nourished, underslept and overutlized ass ain't carrying me either. It happened time and time again: I was a 3 person minimum carry in kit.
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B.Roll.Benny
1 year
win the fucking gunfight. Want to save your buddy? Shoot the bad guys, create an opportunity to drag, grab, carry, litter said buddy. This idea that you're going to be guns blazing with a wounded comrade on your back is fucking fantasy
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B.Roll.Benny
1 year
I'm not proud, but I did 30 days at Walter Reed in 2002 for..... depression and wanting to taste test my pistol. John normalizing getting care for mental health is such a good thing. People have made fun of him, but this is a HUGE step towards normalizing mental health help.
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Adam Jentleson
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Productive morning with Senator Fetterman at Walter Reed discussing the rail safety legislation, Farm Bill and other Senate business. John is well on his way to recovery and wanted me to say how grateful he is for all the well wishes. He’s laser focused on PA & will be back soon.
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11 months
@mewithoutH The motto of 2023 is: Is this satire??
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1 year
Let's talk about the other argument re: Women in Combat. "The men will put themselves in danger to save a woman" My brother in Christ, they'll do this for their brother too. They fucking love each other.
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10 months
I have a hard time believing the same government that created the Defense Travel System could keep UFOs secret for decades
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9 months
@NikkiHaleyFan02 The self owns you nerds do simply because you refuse to do a single shred of vetting on absolutely EVERYTHING is never shocking.
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1 year
@Juan_k1066 This is the dumbest thing I've read today, and to be completely fair I've read some really dumb things today.
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11 months
He is speech delayed so this is such a big thing for us
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It's still wild to me, a kid who grew up in the 80s, to see American people rooting for a Russian Oligarch... JFC watch Red Dawn and get a clue
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B.Roll.Benny
1 year
Why is it always some dude that can’t run a mile? Fucker looks like holding a grilled cheese sandwich would snap his wrists.
@stillgray
Ian Miles Cheong
1 year
Women should not be allowed in combat roles in the military. Unpopular opinion, I know.
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6 months
Pizza hut is trending. I would give so much money for a 1987 Pizza Hut experience complete with serving the first slice, the pac-man machine, and those red cups
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B.Roll.Benny
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We met in a new hire class for the cable company. The instructor sat her next to me and I somehow kept my composure. One day after a smoke break I sat down, she looks at me, and says "you smell like shit" I quit right there. 18 yrs of smoking cigarettes and I quit right there.
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@DaveEDanna
Dave Danna
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The comments on this are great 🙂 If y'all wouldn't mind dropping a comment/quote tweet of where you met your spouse & a pic - people seem interested 🤷🏻‍♂️ We met on hinge 🙏
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B.Roll.Benny
2 years
This was Benny's experience with @giselefetterman . She said hi to me quickly, said "baby!" and grabbed Benny. This woman, and her husband are going to do great things for this country. I'm so happy to have met her.
@giselefetterman
Gisele Barreto Fetterman
2 years
Sending all calls to voicemail … 🥹😍
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B.Roll.Benny
1 year
@BowdenOnBass When my wife noticed the drag handle on the back of my body armor and said "that's nice it has a handle for you to carry it" lol
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B.Roll.Benny
2 years
I served under 3 different presidents, and I’d take dancing over the black out drunken fuck fuck games we played 20 years ago. Doomed? Not even close. You’re a 🤡
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B.Roll.Benny
1 year
The irony of Fahrenheit 451 being a banned book........
@cjtackett
Christopher Tackett (cjtackett on 🧵)
1 year
They tell us “we don’t want these books in school libraries” and “people can get them at public libraries” Then it’s “we don’t want them in public libraries” and “people can get them at book stores” Now they are going after the book stores
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B.Roll.Benny
2 years
I was enlisted, I did like 10 years in 2 separate branches and I have a question for the officers here on twitter: Why the F$#% do y'all love running marathons so damn much?
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7 months
Happy Birthday Marines!
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B.Roll.Benny
1 year
260lbs of LGBTQ+ ally. Come get that smoke.
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B.Roll.Benny
2 years
Stolen: Anyone who calls Gatorade by their flavor, and not by their color is 100% a cop.
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It just doesn't make sense to me why you would sign up for a job where you knew a day like this could come and then just sit back and listen to children die. I do not have the brain power to understand this. Every time I signed up for a job like this (4 times) I knew the 1/
@CalltoActivism
CALL TO ACTIVISM
1 year
BREAKING: After a months long investigation into why police hesitated during the Uvalde school shooting, the answer is in: the police were afraid to confront the killer’s AR-15. This raises a very important question, if police are too afraid to confront an AR-15 where does that
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Let me sum up what your day on social media is going to look like:
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1 year
@DadaBaseThought I don't think I hold anything in higher regard than "petty". I don't have a compliment that's bigger.
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B.Roll.Benny
3 months
Mississippi ranks: Poverty: 1 Education: 41 Literacy: 47 Life Expectancy: 50 Really seems like "turning blue" literally couldn't make it worse, because it's already the worst.
@tatereeves
Governor Tate Reeves
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Say NO to Obamacare Medicaid Expansion. Say NO to turning Mississippi blue! Sometimes it takes an army to stop really bad legislation… And this army of Republican Women is gonna be locked and loaded against Obamacare! Red Coat Day at the Capitol tomorrow!
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@DefiDanny_ Those types of people crack me up and don't understand that 95% of what I do doesn't involve a camera.
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B.Roll.Benny
3 years
@TulsiGabbard Which God? I don’t believe in a God, am I still some God’s child? We are all the same? Cool, why are black folks killed 2.5x more per capita by police than whites? That doesn’t sound like the same. The whole “colorblind” routine is disingenuous.
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B.Roll.Benny
2 years
Just voted for @giselefetterman ’s husband 😁
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4 months
She's home, I know no other details, but she's home and she's safe.
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4 months
Still not 100% here’s some cleaner video
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B.Roll.Benny
8 months
Want to see a bunch of cold war do nothing 55 year old E-3s be real mad? Read the comments.
@DeptofDefense
Department of Defense 🇺🇸
8 months
The DoD values the contributions LGBTQ+ Service members, veterans, and their families have made. We encourage all who were discharged under “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” to check out the link below to see how you can seek correction to your military record.
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B.Roll.Benny
8 months
People that put optics on pistols can't shoot for shit so it doesn't matter. Pistol is a ~25m weapon, you do not need an optic at ~25m.
@DocStrangelove2
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8 months
What’s a gun opinion that will get you this reaction?
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8 months
This is relatable for a lot of us.
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8 months
please be true please be true please be true
@ArmyStrang
Shotgun seed sower
8 months
A big part of of the Bobert story being left out is she was cranking the hog of a drag show loving lib
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No one, absolutely positively no one. My ears: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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B.Roll.Benny
3 years
@LeviFetterman I played around with the colors and made you a portrait from your beautiful photo.
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B.Roll.Benny
1 year
@emeriticus 1) If you need an optic on a pistol you're a nerd 2) if you need an optic on a pistol to go grocery shopping you're a scared nerd
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9 months
I’m 6’4 270lbs btw…just putting that out there for reasons.
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B.Roll.Benny
1 year
Working in a SCIF sucks, holding a TS/SCI clearance sucks, and intelligence community is chock full of weirdos. When I went back into the military they were trying to push me to go back into intel and my response was:
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B.Roll.Benny
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What a fucking hero
@PicturesFoIder
non aesthetic things
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25 yr old pizza delivery man runs into burning house, saves four children who tell him another might be in the house. He goes back in, finds the girl, jumps out a window with her, and carries her to a cop who captures the moment on his bodycam.
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B.Roll.Benny
9 months
My 12 y/o has discovered body spray and I can smell it downstairs
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B.Roll.Benny
3 months
Being a veteran is not a free pass to be an asshole.
@Gabby2Angels
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@brollbenny @RickeemTheDream @VetFather_Bill @BrentBowlby I’m sure all of your photography clients would be interested in your complete hatred and vitriol of veterans. ESPECIALLY disabled female veterans. I have a new mission. Thanks.
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B.Roll.Benny
1 year
*****Big News***** My first ever photograph for sale. This is a big thing for me, and I'm going to be honest about being nervous here. (Link to purchase in the comments) Cliffs of Moher
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B.Roll.Benny
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Here's something that's gonna get me some hate from randos. My kid came out to me as trans at 12. Same kid is 20 now.... still trans. Here's my thinking: I felt like a boy that very much liked girls from a very early age. I assume it's no different for the LGBTQ+ folks.
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Fox News
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Parents defend child transitions on PBS: Transgender 'before she could even speak'
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B.Roll.Benny
9 months
2 years later, I still feel this way. Want to thank a vet for their service? Hire them, and vote for politicians who actually do something for veterans (news flash, it ain't the GOP)
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B.Roll.Benny
2 years
Some dudes confuse me. Why do some dudes get upset that their spouses make more than them? My wife is potentially taking a new role that pays disgustingly well. Not once did I care I’m not making what she does. We are a team, not competing against each other.
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B.Roll.Benny
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Benny and Emma lost their grandma this afternoon. I'm just getting back from the hospital and I just really need to vent out into the void. I say they lost their grandma, because technically, on paper, she wasn't my family, but fuck technicalities, she was my family 1/
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B.Roll.Benny
2 months
@bayneframework @dieworkwear Yeah tweet through it buddy you got this
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@CombatCavScout NG SF unit and I'd bet my house the dude's full time job is as a police officer of some sort. "Some of those who run forces...."
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B.Roll.Benny
2 years
I fire customers from time to time. Red flags are red flags.
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2 years
Army buddy actually took advantage of the “anything you need” and I couldn’t be happier Called and said “you busy?” Me: no, what’s up? Him: I’m driving to your house. Stayed up late, had some drinks, let him vent and crash in the spare room. Take care of your friends.
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B.Roll.Benny
1 year
My wife calls me "the undercover liberal" Because I look like this and drive this
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@AncientLoggie
Ancient Loggie Fella 🇺🇦
1 year
@waitmanb @ArmyJew I bought a winter coat because they’re tough and warm. When I wore it on a Scout winter camping trip one of the adults who knows me well asked when I had become a Republican.
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9 months
@Vision4theBlind "A few examples of how focal lengths on camera lenses work" There. Fixed it for you.
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B.Roll.Benny
1 year
I discovered @hahnscratch today via TikTok. His story is really incredible. I made a comment about my dying best friend asking me to fix my life and Matt.....Matt asked me to tell it. Brian Malone died in 2010, but I am his witness, and I made him a promise I won't break.
@hahnscratch
Matthew Hahn
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So, I shared the story above on Tiktok and this man was brave enough to share his own, similar story in response. This is the stuff of life. Vulnerable. Beautiful.
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@somethings_awry I met my wife when I was ultra poor, getting financially destroyed by divorce, had no place of my own, and a piece of shit car while making 12 bucks an hour at the cable company. Maybe the things you think are valuable, aren't as valuable as you think they are.
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B.Roll.Benny
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She got home last night, I cooked her a meal and grabbed her a beer. I took a picture that was the vision in my head for the last almost 3 years. In 2012 we rented a room in a house, in 2015 I had to borrow 10k from my parents while she was in school. In 2017 I left my job 1/
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1 year
I was just “recognized” for the first time in my career. Some super sweet lady asked me if I was B-Roll Benny in Vancouver airport. I hope she sees this and tags herself in. You made my whole day.
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1 year
One of the best things you can do for your fam
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B.Roll.Benny
10 months
8 years ago we snuck off to the courthouse and got married. We didn't even tell anyone for a couple of years. We both laugh because we forget the date a lot. The government being involved wasn't ever the point for us. The relationship has always come first.
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B.Roll.Benny
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Psst.... wanna see a murder?
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B.Roll.Benny
9 months
Happy birthday to me 😎
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B.Roll.Benny
2 years
For a marketing shoot my model flaked so I asked my wife to be a fitness model for me. She made me pay her 😂😂😂
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B.Roll.Benny
1 year
This needs to be said: a lot of people claiming 98s and 99s on the ASVAB. A lot of people are lying.
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B.Roll.Benny
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My wife and I hooked up twice-ish. She called me and said “I come with a baby and a dog, I can’t stay where I am now, so if you want me….” Best decision I ever made.
@aspiringpeasant
dave, aspiring peasant 🌳🦫
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Same. My wife basically moved in after our first date and it never felt anything other than natural and easy. Honestly, I didn't even notice it until she pointed it out years later. It was just *really nice* to have her around all the time.
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B.Roll.Benny
1 year
Prolly annoying when your feed has me in it calling some nerd a fart eater, but I want you to consider this: I'd fight like hell for you too. Support my woman homies in uniform or I identify as a fucking problem.
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B.Roll.Benny
9 months
USS Boebert, because it does tug jobs, but not real well.
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B.Roll.Benny
2 years
Stolen: Every military movie should end with the hero trying to return their gear to CIF
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B.Roll.Benny
7 months
Why pay 10 grand when you could just get married and fold the towels wrong?
@BowTiedPassport
BowTiedPassport
7 months
This is to the most cringey thing I’ve seen in a long time. Both the “instructors” and the dudes that paid to be here 😂 I’m confused what the purpose is.
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Showed my wife this. She didn’t get it. Now we are watching Starship Troopers. She likes it 😂😂
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Time flies by in a blink of an eye. My baby girl is 12 years old today.
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1 year
Woke up at 4:30 am with the worst cramp in my calf ever. It made me jump out of bed it was so bad. My wife (while I’m howling in pain): “you need to drink more water” *rolls over* This is what it’s like to be married to a nurse.
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PSA
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Alright, here it is, Benny's guide to keeping a nice lady. 1) Be funny, not the funny your homies like, the funny she likes 2) learn to cook 3) confidence is the sexiest thing in the world, but there's a difference between egotistical and confident ...continued 1/
@MarisaDoom
Marisa
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WE LOVE DAD BODS!!!
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B.Roll.Benny
6 months
“There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. I do not wish to add to it, but will if given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day...”
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B.Roll.Benny
6 months
Proud to be an American
@UpBeatSkeletor
☠️Daddy Bones☠️
7 months
RHCP - Give It Away
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7 months
Me the dog tag and the little opener. For dad maybe it was a daily reminder of what could have been. For me it’s a daily reminder that the worst events in your life can lead to the best outcomes.
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Proper response when someone isn’t in your budget.
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B.Roll.Benny
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@ChowdahHill I've been out of the Navy since 2003. I never really felt emotional about it, I did my lil 6 and got out. Your posts make me miss something that I never really had. Real quality leadership and care. Hell of a job skipper. BZ
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B.Roll.Benny
2 years
My ex wife punched me in the face on probably 15 different occasions, choked me once, and scratched me drawing blood three times. I called the police twice who said “you’re twice her size” and left. It’s not simple to leave DV situations. In fact, it’s extremely complex.
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B.Roll.Benny
10 months
Hopes and dreams container
@_JohnnyJones
JK Johnny
10 months
Veterans, what is this? Wrong answers only.
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6 months
well this is ironic
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Proud to be an American
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@brollbenny
B.Roll.Benny
1 year
What’s a bougie or fancy item that you bought that was COMPLETELY worth the money? I’ll go first: espresso machine.
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@brollbenny
B.Roll.Benny
4 months
Marriage is really just asking your bestie about their sleep every morning and "what did you eat today?" in the evening. There's some stuff in the middle, but that's basically it.
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