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imagine explaining this photo to a pioneer woman #BravoCon
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I SCREAMED #RHOSLC
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one of my strongest beliefs is that you can't force someone to begin their bravo journey. you have to let it find them when the time is right!
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I can’t believe no one has sat me down and forced me to watch Vanderpump Rules before Scandoval
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why am I crying AGAIN #PumpRules
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that’s so true #RHOBH
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imagine risking it all for these two
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Bravo expert John Oliver going on WWHL in a Brooks Marks tracksuit is sending me to the moon
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gonna miss Karlyn, she’s a real one
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every single bravo fan trying to explain the magnitude of the Raquel/Tom drama to someone who’s never heard of any of these people
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I hope they burn it all down!!!
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Garcelle has been the moment for 40 years 🔥 #RHOBH
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HELPPPPP #PumpRules
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oh, that’s weird… #PumpRules
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LISA BARLOW SNAPPED #RHOSLC
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just in time for Valentine’s Day, let’s take a look at the 10 longest marriages on Real Housewives Lisa and Ken, 40 years
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no one: Dorit at the reunion:
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I’m sorry this made me laugh so hard
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kind of iconic that Teddi also went to Dorit’s house the morning of the robbery and the editors didn’t give her one ounce of screen time #RHOBH
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it’s Sutton reading the whole article and breaking down all the reasons Erika is fucked before she’s even had a cup of coffee for me #RHOBH
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if Elon Musk is so desperate to spend money can he please just buy Sonja Morgan’s townhouse so she can finally be free
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Dorinda sent Andy some Gucci baby shoes for Lucy 😭
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Jennie casually telling us how she got too angry and… broke her husband’s ribs??? #RHOSLC
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if Lisa Vanderpump ever looked at me like this I’d enter witness protection immediately and you’d never see me again #PumpRules
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Scheana’s crop top wedding dress walked so Millie Bobby Brown’s bridal bra top could run
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Millie Bobby Brown, 19, wears bridal bra top for engagement party with fiancé Jake Bongiovi
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Raquel saying they haven’t lied about anything except “this affair” is like me saying I’ve never watched bravo except 1000 episodes of real housewives
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my coworkers on Monday morning: how was your weekend, do anything fun? me after spending three full days spiraling about Vanderpump Rules:
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if I could go back to one time and place in history it would be SUR in 2012 so I could see the cast of Vanderpump Rules being awful to each other during their shifts before they were famous
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me to Bravo after finding out The Valley isn’t getting a reunion this season
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xoxo reality von tease #RHOSLC
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Diana trying to lecture Garcelle about how people in HER country have faced threats and violence is so unbelievably offensive #RHOBH
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if there’s one thing I can’t tolerate it’s hurting Scheana like this #PumpRules
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Schwartz and Katie fighting in the SUR alley like it’s 2015… we are so blessed
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knowing Sutton was actually worried about her involvement with Erika because she offered her financial assistance for her divorce completely changes the vibe of their conflict
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cannot wrap my mind around the way Raquel was sizing up in real time how much she had to worry about getting Ariana out of the way
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not to be dramatic but Andy Cohen deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for making it through the Vanderpump Rules and RHONJ reunions back to back
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if the game is tied at the end they should bring him out to explain the overtime rules #SuperBowl
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MJ proving her icon status #TheTraitorsUS
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when you get home after four days of being forced to watch football and soccer with your family and can finally go back to watching your little shows
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housewives producers apologizing to restaurant staff after the cast spent two hours screaming at each other in the middle of the dining room
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mentally I'm here #PumpRules
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shoutout to everyone whose NYE plans look like this
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tbh, could’ve been worse! #PumpRules
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me turning off my cookies on every website after hearing Whitney explain Jen Shah’s business #RHOSLC
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losing my mind at this photo of a man who is CLEARLY PETER MADRIGAL was blurred out on the premiere of The Valley
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SCREAMING #RHOBH
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TERESA STILL MAD AT MELISSA FOR HAVING HER WEDDING WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT HELP #RHONJ
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Tom and Raquel officially “breaking up” hours before the VPR finale airs
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I DON’T KNOW 💀💀💀 #RHOSLC
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just how big was Scandoval? here are some stats - part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion was the most watched episode of ANY Bravo show in over NINE years - VPR is the MOST WATCHED cable series of 2023 across ALL networks in the key 18-49 demographic
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Lisa Vanderpump realizing that her executive producer credit doesn’t automatically mean a bunch of grown adults have to agree with every word she says in perpetuity #PumpRules
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obviously fuck Raquel but actually like how wildly rude to make production reformat the entire reunion and rent a trailer and figure out how to make sure it’s a full football field away from the rest of the cast just so you can file your frivolous PR stunt restraining order
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why does Dorinda look like she got stopped by humans of new york
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happy valentine's day! #TheTraitorsUS
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“you’ve dum-diddly fucked yourself” will be entering my daily vocabulary #PumpRules
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“your honor it’s actually scientifically impossible for my client to make a fist” #PumpRules
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Brooks said the quiet part out loud 👀 #RHOSLC
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Satchel and the Don deserve purple hearts for making it through this beach day from hell #PumpRules
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I know we're like six weeks into The Traitors but I'm still laughing at how random it was to cast John Bercow. like there's a whole UK version of this show but they said no let's make this little old British man hang out with Phaedra Parks
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oops I spent the last hour googling pictures of Larsa Pippen from 2007
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cast Gwyneth Paltrow on a housewives franchise immediately
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the way everyone thought the phone call was just going to be about Monica not paying her Beauty Lab bill but it turned out to be a years long social media conspiracy… we’re so lucky to be alive at the same time this show is airing #RHOSLC
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no one: Jo on Vanderpump Rules:
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if you feel like you’ve had a stressful week just remember that there’s a household staff somewhere in St. Bart’s being terrorized by Ramona Singer right now
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absolutely brutal #RHUGT
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“I let it go right here and now” says Lisa Rinna, who weeks after this taping was weaponizing Kathy Hilton’s parenting mistakes on Instagram #RHOBH
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nothing could’ve prepared me for all four dorters in the confessional together #RHONJ
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Ramona Singer choosing a bedroom
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What's something that ISN'T a sport, but FEELS like a sport?
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“when I kissed Raquel, I felt hope” #PumpRules
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Ariana had trust issues… so Tom didn’t want to tell her… that he was cheating on her… because she had trust issues… #PumpRules
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here we are, 365 days into our lil two week quarantine
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hearing that when Lisa Vanderpump met Crystal she asked if Kyle is still on RHOBH
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Raquel getting a restraining order against Scheana that just so happens to overlap with the scheduled VPR reunion taping date so she can either skip it completely or give Bravo an ultimatum that it’s her or Scheana
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me when I’m trying to make everyone not hate me anymore
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no one has ever shot to the top of my bravo nemesis rankings faster than Laura on Below Deck Down Under this week
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Kristen Doute coming back to Vanderpump Rules as Ariana’s ally is like when Danielle Staub resurfaced on RHONJ after six years and was suddenly besties with Teresa
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Hot take: I don’t think anyone else from VPR should join the cast of The Valley. Part of what has worked so well is that most of the cast kinda has no idea what they’re doing, and sending in hardened reality TV vets would dramatically change the vibe!
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Tom Sandoval dressed up as Cal Jacobs from Euphoria for Charli’s birthday I—
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Tinsley got married this weekend
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Schwartz yelling at Lala like that felt like seeing through to the core of who he is, and it wasn’t pretty #PumpRules
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omg she stole Gizelle’s tequila bottle
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not now, Diana #RHOBH
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Lala going to the loading dock behind TomTom to send Raquel a voice memo feels like we beat the SUR alley and just unlocked a new part of the map in a messy video game #PumpRules
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when Bethenny said her interns make more in a year than Rachel did on VPR
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ok not to get ahead of myself but what if Kyle and LVP both go to Dancing With the Stars on the same night to support Mauricio and Ariana and they have a great time and then they hash things out during the commercial breaks and LVP comes back to RHOBH next season
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this is why I just can’t quit Sutton #RHOBH
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oh my god #PumpRules
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Lala Kent just told Andy at WWHL she’s only fucking men with jawlines these days #BravoCon
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Lala and Scheana being at Ariana’s opening night in Chicago is so important
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every one of Scheana's season one confessionals look like she's going out to dinner after a dance recital #PumpRules
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who else still has nightmares about this man
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every current and former Vanderpump Rules cast member sitting down to record Scandoval episodes of their podcasts this week
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the great Aspen Tequila War has come to an end with no Lisa Rinna in sight
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What's one show you wish you could watch again for the first time?
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WHERE ARE THE CINEMATOGRAPHY EMMYS #RHOBH
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when Ariana said “I would’ve followed you anywhere”… I don’t think my heart has ever broken like this for anyone on a reality show 🥺 #PumpRules
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I just know Lisa Vanderpump is pissed she didn't do this to Villa Rosa
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Kim Zolciak filing for divorce from Kroy the morning after the RHOA premiere
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their faces listening to Rinna give another half-baked explanation of why she terrorized Kim... #RHOBH
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Bravo casting a literal witness against Jen Shah as the newest RHOSLC housewife is messy… but brilliant?
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my new favorite renaissance painting
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