Brandon Darby @brandondarby Twitter profile

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

11 months

Lubbock, Texas is so pretty this time of year. Most people don’t realize it looks this way.

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@brandondarby

1 month

Lubbock, Texas is so pretty this time of year.

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Brandon Darby

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10 months

Honestly, if I were to see an elderly person walking down the street alone in this manner and with this look on his face, I’d stop and offer to help him/call police and ask if an elderly person was missing.

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11 months

Some people clearly got jealous over my Lubbock pic. Wait until they see the bungalows over the Houston ship channel in Pasadena, Texas, where I grew up.

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@brandondarby

1 year

@realTomPappert He’s not. Those are normal boots. The heel is like that to keep your feet from slipping through the stirrups

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@brandondarby

11 months

@Skelly363 There’s a portal. I can’t tell you where it is though.

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11 months

There’s been a few people getting mad and trying to correct me. Some are calling me a liar or saying “That isn’t Lubbock, it’s a place in Switzerland. I’m like:

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Brandon Darby

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10 months

@_Sola_Fide_ Did I insult her appearance? I just said this is her.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

5 months

I’m a single dad and I have a night to myself. There will be some whiskey, some ranch style beans, and some reruns of Gunsmoke and the Golden Girls. Just being honest.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

1 year

@elonmusk If you think that’s funny, check out this meme.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

11 months

@STOIC_2001 It’s SwitzerLubbock

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

1 year

I don’t see what’s “funny” about poverty in Appalachia or San Francisco. Showing towns decimated by anti-coal policies is hardly comparable to policies that tolerate rampant petty crime. Come on, man. Not clever and a bit disingenuous in the comparison.

Facts Chaser 🌎 🤦🏻‍♂️

@Factschaser

1 year

Funny how many who like to criticize the “homeless” in San Francisco never show footage of West Virginia / Appalachia

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

7 months

I’m old enough to remember when someone who tried to prevent Congress from voting was known as an insurrectionist.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

10 months

This will do the trick.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

9 months

My llama passed away this morning. RIP, Llamalo. Thanks for protecting my animals and for bringing enjoyment to my family and friends.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

1 year

And by graphic warning we mean graphic warning. It’s the reality, the ignored reality, so it must be shown. Too many communities affected by this violence.

GRAPHIC: Cartel Gunmen in Mexico Kill Local Border State Police Commander

A group of gunmen ambushed and killed a local police commander and one of his officers in the Mexican border state of Sonora.

www.breitbart.com

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

8 months

Sitting on my porch near Lubbock, Texas.

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@brandondarby

7 months

While he was yelling “Yeah, b*tch, yeah b*tch” to the officer he was choking — you left that part out of your tweet, CNN.

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@CNN

7 months

Leonard Allan Cure was wrongfully imprisoned for a crime he did not commit. Years after his release, he was killed by a deputy during a traffic stop.

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11 months

@Far_Point Whew. Thanks for the heads up.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

7 months

You should’ve reminded Hamas of this before they did what they just did. Israel has the right to destroy Hamas— and everyone directly associated with them — at this point. I do hope everyone can have peace AFTER that happens though 👍

Ilhan Omar

@IlhanMN

7 months

Reminder, Gaza doesn’t have shelters or an iron dome and to please pray for them. May peace prevail in the region and move us towards a moral awakening to care about the human suffering we are seeing. Palestinians are human beings who have been in besieged and are deserving of…

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1 year

@JesseKellyDC @chiproytx @RepThomasMassie I love Chip.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

7 months

Mao and Pol Pot did that sort of thing.

Christiane Amanpour

@amanpour

7 months

“So many of those extremists, those MAGA extremists, take their marching orders from Donald Trump,” @HillaryClinton tells me. “There needs to be a formal deprogramming of the cult members” in the GOP, she adds in our EXCLUSIVE conversation.

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1 year

@realTomPappert On my feet at this very moment. I was out with my horses this evening.

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@brandondarby

5 months

Brian Kilmeade needs to switch to decaf.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

1 year

Mothers Day is a bit difficult when your mom isn’t here anymore. Appreciate your moms, folks. They won’t always be here.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

10 months

If you’re someone who’s publicly shared private texts or emails in an effort to hurt someone else, I generally stay far away from you. Won’t hire you, date you, or be a friend — nothing. I just stay away in every way.

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@brandondarby

1 year

Even I would struggle to finish this plate — and I can eat.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

3 months

This is fake. Stop trying to turn my state into an armed standoff, you f*cking a**hole.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

11 months

I really appreciate @JesseKellyDC teaching me how to go keto. Healthy, low carb meals like this are the way to go.

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@brandondarby

1 year

@GavinWax @ChristinaPushaw @JennaEllisEsq @davereaboi Respectfully, it looked to me like you sassed your boss publicly— after he called you out for cursing a woman. I would fire someone for that as well.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

5 months

You mean the military-aged men in a combat zone who stayed after civilians left? Yeah, I support Hamas being treated this way. Actually, I’d support a lot worse for Hamas.

Jeet Heer

@HeerJeet

5 months

The majority of the American ruling class, indeed a majority of the ruling class in the West, supports this.

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@brandondarby

5 months

When hostages accidentally get killed, I tend to blame the hostage takers for that sort of tragedy.

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@brandondarby

11 months

I’m a single dad with full custody of a little one and tonight is my first night alone in many months— and I’m spending it drinking whiskey and watching the Golden Girls.

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@brandondarby

10 months

@the_dadchef I can explain it. The same reason people don’t like bird poo on their cars. It doesn’t belong there.

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@brandondarby

11 months

@donvan379 Take 114 west, pass the four corners and turn left.

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@brandondarby

1 year

@WalshFreedom @TuckerCarlson @SpeakerMcCarthy This you?

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@brandondarby

1 year

@davidbadash @FBI David, probably important for the director of such an agency to speak across the aisles. Also, they probably have more facts than do you. Maybe not. But likely.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

10 months

I quit smoking cigarettes 5 years ago today. That was tough, but I’m so glad I did it. 👍

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

1 year

I found a nice little taqueria on the side of the highway in West Texas. Not a bad plate they gave me.

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@brandondarby

1 year

@RonColeman But then you wouldn’t see these, Ron.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

13 days

👍 #Texas

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

1 year

Unpopular opinion: Trump likely wins nomination, but loses the general. Then many of you will absolve yourselves of blame by claiming “they” stole it. Then some will get violent and destructive. Then you’ll absolve yourself of that blame by claiming “they” entrapped the violent.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

10 months

Sitting on my porch steps enjoying the nice Lubbock night and look who came to see me.

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@brandondarby

10 months

Go pick up a rifle and fight over there for a while, then send your family members. Oh, that’s not what you meant— you meant you’re okay risking our lives and the lives of those we love. Nope.

Lindsey Graham

@LindseyGrahamSC

10 months

I will be working with Republicans and Democrats in the Senate to pass a resolution urging the admission of Ukraine into NATO. The best way to prevent future wars and promote peace is to create security guarantees that make aggressor nations think twice before starting wars.…

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Brandon Darby

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6 months

Good morning, y’all.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

11 months

Guys— this is some of the best chicken-noodle soup I’ve ever eaten. Amazing.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

11 months

Thank God for experts like you. Any ideas on where I should invest money?

Ross Gerber

@GerberKawasaki

11 months

It’s very possible #Prigozhin will be the next leader of Russia. Putin is on the run. Moscow is being attacked and the Russian military is in shambles. The end game is here. #Ukraine

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

10 months

Elect me and I will build a giant dome over Texas and air condition the entire state — thermostat on 68. A big beautiful dome. And Mexico will pay for it.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

1 year

The wind storm pushed all the tumbleweeds against my gate and they look like zombies trying to crawl over.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

1 year

And that’s banana pudding in the background. Yep.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

1 year

I think someone hacked his Twitter account. Not trying to be ugly, but this is akin to Mike Pence tweeting out a rainbow flag and calling for single-payer healthcare for all. Come on now.

President Biden

@POTUS

1 year

MAGA House Republican proposals would slash funding for border security – a move that could allow nearly 900 pounds of fentanyl into our country. We need more resources to secure the border. Not less.

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Brandon Darby

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7 months

I don’t see how anyone can watch this video of Leonard Cure and think the police officer was wrong to shoot him. The officer was being choked and having his neck/spine cranked — threat of death and severe bodily injury.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

10 months

In the past two months, I’ve had one person tell me I should “actually visit the border” before reporting on it and I just had someone else tell me I should actually visit Mexico if I want to report on cartels. I don’t even know how to respond to that.

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1 year

My great grandmother used to take a piece of Mrs. Baird’s white bread, put margarine on it, then pour white sugar in and feed it to me as a snack.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

1 year

Yep. 100 percent.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

10 months

@stillgray I get tired like that too after I eat too many Philly cheesesteaks

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

11 months

Oh hell, y’all. This Lubbock woman just tweeted at me to tell her where in Lubbock I took the picture. Then she got mad, told me I was a fake who didn’t really take the picture in Lubbock. I’m not sure what to do with that.

Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

11 months

Lubbock, Texas is so pretty this time of year. Most people don’t realize it looks this way.

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1 year

I was shocked recently when a friend in a California had never heard of a pimento cheese sandwich. I had no idea it wasn’t something everyone ate. Also, I’m fixing to eat this pimento cheese sandwich. Just FYI.

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@brandondarby

1 year

@jamestodman You baller, you.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

1 year

Lee’s Cafe in Lubbock, Texas. Smothered beef patties, mashed potatoes, candied yams, fried okra, and cabbage with cornbread.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

1 year

Read the comments/replies to this tweet. They’re hoping the least of these, the sojourner, and their children get eaten by alligators while simultaneously having “servant of Christ” in many of their bios.

Greg Abbott

@GregAbbott_TX

1 year

The Texas National Guard took this picture in the Rio Grande river near Eagle Pass.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

5 months

Yeah, probably a good idea not to target, kidnap, and sexually assault Israeli civilians in the future. I think that’s the intended message.

Pelham

@Resist_05

5 months

The Zionist are destroying literally everything so it becomes unliveable…🇵🇸💔

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

7 months

Jay Leeson passed away this evening. He was a good friend to many of us and to any overlooked rural community. I’ll have more to say about him at some point, but not tonight. Rest in peace, friend.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

10 months

A reminder that fried pickles exist and they are good.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

1 month

I agree that Israel should end the war, just as soon as they get the hostages back and completely destroy Hamas.

The Hill

@thehill

1 month

Stephen Colbert is calling on Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to end the country’s war with Hamas. His comments come after Netanyahu took responsibility for a deadly strike that killed seven World Central Kitchen aid workers.

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Brandon Darby

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11 months

It’s on, y’all. It’s on.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

10 months

Evie Maes in Lubbock, Texas, treated me right.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

1 year

I’m starting to see a lot of people with blue checks who are claiming they’re not paying for Twitter blue. You guys do realize that some of them are actually paying and trying to act like they’re not, right?

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Brandon Darby

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8 months

I see many of my friends in Texas celebrating — not that truth won, but that our “side” stuck together and won. Not did someone do wrong or not do wrong, but that our own won regardless of that. Don’t believe me? Look at their celebratory words for yourselves. Politics.

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1 year

@elonmusk @iamharaldur People who publicly do stuff like that to me get fired immediately. I can’t have that. “Hi, Mr. Musk. I work for you at Twitter. Can we please talk? Thank you.” —- How a good employee handles things if they really feel the need to get a hold of a boss.

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@brandondarby

1 year

@KatTimpf You’ll be okay. Even the Donner Party found something to eat eventually.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

11 months

Don’t hate me just because I have a quesadilla and five tacos and you don’t.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

1 year

I do apologize if I’m being rude. It’s just bothersome watching famous rich people basically say “Do you know who I am? You’re lucky I’m here! Give me my drinks for free.”

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

1 year

Nothing like a good healthy breakfast.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

5 months

Don’t be jealous of my lunch.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

1 year

@elonmusk What if someone identifies as they/them? Technically, you’d have to charge them the org rate.

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@brandondarby

8 months

I don’t care what consenting adults do in their bedrooms and I don’t even care if they have alternative arrangements in their marriages — none of my business. But if you chose to heavily use Jesus and “traditional family values” in your campaign, now we have an issue.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

1 year

These three are just enjoying the sunset with me.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

1 year

Ranch style beans and buttered bread. You probably can’t even imagine eating this good.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

11 months

@althumanoid It’s Switzerlubbock

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

1 year

It’s good that most of America doesn’t know the heaven that is a pimento cheese sandwich. Too much demand would raise the costs.

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Brandon Darby

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10 months

I have a child, asshole. If you want to go to direct war with Russia, fly over there and take up a rifle. You don’t get to risk my child’s life just because your war cult has a Red Dawn fetish. You grow up and think.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

9 months

If you’re a billionaire and you own a private 757, I’m probably going to keep my money and let you pay for your own lawyers.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

4 months

I’ve kept a secret and I’ve decided to finally be open about. The truth is, I prefer eating a ribeye steak over prime rib. I think cooking it as a steak is superior to cooking it as prime rib. There.

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Brandon Darby

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11 months

Just one more war… this one will be different… but this time it’s really important and the fate of the free world depends upon it… yeah, yeah, we know we’ve said it all before, but this time it’s really different… they’ll greet as as liberators… this time…

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

4 months

No, sir. The headline warns you with “Graphic” What transnational criminal orgs are doing in Mexico is largely ignored by most media outlets. Communities in Mexico deserve their stories told and shown just as much as other human beings.

Willie Singleton III

@RenTheLast

4 months

@brandondarby I think we need to get back to not providing the actual photos of the recently deceased. Wtf is this? A child could click on your site and see that crap. I'm just saying someone has to maintain a level of decency despite all that's happening.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

9 months

If you don’t like dogs trying to love on you nonstop, then don’t come to my house. I won’t “just put them outside.” This is their home, so I’m more likely to put you outside if there’s an issue.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

9 months

Some huevos rancheros in a small West Texas town in the middle of nowhere. 👍

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

5 months

I would say that people fleeing from police is what led to crashes, but you do you.

Human Rights Watch

@hrw

5 months

NEW: Dangerous chases of vehicles thought to contain migrants under the Texas government’s Operation Lone Star program led to crashes that killed at least 74 people and injured at least another 189. In a new report, HRW documents the spike:

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Brandon Darby

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1 year

I really care about some of the people on both sides of the Trump-DeSantis fight, but I’m going to be honest with you. Some of y’all are acting like lunatics. Love ya, but you’re acting a little crazy.

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Brandon Darby

@brandondarby

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Don’t come to West Texas pulling that sh*t.