the mosquito @bonerman_inc Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

6 years

If you're after more bad videogame ideas from other twitter users, here they are

140 Games or Less — bringing bad videogame ideas to life

i asked people on twitter to send me bad video game ideas

medium.com

3

25

116

Last Seen Profiles

@tensorigin

@SheilaMyatra

@cyclone_bs

@metansangames

@c__gracias

@esoteric810

@Jeffxv6651

@MinajNow

@AlisonA20360697

@aerahea

@GBNEWS

@best_hottwife

@nana_na_8019

@StarshipRobots

@NecessaryP41563

@mosesmakonda

@yuricha_yuiri

@bfsh_88

@HolmesBeaver

@dcgballtourney

@JDRFUK

@cebongdeuls

@younomii_

@4oRM2qNf5fz1yS

@Jah2Todd

@Veronic44064781

@bvbynai

@pennyguarantee

@KeenaP81241

@acutemedicine

@KareenFDski

@TdatAngelo

@loufaith

@hanmiyeon185980

@__wavetoearth__

@crystalline_02

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

3 years

no way

650

80K

540K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

6 years

boba fett is short for roberta fettuccine

213

24K

85K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

9 years

hey @mcdonalds i ordered a sundae but instead you gave me the souls of the damned, did i have to pay extra for this http://t.co/Ga7ZVaNSZB

362

57K

60K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

5 years

dogs like licking our faces because they know under our skin is bones and they can almost reach it

118

8K

52K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

3 years

this mf said msmspth mthrf

54Thirty Official

@54thirtydesigns

3 years

My body is my journal… and my tattoos are my story ✨🥴

240

82

810

118

5K

50K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

9 months

The Wife Who Left Me (1977)

Wild Geerters

@steinkobbe

9 months

What the fuck kind of bootleg Bond movies have these guys been watching

415

886

41K

32

1K

19K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

2 years

not much what's sub with you dog

55

1K

16K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

5 years

enjoying this picture

96

4K

12K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

6 years

this is what an IPA tastes like

non aesthetic things

@PicturesFoIder

6 years

84

980

4K

90

2K

10K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

10 years

. @gamestop just want to let you know u guys have done a very bad job of stopping the games so far. you've done like, the opposite

20

5K

9K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

6 years

give the boba fett movie to taika waititi you cowards

69

2K

8K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

6 years

im so happy netflix has decided to brjng this classic series back

26

2K

6K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

5 years

bought a "pizza stone" from the shops and it is GARBAGE. tastes nothing like pizza just tastes like regular stone. too hard to chew

27

742

6K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

4 years

@tinybaby

11

600

5K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

4 years

@richbrian sex isnt real (they use CGI in movies) so youll be fine

7

168

5K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

5 years

incredible

16

1K

5K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

3 years

but im a jeep im a vehicle what the hell am i doing here beep beep honk honk steer

34

961

4K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

3 years

huh this is blowing up. check out this dog

10

121

4K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

3 years

This is the lockpicking lawyer, and what I have for you today is a small chest with a level 1 lock, from the seyda neen census and excise office

21

775

4K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

7 years

your games: immersive narrative, story driven gameplay, procedurally generated loot, 80 advanced shaders on screen at once mine: buuuuhhhh

43

1K

4K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

5 years

this is a nightmare

31

798

4K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

5 years

might fuck around and write a television series within which a major character arc is that they spend 7 seasons learning how to wear other peoples faces in order to seek revenge, does it once and then never does it ever again?????????? for some reason???????????????????????????

21

357

3K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

8 years

hi @Kojima_Hideo @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN do u wanna do a collab

20

2K

3K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

6 years

the worst lager or pilsner in the world is better than the best IPA. sorry i dont make the rules

134

521

3K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

6 years

We live in a society

25

410

3K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

6 years

c.s. lewis is short for counterstrike lewis

17

756

3K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

6 years

(4000 hours of gameplay later over several years) hmm i dont like the game

29

385

3K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

2 years

yeah im enjoyin yellowjackets. i jacket til i yell "ow"

16

193

3K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

6 years

how.... how do u get sold out... of having no mayo????

36

477

3K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

3 years

callin my wife aaron cause she sorkin on that dick. pretend i have a wife for this tweet

15

135

3K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

5 years

making myself physically ill by imagining a british person saying "wario" the same way they say "mario"

49

255

3K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

5 years

so nintendo are making a lite switch now? i already have one in each room of my home LOL goodnight everyone

13

406

3K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

7 years

mr banky..... thank u so much

19

554

2K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

9 years

tweetjam idea by @reiley "increasingly-large dog tries not to cause too much trouble" http://t.co/ZFDD07Q2lw

19

1K

2K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

5 years

this is honestly the funniest thing i have ever seen recently on this website

9

244

2K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

9 years

tweetjam idea by @edzitron "an idiot tries not to tweet" http://t.co/aiEGR3R4xR

16

1K

2K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

4 years

falinks marches at 120bpm which is the exact same tempo as gimme gimme gimme

16

913

2K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

7 years

lmao

5

438

2K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

8 years

hi @twitter instead of implementing garbage like public first @s and moments please implement these features instead

32

758

2K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

8 years

tweetjam idea by @Choplogik "Brush Enya's exotic horses"

15

557

1K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

5 years

just found out a 'strip mall' in the USA is just a bunch of places but in one row of buildings instead of separate buildings, or one big building. buddy that's just called "the shops"

24

153

2K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

5 years

i saw this image online yesterday and i haven't stopped thinking about it since

10

250

1K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

4 years

not sure on the original source but i saw this on the witcher (games) thread on SA

12

287

1K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

3 years

The team behind Monkey Jizz

Motherboard

@motherboard

3 years

The team behind Monkey Jizz was able to make off with nearly $300,000 worth of Binance Coin on Sunday.

71

112

607

10

184

1K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

4 years

absolutely furious at myself for laughing at this

14

357

1K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

3 years

went for a stroll in the park and happened uponst orbs

15

124

1K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

4 years

@kenklippenstein he lives on...

10

32

1K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

7 years

you: in a stable relationship, job you enjoy, possible homeowner me: remembering a nice jam i had once and forgetting the name of "rhubarb"

10

387

1K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

1 year

new york babey!!!! the ONLY place in the world you can buy PRODUCTS

Glenn E. Martin 🐐

@glennEmartin

1 year

I went to get coffee this morning and thought I’d show the non-NYers what’s sold in a bodega: the good, the bad and the ugly. RT and name one product that you recognize. ☕️

2K

73

1K

8

60

1K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

7 years

i grabbed the top 500 movies on IMDB tagged as "western" and put them into a markov chain generator to generate more western movie titles

45

343

1K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

6 years

from the "Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad?" team, Thank You

20

137

1K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

5 years

interested in 3d modelling? here's very simple to follow chart with blender shortcut keys. in case anyone wants to open a portal to hell or whatever

35

316

1K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

7 years

volume sliders 100% working as intended

14

382

1K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

2 years

she boris on my johnson til i resign

8

63

1K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

7 years

wow.... another completely original (do not steal) game idea. cant believe how many ive made today, all of them work perfectly too. no bugs.

16

405

1K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

7 years

completely original game idea do not steal

27

409

1K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

6 years

welcome to the world of pokemon, 10yo unaccompanied child. whcih small creature would you like to train to maul other animals? there's excess saliva turtle, highly flammable lizard and a toad we glued to an onion. time to go into the woods alone now

10

328

1K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

5 years

the coolest thing a websites can do is popups for mailing list that hide the entire page as soon as you either scroll down or mouse off the page. the second coolest thing is changing the way scrolling works for some reason

12

105

1K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

6 years

[speaking Italian] Grazie.

12

129

1K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

4 years

the opposite of a software update is a hardnude downdivorce (???)

19

182

1K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

3 years

damn forgot to quicksave... gonna lose so much progress

6

99

1K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

7 years

@jack the only "character" here is you jack!! what a funny guy!!! still hasn't banned the literal nazis on this website!!!

15

75

943

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

7 years

@birdcardigan tweetjam idea by @birdcardigan "there's a cat, right?? but GET THIS: he not like banana"

21

356

1K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

2 years

the opposite of "FromSoft" is "ToHard" - which is exactly what dark souls is. interesting

9

125

1K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

3 years

so. is there a myster ogyny

1

138

1K

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

8 years

im at a conference (nzgdc) and this is the desktop background of the next presenter

16

740

980

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

7 years

looks about right #gamedev

24

349

983

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

3 years

@nopoweradeinusa

2

18

972

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

9 years

Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad #gamedev #indiegame http://t.co/zrgvaYRQ7t

54

599

934

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

5 years

is "cruella" a real name. otherwise it's extremely fucked up that cruella de vil's parents named her "cruella" and not expect her to be the kind of person who wants to make a coat out of 100 puppies. imagine naming your kid "mr racist" and expecting them to turn out fine

16

169

962

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

3 years

am i haveing a stroke

23

88

962

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

9 years

four pixels of nudity http://t.co/YZAUBkuh5G

45

668

897

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

7 years

they've gone and bloody did it aint they

19

226

890

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

5 years

i want my babyshark babyshark babyshark i want my babyshark riiiiiibs

9

137

889

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

3 years

declaring WAR on all DADS. from now on this is a DAD FREE ZONE

23

29

870

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

4 years

im being harassed and conspired against

14

143

878

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

6 years

john cena is spanish for john dinner

14

135

832

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

4 years

this take was designed in a lab purely for the sake of giving me an aneurysm

29

46

867

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

6 years

people would be less upset if they were called michael transactions and luke boxes

PC Gamer

@pcgamer

6 years

What's the most unpopular gaming opinion you're willing to stand by?

5K

253

2K

7

128

852

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

8 years

tweetjam idea by @aardvarkwizard "a game where u are chopping an onion but also the onion is chopping u"

11

299

822

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

9 years

tweetjam idea by @quendergeer "surgeon simulator but you have to simulate being an adult" http://t.co/yczNZSFnIl

6

510

807

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

5 years

What is a goose? A miserable little pile of honks

7

192

836

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

5 years

THE WITCHER (2019)

8

241

812

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

6 years

i saw this in a facebook group and i can't stop laughing at it jesus christ

17

154

799

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

9 years

tweetjam idea by @SiloCast "avoid the boss while watching youtube at work" http://t.co/bqreazFfeE

16

418

785

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

2 years

the oscars went goblin mode. i feel physically ill typing that sentence out but here it is

3

60

793

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

5 years

when u see someone you don't know at the public library and they're using the default search engine on microsoft edge instead of google? that's a stranger bings

9

96

806

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

1 year

@TwitterDev instead of spending money on twitter API access i would rather spend my money on a copy of "shower with your dad simulator 2015: do you still shower with your dad?" on steam for PC and Steam Deck

Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad on Steam

"Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad?" is a fast paced shower-simulation where you shower with your 8-bit dad.It's good, clean fun!

store.steampowered.com

15

68

800

the mosquito

@bonerman_inc

7 years

Superb!!!! Mozart Brüder