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4 months

this is one of those stories that reminds us all why we stay on this app. yes we all have severe and untreatable brain damage, but on occasion something so supremely absurd happens that we all get to stop and giggle together

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This Willy Wonka story is incredible. What's going on here? What part of the film was this hahahahaha.

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termites:

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i love house i’m sorryyyyyyy

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“you just can’t tell the truth” IM SCREAMINGGGG

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1 year

our country is being held hostage by a bunch of miserable freaks whose children don’t speak to them anymore

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1 year

Target pulls some LGBTQ+ merchandise from Pride collection following backlash from conservatives.

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Harry Styles when he’s asked about his sexuality

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7 months

the way I forced my friends to watch this at Friendsgiving and it was even better than I remembered

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4 years

a relationship should be 50/50. i let you take my virginity, you turn out to be the ghost face killer who murdered my mother

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11 months

where is this freak’s movie

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6 months

literally cannot stop saying this

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2 years

neeeeeed to split a bottle of dry white wine with her

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1 year

Sarah Paulson in AHS Hotel

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1 year

there was a period of around 2 years in my life where this was the funniest thing I had ever seen

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her dogs scattering is sending

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1 year

what the hell is a confidence activist

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2 years

No artpop on the Chromatica tour omg

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2 months

Dorinda hunting the rhony reboot cast at bluestone manor would make an incredible peacock original horror film

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@PageSix

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Dorinda Medley challenges ‘RHONY’ reboot stars to film at Bluestone Manor with OG cast: ‘See how they fare’

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Tom Girardi driving in Pasadena

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he’s dressed like a real housewife going to Mexico

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Sprinter vans on the real housewives

NBC Sports

@NBCSports

6 months

What's the most iconic venue in all of sports?

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3 months

they got Kyle Richards omg

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@Amtrak

3 months

This ain't Texas. Ain't no hold 'em.

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1 year

Harry Styles found dead

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1 year

🚨BREAKING🚨According to leaked court documents, US District Judge Sidney H. Stein will sentence #RHOSLC cast member Jennifer Shah to time served, citing the fact that she “has been serving since birth,” and will order the immediate release of the reality tv star this Friday.

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Kristen Doute was put on this earth to be on reality television or unemployed

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Dorinda Medley after one martini

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9 months

linguistics students should study Meredith Marks’s accent

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1 year

the Justice Department to Donald Trump

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2 years

not the cast trip being Jen’s trial in NYC 😭😭😭

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2 years

snow on the beach

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5 months

this rhony reboot ass shoot

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

5 months

Jeremy Allen White for Calvin Klein

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20 days

I think about this Animoji video that Kelly Dodd send to Vicki everyday

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@buffys

3 months

what’s an insult you’ll never forget? 😭

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Can you watch her while I smoke

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went on a pilgrimage to the holy land

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8 months

Erin being reduced to simply “a Trumper” makes me genuinely giddy

Rolling Stone

@RollingStone

8 months

Bravo’s reboot of Real Housewives of New York City featured fashion icon Jenna Lyons and a Trumper, but a fashion publicist truly stole the show. ‘The Real Housewives of New York City’ is the Jessel Taank show. 🔗

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6 months

allowing myself to skip the gym, open a bottle of Pinot Grigio, and catch up on my shows

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7 months

Whos going to clean your toilets Donald Trump?

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NO MORE INFLUENCERS ON RHONY!!!! we need them to cast an alcoholic who is also a domestic terrorist instead

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The Real Housewives of the Stone Age discussing an argument that occurred at someone’s home

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the bouncer not knowing who Julia Fox is at the Charli boiler room afters 😭😭

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she went into witness protection after seeing the fans’ reaction to her

Dorinda Deadly

@dorindadeadly

5 months

I barely recognised Sai omg??? #RHONY

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3 months

This is what it feels like to have more than 2 tasks to do at work

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6 months

I rewatched this part 4 times

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whenever a housewife begins a season by saying “I’m in a really positive place right now and I just want to have fun” they are about to become involved in a situation so toxic it rivals only Chernobyl

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kim petras updates

@kimpetrasupdate

2 months

ladyland festival ♡︎ friday, june 28th

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4 months

if you got a problem with me, that’s your probble

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2 months

When Jessel sits down with her for their first lunch scene together and goes “aren’t you a Scientologist? I heard you worship aliens hunny.”

Yashar Ali 🐘

@yashar

9 months

And your regular reminder that Rebecca Minkoff is a proud Scientologist. In 2021, she defended Scientology and lied about it during an interview with NYT. She and her family have donated over $5 million to Scientology’s war chest which is used to fund the harassment of

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Jen Shah was so mindful of why she was invited to the federal penitentiary

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STOP TWEETING ABOUT THE OSCARS WE NEED TO DEFEND MONICA GARCIA

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Kate Chastain when everyone walked into the breakfast room right after she became a traitor #TraitorsUS #TheTraitors

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real

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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚

@beyoncegarden

4 months

name two people who you've always thought looked alike😭

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who remembers this

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she’s soooo 😭😭

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this is not a human sound

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me exploring the tunnel under ocean blvd

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1 year

this is the bat signal but for Kyle Richards

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5 months

Imagine Dorinda at a traitors round table

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8 months

I have listened to this 10 times and I cannot understand what Meredith is saying for the life of me

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@blakeissweaty

3 months

Y’all defending her for not getting a fair shot when her husband has SA allegations and is a terf. We’re good

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@PageSix

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‘Disappointed’ Annemarie Wiley fired from ‘RHOBH’ after 1 season

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let me pour this nasty ass cocktail and serve jaw

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this is one of those videos that permanently re-wires the neural pathways in my brain. my brain chemistry is forever altered. i will never escape Dorinda’s dance. i will see it when i close my eyes. it will visit me in my dreams, uninvited

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2 years

i’ve never seen a line delivered with such conviction and such power. she is working hard for that emmy

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1 year

. @realDonaldTrump your bills have been affected

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Gwyneth Paltrow skiing

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Lizzo to her dancers

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Bethenny lowkey ended Ramona with “You got crazy eyes, fucking chicken in your purse and drinking fucking rosé behind a couch, screaming it’s cold in here.. you’re a horror show”

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@blakeissweaty

1 year

🚨BREAKING: People Magazine can now confirm based on conversations with sources close to production that Brandi Glanville will be returning for Season 13 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as a full-time housewife. Are you excited for Brandi’s return?

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Another week in the Vida Tequila mines 😔

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this eatery #RHOBH

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this is playing in the background in my brain at all times

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y’all hate on this lady but she has given us many of the most entertaining moments on rhony and rhugt. she’s a true entertainer and performer

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@blakeissweaty

4 years

now from the top make it drop

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5 months

just remembered last season’s RHOSLC storylines were a fake healing journey and a fake choir …. we cannot go back to that omg

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2 years

Singlehandedly saved RHOBH and stays on Kyle’s neck. Center diamond when

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1 year

many of you would benefit from reading this

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MarTEAnis With Eddy

@MarTEAnisEddy

1 year

Dorit, it’s only $8600.. come on!! #RHOBH

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@blakeissweaty

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WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle

🏳️‍⚧️✊🏾~Babs Johnson~🎶

@FemaleTrouble74

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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle

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4 years

well queers we made it through another week ...but at what cost

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He doesn’t mind I have a flat broke down life

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how bout if your espresso was me

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I am weeeeeeping tears of laughter but also tears of sadness because we lost her

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Sutton Stracke leaving the magic mike show in Vegas

SuperSisi

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Please explain this picture to me

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couldn’t sleep last night I swear I saw her in my room

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obsessed with this teams message I just received

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Who’s the housewife that you can genuinely see yourself being friends with? Mine’s gotta be her

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Garcelle and Sutton hats

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Gizelle Bryant house

Dustin 🚌🚶‍♂️🚲

@EngineerDustin

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This is the worst new construction deck I’ve ever seen. It doesn’t even span the width of the door. Oof.

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Vicki being a Republican and not realizing she’s recording a cameo for the Wisconsin dems is sending me

Wisconsin Democrats

@WisDems

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Happy National California Day, @EricHovde ! If you're feeling a little homesick today, don't worry—we have a special message from a few of your neighbors in Orange County. California misses you already, but they know you’ll be back very soon. Home sweet home!

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Monica Garcia wallet

joyci employci ‎ ‎

@joyci_schecter

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oomf’s debit cards😭😭😭

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good afternoon

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ok fine there’s potential

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Truly devastating. I hope she knows how beloved she is

Pop Base

@PopBase

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Wendy Williams has been diagnosed with primary progressive aphasia and frontotemporal dementia, Today reports.

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my neighbors have taste

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🚨BREAKING: Page Six is reporting that former #RHOSLC cast member Jen Shah’s prison sentence has been commuted for her “commendable effort” in producing the play The Real Housewives of Bryan. She is now set to be released this fall, in time for the RHOSLC season four premiere.

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