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@BigBoyler

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Nobody’s prefect. Morale crusader.

A sinking ship!
Joined February 2009
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@BigBoyler
chris o'dowd
2 years
Nobody’s havin more fun than my bag right now
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4 years
Might be an idea to ignore every inch of tabloid coverage of this horrible news. They profited from her life, they certainly don’t deserve to profit from her death. #Caroline
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4 years
“What the hell happened to this China shop!?” - asks Bull.
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4 years
What I’ve noticed in the week since Caroline died. Family and friends - It breaks our hearts that we couldn’t save her. Social Media (in the main) - we’ve been cruel, let’s try to #BeKind Tabloid Press - Nothing to do with us. Anyway, here are 100 articles body shaming women.
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3 years
Home at fuckin last. 💚
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4 years
👀
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4 years
If it was peace you needed, I hope you found it. And if there’s fun to be had, wherever you are, I know you’ll find that too. Goodbye Caroline, it was so lovely knowing you.
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4 years
It will do you absolutely no harm to watch this for minute.
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4 years
To myself and fellow members of the legitimate ‘Dad-Bod’ community, this is cultural appropriation.
@nypost
New York Post
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Zac Efron's 'dad bod' transformation on Netflix show shocks fans
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3 years
10 years this week since this gem hit the screen and turned me from an ugly carrot into a normal human carrot. Thanks everyone, such fun. 👏
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3 years
Nothing like hearing your toddler say ‘when lockdown is over we’re all going to Jurassic Park’ To remind you of previous promises made in desperation.
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4 years
They would slash her tyres to get a reaction. They camped outside her home until she had to move. It broke her heart. Nothing will bring her back, but maybe this will help someone else. Please sign this petition if you can. Caroline's Law | 38 Degrees
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4 years
great, now I want a fuckin Owl.
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4 years
I don't care what they say, I won't feel comfortable going to the Gym before there's a Vaccine. Or after there's a vaccine.
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4 years
Working out a way to do ‘Storytime with Uncle Chris’ where I read a different childrens’ book online every day during quarantine. Might kill 20 minutes and I’ll try and work out a way to make a few quid for those struggling. would ye and your wee ones watch it? #HomeSpunStories
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4 years
Caroline was so fuckin fun. She had the best cackle of a laugh. She deserved so much better. She’s gone far too soon. My heart goes out to her sister Jo and the family. You’ll be so missed darlin, by so many.
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4 years
I don’t know if anyone needs to hear this right now, and I’ll admit, I’m no ‘medical expert’, but.. have they tried turning it off and on again? #Covid_19 #LoveYouAll
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4 years
I wonder if he’s holding that Bible in his ‘pussy-grabbing’ hand?
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4 years
Being a father is the best thing I’ve ever done. How lucky I feel. But also -
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2 years
Our gorgeous old boy passed on last week. 💔 ‘Potato’ aka ‘Spuddy’ aka ‘The Memory foam dog’ never met a lap he didn’t love. He made us better people and we were lucky to know him so long. Sent some love to @MADRADogRescue in his name, because rescues are fuckin magic. 🐶
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3 years
Fixed it. Sorry. You won’t believe what worked. #facebookdown
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2 months
So delighted for that brilliant lad of Cork. Over 25 years of gorgeous work, bualadh bos Cillian, we’re all so proud of ya. 🤠 Also, I gatecrashed the Barbenheimer after-party and things got.. fuckin weird. 💚🙌
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4 years
What is the current state of the ‘American Psyche?’ I don’t know, let’s have a look inside the home of its most famous therapist.
@DanielNMiller
Daniel Miller
4 years
Look at Dr. Phil's house. (It's for sale for $5.75 million.)
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4 years
Homesick today. Can anyone in the west of ireland send me big sexy photos of landscapes please.
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4 years
Good luck Britain. We’re rooting for you. Don’t be dicks. #GeneralElection2019
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4 years
gosh, seems like quite a few highly successful male actors have contracted the virus. feeling relieved I've managed to keep my success relatively mild to be honest.
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4 years
oh this tickled me. I get it girl, I get it.
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4 years
The songs you squeezed from us. The hope. The utter joy. Thank you big man. We needed that. Rest well. When all is said and done, you absolutely, positively, gave it a lash. 💚
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4 years
All the Cummings nonsense and Fox News mocking Biden for wearing a mask on Memorial Day is nauseating but still my head keeps returning to the fact there were ZERO covid deaths in Ireland today. 💚
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3 years
I’m half the world away, but when @Donie just came on CNN to report on Trump’s ban, I swore I heard a cheer from Ireland like he was rounding the final bend at Aintree.
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4 years
‘Little Women’ is basically ‘Derry Girls’ before ‘the troubles.’
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5 years
Quite a night. I won an Emmy and I met three people from Cork. I knew they were from Cork, because the second sentence they used each time was ‘I’m from Cork.’ “Hiya, I’m Madge, I’m from Cork” “congrats man what a load a shite tho, I’m from Cork”. You get the gist. #HappyOut
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3 years
Sorry, but there still hasn’t been a Bernie meme I haven’t enjoyed.
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4 years
Seven years today since we met. How time has flown! Can't wait until quarantine is over so we can hang out every single day like we always do. Miss you Bx
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4 years
I find birds have started taking the piss a bit. Chirping their free little heads off like they’ve just built an extension, the fuckers.
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4 years
Watching The Commitments again in tribute to Alan Parker. Always loved it, but I don’t think I’ve ever enjoyed so much. God it’s so good. The shot composition, the energy, the message. Very few films so bursting with life. What joy. Thanks Alan.
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Me in the pub when this is all over -
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It was tricky enough being home all the time BEFORE the kids turned the floor into fucking LAVA.
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4 years
Seriously, €5 to anyone who guesses what happens here.
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5 years
I think you folks would be really surprised/embarrassed by often I use the iPhone gifs of myself when I’m texting my friends.
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4 years
8 minutes and 46 seconds. How can it be acceptable for a man to have his KNEE on another man’s NECK for a single fucking second? #RIPGeorgeFloyd #BlackLivesMatter
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3 years
It’s 7.30am, the Christmas tree is up, that means it must be all-ireland hurling final day! #California4Liam
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5 years
Just found my first headshots in storage, in case any directors are looking for an actor who can both wear and not wear a tie. 🤩
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4 years
Best marriage proposal reaction I’ve ever seen.
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5 years
Super news.
@guardian_sport
Guardian sport
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Rebekah Vardy 'hires IT experts' over Coleen Rooney leak claims
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4 years
I caught my youngest licking the dog’s back last week.
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
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This baby playing the drums with daddy is the best thing you’ll see today. Come for the drums - stay for the boo-boo kiss...
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The President only wants to protect the Statue of Christopher Columbus because he thinks it's the same guy who directed him in Home Alone 2.
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4 years
If anyone in them United States needs something to watch, may I recommend ‘Normal People’ on Hulu. Utterly beautiful.
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4 years
There’s nothing heroic about jumping on top of a pile-on. You bear none of the weight. You say nothing new. It’s all limp as fuck. Thinking of Caroline today. Take it easy out there friends. 💚
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5 years
so cool! where is it?
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3 years
15 years ! And a photo crying out for Bernie.
@BritishComedy
British Comedy Guide
3 years
At this moment in time 15 years ago, The IT Crowd - starring Katherine Parkinson, @bigboyler & @RichardAyoade - first appeared on TV:
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5 years
My toddler just said “daddy, bad guys never smile”. What a clueless, sheltered, idiot.
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3 years
I can’t wait for Covid to be over so I can go back to taking little sips from bottles of milk I find on people’s doorsteps. 🧜‍♂️
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Tough year for Rom-Com titles.
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Dogs tho.
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We’re a bit late to the game, but will the latest ‘Joe Wicks’ make sense if you haven’t seen the other episodes?
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I just shouted ‘go on ya boyo Ohio!’ like he was a corner-forward who’s come for the last 20 minutes against Mayo.
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Found my 3-year-old chasing a fly and asked him why he doesn’t like flies and he said it’s because they ‘suck the black bits outta yer eyeballs’ and I laughed but later googled it and he’s right. #GoodNightEveryone
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6 years
I don’t know, but sometimes I just wish @RichardAyoade had a podcast.
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5 years
When my toddler finishes his poo and wants me to wipe his asshole, he yells ‘I’m finished’ with a volume and smugness that suggests he’s just completed his fucking thesis.
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chris o'dowd
6 years
Hit him where it hurts 🏌🏻‍♂️
@chooselove
Choose Love
6 years
Look who’s marching with us - it’s only @BigBoyler the one and only Chris O’Dowd ❤️ Love trumps hate ❤️🌈
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Just had that awkward ‘chat’ with our 5-year-old where I had to explain that it would be ok for him to be a little less fucking curious about the world around him all the time.
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3 years
If you're elderly and have recently had the vaccine, I've heard a great way to keep your arm active is to bake me some scones.
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3 years
A pub fireside pint though.
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3 years
AT this stage, I'd happily take a shot of any of these rejected vaccines in the balls.
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4 years
I had our dog do his trick for Conan. Not sure fame suits him. The little fucker’s been prancing around the house like he’s Lassie ever since.
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Team Coco
4 years
ICYMI: Chris O'Dowd's ( @BigBoyler ) dog Potato likes to sing #TheOffice theme song. #ConanAtHome
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So delighted we decided to throw ‘potty training 2 toddlers’ into the mix this week. Really spiced things up. #Quarantine 🤮
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4 years
We just had an earthquake, which actually makes sense if you’ve been following the plot. #2020
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7 years
10 years! Holy moly.
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4 years
Thank fuck.
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Irish Stand
4 years
It’s over. It begins.
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6 years
Our baby is going through a real ‘throw all his food on the floor, moans about not having it, finds himself left on the steps outside a fuckin church’ phase.
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7 years
Attacking people in borough market?! You have a vendetta against organic jams? What's your goal here you fuck-norks? Piss off. #London ❤️
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Big love to all the Dads out there struggling to make ends meet. All the Dads who are dealing with sick kids. All the dads finding it hard. All the Dads trying their best. ❤️
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3 years
Might try a chocolate egg that isn’t hollow this Easter. Just solid fucking chocolate.
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4 years
Honestly, I didn’t think I’d spend so much time and effort, during the apocalypse, stressing the importance of putting the tops back on markers.
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I love him so much, like more than my friends.
@Football__Tweet
Football Tweet ⚽
4 years
Jürgen Klopp: 🗣️ “This is for Kenny you had to wait. Stevie you too. I know how much this means to everyone."
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2 years
Just did some exercise. Would. Not. Recommend.
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chris o'dowd
3 years
I just asked Siri to play something 'soothing' but I'd forgotten I'd changed it to the Irish Woman's voice and of course she said - 'Soothing? Why don't you cop yourself on and get a real job ya string a piss.' 🙄 I blame myself.
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I like when Twitter is kinda quiet. Ya know? 5am Twitter. Calm, no fights yet. Feels like watching a low rising sun throwing spots on a peaceful, still body of water. Like a transition scene in Jaws.
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When it all comes down to it, we’re all just sacks of flesh and shit, floating through space and time trying not to stink the place out. Good luck everybody, have great fuckin day! 💚
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Really sad to not make it home this year, for all the obvious reasons, so if someone could do a really half-arsed job drying the dishes after Christmas dinner, I’d appreciate it. 💚
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4 years
If the cops keep doing this, why would the protests stop? #BlackLivesMatter
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Our 5-year-old just asked how an engine works. It was so nice to have the time to bring him out to the car, pop the hood and take out my phone and show him a youtube video about how engines work.
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The other side of the sign says - ‘I’ve already lost three bandanas up me vag tryin’.
@mursebigford
Brad Bigford, NP (He/Him)
4 years
Anti-maskers protesting @boisemayor mask mandate which starts tomorrow. I don’t want to mansplain to her how pregnancy works...
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Could I interest anyone in some photos of our kittens? #Election2020
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Six years ago I married this glorious, hilarious, powerful and beautiful gal from Guernsey. Best thing I’ve ever done. Happy anniversary Dorn. ⁦ @hotpatooties ⁩ 😜😍🤪
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People are brilliant
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Darren Dutton
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I've had enough of Matt Hancock bringing his ukelele to interviews
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chris o'dowd
3 years
Is he wearing fuckin flip flops?!
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Rex Chapman🏇🏼
3 years
How’s your anxiety!?
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3 years
❤️❤️❤️Love hearing people getting the vaccine, keep ‘em comin’!❤️❤️❤️❤️
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3 years
What I really miss is holding hands with people. I love holding hands. And high-fiving! And dogging, I really miss dogging.
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4 years
today go can go and fuck itself. 🤡
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3 years
Hahahaha
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Sean Tuffy
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Wild to think that in 3 days this will all be done. Finished. There will be consequences, and regrets, but it will be done! For better of worse. And yes, I am talking about the bottle of Whiskey I just opened.
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4 years
Anyone else talking to themselves a lot more than usual? Like, full conversations? Is it the lack of socialising or what?
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I know what sheep sound like, yet this still comes as a surprise.
@TheWorldOfFunny
The World Of Funny
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Rt to bless someone's timeline 🐑
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It's been the weirdest Paddy's day I can remember, but bizarrely, watching how our nation is dealing with this pandemic, compared with others, has never made me so proud to be Irish. 💚💚💚
@rtenews
RTÉ News
4 years
'Never will so many ask so much of so few,' Taoiseach Leo Varadkar says, as he says the Government will do all they can to support people tackling the Covid-19 pandemic | Read more:
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I don’t know to whom I should I pass along this piece of film critique, but my 4-year-old just shared with me his concern that he doesn’t really believe that a baby could also be a boss.
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4 years
What I’m learning from this election is how quickly our partners would leave us for any man who can do maths on TV. #elections
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chris o'dowd
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It’s a lot of houses in one night, I totally get that, but he’s a messy prick all the same, isn’t he? 🎅
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