richard ayoade @RichardAyoade Twitter profile

Last Seen Profiles

@PhilipSolet

@veve_official

@SulGosia

@ShirionOrg

@AZLynnette

@CleanUptheWorld

@herdem_merwani

@DemonMantisLord

@djxiaokittyn

@JesusC1Filologo

@EzaPermana16

@josecarloscresp

@carey_alexis

@imam_kauser

@ckuntz24

@cosmiccdino

@Baxter9mm

@laumarker

@GordonJamarrion

@airfrance

@contadeputaria3

@Riskit_Nuvola

@MasterRaphael88

@ty_watters

@blufftalk

@YaPEIM_Official

@DGrant_03

@demarcowill

@Patrici05400796

@yannb6666

@BVanStratumV2

@DanielS70861207

@Poynter

@Maleworshipp

@sucasaaa

@AnozieUdemezue

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

2 years

I. Was. On. My. Way. To. A. Cricket. Match.

Jay Humor

@jayweingarten

2 years

Stop. Wearing. White. To. Another. Woman's. Wedding. Seriously cut the crap.

71

27

683

85

1K

32K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

2 years

Where’s the box to tick if you ARE a robot?

333

2K

31K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

1 year

My feeling is that Duolingo has to accept responsibility for his own sadness

116

2K

26K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

7 years

Can't wait to find out if I'm Doctor Who! Fingers crossed!

544

4K

25K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

6 years

The first rule of font club is

280

4K

20K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

3 years

Surprised this isn't more of a front page story

Prince Charles Cinema

@ThePCCLondon

3 years

Happy 10th Anniversary to @RichardAyoade 's Submarine, released in the UK on this day in 2011

35

736

4K

157

887

18K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

6 years

I never understood what was so specific about an S Club party

237

2K

12K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

6 years

Thanks, tiny courtesy soap!

61

900

9K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

6 years

Danny Dyer

Stuart

@Alpacarapparty

6 years

@RichardAyoade who is your favourite philosopher?

0

3

48

2K

9K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

5 years

Are you seriously expecting me to be able to SLEEP before tickets go on sale?

Walt Disney Studios

@DisneyStudios

5 years

The time has come. Set your alarm for #Frozen2 tickets when they go on sale tomorrow morning!

49

532

3K

37

274

6K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

5 years

If I were in the audience of Ellen, I'd check under my seat before I even sat down

32

373

6K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

7 years

How dare you

British Comedy Guide

@BritishComedy

7 years

Video: Richard Ayoade (slightly awkwardly) reads from his new book, The Grip of Film:

3

23

145

37

411

5K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

3 years

This is very much my time slot

Film4

@Film4

3 years

Happy 10th birthday to Submarine! Released back in March 2011, the unique coming-of-age story from writer director @RichardAyoade and author @joedunthorne is in our late slot at 1.55am and on All 4 tomorrow!

10

75

619

61

154

5K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

6 years

The thing about not getting dressed is that, after a while, it starts to feel like a victory

43

697

5K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

6 years

Does Liam Gallagher have any tips about how to get the sweat smell out of coats - does he turn them inside out after gigs and air them? Does he discuss this in any interviews?

124

596

5K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

6 years

Vengaboys comeback single

Philippa_Perry

@Philippa_Perry

6 years

I’m going to IKEA. 🙏 [meatball emoji]

28

4

164

34

684

5K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

5 years

I was there!

Film Shots 📽

@shots_film

5 years

Submarine (2010) Director: Richard Ayoade ( @RichardAyoade ) DOP: Erik Wilson

2

108

451

57

194

4K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

2 years

Thanks Tom, but could we nail down a time/place otherwise we might miss each other again? Don’t want to keep leaving it to chance! I’m wide open most afternoons (if you’ll pardon the expression!)

Tom Cruise

@TomCruise

2 years

To all the films in release, to all the studios, and to all the exhibitors: congratulations. To the audience: thank you for venturing out and allowing us to entertain you. See you at the movies.

6K

13K

151K

30

102

4K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

6 years

‘And when the money comes in for the work I do I’ll pass almost every penny on to you.’ No one combines romance and fiscal restraint like The Proclaimers.

42

508

4K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

2 years

Brand new book in my old gnarled hand. The intention is to see if this one sells and then to print more copies depending on initial sales figures (one being good, zero being less good).

103

137

4K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

7 years

Dear Americans, thank you for helping propel my book 'Ayoade on Ayoade: A Cinematic Odyssey' to nbr 37,432 on the Amazon bestseller list!!

54

292

4K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

2 years

Sales have actually fallen off since this appearance

BBC The One Show

@BBCTheOneShow

2 years

"It's a book written from the point of view of a book" The delightfully eloquent @RichardAyoade describes his first foray into children's literature 📚 #TheOneShow 👉

8

27

557

64

126

4K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

8 years

re: mic drops - dynamic microphones are rarely damaged by impact. It would be more 'rock&roll' to corrode your mic - eg leave in water

53

2K

3K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

3 years

Wow, I’m prolific

Communies

@communiess

3 years

On this day in 2011, Critical Film Studies aired! Written by @sonapanos & directed by @RichardAyoade , it's Abed's birthday, and the group is going all Pulp Fiction for him, but Abed is looking for a real conversation with Jeff. #OriginalAiring #AndAMovie

11

42

384

55

127

3K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

5 years

Are rhetorical questions really so great?

99

419

3K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

3 years

Thanks to all have sent birthday wishes and also thanks to those who sent wishes on other days because what about tomorrow when it’s all about Bob Dylan?

152

52

3K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

6 years

I’m fricken shattered

22

239

3K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

7 years

Thanks for the kind messages on the occasion of this, my non birthday. Please rest assured that I continue to age at pace. Onwards.

75

174

3K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

2 years

A trailer! For a book! I imagine this will be the biggest story of today!

121

258

3K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

3 years

Take everything you thought you knew about celebration and reduce it

Prince Charles Cinema

@ThePCCLondon

3 years

In celebration of 10 years of his directorial debut, @richardayoade has agreed to join us on Mon 14th June for 2 performances of #SUBMARINE w/ a Q&A (1st show) & Intro (2nd show)! TICKETS ON SALE TOMORROW at 1PM! Exclusively to Members for 48hr before available to General Public

13

26

218

45

100

3K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

5 years

Two more than I’ve got.

GoldenAgeHollywood

@ClassicalCinema

5 years

"Listen. I got three expressions: looking left, looking right and looking straight ahead." - Robert Mitchum

11

151

650

30

103

3K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

5 years

Also, when people ask how come my hair's shorter, I wonder whether they're expecting an answer different from, 'I had a haircut.'

58

148

3K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

5 years

Bros, c’est moi.

56

263

3K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

6 years

What’s the best way for me to prepare? I presume rest is crucial, but other suggestions welcome!

Tom Cruise

@TomCruise

6 years

Get ready.

590

3K

17K

119

241

3K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

6 years

‘I think it looks good, shall we just go with it?’

25

331

3K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

3 years

primetime

Film4

@Film4

3 years

A timid office clerk's life is thrown into disarray when he finds out a confident new co-worker is his exact double. Jesse Eisenberg and Mia Wasikowska star in Richard Ayoade's adaptation of Dostoyevsky's classic novel. The Double is on at 1.45am tonight and on All 4 tomorrow.

7

16

247

37

54

3K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

11 days

Hello Twitter Folk - my account was hacked and perhaps now it is de-hacked (un-hacked)? Let's see Big stuff

162

24

3K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

5 years

I will be signing books at Waterstones Piccadilly between 6pm and 7:30pm this eve. If you want to be the other person in attendance, consider coming. Sadly the books I am signing are written by me.

68

93

3K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

2 years

After Magritte

75

211

3K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

7 years

Americans: this may be the least of your problems, but this book has just been published by @faberbooksusa . Like many things, it costs money

99

313

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

7 years

Current mood

42

642

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

5 years

Book!

58

90

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

8 years

I feel that the makers of the film 'Click' would appreciate the meta gesture of my fast forwarding through it.

9

545

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

7 years

Photo of now-purchasable book on floor -

106

214

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

2 years

Featuring three men of a similar height. Two are being delightful, one is defensively trying to promote a book

Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster

@OffMenuOfficial

2 years

🍿 EPISODE 165 OUT NOW 🍿 with RICHARD AYOADE! Listen, review, subscribe: 🍽 Apple: 🍽 Acast: 🍽 Spotify:

37

60

2K

33

57

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

3 years

Forensic, concise, and characteristically perceptive, this book by @baddiel deserves a very wide readership.

64

99

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

6 years

I am

name cannot be blank

@ramble____

6 years

@RichardAyoade Thought you were dead.

1

0

4

26

188

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

5 years

Also: please don't take fact that I used 'also' twice in the last sentence of the last tweet as an indication that I lack literary ability, because my literary ability is actually massively banging also as well

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

5 years

More news from the coalface of literature. Also, to be clear, Cleansafe also works on Blu-Rays and CDs.

2

6

164

26

78

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

7 years

#thuglife

28

375

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

2 years

It should really say ‘SHAM’, no?

93

34

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

9 years

I feel that seeing Kanye doing karaoke would be the same as seeing Kanye doing a live set as I imagine he would choose Kanye for karaoke

17

1K

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

6 years

@BigBoyler Or I'll leave you a long answer machine message every other thursday - then you don't have to download an app

32

49

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

7 years

A+

26

419

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

5 years

I call this expression ‘the default’ RT @FaberBooks : Look who came to see us... @RichardAyoade signing copies of his new book, Ayoade On Top, available in bookshops from next Thursday 📘

70

61

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

10 years

But what sentences AREN'T improved by shouting 'Parklife' at the end of them?

67

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

5 years

Are non-professional shavers allowed to use the Gillette Fusion ProShield, or do you have to qualify first?

60

122

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

5 years

1st AMAZON REVIEW FOR 'AYOADE ON TOP' A CORKER! It’s not a full sized hardback 8 September 2019 Format: Hardcover Didn’t read the book but anyone wanting to buy a normal sized hardback beware, this book is the size of a paperback. Very disappointing! I’m returning it forthwith.

51

56

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

7 years

#Relieved my true likeness has (finally) been captured on the #bookjacket of the 2nd in my 'diminishing returns' trilogy about film. #blessed

62

187

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

2 years

Strange and subversive = box office + the coveted 2am slot.

Film4

@Film4

2 years

Writer/director @RichardAyoade on his strange and subversive second film The Double. Tonight at 2am and then on All 4 for 30 days. @Film4Insider

6

24

301

33

80

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

1 year

Should you find yourself unable to ski, may I recommend?

48

81

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

8 months

Glad that this is receiving the attention it deserves. They were out of the packet - found behind some recently exposed brickwork and a few had started to glow? Is that normal with M&Ms - should I just try one and see if I'm ok tomorrow?

North London Waste Authority

@connectNLWA

8 months

@RichardAyoade They'll be fine to eat. But if you are binning them, make sure you don't put the packaging in your food waste bin - just the M&Ms!

1

0

68

145

37

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

6 years

Thanks, Tom! But can you text me closer to the actual date because sometimes I don't check twitter. This thing's like a fast moving river full of hate! (Twitter - not the trailer! Unless the trailer is that too!)

Tom Cruise

@TomCruise

6 years

#MissionImpossible trailer in 5 days.

668

6K

23K

19

91

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

6 years

I think the best thing is to buy it and see. The worst that could happen is that she hates it, a gulf of distrust opens between you and the relationship crumbles.

18

176

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

10 years

I think we should be focusing more on this S Club 7 news

45

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

9 years

Pleased to announce that Robert Downey Jr. has just graduated from my media training school!

52

617

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

6 years

If you dislike intertextuality, look away now

36

126

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

9 years

If North Korea had really wanted people not to see The Interview, they wld have got me cast in it

50

573

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

6 years

Lack of commitment?

;

@___muan

6 years

@RichardAyoade Why can't i find your book in India?

0

1

9

102

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

2 years

A BOOK! YOU KNOW, FOR KIDS!

41

80

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

6 years

It’s alright.

Dr Pinball Lez

@Pinball_Lez

6 years

Anyone seen this? Any good? I am a big @RichardAyoade fan and quite liked Submarine.

9

0

20

16

49

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

1 year

This is almost suspiciously affordable

Vortex Media

@vortexmediainc

1 year

A comedy centered on a man who is driven insane by the appearance of his doppelganger. THE DOUBLE, 2014 Director Richard Ayoade Jesse Eisenberg, Mia Wasikowska Rent NOW for only .99 cents on the Apple TV app

3

59

26

36

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

6 years

They’re not looking great

9

96

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

5 years

In Ayoade on Top, Richard Ayoade, perhaps one of the most 'insubstantial' people of our age, takes us on a journey from Peckham to Paris by way of Nevada and other places we don't care about. It's a journey deep within, in a way that's respectful and non-invasive

35

49

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

8 years

Can you be pro-punk but anti-spitting? Would love to hear stories from punk band members who loved the music but abhorred gobbing

67

397

1K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

5 years

A tip on being even more cool than you already are: make people call the tweed jacket you’re wearing your ‘book holster’

21

154

2K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

9 years

I'd like to go on record and say that Zayn is my favourite

31

675

1K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

8 months

I found some old M&Ms and I actually wondered whether it was okay to put them in the food bin.

62

29

1K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

5 years

Hello. Tomorrow, I will be interviewing Ezra Koening or @arzE from the band Vampire Weekend. Do you have any questions you would like me to ask him? Thanks in advance for your kind assistance in this matter.

230

34

1K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

6 years

The question is, why weren’t you looking for it? Bit hurt. Sad.

7

41

1K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

5 years

available online

Ayoade on Top

www.amazon.co.uk

182

89

1K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

7 years

Would you file Boney M. under 'Boney' or 'M.'?

179

162

1K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

6 years

I don’t understand why they’re still advertising this. Surely it’s sold out. Weird.

Prince Charles Cinema

@ThePCCLondon

6 years

Catch @RichardAyoade 's SUBMARINE on #35mm - Tue 19th Jun 18:30! Tickets ->

3

2

79

17

39

1K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

1 year

This is your captain speaking

guessthecatito

@guessthecatito

1 year

#ayodeontop @RichardAyoade

1

0

22

31

1K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

5 years

I would caution against this approach

21

39

1K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

7 years

Look what time it is

40

87

1K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

6 years

I think this is actually going to be published

33

85

1K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

5 years

Level 42 are proof that great pop funk CAN come from the Isle Of Wight

61

98

1K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

6 years

I’m dead to myself first and foremost

Jack Johnson

@JackJohnsonMU

6 years

@RichardAyoade You're dead to me.

0

1

4

12

254

1K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

2 years

Yes

32

48

1K

richard ayoade

@RichardAyoade

2 years

Big smiles all round

Walker Books

@WalkerBooksUK

2 years

Guess who popped into Walker Books HQ to sign copies of The Book That No One Wanted to Read yesterday! And check out the stunning cover from @tormalore 😍. Out on the 6th October & available to pre-order now📚 @RichardAyoade