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Isla David

@bed_romper

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Toronto, Ontario
Joined October 2018
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Isla David
3 months
🎶 I’m on the (culture section) of the Rollin’ Stooone🎶 @RollingStone Sat down with @ejdickson to chat about being a woman on the internet in an AI landscape
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Isla David
8 months
Bed’s a mess, better come help me make it messier.
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Isla David
11 months
Two things I think we can all agree on: 1. I need to clean my mirror 2. I should buy these pants in every colour
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Isla David
3 months
@stillgray If you’re going to steal my photos, let’s at least be accurate - I’m more of a Daddy than you’ll ever be.
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Isla David
9 months
My summer freckles say hello 😉
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Isla David
10 months
Come back to bed
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Isla David
3 months
This might be the funniest attempt at negging me I’ve ever seen. Had to share 💀💀💀 Scroll down for the commenters who are clearly terrified of death by snoo-snoo
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3 months
When given pictures of thirst traps, AI imagines what could've been if they'd been raised by strong fathers.
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Isla David
3 months
Networking, but make it sexy.
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Isla David
9 months
Lean in and tell me your secrets.
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Isla David
4 years
Found an amazing lingerie shop in Sydney that carries one of my favourite lines I’ve always wanted to try. So I guess the question is do I *need* an ultra soft assless catsuit to add to my collection of slutty things I maybe stole off a dead Russian spy in the 1970s?
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Isla David
4 years
Tell me about it, stud.
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Isla David
11 months
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
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Isla David
11 months
Body built by my obsession with squats, attitude built by ten years of arguing with people on Reddit.
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Isla David
1 year
You coming?
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Isla David
10 months
Escaped unpacking for a little weekend getaway to the lake 🥰
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Isla David
2 years
I see you boo
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Isla David
5 months
Slicked.
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Isla David
6 months
About last night…
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Isla David
2 years
When he actually requests you show up in sweats 😍
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Isla David
2 years
When he gifts you a whole wish list look 😍
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Isla David
2 years
How I should be spending my birthday tomorrow (except it’s forecast to be like -17°C and we’re in lockdown). Still doing the whisky part though!
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Isla David
2 years
Red in the face and thick below the waist 😉
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Isla David
1 year
When your outfit is head to toe from him 😍
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Isla David
1 year
Cozying up to the idea of it being 2023. A few changes coming 😉
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Isla David
1 year
Lets test that new sunscreen shall we?
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Isla David
2 years
It’s not actually warm out, but my booty exists in a microclimate.
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Isla David
3 years
Since so many of you asked - showering at 40,000 feet in the air! The bathroom in first class was bigger than the one in my condo 😂😅😭
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Isla David
2 years
I think we’d really suit each other 😉
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Isla David
4 months
Neat. Always neat. 🥃
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Isla David
2 years
Indulging in my dark side again 😈
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Isla David
10 months
Just the two of us…
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Isla David
4 years
@AmyKinLA @bellathorne @OnlyFans So, super cool news: as a result of chargebacks from @bellathorne ‘s account OnlyFans has set restrictive maximums for both tipping and PPV, crippling the business models of sex workers such as myself who have been relying on the site to survive a pandemic. But cool research yo.
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Isla David
2 years
“Alexa, bedroom lights to red”
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Isla David
2 years
Melting snow and hearts ❄️❤️
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Isla David
2 years
Walked around teasing all the suburban dads downtown for the Jays game yesterday.
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Isla David
4 years
Casually warming our lower halves by the fireplace with the lovely @Miss_EllaBlack the other night. 😈
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Isla David
9 months
Today I sent photos of my stairwell that needs to be painted to 5 contractors, before realizing I was visibly naked from the waist down in the reflection in the glass at the bottom of my stairs. FML.
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Isla David
2 years
The perfect mug doesn’t exis- oh my god.
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Isla David
2 years
Gosh you make me feel like a queen! Thank you! 😊😍❤️
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Isla David
8 months
Let’s just stay in and cuddle.
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Isla David
1 year
Muscles built by Orange Theory Fitness, curves built by my obsession with cheese. Also bone structure or whatever.
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