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🚨🚨Okay, so as some of you already know. I got demonetized in January. It’s been 4 months and they haven’t given me a reason, or an appeals process. They just told me today, that it is irreversible. My account can no longer be monetized. I’ve asked them over and over again to
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2 months
Hey guys, it’s Mike (beardedalts). My personal account was demonetized. I’d love to tell you why, but they can’t seem to find any thing that I did wrong. They did however tell me, that it’s irreversible. So, I’m moving (slowly) over to this one and this will become my main acct.
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@crazyclipsonly I would've been getting over that guard rail quick af
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@PicturesFoIder Not curl up in the fetal position
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@InsaneRealitys Dude runs like I imagine an octopus would
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@NoCapFights Tht is no man. That is 2 women.
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@NoCapFights Come on, let’s get out of here. They gonna call the police.
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@FightClipsTV We spoke to the snake right after. He was so traumatized from this incident, he acquired a lisp.
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@crazyclipsonly My kind of fireworks show. Fast and to the point. Now, pack it up time to go home!
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@cctvidiots The white lines aren’t meant to be driven on.
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@1000waystod1e I think he was already dead right here 👇🏻
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@dom_lucre Wow, so she’s scared of being killed. I’m sure the children she damaged were afraid of dying too. 🖕🏻
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@FAFO_TV He folded perfectly in half like a piece of paper
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@Thekeksociety Real question nobody’s asking is, who was this guy that took the picture and why 👇🏻
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@ZIVStreaks @1000waystod1e Exactly why you don’t play with real guns. Doesn’t matter if it’s loaded or not
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@BGatesIsaPyscho This is the Mike Pompeo I remember
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@Bornakang Did anyone else notice this pop up at 6 seconds?
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@FAFO_TV Daaaaang, I bet he broke his phone
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I’ve minted about 100 nfts on xrpl, for less than 1 $xrp in transaction fees. I’ve also minted about 15 $eth nfts and paid around 1 eth in transaction fees. When is anyone going to talk about this? #XRP #ETH 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@ReturnOfKappy They’ve always told us what they’re doing. We just never believe it.
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@Freedum_Fries I had an uncle who had Down syndrome. He died at 50 years old. He loved back to the future, wrestling and dukes of hazard. He was like my brother growing up, although he was much older. They are alot of fun and very loving
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@MattWallace888 I’m a professional kayaker. In a 2 person kayak, the muscle is always in the front. The back person steers. That should sum it up for everyone
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@ElonMuskAOC Kevin from up will always be my favorite bird.
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@JCFights Why was lebron picking on him?
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@bud_cann The problem with these government employees, @PressSec specifically. Is that they think they work for the president. They don’t. They work for the people. They need to be reminded and so do Americans 🖕🏻🖕🏻
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@JCFights when i was training to be a professional street fighter, the most important rule was never run at your enemy. 🤷‍♂️
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@contextdogs Bruh. Wtf! I was gonna eat that
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@InsaneRealitys Lazy. If she’d get out and walk to the trashcan she might lose some weight around the ankles.
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@NoCapFights No decent human being leaves their shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot like that.
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@WhaleChart Suing Brady or anyone else other than @FTX_Official specifically, for what FTX did. Is like suing your friends dad because his cousin did you wrong. 🤷🏼‍♂️ don’t be influenced by influencers, then go blaming them for your failure. Go no further than the mirror.
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@Ox69420M @NoCapFights Ooh. There gonna be a price to pay for that.
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@cctvidiots Technically they were both wrong. He went straight, in the turn lane and they made a left turn from the straight lane. But when they ran, that made it real bad for them.
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@1000waystod1e First thing my mom taught me was don’t hang from the power lines.
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@FAFO_TV Just a couple more creases and we could turn her into an airplane.
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@JCFights and just like that, bobby never picked on another fat kid again.
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@HumansNoContext Someone please let Kelli know I found her sunglasses.
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@ClownWorld_ If you’re jealous, start exercising and eating right. Until then, move outta the way
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@FAFO_TV I’m gonna step out on a limb here and say there was no coming out the other side on this one.
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@FightHaven It didn’t go horrifically wrong. It went horrifically right. That man learned a lesson that day. A mistake he will NEVER make again. He should see it as that.
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@BrockRiddickIFB That’s Amy winehouse and the only thing in her blood were drugs and bad decisions.
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@MJTruthUltra Yeah, I have no doubt this was planned. 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 coincidences aren’t real.
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Nobody talking about the fact that Francis Scott key wrote the star spangled banner…the National Anthem for the United States of America. And the Francis Scott key bridge just collapsed. Are your eyes open yet?
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@AmiriKing Just because black people take offense to the word. (It’s okay when they say it tho) Doesn’t mean it has anything to do w color. There are plenty of white ones too.
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@ReturnOfKappy Interesting secret service had no problem with this guys hand in his coat, behind a U.S. president in the Oval Office
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@AmiriKing Some say he’s half the man he used to be tho.
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@ReturnOfKappy Notice how she lifts her legs? Because if she had them straight, the people would think she was defaming Jesus on the cross. But she lifts them, so everyone thinks it’s just entertainment. Anyone who worships Madonna is really worshiping her god. Which apparently is baphomet.
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@KuuipoSays @LeadingReport As a 50 year politician, he shouldn’t be able to afford any more than an average house. He’s working for the people, the people aren’t working for him. Although, I think most politicians believe it is that way.
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@PicturesFoIder Except this one
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@JCFights seems like a good group of gentleman in that club. Where do I sign up?
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@MAVERIC68078049 Her quadruple jointed thumb? 👀
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@cctvidiots I don’t have to worry about that w this lazy one 👇🏻
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@crazyclipsonly Did you atleast check the name on the collar 👀
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@wildtiktokss I have a picture if you'd like to see👇
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@JCFights That’s some good friends. Gotta keep your peoples walking a straight line.
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@cctvidiots My wife says my 1 inch is faster
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@1000waystod1e I’m more impressed by the kid that crab crawled all the way up that hill. That’s a workout.
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@dom_lucre I bet out of the first 170 names we get. Most will be already dead and unable to defend themselves, already in jail, or nobody important. 🖖🏼
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@Bornakang He ate that thing like a piece of cinnamon candy sitting on the desk.
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@FAFO_TV Can any break dancers out there tell us what this move is called?
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@KagenJC @KEEMSTAR Most people are only focused on what they think will make them look cool to others.
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@FBAGoddess444 @TheRaleighKing @tariqnasheed @BAMN919 @deeJseg1 @NewsToter @Marcel4Congress A jury of George Zimmerman’s peers concluded he was not guilty. Is that not good enough? I thought as free Americans, due process was justice? Should it just change if you don’t like it? And zimmerman wasn’t white, he was Hispanic. As much as you and I both hate that trayvon is
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@LizCrokin Well, if "they know everything". "They" sure are taking a long time to do anything about it.
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@RobberyFaiI Man, that’s horrible for him. You can just hear it in his voice. Good for us tho!
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@CharlieAssface @WomenPostingLs That’s why you work for yourself. Then when they call you can say 🖕🏻 and nobody cares except them
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@1000waystod1e She’s a really bad hired assassin.
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@crazyclipsonly imagine you had to go to the bathroom and you were just trying to hold out until you got home.
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@CreepyOrg I’m curious what that light was. The noise started when it came up above the trees. I thought maybe a plane, but the lights aren’t blinking. I wonder if there is an airport in the area 🤔
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@KamalaHarris Assault weapons are already illegal unless you possess a class 3 permit. I think what you’re referring to is a semi automatic rifle like an AR15 and ar, doesn’t stand for assault rifle. Unless of course you are talking about assault weapons which are fully auto weapons that
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@1021129O @InsaneRealitys taylor's fingernails are dirtier than I imagined.
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@pearlythingz We got atleast one spectator there for the show
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@1000waystod1e His balance at this point was impeccable.
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@BestFightClip They bounced like a flat basketball
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@HumansNoContext Reminds me of chucky from #SOA when they cut off his fingers for beating off all the time 🤣🤣
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@HabdankJ @RealPizzaPepe @TPV_John And rpe children apparently too.
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@1000waystod1e He’s okay guys, it’s just neo fighting the matrix
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@TheFigen_ He has definitely held a lot of dudes hands if he didnt notice a difference
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@ismonavela @1000waystod1e She runs like I do in my dreams
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@JCFights Daaaang he hit him so hard he almost drove himself home.
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@TSFights2 Kicked him right out of his draws.
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@NoCapFights She’s gonna have a hard time as an employee for the rest of her life
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@FAFO_TV I cant watch. Somebody tell me what happens🫣
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@crazyclipsonly That had to atleast take care of the unibrow.
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@dom_lucre So address it then. I asked you on a post yesterday. Address it, you have 1m followers following you because of your “truth narrative” and at the same time there are pictures of you with Masonic symbols and Illuminati symbols. If you want to be a light for the people, explain
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@pearlythingz Definitely not the lib. That and the chick on the right is hotter.
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@BestFightClip His momma trained him right w that backhand
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@_oFAB @historyinmemes He didn’t have time for shit like that
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Just minted this @XRPLPUNKS after waiting a year, finally! 🙏🏼
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@tylerduran21 @NoCapFights This is the type of man who watches the mother of his children sleep with other men in his own bed.
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@crazyclipsonly It was at this moment that I was sure he was going to walk straight down the wall
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@Baddaytowork This is what using less than half of the half of your brain that’s active leads to.
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@fasc1nate Hahaha. She was just playin. I do that to my kids all the time when they scare me. Love it ❤️
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@sneako Why is the earths shadow on the moon a sphere?
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@Thekeksociety If you truly feel this way and you’re old. You should have no problem volunteering.
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@NoCapFights The reason she’s there w another dude is because you’re emotional. It’s okay. Learn from it 🖖🏼
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@Nancy023922191 How many others are there that “committed suicide” but are really living out their lives on a remote island right now.
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@FAFO_TV What did they think was going to happen 🤦🏼‍♂️
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@1000waystod1e 1 millionth of a millisecond before Johnny became a carrot for the rest of his life.
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@dom_lucre The Catholic Church believes it was pontious Pilate who killed Jesus. But, if you read the Bible, Pilate tried to free him because he could see where jesus had done no wrong. But the Jews insisted that Jesus was against king Caesar and was NOT the son of god. So to save himself,
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@1000waystod1e It was the drunk guys fault
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@stillgray Idk but in my neck of the woods they're doing this. Personally, i thought it was dangerous. 👇
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I would love to do this... And you?
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