Imagine explaining to your mum you just bet $1 million dollars on Twitter against a cartoon character over the price of magic internet beans and trusting a severely mentally ill unstable man pretending to be Kurt Cobain to hold the $2m bet in escrow for an entire year
can’t lie bros if ansem didn’t spent the past 6 months in clubs with a 98% blood alcohol level bro would of flattened me bros power felt like literal wrecking balls I have never felt pain like that ever lmfao
As a proud BAYC community member I am heartbroken to say that today I was the first victim of online armed robbery. I opened my DMs to a man (possible meth head?) with a gun to my face. I was scared, had no choice, my life.. or my ape.
Stolen ape:
While my friends party on a 150ft yacht, with strippers and high quality drugs, in the Miami heat, where I was supposed to be. I made lemon drizzle cake, who’s really winning?
I’m so depressed
I have stumbled down a truly unique rabbit hole trying to buy a domain
This dude owns a bunch of A tier domains, makes them all forward to his TikTok
Then proceeds to make dancing troll videos while trolling people who want to buy the domains
I have 15 years experience in selling tweets. I have worked with the likes of Elon Musk, P-Diddy and Kanye West to name a few. Please contact me for best prices.
I once played Cobain in connect 4, 7 games in a row I beat him. We then start playing for money, he wins both games with play in seconds. This is the type of 4d chess psychopath you're trading against
I didn’t tell a soul but at this point (FTX explosion) I was actually in insufferable debt of about -$80k with no means of paying it along with $4k monthly bills and some how hustled enough to survive 👍👍👍👍
seeing my net worth in $ being happy then realising converting to £ takes away -25% then withdrawing and paying tax is another -50% then realising actually I am omega poor
I remember looking at my portfolio having made money that would of taken me like 30 years to make working a normal job and still feeling poor as u retards kept saying $10m isn’t even that much money