bagagwaa @bagagwaa Twitter profile

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bagagwaa

1 year

I'm like if Kafka's "The Metamorphosis" happened in reverse and a bug woke up one day and instead of scuttling about doing bug stuff it had to go earn money and learn social graces

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bagagwaa

@bagagwaa

2 years

Big “choose your fighter” energy with these little guys

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1 year

This is an ad I just got on Instagram

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bagagwaa

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11 months

Here it is

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11 months

who got that one concert video??

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5 years

@MissBriaJanay Consuming pennyroyal can literally kill people. Please don’t try to pass this off as a good or safe thing

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10 months

A band I like has a cool new shirt :) It's printed on Gildan Heavy Cotton :(

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2 years

Figured some of you might like to see this today

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1 year

You get ads for steakhouses, singer-songwriters, and would-be influencers. I, however, get to meet this lovely vision. I have fused with the internet and allowed the algorithm to become one with my subconscious.

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@bagagwaa

1 year

the safety and joy of trans people is more important than anyone's (bigoted) discomfort with the existence of someone who is slightly unlike them. transgender people of all ages, but especially kids, deserve to live fully, safely, and (most importantly) with hope and love.

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@bagagwaa

2 years

Thank god

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@bagagwaa

2 years

even when there isn't a pandemic this time of year is especially harsh on ALL customer facing industries (not just retail but food service, grocery, etc) so if you're out in the world, be patient and be kind or just stay home.

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bagagwaa

@bagagwaa

2 years

I made one

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@bagagwaa

4 years

@OneAngryGamerHD Thank you for giving me a list of awesome people to support. How can I get added to the list? Do I have to up my daily donations to BLM and bail funds or is it just automatic?

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@bagagwaa

2 years

@GoodWillsmith not even BORN yet and ready to cause mayhem. truly the non-binary icon we've been waiting for

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@bagagwaa

2 years

today we honor the birth of the man who inspired the best 4chan screenshot meme

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@bagagwaa

1 year

@latkedelrey My disability checks didn’t even cover my rent and then I stopped getting them once I had some blood work that looked good even though I was still highly symptomatic. Such luxury!

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bagagwaa

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2 years

hello my urine angels

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bagagwaa

@bagagwaa

2 years

Calling it now. Summer 2022 gonna be a Sick Fuck Summer. All the grossest of us will thrive. Slime time.

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@bagagwaa

2 years

Lmao my phone just made this video from my photo gallery and called it “at the show, Manhattan” and it’s just pictures from seeing ⁦ @LINGUA_IGNOTA_ ⁩ in May set to generic showtunes sort of jazz? I’m howling

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3 years

fuck it trent reznor mirror selfie

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1 year

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@bagagwaa

3 years

DEFINITELY JUST ACCIDENTALLY JOINED THE FAMILY ZOOM FOR MY GRANDFATHER'S 96TH BIRTHDAY WITH THE DISPLAY NAME "GOBLIN WIZARD"

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2 years

what are they doing here. are they threatening him? this is far more erotic than i think they intended.

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@bagagwaa

2 years

hey guys I'm stuck in elden ring anybody know how to get past this dude?

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@bagagwaa

2 years

I tried to yassify the Lars Ulrich toilet but failed

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@bagagwaa

2 years

disabled people are still disabled even when not actively symptomatic. we are still disabled even when receiving treatment that minimizes its impact on daily life. we are still disabled even when you cannot tell.

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@bagagwaa

3 years

NEVER DATE A CURE FAN. It'll seem sweet and wonderful and then one day they'll touch your eyes, press their stained face and mutter some shit like "I will never be clean again" smdh

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@bagagwaa

1 year

twitter will trick you into thinking you need to share an opinion about everything, but you don't. it doesn't matter what I think about people at a ren faire. it doesn't matter what I think about a band or celebrity. the best things to be online are silly or sincere. and kind.

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@bagagwaa

2 years

Fuck yes got a sugar free orange jello and 16 ounces of bottled water as my breakfast. Going really realllly slow but the first bite nearly had me in tears. Today is mine.

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@bagagwaa

2 years

I am so glad I muted this and set replies to people I follow only the second I saw a big account retweet it. Here’s a picture of paddington

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@bagagwaa

3 years

What the fuck man

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@bagagwaa

2 years

kinda fucked up that morbid angel wrote a whole song called 'where the slime live' but they never actually said where to go if you want to see the slime

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@bagagwaa

3 months

Glad to see imperial triumphant connecting with the kids

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3 months

This Willy Wonka story is incredible. What's going on here? What part of the film was this hahahahaha.

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bagagwaa

@bagagwaa

5 years

My first piece of writing for tQ. I hope you’ll enjoy it.

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5 years

Emperor's In The Nightside Eclipse and Darkthrone's Transilvanian Hunger were released 25 years ago & became mired in controversy due to murder, arson, homophobia and anti-semitism. How should they be approached today?

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@bagagwaa

2 years

When bands write songs about having crushes or going out and having fun I can't relate, which is why I never got pop-punk. I like songs about mechanical accidents causing defleshing and staying up late wishing I wasn't human, which is why I love embarrassing industrial music.

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@bagagwaa

5 years

I just saw this on a friend's Facebook and I'm sorry but not sorry at all

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@bagagwaa

4 years

@BenjaminPDixon It still makes me sad how their criticisms of Bernie made him sound even cooler but there's no good angle on Biden no matter how you slice it.

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@bagagwaa

2 years

Recently I've seen posts on my feed insinuating that metal (a vast, diverse genre) is the only kind of music with emotional depth or the only good music or the only kind that requires skill to play. Metal is my favorite music, yet I can't imagine actually believing that.

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@bagagwaa

1 year

@MUSEUMOFTERROR Someone had to say it

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bagagwaa

@bagagwaa

3 years

The existence (and absolute genius) of bands like Carcass and Impaled is clear evidence you can make disgusting, brilliant death metal without stooping to misogyny or other unnecessary, fucked up victim/torture fantasy shit.

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@bagagwaa

2 years

Last couple days I couldn’t stop vomiting up stomach acid. Turns out my intestines were blocked after surgery. So now I have this tube sucking out everything from my stomach. It seems to help but it’s wildly painful. Thanks everyone who has been kind and helpful while I suffer.

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@bagagwaa

2 years

I don’t have words for how grateful I am right now. My incredible friend @dungeonsuccubus arranged for this beautiful guitar to be hand delivered to me. I have no idea what I’m doing with it just yet but I’m excited to learn and grow as a creative person. So incredibly thankful.

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@bagagwaa

2 years

if you have ever bought music on bandcamp you are now a gamer and are now considered a member of a marginalized group

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@bagagwaa

2 years

It’s time to head out the door now. I’ll be in a hotel near my hospital tonight and tomorrow morning is going to come way too fast. I’ll probably be way too online & annoying. Thanks for your patience 🖤

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bagagwaa

@bagagwaa

7 months

As things escalate, here’s a reminder that many Jews (myself included) are antizionist and support the struggles of the Palestinian people. Criticism of Israel is not antisemitic, it is our moral duty. I hope to see a free Palestine in my lifetime. 🖤

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@bagagwaa

5 years

Killing Joke is the original band that both goths and metalheads can agree on. Truly one of the greatest ever.

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@bagagwaa

11 months

This is in the running for the most important piece of concert footage of the 21st century and I'm not being hyperbolic in any way. This burned itself into my brain and helped make me the chaotic instigator of a performer I am.

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@bagagwaa

3 years

When I was 5 I went to play with a boy up the road. He was digging through a pile of rocks, “looking for wizards.” I asked what would happen if we caught one and he said “maybe it will bite.” I didn’t know he was looking for lizards. I spent months imagining tiny biting wizards.

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bagagwaa

@bagagwaa

5 years

I’ve been admitted to the hospital to begin receiving 24 hour care for my ulcerative colitis following 3 months of treatment that didn’t work. I’m okay and working on me. Please do not DM me or ask questions. I will update as I choose. Thank you and love to all.

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@bagagwaa

2 years

Wow! I can’t believe this is happening and nobody’s talking about it. Where’s the media when you need them?

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@bagagwaa

2 years

Spent some quality time with quality friends tonight 🖤

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@bagagwaa

5 years

I feel like most metal bands are not good enough at writing lyrics to justify all the "lyric videos" that I'm seeing lately. Sometimes maintaining the mystique is better than doing a self-own to your entire fanbase, y'know?

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@bagagwaa

9 months

Lmao this coward is one of the folks responsible for liquid death.

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@bagagwaa

2 years

My tube is out. No word on when I get to drink or eat again but at least I’m not choking when I try to swallow. I’m finally headed towards recovery after a few of the worst days of my life. Of course I bled when it came out. I deserve every refreshing beverage now.

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@bagagwaa

3 years

I realize yesterday was a serious escalation but Jon Schaffer from Iced Earth HAS BEEN outspokenly, abhorrently right-wing for a long time. Glad to see you're all ready to finally quit with your "but the riffs" power metal band but like, goddamn. This isn't new.

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bagagwaa

@bagagwaa

4 years

I’m still chronically ill and spending too much time seeing doctors instead of living. The one big thing that has improved lately is that I’m learning to like myself (we’ll get to loving eventually) so here’s me trying to make peace with my appearance and illness all at once.

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@bagagwaa

3 years

Me opening twitter for another day of chaosposting

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bagagwaa

@bagagwaa

3 years

This is bullshit. I've never done a hard drug or watched a superhero movie and my life is a wreck. Time to find out what cocaine and Spiderman are like

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3 years

Timothée Chalamet reveals the secrets to his success: ‘No hard drugs and no superhero movies’

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@bagagwaa

6 months

Fuck yeah they’re gonna teach me how to be angry in every language

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@bagagwaa

1 year

@anthoniexg @falloflacroix I’ve been deranged online for years and it’s finally paying off in good targeted ads now that all of my loved ones are concerned for my mental health

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@bagagwaa

3 years

RIP Per Yngve Ohlin you would have hated Mayhem fans

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@bagagwaa

3 years

I hate every cop

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bagagwaa

@bagagwaa

1 year

Pictured: me one year ago today. About 3 hours after my first surgery. And then me last night before going to see TR/ST and dancing with one of my best friends. Never imagined my life and health would improve so fully but I am more grateful than I can say. I’m in love with life.

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@bagagwaa

10 months

I have loved black metal deeply for 20 years and always will, embarrassing as the 'scene' may be sometimes. But if you need to talk like Sephiroth to separate yourself from "posers," then you probably should expand your horizons a LOT. It's not healthy to be that much of a clown.

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@bagagwaa

1 year

Four years ago today I was first hospitalized. I was close to death due to impending toxic megacolon. Today I’m going to go for a little walk and think about life. I don’t know how to feel about anything, but I never expected I’d be okay again. It still feels unreal.

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bagagwaa

@bagagwaa

2 years

I've owned Skyrim for like 2 years. I've never played it. I was waiting until I could livestream my first play-through, but honestly I don't think anyone would watch it and I heard that you can eat a bee and my patience has worn thin. I am ready to eat a bee in skyrim. today.

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@bagagwaa

1 year

happy 6th birthday to my favorite deleted tweet of all time #youwillmemissed

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@bagagwaa

2 years

found a cool new guy

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bagagwaa

@bagagwaa

2 years

At the suggestion of people smarter than myself, I've created a gofundme. Please share it (or the post above or both or nothing, you don't owe me anything) if you'd like to help. I have no idea if I'm asking enough or too much so please be kind. Thanks.

Post-surgical moving costs for Ben, organized by Ben Handelman

Hello, I'm Ben. You may know me from my decade of work as a music writer or my brief … Ben Handelman needs your support for Post-surgical moving costs for Ben

www.gofundme.com

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bagagwaa

@bagagwaa

8 months

I hate gatekeeping but I’m starting to think people shouldn’t be allowed to do goth things unless they’ve wanted to die for like 25+ years in a row. So much corny aesthetic whimsical “spooky” shit and almost no flesh-peeling misery these days. What’s the world coming to?!

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@bagagwaa

2 years

I'm grateful that some people take heavy metal very seriously because it provides me with a near-constant source of comedy.

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@bagagwaa

3 years

Tip for men in music to be at least 30% less obnoxious: Instead of expressing weird, almost judgmental shock when your friend doesn’t know a piece of media that’s important and “obvious” to you, express excitement that they got a chance to experience something you love.

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@bagagwaa

3 years

I figured out the answer

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@bagagwaa

3 years

Three months ago she was afraid of me. Now she is guarding my hand so that I will not get up and ruin her fun.

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bagagwaa

@bagagwaa

3 years

Fuck it. Self-indulgent post time. Every now and then I crash in my friend Leyla’s guest room since we’re both being pretty isolated this year. Last time I was there I realized how amazing her mirror is for selfies. I never take a mirror selfie but...you’d do it too, right?

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bagagwaa

@bagagwaa

3 years

Seeing TERFery afoot in the UK metal community and it's been a minute since I've commented on it so here's your reminder that most of us lifers came to weird music because we're weird people. If you're bigoted & still love this art, I can't stand you and wish you'd leave thanks.

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bagagwaa

@bagagwaa

2 years

Headed out the door to the hospital now. If they make me wait to be seen I may bug you all further. If not I’ll update after I’ve got my feet on the ground again. See you all soon!

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bagagwaa

@bagagwaa

4 years

It's a small joy, but some clown-ass right-wing video game site added me to their list of TRAITORS TO AMERICA for donating to BLM/bail funds and for RT'ing @dasharez0ne . I'm two entries away from the gods Black Sabbath. Hell yes. (second image is their evidence I'm a "traitor)"

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@bagagwaa

4 years

I lost followers during yesterday's blackout, in which I amplified black voices to my 6000 followers and said nothing of my own. Is it unpleasant? Less fun than posting about metal? Of course. That's the point. People suffering can't choose to tune it out and just focus on fun

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@bagagwaa

3 years

This is why they are going to make it illegal to kiss

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@bagagwaa

2 years

the eternal struggle between listening to old favorite albums, keeping up with new music, and learning about classics I don't know yet

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@bagagwaa

2 years

I've decided I don't want to find a job. I want a hot rich person to fall in love with me and pay for my degenerate lifestyle. Thanks.

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@bagagwaa

3 years

@sashageffen Don’t tell me not to eat the flavor packs that come with my shoes!!!

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bagagwaa

@bagagwaa

2 years

First full day outpatient after having my colon removed. In pain like you wouldn’t believe, but I’ve got so much to do today! I hope you all have a lovely Wednesday.

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@bagagwaa

3 years

I don’t know why this bandcamp tag pairing is so funny to me. It just is.

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@bagagwaa

3 years

JUST GOT AN EMAIL ABOUT A HOLLOW KNIGHT THEMED BLACK METAL BAND

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@bagagwaa

4 years

I know I just announced a huge thing for Wednesday, but on a personal note: tomorrow I will go through a scary and long-anticipated process that will hopefully lead to closure after a year and a half of living with a disability. If we’re friends, I could use some love. Thanks.

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@bagagwaa

5 years

My girlfriend is doing research for a book she's working on and needs your help. What Metallica song is the MOST "Metallica" to you? Please don't quote tweet--I won't see it! Reply first if you must quote and then please RT so I can get a broader pool of responses. Thanks!

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@bagagwaa

2 years

Gonna start posting nothing but unpopular/unknown nu metal and hardcore until I reach a point where only people with a decent sense of humor & no elitist leanings follow me

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@bagagwaa

2 years

Currently on my way to one of the most important doctor’s appointments I’ll ever have to have. At least I got this picture of me in Leyla’s famous mirror before heading out. 🖤💚🐻💜🖤

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@bagagwaa

2 years

This is the face of pure pain with a little bit of gratitude.I hope you’re all having the best weekend you can! Today I’m gonna relax with some cool new jams my friends @ChickNugs @charlesrandall and @brad_dk sent me :)

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@bagagwaa

11 months

My month of birthday celebration is going wonderfully. Definitely a night to remember. If I die tonight let it be known I looked great until the end.

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@bagagwaa

5 years

Since the nerd from Burzum just joined twitter, now’s a good time to remind you that the first 15 seconds of Darkthrone’s “Leave No Cross Unturned” go harder than Burzum’s entire catalog. And they’re good dudes.

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@bagagwaa

1 year

@eldergodsdoom I don’t think human currency works here

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@bagagwaa

2 years

I started writing an essay but nobody needs to read it so here's a tweet. My colon will be removed on the 18th. I have a lot of complicated feelings. I need help that I don't know how to ask for. I'm afraid that even though it'll help, it won't be enough. Thanks for being kind.

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@bagagwaa

4 years

Today is bandcamp day. We're also in the midst of policing hell. I had planned on making a thread of artists donating to important causes today but I've been a bit overwhelmed and focused elsewhere, so...please link me to some and I'll RT. My platform isn't huge, but it helps.

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@bagagwaa

4 years

@frankstersays @BatxxWings I never imagined he was on a moral high ground of any sort but obviously this is far worse than just being an unsavory rockstar

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@bagagwaa

2 years

I have been untethered from the beeping IV machine and they told me I get to go home between 10 and 11 tomorrow morning. Now I have nothing to do here other than look like I’m haunting a pirate ship with my tattered garments and unruly hair.

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@bagagwaa

2 years

The post I never want to make but have been encouraged to make. TLDR your disabled pal has to find a new place to live just weeks after surgery & could use any help possible. Details attached

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