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Will Smith I am so sorry i wasn’t your mother
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refurnished the old folks home
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little man is dialed in lmao
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getting killed mafia style in the old Wendy’s
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I have often said this
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so the train wasn’t actually coming toward us it was just a series of pictures played in rapid succession to produce the illusi
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They put a snitch window in the walk in
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Ronald Reagan with black communities:
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I never thought I’d see the day, but they’ve done it. They’ve banned chillin
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Bro has lice
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Brunch restaurants after inventing gay people
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Wisconsin healthiest family
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Just led my horse to water 💯 smooth sailing from here
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CTE is a liberal myth designed to prevent boys from having fun
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Check out fuckin Dr Eggs over here
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*Challenges you to brutalist cornhole*
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Shane Gillis monologue
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I will wipe Ontario off the map
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Dogs:
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If I were a medieval lord I would keep this man as my jester but in mere weeks he would become my most trusted advisor
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“I’m sorry sir the McRib has been discontinu-
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Missed a layup there but that’s ok
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Big Trouble In Little China is exactly what Trump would call the Vietnam War
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My friend spotted one of the greatest minds of our generation at Starbucks
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move over veggie tales
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Mein Fuhrer…a Hellcat steering wheel on her snap story
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Hungrier than ever.
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Finding horny milfs in my area
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The safety video you have to watch before playing laser tag:
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@SerbMillions i love that people can be racist to them as well lmao
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You are harboring shawties are you not?
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He made up his mind
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Me n the boys
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Y’all not smoking loud it’s All Quiet on the western blunt
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Requesting a marked drop in bitching for Q4
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Holy shit this sucks lmao
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Bonermaxxing
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Imagine finding out about 9/11 from cheddar news
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I wouldn’t tell anybody i won the lottery but there will be hints
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i don’t care if you fought in Vietnam, this seat is for my backpack
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any given gc
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@lurking2472 Skill issue I’m afraid
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Im not signing for no damn prism you better send it back
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Drinking in the EXACT bar that I was forcibly removed from the previous night
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my doctor said i can have one bump a day 🤷‍♂️😂
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
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I know their house is a fucking freak show
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*pointing at child with the facial structure of a stingray* That’s my daughter Sangria
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These should be outside every GameStop
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when your homie relapses and now you’re the 2nd best rapper in the halfway house >>>>
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I love journalism
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Mugging boring as hell
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Day 14 in the cave, I’m beginning to feel more animal than man. Still haven’t found who asked
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The awesomesauce is stored in the amazeballs
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@jesuslasupajew You are daring god to kill you
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When you’re going sin for sin with a real coveter and they bring out their neighbors wife:
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@OkButStill facing 25-life cause my kid was flicking a booger
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{Devious Eunuch Chat} GeldedSenator97: Hatching a fresh plot against my constituents 😂3 🔪1 SnipAdvisor: just heard the King has fallen gravely ill 🤭 Seems like natural causes 😂5 🤨1 LanceArmstrong: left
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Holy shit the Andrew Callaghan accusations are actually really bad
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@tyler_posting @jigglesby that’s the page 52 stare right there lol
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*First date voice* my cousin has a key that works on every gas station bathroom. He showed me
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men will live like this and see no problems
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