Avery // PhD Candidate @ UCB - Francis Lab 🧬🧪
Chem Bio, Protein Engineering, Drug Delivery + Chem Ed.
This is *supposed* to be my professional account 🤪 ⚧️
People when I tell them I'm doing a PhD in Chemistry: "Wow, okay, you don't need to brag like that"
Other PhD students when I tell them I'm doing a PhD in Chemistry: "I'm so sorry"
Chemistry is so weird bc you'll fumble on a reaction for 3 weeks and then your PI will ask "What color shirt were you wearing when you set it up?" And then everyone in the group will nod and be like, "Ah, the classic beginner green shirt mistake"
Biochemists love to be like "we synthesized..." except no you didn't, the enzyme did that. And the bacteria made the enzyme. You just made stinky chicken soup and ran it through a column
Okay biologists. Let's get something straight. Does a 1:3 split mean "add 1 part cells to 3 parts media" or "dilute such that the cells take up 1/3 of the total volume?"
@cephalopie
The year is 2051. "If my kid can get two PhDs by 18, there's a chance they could get on the faculty track," you think. You throw your backpack on your shoulder, stepping onto your motorcycle as you head out into the apocalyptic wasteland of southern Illinois in search of water
PI: "Okay, we've got a little extra money from this funding cycle we need to use up, any ide-"
Me: "55 MICROSCOPES 55 MASS SPECS 55 HPLCs 55 PIPETTES 100 COLUMNS 55 LYOPHILIZERS 55 CELL LINES-"
UC shows up late to the bargaining table every time and then decides to call a session at midnight? How can anyone possibly call this “bargaining in good faith?”
Disney’s Fantasia depicts a Satanic orgy, a drunken Bacchanal, and Darwin’s theory of evolution. Ideal children’s entertainment, my favorite when I was 5 or 6. More of this please
Just sent an e-mail to 200 of my organic chemistry students informing them that I will be joining the
@sruuaw
strike next week. Graduate researchers, GSIs, ARs and postdocs are the backbone of this university, and it's time for the administration to know the value of our labor.
@queermsfrizzle
This is better than the time my labmate tried to remove the "R" in a protein sequence and instead removed every R in her entire presentation
To people who use the terms womyn/womxn: please look up the history of these words. Listen to your trans peers when we say these terms aren't as inclusive or respectful as you might think.
As an international journal,
@eLife
has a DEI mission. It should not be led by someone who ostracized an entire country of scientists by posting “F*** Israel”.
That’s not inclusion.
Would it be acceptable to post “F*** [any country]”?
“F*** [any race/demographic]”?
Things I've learned in a graduate organic chemistry class:
-Chairs are good. Does your transition state look like a chair? That's very good.
-Want to make something enantioselective? Idk bro slap BINOL around a metal
-The names of 50+ old white dudes
My PI: "I know you're not going to believe me, but you're actually in a good spot with data for your quals right now"
Me: "Correct, I don't believe you"
Let me tell you how this goes: they'll use a sample size that's too small, play with their data until they find the tiniest shred of significance, and then wildly overstate their conclusions. All without consulting any trans folks, let alone trans scientists.
What do I win?
“committed to keeping a UC degree affordable for students” is a real slap to the face for the rent-burdened grad students living paycheck-to-paycheck under UC’s pathetic wages.
.
@UofCalifornia
is committed to keeping a UC degree affordable for students. We've expanded our financial aid to cover more families, keep tuition stable, and create new paths for students to graduate debt-free. Learn more:
@daughter_ion
I’ve gotten a few ads targeted at “tall women” (5’9” to 6’6”) even though I’m not in that range. But I do feel like it’s saying “hey, catch my drift? 😉”
@Mich_MHA
That's heinous...at least here at Berkeley, just getting into undergrad research is already a feat, and getting a publication out of that is a real roll of the dice depending on the project
So this month I am preparing to host a discussion on LGBTQ+ professional inequities in STEM. I want to keep my sources public to allow for community input, so here's a thread---Also down to chat if you have specific advice!
Take a look, and please comment with any good recs! ⬇️
Since I can assume UC monitors my Twitter, I just have one message for their negotiating team:
im in your walls I’m in your walls I’M IN YOUR WALLS I’M IN YOUR WALLS
Sometimes I'll feel guilty about being in lab for a day without setting up any experiments but then I'm like...no babe! You need to take time to read the literature and design *meaningful* experiments instead of trying to make yourself just feel busy!!!
@cervixpiercer
I have a friend who phrases his as “retransition,” because it’s not so much a rejection of his transition but another one entirely that builds off his growth from the first
Thrilled to announce I have not won any fellowships this cycle but I'm still getting WAY BETTER at proposing experiments compared to last year and the confidence boost is palpable
I am a:
⚪ man
⚪ woman
🔘 chemical biologist
seeking:
⚪ men
⚪ women
🔘 a detailed explanation for how spherical nucleic acids enter cells via the endosomal pathway
Can we do away with the idea that Biology is an "inferior" science because people perceive it to require less skill than Chem/Physics? Honestly, this take is so stale it's attracting flies. (1/6)
If you want to be non-binary you can just be non-binary. That's it. You don't have to be androgynous, or use they/them, or have dysphoria. You are allowed to wander in your gender & have nice things.
You're still not getting a photo of me pre-transition tho, those are for my alt
19th century lab notebooks must have been like, “Today I prepared a 0.2 molar solution of muriatic acid and ascertained the pH by taste. I do believe I made a calculation error, as I’ve not been able to taste anything since 10am. I am most hopeful the effect is temporary.”
Biochemists love to be like "we synthesized..." except no you didn't, the enzyme did that. And the bacteria made the enzyme. You just made stinky chicken soup and ran it through a column