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rory

@aurora_f

2 years

From a locked mufo: hey remember when Obama promised he'd codify Roe as federal law, then had filibuster proof majorities in both houses and did fuck all about it bc 'roe in danger' is a go-to Democratic fundraising pitch? lol good times keep voting blue tho!

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6 years

make👏Anne👏of👏Cleves👏the👏Cleveland👏baseball👏mascot👏

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The Washington Post

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Perspective: Shakespeare wrote "King Lear" during a plague. What great work will emerge from this pandemic?

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@arod_twit 7”? Might as well put him in JNCOs

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1 year

@redemptionarcs @sassycrass I mean I would argue that the people writing and trying to pass the anti trans laws are far more vicious but I love that she’s taken the gloves off to fight them!

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7 years

lol fucking Jeet

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1 year

The first woman is a legend of course, but I hadn’t seen the clip of the second women before and now I love her too

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On the 10th anniversary of the death of the UK’s former conservative Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, watch these two Scottish women’s legendary reaction to her passing.

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6 months

I googled “Harrison Ford mustache” and now I’m confused and frightened

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1 year

Potato is still available! She is a special needs senior in Boston but I think her main special need is that she mostly wants you to leave her alone, so relatable!!

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1 year

Potato

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3 months

Have the lambs stopped screaming, Clarice?

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5 years

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DILUTE IT WITH

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5 years

@Rutho_ The kiss and the short shorts really make this video. I wish these stupid boys every happiness.

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6 years

[extremely preacher voice] HE is stored in the balls

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4 years

@WrittenByHanna @hunteryharris

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2 years

@moondog548 @rava It’s true

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5 years

Teen Roommate got a new cassette from local synthpunk band Turd Eater

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1 year

Let’s go Orcas 👏. 👏 👏👏👏

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7 years

@AdamSerwer Our grandparents knew how to do it!

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4 years

Very good cowherding dog

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4 years

@mal_praxis @disco_socialist We had a tiny home village for homeless people in my not-all-that-fancy Seattle neighborhood and the homeowners in the area got it shut down as quickly as they could.

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7 months

Fishtopher is the mysterious third kind of cat

Fishtopher and Friends

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7 months

why are my cats three different art styles

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3 years

Dang Beetle’s showin off the guns

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6 years

I made a bird meme.

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6 years

@muhmentions

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1 year

I’m the jerk who bought matching pajamas for me and my poor cat.

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2 months

I lived bitch

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2 years

I want to throw up and also I want to do a lot of [redacted]

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10 months

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10 months

umm name one movie that absolutely needed a detailed graphic sex scene 💀

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4 months

poorly drawn cats

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4 months

how to draw a medieval cat in two easy steps

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11 months

I need some liquors for my bunghole

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1 year

Yesterday, I saw the ugliest baby Jesus in all of history (artist unknown)

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1 year

Pokey is a talking red horse who is the deuteragonist of the series.

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6 years

Roses are red White is the snow Do I want to be your Valentine?

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2 years

@punished_stu I was gonna say our athletes really aren’t that smart but then I watched video

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3 years

@MilesKlee What if DMX is kicking Phil off the cloud and into hell?

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6 years

A movie where three brothers have to save their fourth brother, who has been turned into a cat.

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5 years

@DavidTamarkin Unionize Conde Nast.

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3 years

@judysquirrels Libraries in Seattle are cooling zones during summer heat waves (most people don’t have AC and homes aren’t built for 100° heat). Absolutely life saving.

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1 month

Sorry but I don’t think this is a good critique; guys who were in WWII could also be silly little gooses when they weren’t witnessing the horrors that Man had wrought

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I'm sorry I can't deal with serious actor Andy Samberg, that is a face that knows who would win a fight between a grilled cheese and a taco.

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2 years

@screamwhenucan @AliceAvizandum @SeleneSlade7 Merriam Webster has their doubts

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5 months

Megumi Bandicoot

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“Peak character design” and it’s just a character wearing a hat

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3 years

Happy anniversary to this picture of Jarvis, my best ever roommate

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4 years

I have nothing to do but take photos of my cat

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7 years

@_misseleneous She doesn't like his cologne, he didn't get her jokes, she thinks he's the kind of guy who would ask this question

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5 months

Sending all my doctors “are you mad at me?” notes in the patient portal

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6 years

@MaraWilson Every creep that Jason Mantzoukas plays.

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7 months

I don’t know if I like it when he puts his tail like that.

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5 years

@JiveXXL @babadookspinoza So many people with jobs are living in their cars too! Americans don’t care about the poor, working or no.

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5 years

It’s Toast’s first birthday!

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6 years

@Polychromantium @sesamestreet All muppets are vampires.

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5 years

I’m in Target and it’s like My So Called Life threw up in here.

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6 years

Beetle in a kimono, a hate story.

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5 years

Sleepy soft car cat in Lisbon. 10/10. @thecatreviewer

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5 months

I drew Gozdzilla

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5 years

Found and fussed this damp guy in the garden of the Gulbenkian Museum in Lisbon. Passed by him thrice. He demanded scritches on one of these occasions, then yelled at me for scritching him incorrectly. A perfect encounter. 10/10. @thecatreviewer

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3 years

Swedish for himbo

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1 year

When it’s 15 minutes past dinnertime

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5 months

@quendergeer “A cup of flour” and “a cup of coffee” are completely different pictures in my American head

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It’s Beetle’s birthday! He’s 6!

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1 year

@rava What the FUKC

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5 years

Fuck.

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2 years

I’m cleaning the living room now and found a notebook with nothing in it but this drawing

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9 years

. @joshgroban I don't have a beard sticker, but I think this is a good look for you. http://t.co/9SBqlgN6IP

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6 years

Cleveland Ohioannes

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5 years

Hello from the extremely well-taxidermied animals of the University of Coimbra.

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5 years

That’s $19.90, Americans.

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2 years

Sniffing the wind

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3 years

@jpbrammer Big Charles Darwin energy

Letters of Note

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"I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything. One lives only to make blunders. I am going to write a little Book for Murray on orchids & today I hate them worse than everything so farewell & in a sweet frame of mind, I am Ever yours" —Charles Darwin, 1861

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@Kittenfish817

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5 years

Feral hog problem? Try Komodo Dragons!

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5 years

@drphilth_

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1 year

Banshees of Inisherin (2022)

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4 months

This owl is getting out there, trying to find love, being vulnerable, what a brave little guy ❤️

Cincinnati Zoo

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4 months

Meet Sassafras, the Eastern screech owl! It’s breeding season which means his keepers are being gifted flirty worms again!

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4 years

We didn’t have toothpicks so I had to make a tall pig.

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3 years

Congratulations to my mom on her last day of work. Happy retirement!

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7 months

Strong contender for greatest photograph of all time

🐻 Bear 🌤️

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4 years

I just love them.

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3 years

The Moth Fighter

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8 months

It kind of looks like it’s got a full diaper?

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Saw my first cyber truck in the wild Don't mean to be a hater but...that's not a good lookin vehicle

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2 years

Anthony Oliveira

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2 years

my partner just misheard the infamous Oscar Wilde quote as “I have nothing to declare except my JEANS?!?” and now I am completely seized by the image of Oscar arriving on the shores of America in faggy denim cutoffs

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1 year

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6 months

Would a grilled peanut butter and jelly sandwich be good?

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7 months

We love falling back in the fall, don’t we folks, we love demanding our dinner two hours early instead of just one

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2 years

On turkey protection duty

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3 years

Antivaxxers have to pick between being “purebloods” and comparing their plight to Jews in Nazi Germany.

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3 years

DO get the Let It Snow wrapping paper imo

Deirdre Nugent (Minister)

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3 years

Don't get that "Let it Snow" wrapping paper.🙈

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3 years

I expressed surprise at someone’s tweet about how mockingbirds are disliked and now I am learning all sorts of hilarious ways in which mockingbirds are assholes. It’s only making me like them more.

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4 years

@BitchestheCat Here’s Beetle.

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5 years

This is a caiman not a crocodile. The photo is by Mark Cowan. The butterflies are drinking the caiman’s tears. The caiman is everything I dream of becoming.

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@aurora_f

7 years

Jarvis finally getting the hang of classic @BitchestheCat -style paw work.