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A Cat Named Bitches

@BitchestheCat

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Born on a Wisconsin farm, hardened by the city. Political dissident. Cat art collector. The cat Frank White. Currently teaching paw work in heaven. Fuck Racism.

Chicago, IL

https://t.co/WYLRh2Dw4a

Joined January 2014

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

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@BitchestheCat

A Cat Named Bitches

2 years

Dear @elonmusk , This incredibly cute kitten wants you to fuck right off. You’re the personification of white male fragility and proof that a pathetic sack of shit with billions of dollars is still a pathetic sack of shit. We look forward to telling you to fuck off every day.

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@BitchestheCat

A Cat Named Bitches

6 years

I really hope that the history books remember to note that this President was so weak and so insecure that he blocked a cat on Twitter.

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A Cat Named Bitches

9 years

Do we really want a President who can't handle criticism to the point he blocked a cat on Twitter? #Trump2016 http://t.co/frJMXFfaQH

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A Cat Named Bitches

2 years

Me and floof and his dog. We were cute.

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A Cat Named Bitches

10 months

It’s so inspiring to see how far Sir Fishtopher has come. The then and now photo comparison is what dreams are made of.

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Fishtopher and Friends

10 months

bedtime buddy

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6 years

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4 years

Our crew will fuck your crew up.

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@BitchestheCat

A Cat Named Bitches

8 months

In honor of Lil’ Bitches’ (or LB for short) 8th birthday today, we’re going to take a journey from L Bizzle the”domestic short hair” kitten through his transformation to the affable giant now known as Floof Lion. November 2015. Two and a half months old. He looks like a toy 😹

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@BitchestheCat

A Cat Named Bitches

7 years

It is with great sadness that we let you know that Bitches passed away peacefully last night. She lived each of her 10 lives to the fullest.

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6 years

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A Cat Named Bitches

7 years

Evidence that cats are smarter than humans: We didn't elect Donald Trump president. I don't even need a second point.

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7 years

Evidence that Humans are smarter than Cats: We don’t chase Laser dots on the carpet. We’re not afraid of Vacuum Cleaners.

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@BitchestheCat

A Cat Named Bitches

4 years

Adopt senior cats. Adopt cats with special needs. Adopt cats that hiss at you because they’re pissed they’re locked in a cage. Adopt the unadoptable. You can make the world better. If you’re willing to.

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A Cat Named Bitches

4 years

Our parents just rescued a tiny kitten tonight. Little fella is terrified and looks like it’s been through the ringer. No idea what’s next. But gonna try to figure this out.

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@BitchestheCat

A Cat Named Bitches

4 years

@YourAnonNews @czechnuts @realDonaldTrump Technically, I’m a cat. But it’s true.

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@BitchestheCat

A Cat Named Bitches

5 years

Happy Fourth Birthday to the Floofiest Floof who ever Floofed. This sweet, gentle boy is everything good in this world and he will save us all.

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@BitchestheCat

A Cat Named Bitches

4 years

Since people want proof that @realdonaldtrump blocked a cat, that’s pretty easy. Can’t fake a video* *our human roommates helped us in the name of expediency.

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A Cat Named Bitches

4 years

There is literally nothing more pure in this world than @repjohnlewis and his cats.

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@BitchestheCat

A Cat Named Bitches

3 years

Remember Ashli Babbitt’s name. She was a terrorist. Not a hero. Just a sad, angry person who let her hate control her life and eventually let hate cost her her life. Ashli Babbitt was a terrorist.

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@BitchestheCat

A Cat Named Bitches

7 years

The Last Will and Testament of Bitches the Cat

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@BitchestheCat

A Cat Named Bitches

2 years

Currently losing so many followers. Couldn’t give a fuck. If pictures of cats or women’s rights bother you, fuck off and unfollow. You ain’t wanted here. #catsjudgingthesupremecourt

@BitchestheCat

A Cat Named Bitches

2 years

If hundreds of cats being pissed off about the assault on reproductive rights isn’t for you, this ain’t the account to follow. We are 100% devoted to retweeting cats that are pissed off at the Supreme Court ( @SCOTUSblog ) tonight. #catsjudgingthesupremecourt

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A Cat Named Bitches

7 years

Bitches was laid to rest today in a beautiful ceremony. Her journey continues in a lush, sunny garden under a bird feeder. Watch out, birds.

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A Cat Named Bitches

5 years

We’re looking for to grow our gang. Send us your toughest pictures.

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A Cat Named Bitches

4 years

We will do everything necessary to get #catsjudgingkellyanne to trend again. Even lose followers. Who we will also judge.

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A Cat Named Bitches

6 years

To think. @PAWSChicago had him listed as a “domestic short hair” 😹

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A Cat Named Bitches

5 years

Bitches would have been 16-years-old today. We miss her every day, but the joy of having known her far surpasses the pain of having lost her. #purrsistance

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A Cat Named Bitches

5 years

Send cat pictures right meow.

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@BitchestheCat

A Cat Named Bitches

4 years

And our crew will absolutely fuck your crew up.

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@BitchestheCat

A Cat Named Bitches

4 years

Send me pictures of your black cats so we can show the world how well they photograph. We’ll start with our Aunt Ellen. #blackcatappreciationthread

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3 years

We’re gonna do a thread of cats that were rescued from the streets or the woods or wherever. Let’s throw a spotlight on the cats the world tried to forget before you found and took them home. We’ll start with @sportpeppercat . Found at 5-weeks- old under a car at a hot dog stand.

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5 years

Floof was such an expressive kitten.

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@BitchestheCat

A Cat Named Bitches

5 years

People are fucking stupid.

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@BitchestheCat

A Cat Named Bitches

5 years

Raise your paw if you think @realdonaldtrump is a racist.

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@BitchestheCat

A Cat Named Bitches

3 years

Hug your cats close. Every time you get the chance. Even if we fight back.

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@BitchestheCat

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4 years

We don’t have anything we want to link to. Donate to animal shelters. Support Black people. Vote out Trump.

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A Cat Named Bitches

4 years

Fuck everything. Adopt cats.

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@BitchestheCat

A Cat Named Bitches

5 years

Floof feels very strongly about hydration. He loves his fountain.

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@BitchestheCat

A Cat Named Bitches

2 years

Clearly the hashtag #catsjudgingthesupremecourt has made a bunch of right wing, anti-woman, conservatives feel uncomfortable tonight. That’s the goal. We want you to feel like you’re not welcome on twitter or in society for your views. Because your views suck. And you suck.

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A Cat Named Bitches

3 years

2020 was just a miserable year. But one thing that will never be bad about 2020 was the joy of seeinf a life transformed.

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6 years

I want to see some cute cat pictures. Reply with the best picture you’ve ever taken of your cat or cats.

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A Cat Named Bitches

3 years

With our five year gotcha day anniversary coming up next week, I figured I should start sharing some kitten pictures of me and the baby floofster.

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@BitchestheCat

A Cat Named Bitches

11 months

I remembered. Just ignored it.

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@sportpeppercat

Dr. Sport Pepper The Cat

@sportpeppercat

11 months

I turned three yesterday. No one remembered.

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A Cat Named Bitches

5 years

The parents just documented Puff’s patented “I’m laying down here, but it’s actually all a diversion” fat boy backward roll attack. First time caught on camera.

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A Cat Named Bitches

5 years

A few days off the nip. He’s looking like a new cat.

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A Cat Named Bitches

7 years

14 years ago tomorrow, I went home with my parents for the first time. I'm so grateful to be able to come home with them again.

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A Cat Named Bitches

3 years

As much as @KellyannePolls is the worst, she’s gone meow. Cats need to find someone else to judge. And that someone is @mtgreenee . Let’s show our support for expelling that racist traitor by getting the hashtag #catsjudgingmarjorie to trend.

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A Cat Named Bitches

4 years

Just a reminder. Long before @realDonaldTrump was impeached, he blocked a cat on Twitter. #ImpeachmentDay #TrumpImpeachment

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A Cat Named Bitches

7 years

A few of our favorite personal memories as we remember Bitches, our best friend and our heart. - Bitches' Staff

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A Cat Named Bitches

3 years

If you don’t want hundreds of tweets from cats who hate @mtgreenee in your feed tonight, we’d recommend unfollowing us immediately. #catsjudgingmarjorie

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A Cat Named Bitches

4 years

Four weeks. Same cat. New life. Cats are resilient. Always give us a chance to prove it.

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A Cat Named Bitches

2 years

She was a beautiful lady.

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A Cat Named Bitches

5 years

People try to minimize the emotional capacity of cats. And it’s bullshit. When Bitches passed away, Floof lost his best friend. And it showed. He was depressed. He’d see a picture of her and would get so excited, before the reality it wasn’t actually her slammed home.

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6 years

Evolution of Floof.

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A Cat Named Bitches

4 years

We nominated @sportpeppercat to ask for more wet food this morning. Our parents can’t say no to him. Also. Dis our new family.

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5 years

Cats declared a national emergency today too. Just wait to see what we do.

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5 years

White cats against whites supremacists.

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5 years

Instagram vs. real life

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A Cat Named Bitches

2 years

The Supreme Court has failed this country. They are not worthy of offering judgement; they are only deserving of being judged. Share a picture of your pissed off cat and let’s get the #catsjudgingthesupremecourt hashtag trending. Judge the judges.

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A Cat Named Bitches

5 years

Floofy is versatile as fuck. High on catnip one second. Ready to address the nation a second later.

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5 years

You want the floof? Here’s the floof. From the very beginning. A hint of the floof on his first night in his new home.

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4 years

There’s always an iconic image or person from any protest. This guy rolling through the streets on his horse is Chicago’s. #ChicagoProtests

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A Cat Named Bitches

3 years

This picture of me and the floof as kittens was definitely a predictor of our future vibes.

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A Cat Named Bitches

5 years

The lack of appreciation pets is infuriating. That cat is doing a great job.

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LADbible

5 years

Best morning commute ever.

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5 years

Five years ago, this amazing cat started a Twitter account to tell a dog with a Twitter account to fuck off. And then she did some other things.

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6 years

Trump presidency is depressing as fuck.

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6 years

In regards to the constitutionality of @realDonaldtrump blocking a cat, the family cattorney is filing the appropriate pawperwork.

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A Cat Named Bitches

3 years

To experience the loss of an animal means you have experienced the love of an animal. Remember the love. Embrace the memories. Smile for the life you made possible, don’t dwell on the time that was taken from you. For animals, time is theoretical. We enjoy the life not the length

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4 years

Tonight. We meet @sportpeppercat .

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6 years

Only one option when it comes to those who commit treason...

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5 years

The quilt our grandma made to honor Bitches. The queen in the middle.

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5 years

That’s a lot of room for crunchy treats.

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4 years

For immediate media release: Sport Pepper went to the vet today. Sport Pepper is a boy. Sport Pepper is about seven weeks old, making him about five weeks old when our parents found him. Sport Pepper is negative for feline leukemia & should get to meet the new crew in a few days.

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5 years

This dude lives the life he wants to live. And he’s happy. And he doesn’t give a fuck what you think.

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6 years

To those who say cats can’t tweet. Bitches sent all her own tweets.

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A Cat Named Bitches

29 days

I’m here for the most beautiful lady meeting.

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2 years

If hundreds of cats being pissed off about the assault on reproductive rights isn’t for you, this ain’t the account to follow. We are 100% devoted to retweeting cats that are pissed off at the Supreme Court ( @SCOTUSblog ) tonight. #catsjudgingthesupremecourt

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8 months

Floof has something to say. Just one thing.

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5 years

Without @RealGrumpyCat , none of us would be on the internet doing our thing. When Grumpy Cat made it, it was like we all made it. Rest in power, friend. We’ll miss you 😿

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5 years

New fountain! Who dis?

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5 years

His catnip is missing. And he’s about to murder someone.

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5 years

The way these two have bonded 😻😻

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2 years

The deep, longing, still slightly expectant, gaze of a cat denied crunchy treats.

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5 years

This fucking cat. That paw work. Those eyes peering out over the floofiest of chest floof. And don’t even overlook the tail.

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5 years

Birthday girl.

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2 years

If you think cats shouldn’t be on the furniture, we can’t be friends.

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2 years

Bitches the Cat was born on this day in 2003. She was a really great friend.

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8 months

Floof tonight on his eighth birthday. Sober now. But he’s about to hit the club.

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A Cat Named Bitches

4 years

We’re looking to follow some more cats. If we don’t follow you and you feel that’s an oversight, reply to this tweet with a picture of your cat (or cats). Choose one that really captures who your cat is. If your account is private, shoot us a DM so we can see the picture :)

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5 years

As the cat appointed to run this account, it gives me great pleasure to wish myself a happy 4th birthday. Happy Birthday to me! It’s Kiddo day!!

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2 years

Her presence was a gift. Her memory is a blessing.

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3 years

How it started vs how it’s going... Shelter cat edition. Add your kitties and tag the shelter who saved them.

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5 months

Could you deny him a single thing he asked for?

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4 years

We didn’t know #foreverfriday was a thing, but these three @PAWSChicago cats want to thank our shelter for finding us a forever home. Share your forever pets in the thread below and tag the shelter that made this possible where applicable.

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4 years

Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck everything. Fuck you. Fuck them. Fuck it all.

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3 years

And then there was floof.

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5 years

Picture 1: do you think he notices me? Picture 2: I notice him. Picture 3: 💕

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4 years

How it started.... How it’s going Floof version.

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7 years

She spent 14 amazing years doing paw work and she delighted the world. The hole in our hearts will never dull. She will never be forgotten.

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6 years

I’m not going to comment on the horrible types of people who would surrender a 24-year-old cat, but let’s find this guy a home, Chicago. He deserves better.

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1 month

Thinks he’s soooo handsome.

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4 years

Dear @sportpeppercat , Just stop it.

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