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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

2 years

idk “my husband and i have different opinions on the holocaust” seems like a dealbreaker to me

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birth charts are out. myers briggs types are out. i only want to know why jerry would break up with you if you had a one-episode character arc as a girl he dates on seinfeld

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my dad just made his first meme and it's.............perfect

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3 years

boss baby is streaming now

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you guys know that regular people work in the Capitol right. like regular people who live in DC and aren't members of congress or staffers and they're stuck in there too. right

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i can't believe i have to know the make and model of the planes i get on now. i barely know what kind of cars there are

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mine would be that i keep showing up to places dressed exactly like him

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3 years

NHL on HBO and they let everyone say the f word

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@aud_bowler

4 years

been there buddy. am i right ladies

Fuck Dave Portnoy ⬇️

@TheReplayGuy

4 years

The disrespect from Malkin here. #WtfWasThat #GoHabsGo

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3 years

lmaooooooooo

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@aud_bowler

6 years

i wish elon musk wanted to do cool stuff instead of just living out what appears to be his letter to santa from 1981

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5 years

ah,

audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

5 years

going to be a huge crossover event for your girl when don cherry goes on tucker carlson this week

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@aud_bowler

3 years

i like my job a lot. that being said i would rather jump off the GW bridge right now than go back to work tomorrow

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@aud_bowler

3 years

this should not be paywalled

Zachary Petrizzo

@ZTPetrizzo

3 years

Young women say they met Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy for sex and it turned violent.

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@aud_bowler

6 years

too much legal news breaking this week imo. making the lawyers on here feel too important. settle down nerds

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@aud_bowler

6 years

unfortunately this is...........extremely good to me

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5 years

neil degrasse tyson’s online presence is the basis of my anti-nerd stance. jocks only 2k19 and beyond

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@aud_bowler

5 years

imagine learning that a four month old child was separated from its parents for longer than it had been alive and still thinking an argument about semantics is valid good lord

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@aud_bowler

6 years

guess what just happened

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@aud_bowler

6 years

i am one hundred percent going to get hit by one of these freaking scooters within the next month

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@aud_bowler

6 years

real galaxy brain take here

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@aud_bowler

5 years

even if the new star wars is objectively bad i will still think it's perfect. idk what you want me to say. i see two movies a year and have the nuanced taste of a 5 year old. adam driver is gonna show up soaking wet at some point. how can you write that off

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@aud_bowler

2 years

i’ll give them this: “you’ve seen the roster. might as well start drinking now” is incredible preseason messaging

Charlie Roumeliotis

@CRoumeliotis

2 years

Luke Richardson just brought Goose Island Beer for all the writers. Incredible. #Blackhawks

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@aud_bowler

6 years

jesus christ imagine answering your door and it's james comey telling you to vote

James Comey

@Comey

6 years

Voted. Now going out to knock on doors to urge everyone to vote. Should be fun.

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@aud_bowler

5 years

we are a joke to them

Alex Roarty

@Alex_Roarty

5 years

Biden comes on stage at the IBEW conference here in DC. "I just want you to know, I had permission to hug Lonnie," he says, referring the IBEW president who introduced him. Huge cheers at this crowd

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

4 years

nobody should be allowed to punch kids, but at the same time................. gritty should be allowed to punch kids

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@aud_bowler

3 years

trust me we already know men help other men cover sexual misconduct for each other all the time lmao. you don’t have to come out and say it

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@aud_bowler

3 years

every single NHL player could be on the COVID protocol list and somehow there would still be six games scheduled for 7pm on thursday night that would all go to intermission at the same time

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@aud_bowler

6 years

this is the only good opinion piece

I pulled a 1,500-year-old sword out of a lake

People are saying I am the queen of Sweden because of the legend of King Arthur

www.theguardian.com

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

11 months

if you’re being abused you better have proof! wait but not that kind of proof!!!!

Emily Nussbaum

@emilynussbaum

11 months

It’s gross to post your ex’s private texts unless you have a really solid reason to do so—& this holds true even if your ex was a thin-skinned, manipulative weasel. That used to be a given, but it clearly isn’t anymore

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5 years

everyone’s mentions a week from today

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@aud_bowler

4 months

love a halftime show that's just a timelapse of every middle and high school dance i ever went to

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@aud_bowler

2 years

if you are a sports journalist planning to ask ovechkin or any other russian player about their thoughts on the invasion you should probably consult a subject matter expert on how to frame those questions first

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

5 years

i think about this tweet every single day

Michael Cohen

@MichaelCohen212

7 years

As the son of a holocaust survivor, I have no tolerance for #racism . Just because I support @POTUS @realDonaldTrump doesn't make me a racist

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@aud_bowler

6 years

folks this is called a tree. van jones just invented trees.

Kate Aronoff

@KateAronoff

6 years

Van Jones's first words of the climate town hall: "Can you come up with something to suck the carbon out of the air?" 🤔

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2 years

worst replies of anything ive never said except for this one, which is good

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2 years

homewrecker clout chasing

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@aud_bowler

5 years

u ever get a clear image in your head of the way you’re for sure gonna die

Four Loko

@fourloko

5 years

Hard Seltzers ran so we could fly

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@aud_bowler

4 years

whatever the outcome of tkachuk vs kassian tonight, the real winners as always will be those of us who don’t live in alberta

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

5 years

thank you..........so much

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

3 years

sorry this is the funniest thing ive ever seen

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

5 years

fuck barstool! thanks!

Dave Portnoy

@stoolpresidente

5 years

Look at all these blue checkmarks crying in their soup!!!! So sad.... Poor @barry

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@aud_bowler

2 years

this man did not just tell me to Google it

President Biden

@POTUS

2 years

I know COVID testing remains frustrating, but we are making improvements. In the last two weeks we have stood up federal testing sites all over this country — and we are adding more each day. Google “COVID test near me” to find the nearest site where you can get a test.

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

6 years

i have a couple of questions but let’s start with this: 25 bathrooms

Washingtonian 🌸

@washingtonian

6 years

The plans for Jeff Bezos’s DC renovation include: • 11 bedrooms • 25 bathrooms • 5 living rooms • 2 elevators • An extremely fabulous solarium.

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@aud_bowler

2 months

screenshot with the spacebar still in it… you simply have to laugh

Arizona Coyotes

@ArizonaCoyotes

2 months

Statement from Arizona Coyotes Chairman and Governor Alex Meruelo.

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@aud_bowler

4 years

if this is the last NHL game of the year that actually would be very fitting

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3 years

LMAOOOOOOOO

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4 years

@Mark_Dubs that’s why i said on seinfeld not in real life mark come on

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@aud_bowler

3 years

“are the Sabres actually good?” the sabres could win the cup this year and they would still be bad. act like you’ve been here before

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

5 years

damn what are they gonna do with 2000 extra hats

Ian Mendes

@ian_mendes

5 years

Sens are having a 90s-themed night on Friday against the Islanders. First 2,500 fans are going to end up with these old-school, retro hats.

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@aud_bowler

4 years

stars and knights just made absolute fools out of 29 other NHL teams imo

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@aud_bowler

5 years

6 pm tuesday vs 7 am wednesday

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@aud_bowler

4 years

portnoy wellness check: seems about right

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@aud_bowler

4 years

which scene in TROS made you the maddest? mine was when rey went back to porg island and ghost luke was like “hey forget all the stuff i said in the last movie”

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

2 years

half of these are not tools. corded drill in 2022 is frankly insane

Matthew Yglesias

@mattyglesias

2 years

Added more tools

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@aud_bowler

3 years

jesus christ this country

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@aud_bowler

4 years

lawyers should have a term limit of 10 years and then you should have to go get a new job

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@aud_bowler

3 years

what is the purpose of the NHLPA if they're not stepping in w/ the canucks right now? like why even have a players association if they're basically functioning as a glorified corporate HR department?

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@aud_bowler

5 years

everything sucks but why does it all have to make the worst people insanely rich also

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@aud_bowler

5 years

there is such a dark and profoundly stupid energy emanating from this pic. i hate it with my life

G7 Italy

@G7

5 years

It’s time to take action! #G7Biarritz

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@aud_bowler

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i may just be a simple country social media director but if it were me i wouldn’t be posting memes about rape under literally any conceivable circumstance

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

2 years

genuinely want the oilers to lose so that leon draisaitl can lie down

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

4 years

only acceptable headline

ICT

@IndianCountry

4 years

BREAKING: Washington's NFL team announces official retirement of its racist name and logo, a fight Native activists have been leading for decades.

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

2 years

the boba fett show is bad. i’m gonna watch every episode

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

4 years

reading your tweets

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

5 years

made you guys something

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

5 years

every night is a race to the bottom between tucker and laura but good lord

Jason S. Campbell

@JasonSCampbell

5 years

Mollie Hemingway says Christine Blasey Ford was "a heavy drinker who was much more aggressive with boys than we were lead to believe" in high school

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

3 years

spite is the most powerful motivator on earth. sorry love you are a distant second or possibly third

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

3 years

the coverage of this cruz story is exhausting considering the inevitable outcome that there will be no consequences at all

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@aud_bowler

3 years

dudes rock

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@aud_bowler

5 years

lmk when the president starts reposting tiktoks i don’t care until then

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@aud_bowler

6 years

happy two year anniversary to bernie sanders disney princess

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

4 years

tfw you haven't touched another person since march

Chris Johnston

@reporterchris

4 years

Justin Williams and Ryan Strome are fighting. Playoff hockey, indeed.

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

4 years

the Sabres are insanely depressed and instead of doing anything tangible to combat it they’re just getting some new clothes. incredibly relatable

Buffalo Sabres

@BuffaloSabres

4 years

We've gone royal. 🤩 #ReturnToRoyal | @RoswellPark

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

3 years

i live with two men and we have 30 pint glasses in our kitchen right now. what’s that about fellas

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

4 years

preparing for a lot of “women are people” and “as a father with a daughter” tweets from the hockey media world this week and as a reminder i can and will ghostwrite those for you. $5 a tweet DM for details

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

5 years

when congressional representatives start questioning people their stats should come up on the side of the screen like on ESPN

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

4 years

lmao. "imagine"

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@aud_bowler

3 years

dougie gave me this. legit lmao

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

2 years

I’m so sick of the tampa bay lightning and I’m not afraid to say it

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@aud_bowler

2 years

come ONNNNNN

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@aud_bowler

3 years

why is glenn greenwald like that. genuinely what is the purpose

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@aud_bowler

5 years

if congressional dems are already on tv expressing their abject horror that the president was booed at a baseball game imagine thinking any impeachment inquiry has a marginal shot at turning into literally anything

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

5 months

if there is a god they will make this happen for me

Awful Announcing

@awfulannouncing

5 months

Stephen A. Smith wants to debate Donald Trump: ‘I’d eat him alive.’

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

3 years

i love this man. normalize not knowing anything about hockey but talking about it anyway

Stephen A Smith

@stephenasmith

3 years

Aaawwwwwww Sugar Crackers! Your Boy’s about to get into Hockey. Yes! HOCKEY!!! Check me out!

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

4 years

yes i think the NHL should change the EBUG rules. i simply think that if a situation occurs where a team runs out of backups, both teams should have to play without a goalie.

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

6 years

im so glad you guys like my dad. i love him and think he’s great

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@aud_bowler

3 years

if sports media pays your bills and you've repeatedly chosen to "stay out" of barstool-related story coverage, i gotta ask.......... do you feel good about that?

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

2 years

it’s her day

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

4 years

matt walsh makes a living off engagement w his bad takes stop putting them on my TL

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

3 years

i think this will work

Mediaite

@Mediaite

3 years

Benedict Cumberbatch Says He’s ‘Going to Plead’ with Biden to Shut Down Guantanamo Bay

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

4 years

beautiful. an ancient protection charm

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

5 years

me walking into the office every morning

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

5 years

if i were the New Jersey Devils i would simply use my offseason acquisitions to win hockey games. just me tho

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4 years

i just wanted to make them look at each other. thanks

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4 years

i love to wake up every morning, work for approximately three hours, and then feel like i have been hit by a truck for the rest of the day

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

2 years

at the most basic level the “most powerful country in the world” cannot and will not protect its own children

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audrey bowler

@aud_bowler

3 years

congrats. you're stupid

Matt Taibbi

@mtaibbi

3 years

@MattMcDermott20 @BuddyGoldenDog Fox is one channel that no longer represents real institutional political influence in this country anymore. The financial/educational/political elite with all the power is on the other side, and I think they’re the people to be worrying about.

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audrey bowler

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1 year

am i supposed to believe that harlan crow is not the name of a character into kill a mockingbird

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