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kitaki cinematic universe

@attorneytrash

10 days

hello blackmadhi besties that's right NEW SUCH TERRIBLE TALES ART!!!!! and also chapter 19 i guess

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@attorneytrash

2 years

when people are all prissy about using refs like “i only draw from my mind” draw a horse from your mind right now. i want to see it. show me the mind horse. show it to me. now. i want to see. this has ceased to be about any larger artistic debate i just have to see the mind horse

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@attorneytrash

3 years

“delinquent with a heart of gold” trope will literally never ever, ever, get old. ever. no matter how many times i see it i will without fail be like oh my god. he’s a delinquent but he has a heart of gold,

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1 year

dudes in stardew valley will be like "wow i've never felt this way about a man before" yeah babygirl because you've never met a man with this many Eels

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@attorneytrash

2 years

ey youse welcome to the Foot Locker wanna buy some fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sword

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@attorneytrash

2 years

commercials are insane they’ll show a full hallmark movie about like a man taking his daughter to the museum and then cut to 20 years later she’s a paleontologist visiting his grave and it’ll be like unforgettable moments… happen in a subaru. what the fuck are you talking about

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4 years

"huh" i say, "this character is interesting. i will think about them a normal and healthy amount" and then i sure do think about them an amount

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@attorneytrash

4 years

y'all ever avoid starting a series because you're like "i'm gonna like this way too much and i can't deal with that right now. i can handle lukewarm emotions at best. enthusiasm will flatten me like a can crusher" or

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@attorneytrash

3 years

this is THE god tier phoenix line and i'm not accepting alternatives. imagine if you were on trial and your lawyer said this. your lawyer. out loud. unreal

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@attorneytrash

2 years

the shoujo manga subgenre that's just "awkward girl makes beautiful heartwarming friendships and there is a boy there also" is so important and fundamental and essential

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@attorneytrash

7 months

this post works on so many levels because it's the equivalent of assembling every detective fanbase in one room and being like. you may be wondering why i've gathered you here today,

𝕽𝖊𝖛𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖞 𝕲𝖆𝖑 𝕬𝖐𝖎𝖊-𝖘𝖆𝖓

@akie_works

7 months

Discourse was had I don't make the rules: Detectives ranked by their ability to bag Light in the Kira Case

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@attorneytrash

2 years

need to get married but like stardew valley married where i leave the house at 6AM, return at midnight, lovingly hand my wife a single egg and then pass out cold

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@attorneytrash

1 year

one of the best things about the first ace attorney game is phoenix constantly behaving like he got isekai’d into lawyer world even though he fully went to law school. even before getting hit with a fire extinguisher he was acting like this

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@attorneytrash

3 years

phoenix and maya moments before showing von karma the only evidence they have against him

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@attorneytrash

2 years

fuck it i'm making this my life's work actually

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@attorneytrash

2 years

constant fear that i’ll go to delete my drafts and somehow publish them all instead and you’ll see like 30 tweets in a row that are some variation of “fuck jupiter and stop naming it’s moons scientists will see a pebble orbiting jupiter and be like ohhh that’s Glypflippides LXII”

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@attorneytrash

2 years

hate it when people say "so and so anime man is my girlfriend" no he's not. he's your fucking wife show some commitment

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@attorneytrash

1 year

sherlock holmes coming into the public domain a year and a half after herlock sholmes is the funniest shit imaginable. we didn't have to do that to him and now he has to live with it forever

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@attorneytrash

2 years

people who don’t use refs have a horse in their mind. insane but true

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@attorneytrash

3 years

delinquent: i’ll beat up anyone me: nice delinquent: …anyone who threatens my FRIENDS me: Holy Shit

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@attorneytrash

1 year

thank you all for the thoughtful replies this is my takeaway

kitaki cinematic universe

@attorneytrash

1 year

sherlock holmes coming into the public domain a year and a half after herlock sholmes is the funniest shit imaginable. we didn't have to do that to him and now he has to live with it forever

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@attorneytrash

5 months

imagine spending a hint coin just to have the professor call you an idiot to your face

Sofia 🎩🧩

@s0f1kka

5 months

Literally the best hint in video games I've ever seen.

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@attorneytrash

4 years

every day i think about the fact that there are people who didn't press this statement in aai2 and so have never seen the sickest roast in the aa canon. miles edgeworth deadass said this to a 17 year old and there are people that do not Know

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@attorneytrash

2 years

to this day i think it’s the funniest shit that they made phoenix an art major. it has nothing to do with the plot. they didn’t even need to mention it. it’s only reflected in the rare occasions he’ll see a painting and be like hmmmm. this was Painted. and i would know

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@attorneytrash

4 years

miles edgeworth really out there saying shit like "posthaste" which is how i know he's never been on a date in his life. he doesn't know how lucky he is that art school phoenix opened a newspaper one day and said "i think i WILL marry this man dressed like a dead victorian child"

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@attorneytrash

2 years

will not rest until i've drawn every ace attorney woman who has committed a crime

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@attorneytrash

3 years

when people make phoenix or edgeworth sexy i’m fine with it like i am fine with it. but remember one of these men has elaborate fantasies where he flings big chess pieces at people and the other one ate glass on purpose. i just want to make sure no one forgets for even one second

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@attorneytrash

7 months

“bridge that carries him into the future” dawg that bridge did not carry him at all

Ace Attorney

@aceattorneygame

7 months

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials and Tribulations released 16 years ago today! ⚖️ Featuring the coffee-loving masked prosecutor Godot, memories of a case from Phoenix's past may just be the bridge that carries him into the future.☕

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@attorneytrash

2 years

@actuallypunny the duality of horse

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@attorneytrash

4 years

hello friends i have. made a little ship meme because i wanted something cute to do for my rarepairs. the concept is interviewing the two halves of a pairing about each other. feel free to use if you like them!! i made three sets of colors (link in thread)

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@attorneytrash

7 months

phoenix “popularly interpreted as bisexual” wright

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@attorneytrash

3 years

IKEA shark canonically gay WAS on my 2021 bingo actually

Lyra 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇾🇪 🇸🇩

@TheWerelizard

3 years

So @IKEA has come out in support of equal marriage here and they're using Blahaj to advertise their support :) Blahaj is canonically LGBT+ friendly

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@attorneytrash

3 years

ace attorney twitter december 24th

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@attorneytrash

9 months

this is the funniest shit all time ONE OF THESE MEN IS NOT A DEFENSE ATTORNEY. IF HE IS DEFENDING YOU IT’S BECAUSE YOUR ATTORNEY FELL IN THE FUCKING RIVER

Ace Attorney

@aceattorneygame

9 months

HOLD IT! There’s still time to use those chords of steel and let your voices be heard in Round 3 of the Capcom Elections. Head to Capcom Town and choose your defense to earn Ace Attorney avatar icons! 🏙️

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@attorneytrash

2 years

absolute fave ace attorney recurring trope that never ever gets old is when you're investigating and someone's like "this is just like what happened in.... FR-9" and someone else is like "don't you dare mention FR-9 to me EVER again" and Reminiscence~FR-9 starts playing

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2 years

if i were an ace attorney culprit i simply wouldn’t have a meltdown like i would just keep denying it. defense would be presenting their irrefutable contradiction and i’d be like woah dude that’s crazy. super weird that it wasn’t me

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@attorneytrash

3 years

i keep waiting for this to show up on the tl and so far i have not seen it

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@attorneytrash

1 year

My Nintendo News

@MyNintendoNews

1 year

It seems Level-5 is looking to make a return to the west

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1 year

judge: mr. wright do you have evidence or not phoenix, an actual graduate of actual law school: [sweating profusely] maya what the Fuck is evidence

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@attorneytrash

3 years

been too long since i drew my favorite phoenix wright: ace attorney character, phoenix wright, ace attorney

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@attorneytrash

2 years

what did he say. WHAT DID HE SAY

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1 year

ace attorney investigations 3

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@attorneytrash

3 years

one ace attorney bit i love is when you say the defense is ready and the prosecutor is like "i've BEEN ready and i'm readier than you could ever DREAM of being" and it's like lmao ok i literally have 20 pieces of evidence you've never seen because i just shoved them in my pockets

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3 years

i actually love herlock sholmes it's literally so petty. they're like sorry to the conan doyle estate but prove it's the same guy. go ahead. would love to see you point at this screenshot and say under oath that it's an accurate depiction of sherlock holmes, genius detective

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@attorneytrash

2 years

every time someone is extolling the graphics of some triple-A FPS game like “omg the RANGE of emotion the way her pupils dilated 01 mm really says it all” ok well i felt deeper pain and pathos over miles edgeworth and he’s a rectangle with two frames per sprite and no lower body

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@attorneytrash

8 months

phoenix only defending people he thinks are innocent is a skill issue and a character flaw

dollyhearts yuri real

@aprilapologist

8 months

drop your controversial ace attorney takes

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2 years

"romance" "dating" who cares about that. there was a beautiful girl she thought was mean but then instead of becoming rivals they become friends. that's what it's about that's what it's all about

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3 years

i hardly think about it because i’m so used to ace attorney but the fact that maya is a spirit medium is so utterly bonkers. they were really making a game about a lawyer and they were like. what if instead of a paralegal his assistant can summon ghosts. not the victims though

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5 months

dahlia hawthorne is one of ace attorney’s best villains but maybe one of its worst criminals. all of her plans are unbelievably terrible and the fact that any of them remotely worked is insane. girl had ghost powers and a literal twin and still could not commit a decent crime

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@attorneytrash

3 years

stardew valley perfect game etc etc but i think that i, personally, should be allowed to marry both haley and sebastian

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1 year

no man has all three

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2 years

what inspired what lets you what as a what now

Dicebreaker

@joindicebreaker

2 years

Phoenix Wright-inspired tabletop RPG Justicar lets you roleplay as an Ace Attorney, judge or suspect

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@attorneytrash

2 years

hear me out this would be an incredible ace attorney defendant

make up a guy

@makeupaguy

2 years

guy who's a pathological liar, but is also extremely misinformed on everything so they end up saying the truth all the time

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@attorneytrash

2 years

cookie run fandom is batshit i will see the most insanely detailed gorgeous illustrations that looks like concept art for the fucking witcher or smth and then it’s some candyland mf with a name like baron von butter cookie. y’all tapped in to an ancient power

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2 years

constant fear that i’ll go to delete my drafts and somehow publish them all instead and you’ll see like 30 tweets in a row that are some variation of “fuck jupiter and stop naming it’s moons scientists will see a pebble orbiting jupiter and be like ohhh that’s Glypflippides LXII”

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eureka

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ace attorney deadass named a disease incuritis like they just called it that. incuritis made it through every single revision and no one said a damn thing

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1 year

capcom executives: please. we could wait to localize dgs until 2023 and just name him sherlock holmes shu takumi: sherlock holmes whomst. idk who that is. this is a different guy

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2 years

by no means a klapollo expert but i'm pretty sure this is right

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2 years

miles edgeworth featured on screenshotsofdespair... you made it sir.... happy for you or sorry that happened

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2 years

complementary #blueperiod

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2 years

i’ll think i’m watching like A Dog’s Way Home and then the screen fades to black and it’s just like. Tostitos. and i’m like????? TOSTITOS???????

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11 months

this feels like a tumblr primary text like it has such an intense ancient aura. yet it was posted ten days ago

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@attorneytrash

2 years

do NOT panic she's just the one girl you've wanted to kiss basically your entire life

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2 years

they hate to see a girlboss concocting

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11 months

she should’ve been in this game. we could’ve saved her

Ace Attorney

@aceattorneygame

8 years

Mia meets Ghost Trick in this stylish art by Rockerfox999!

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2 years

the amount of mileage i have gotten out of this one image

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2 years

@ritzcuit AT LEAST GIVE IT LIKE A SNAKE TAIL OR SOMETHING. WHERES ITS OTHER HALF

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3 years

maya: i tried channeling sherlock holmes but no luck... i guess he wasn't real after all... phoenix: bummer the ghost of herlock sholmes: it's actually herlock

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4 years

@attorneytrash you're telling me if maya found out sherlock holmes was real she wouldn't channel his ass IMMEDIATELY

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3 years

i am obsessed with this ace attorney trilogy review i saw it on tumblr and actually hunted it down on steam just to see if it truly existed

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2 years

all of their photos look like this

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4 years

turnabout memories (2004)

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3 years

can you imagine halloween in the ace attorney universe like can you imagine. you walk into the spirit halloween and they’ve got the sexy mask demasque costume. and they’ve got the sexy steel samurai costume. and they’ve got the sexy blue badger costume

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3 years

imagine being mia fey and receiving a resume that just says "no work experience >w<;;"

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7 months

also are we sold on the idea of courage the cowardly dog being a detective

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phoenix wright just does shit like when given the choice to do a thing or not he will always do it and that’s why he is more than Just Some Guy. eating glass. being a lawyer. running across a burning bridge. fatherhood. honestly fucking metal that he just did these things

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1 year

made myself an ipad theme in case i forget that i like ace attorney

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3 years

anyone with overdue assignments turn this in instead. it's fine

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3 years

there are some things that you can only see in the dark

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3 years

really enjoying the current aa twt atmosphere of “will the official ace attorney twitter talk to us on the anniversary it’s the 20th so maybe we’ll get a Tweet maybe we’ll be acknowledged” it’s like we’re all waiting on a text from our shared terrible boyfriend. capcom

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3 years

guaranteed with each new meme format i will find a way to make a joke about this scene

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5 years

i did a reverse #RedrawReigen ft. phoenix wright and it is far and away the stupidest thing i've ever made

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1 year

truly wish lads was gender neutral like i know it’s not. but it should be. i should be able to say ‘getting a pint with the lads’ and have everyone inherently understand that what i mean is i’m playing a ttrpg with six nonbinary people on discord

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calling anime men your gf: 1. weak 2. lack of respect for whoever tf this insufferable blonde man is calling anime men your wife: 2. shows ur willing to absolutely disgrace yourself 3. instead of "we broke up" (pathetic) you can say "we're divorced" (contractuallly binding)

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2 years

happy valentines to everyone who chose this option in turnabout sisters every single one of you is not so straight now. we all crossed this threshold together

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2 years

[capcom shoving me into the ace attorney pod] ARE YOU HAPPY NOW. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED

Nintendo Life

@nintendolife

2 years

Sleep In Edgeworth's Office To Celebrate Ace Attorney's 20th Anniversary #AceAttorney #Japan

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phoenix playing piano @ the borscht: any requests edgeworth in a hat, trenchcoat, sunglasses, and fake mustache: ˢᵗᵉᵉˡ ˢᵃᵐᵘʳᵃᶦ ᵗʰᵉᵐᵉ phoenix: sorry what was that maya, also in a hat, trenchcoat, sunglasses, and fake mustache: HE SAID PLAY THE STEEL SAMURAI THEME

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@attorneytrash

2 years

y'all need to stop encouraging me because this is what happens. anyway. maya and franziska

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@attorneytrash

2 years

i think it would be so fun to rewrite ace attorney cases in the style of agatha christie novels and design covers and draw up the characters in like. little 1930’s outfits

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the funniest thing about date is that in-universe he canonically isn’t getting any, ever, yet isekai’d into our universe he’d be getting nothing but laid 24/7 365 and only tapping out for electrolytes

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Kaname Date (oh lord please spare me)

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2 years

aai spoilers // shadow play

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2 years

come closer i am just a normal man

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4 years

today in timeskip designs: vera misham. i would not hesitate to shield her with my body. from what, you ask? take your pick

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THIS IS SO UNHINGED

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people will be like 'lmao professor layton just a smiley emote with a top hat that's not sexy that's not hot at all' until this mf starts swordfighting. then suddenly you're soooo into puzzles lately

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just “passed the bar” lmao who need representation