my hc about astarion is that he never cooked before being a vampire so his skills are literally 0 and even if he tried he would just burn the kitchen down
if astarion lived in our times he would criticise every vampire movie ever ESPECIALLY twilight. he would get so mad at any details they get wrong about vampires
u cant convince me that astarion does not have a hair care routine that takes him a whole day to do, this man would rather die than be caught with bad looking hair
my headcanon about astarion is that if he was a father he totally would be a girls dad, let his daughter play with his hair, put silly hairpins in it ect 🥺 he has a soft spot for kids