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@helllojojo Them being 4’11 hurts 🥲

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@geedayyy @HtineBee @jaclynblohm I don’t know any of you... but respectfully, fuck you sir! That comment was not needed, let these women live.

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@_chiinnaa @_KingLex_ @itstahiraj Shes not wrong lmao.

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@leahbortion I heard she did the pyramids too

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Travis Kelce, hun, we were all rooting for you!

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I'm just going to leave this here... #TheBachelor

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@eerrriiicaa I would pay money to find out who this is lmao.

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Bass Pro Shop > Disneyland

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@queensofbravo West saying that Danielle’s gonna be mad she is nowhere on the chart says everything I need to know 😂

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@lesliestarlily @eerrriiicaa I was her college roommate, that’s why I want to know 😂😂 I’m feeling petty!

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@oliveluver It’ll be like Flame or Rebel lol.

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@mfbenji Fully remote tech jobs & no kids or spouse lol.

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@IamSheree @nytimes Was Giselle on that list too?

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I'm going to hell http://t.co/5CXcy4vFHL

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who wore it better? #TheBachelorette http://t.co/A5zee0GKZ7

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Rick Ross' 85 pound weight loss makes me believe all things are possible through the consumption of pears.

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@777jorgeivan Communication is key but so is peace lol.

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Imagine falling in love with someone & then finding out they order teriyaki chicken at Sushi restaurants.

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@_bravhoe This is horrible… I need 4 of them!

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MALES: just because schoolboy q can rock the bucket hat does not mean you should....you look a a douche-child going to an amusement park

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@Giannit I have never heard a positive story about him! EVER!

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@gibsonoma 2011 frat date party core

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This is literally the first year in about 10 years that I have not been hospitalized for mental health related issues. I am SO proud of myself.

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So glad we are over the weekly work zoom happy hour portion of the pandemic.

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legend #RIP http://t.co/xftt7Cx5JI

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Kim is just such a philanthropist......... http://t.co/btALTSNFxg

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@SophRossss I really wish I could see her posts but she blocked me after I sent her a DM every day for three months straight asking where her dogs were during the summer when she stayed at the house that did not allow dogs in the Hamptons 💀🤡🤦🏽‍♀️.

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@dorindadeadly Only correct answer:

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I ran into an ex this weekend in SF and my dog sprinted right up to him and wiggled his tail and plopped on his back for belly rubs. NO ONE is loyal to me these days. Smh.

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Riley Curry singing Big Sean at the press conference is top 5 greatest things I've ever seen.

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the lady at the dry cleaners just told me I'm prettier than my sister..."my sister" was me two days ago just not wearing makeup I can't win

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@hwculture Oh my God I forgot about that Porsha singing moment lmao

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I hope all you IG influencers are enjoying your day off!

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@gibsonoma The Jeffrey Epstein comment, my jaw is on the floor!!!!

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This Raquel and Tom Sandoval VPR drama is the millennial version of the Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky scandal.

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4 years

I’ve decided to dedicate the next thirty days to fitness so it’s over for all you hoes!

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4 years

It sucks how misunderstood people w/ depression really are. Being high functioning is both a blessing & a curse. I am tired of hearing people say “oh so you’re really depressed today?” I am depressed every day BUT some days it’s easier to cope with / handle & some days it’s not.

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if a person adds nothing to your life, doesn't support your dreams or make you want to be a better person, you do not need them in your life

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10 years

PERFECTION http://t.co/Ejb9cQl5vr

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@itsmykethompson @ByHannahp Love a little role play lol.

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@DailyMailCeleb MOOD

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TO EVERYONE STRESSING OVER FINALS: I WENT TO A SHITTON OF JOB INTERVIEWS WHEN I FINISHED IN DECEMBER AND NOT ONE ASKED FOR MY GPA

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watching this finale & all i can think is how the hell did caila get as far as she did bc she has nothing on these women #TheBachelor

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5 years

Too many people are settling! I don’t know who needs to hear this BUT... break up with him, sis. Put yourself first. Ask for that promotion at work. Drop those extra pounds. Book that trip you’ve always wanted to go on. Buy that pair of shoes. This is your fucking year!

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Men are strange exhibit a

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my maturity level tho http://t.co/QZbvHTQdlV

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Why are all swim suit tops ment for the titty size of a 14 year old pre pubescent boy? Asking for a friend....

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I will bet my life savings that the guy screaming "I'm so horned up right now" on #TheBachelorette was a PIKE in college.

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me after seeing the Jesse Williams leaked photo:

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@queensofbravo Where was Lisa Rinna today?

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@jessethechef the “I don’t get it” in the thread kills me 😂

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I'm crying 😂 @ayytaytay http://t.co/ViFUZdklWn

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If I spent 250k for my child to attend Chapman University only for him or her to graduate & persue being an influencer... I would make them pay me back every mother fucking dime.

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I made it 31 days in the year without crying from anxiety or a panic attack. This is huge... in college I couldn’t go 3 days without a breakdown. Small victories!

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This dude really stood me up and STILL has the audacity to DM me memes on a weekly basis expecting a response... you are all really working overtime to be fuckboys huh? Must be draining. I’ll pray for you.

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I’m going to write a sequel to the movie “How to Lose A Guy In 10 Days” LMAOOOO

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10 years

I just want to travel the world with my friends, drink fancy champagne, and have zero responsibilities.

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Life update: I turned 30 🥳

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wait 😂

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4 yrs ago today I got an SOR for going to Delta Gamma chapter meeting wasted after a pike SB party & eating a salami sandwich during ritual

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The only regret I have in life is not being a bigger hoe in college.

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10 years

ray j gifting his sex tape profits to Kim & Kanye as a wedding gift is the best thing that has ever happened since stuffed pizza crust

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9 years

“ @KimKardashian : 😘 http://t.co/HeQmM9ORN5” she cropped her own child out of the photo #MotherOfTheYear

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I swear to God every time I go to whole foods without a re usable bag they look at me like I've killed a child.

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Attention men… THIS is the exact reason why women have 19 pairs of identical black leggings.

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#RelationshipGoals http://t.co/ENexiDFIwn

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After 5 nights, my grandpa was finally released from the hospital! Biggest blessing. (Not Covid related.) 🙏🏽

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10 years

WHEN GIRLS POST A PIC OF THEIR ASS & THEN CAPTIONS IT SAYING THEY MISS THE BEACH...THE BEACH DOESNT HAVE AN IG & CANT SEE THAT POST PLZ STOP

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why does Kim Kardashians ass look like a glazed Krispy Kreme? http://t.co/eyeH8rpfSE

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good talk, mom http://t.co/U3o3DVTS5J

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when the barista forgets to ask you your name so she just writes this 😂 #HangoverGirl http://t.co/FG3LZ8NdnK

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My mom took my ex-boyfriend‘s Christmas stocking from 2018 and turned it over and wrote my new boyfriends name in puff paint and hung it on the mantle next to mine. Absolute savage behavior.

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Well at least traffic will be lighter when all the people who said they would move if Trump wins leave the US.

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@thebravobabe_ It’s strange the way they always downplay James in the whole situation… like that was his ex fiancé!

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@mmichellelo I said the same thing last week and got bullied in the TikTok comment section lol wishing you better luck on this platform

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Can we please take a moment to remember that J Woww's intro quote was "After I have sex with a man I will rip their head off." #NeverForget

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9 years

4 ppl I know got engaged this month. Today I woke up at 2pm & ate cereal in my ninja turtle boxers with my mom...Im the real winner here.

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ordering anything from China: “will ship between 7-143 business days”

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I don’t know what online stores need to hear this but 10% off is NOT a sale.

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I have “abs” for the first time in 28 years. Only in the morning for like 6 minutes but I’m so excited! Thank you depression lmao

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Wait are men really this dumb???

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ITS 2015 WHY DO PEOPLE STILL SMOKE CIGARETTES????????

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What is more useless: paper straws or men?

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Am I the only one in the world who doesn’t care about Avengers or GOT?

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country music makes me want a boyfriend, rap music makes me never want to trust a man in my life

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10 years

putting your Greek letters in a 9/11 tribute photo on Instagram as a rush tool is highly inappropriate and insensitive

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it's so nice to see the Cleveland fans cheering and happy, it's like for a second they forgot they live in Cleveland

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@BravoTV What the hell did I just watch?

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Nick is acting like a Freshman during O week who had sex with a senior and then caught feelings lol #Chapman #TheBachelorette

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Instagram needs a ‘search story viewers’ option so I can see if my man who is not really my man is watching my academy award winning stories more efficiently.

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Why are all the men that I thought were hot and cool and outta my league in college now dating 2s??

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true life: Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner is hotter than me

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I'm not saying I'm the worlds most annoying girlfriend but...

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not sure what's bigger, Nicks scarf or Nicks ego #TheBachelorette

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how many calories does sexual tension burn an hour?

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I want to see your 10 year transformation as much as I wanted to see your 2018 full year recap. You got lip filler, learned Facetune, and fixed your tragic highlights... congrats!

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my energy for the rest of the year 💁🏻‍♀️

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*smiling @ my phone* my mother: "r u texting ur boyfriend, you look happy" me: "no I got an email from Amazon, my package is out 4 delivery"

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I’m tired of dating men that are hot lmao, I miss the dad bod men who would ditch the gym for happy hour with me and would eat a real meal with me instead of grilled chicken out of fucking tupperwear.

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I just booked the dream road trip & I am so excited! I poured my heart into this planning process and cannot fucking wait to experience this all with my man! California, Nevada, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Utah, and Arizona. Allllllll the national park n nature tingssss!!! 🥰😁🥺

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