Asad Murani e/acc @asad_murani Twitter profile

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Asad Murani e/acc

@asad_murani

3 years

I gotta pin this tweet

The Motley Fool

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3 years

The key to a lot of life's problems is: save well, eat well, sleep well, exercise well.

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A country that does not appreciates it's talented and competent people shall remain a beggar!

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@SenSanders Bruh just make it easy to import insulin instead of imposing socialism

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Reza Baqir upset many politicians while governor SBP. That's an indication he was doing the right thing for the country 🫡 @rezabaqir

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Miftah, a guy who talks big game but does not tax RE and Agri while increasing corporate & sales tax to all time highs I will not leave that con-artist alone!

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Out of all the languages he could’ve spoken, he chose to speak facts Muhammad Ali Tabba, CEO of Lucky Cement, at CFA Society Pakistan celebrating it's 20th Anniversary!

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Dear overseas Pakistanis, Remittance ziyada bhejo please! Pakistan is really struggling to import Audi E-trons and Waygu beef

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It's not a Default, it's Darfault

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Today HBL's market cap is 163B which is half the size of MEBL's market cap of 306B. Moral of the story: Good leadership is important. If you give terrible people to run your company, sooner or later it will collapse. Free markets don't tolerate laziness or incompetence.

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So many qualified economists in Pakistan 🤡🤡🤡

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This is best roast i have ever seen 😂😂😂😂 @DavidSacks @theallinpod @chamath @friedberg @Jason

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2 years

Interest haram bolne walay making highest spreads 👏👏👏

Arif Habib Limited

@ArifHabibLtd

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Meezan Bank Ltd posted its highest ever profit after tax of PKR 28.6bn during 9MCY22, fueled by higher NII and NFI. @Pakstockexgltd @StateBank_Pak @MeezanBankLtd #KSE100 #PSX #MEBL #Equities #Pakistan

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This is more relevant today than ever... @ShehzadRoy

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1 year

Overseas Pakistanis visiting back and getting USD/PKR @ 300

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People are so happy like there is $100B inflows only waiting for FATF decision to come in Pakistan🤡 #FATF Your country is un-investable.

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1 year

"aisa naadir muoqa phir nahi milega" #PSX #KSE100

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1 year

Where are people who said PML-N has top class E(con)omic team?

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1 year

One year ago they were all about to die 🫡

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1 year

All these people but we have Dar and Tareen as Finance Minister 🤡🤦

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1 year

A country that does not appreciates it's talented and competent people shall remain a beggar!

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These are most talented people that Pakistan has ever produced. They came back to volunteer their Time and Knowledge but Pakistan did not value it NOW PAKISTAN MUST SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES

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2 years

@MiftahIsmail Then why did you increased tax on middle class and left real estate and agriculture sector out(again)?

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Dear Pakistanis, -Your money is going worthless. -Your government hates you. -Your right to education and healthcare is being stolen. -Your economy is quasi communist rent seeking one. -You have no freedom, liberty or security. Welcome to Banana Republic of Pakistan 🇵🇰🤡

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Typical Pakistani elite

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Boomers: "Inflation is 35% but atleast Pakistan has nuclear weapons to fight india" Youth:

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Imagine how Faysal Bank management and shareholders will feel if SBP put MDR on Islamic banks haha All that process to become "islamic" would be wasted 🤣😂

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Pakistani Banks Price Tags: 1. Mezan Bank: $630 million. 2. MCB: $520 million. 3. UBL: $450 million. 4. HBL: $330 million. 5. Bank AlHabib: $200 million. 6. NBP: $200 million. 7. Bank AlFalah: $200 million. Total for 7 top banks: $2.53 billion lol

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2 years

Minority Shareholders of Mitchell's Fruit Farms

Najam Sethi

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If there is violence and chaos in the next few weeks, chances are the Generals will intervene to stop political chaos and economic meltdown. Guess who will be the biggest loser of all?

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@DavidSacks US is running on vibes lol

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E(con)omist 👏👏👏🤡

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KSE100 12 year return has been flat- A lost decade for long term holders

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On DCR, I made 37% unrealized cap gain plus 13% dividend yield which everybody thought was dead ♥️♥️♥️ Meanwhile PSX guys keep telling me how SYS and TRG gonna change the world lol #valueinvesting

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1 year

Is there a medal at the end for people who still support PML-N and PPP after 50 years of disaster in governance?

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@asad_murani

1 year

Daraz is doing more than SBP to reduce Cash In Circulation lol "A Cash Payment Fee only applies to orders placed using Cash on Delivery as payment method. The additional fee is charged upon purchase to provide our customers with the convenience of paying cash on delivery."

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Argentina and Pakistan both are in IMF program. At least Argentina has Fifa World cup What does Pakistan have?

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On one side we have Unilever who manufactures 24/7 to increase earnings and on other hand there are banks and bankers which do nothing and make the same amount and in some cases even more Everything that's wrong with Pakistan

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IMF and Pakistan since 1947

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2 years

If Imran Khan is equally or more worst and corrupt than Zardari and Sharifs then I'm curious who these "twitter intellectual elites" are voting in next elections?

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1 year

4 stages of grief after investing in PSX #kse100

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How it started: How it's going:

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2 years

@elonmusk @AOC AOC is hidden fan of Elon as she has 2 Teslas lol

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Asad Murani e/acc

@asad_murani

1 year

Lesson for PSX investors, When buying the dip just make sure there isn’t a bigger dip coming.

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@asad_murani

4 months

I hope SBP increase interest rate today and burn PSX brokers to the ground

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Asad Murani e/acc

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2 years

Who gave this guy Billion $ valuation for a loss making business in a country where public market is trading for 5x P/E? What was the eventual goal of Airlift? To remain private for decades? Imprudent use of capital has destroyed little hope for future entrepreneurs...

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Lesson for fanboys: "Actions speak louder than words" Understand that he is a politician dressed as your saviour. All talk but when it comes to action, it's complete 100% opposite

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@AzamAKhan2

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From Harvard trained Reza Baqir to a central banker who bans import payments to sustain desired exchange rate, wants to monetize unlimited gov debt & can't speak English properly 👏🤡 highest standards in competence

Mr. Jameel Ahmad, Governor, SBP | 19th Annual Excellence Awards by...

Speech by Mr. Jameel Ahmad, Governor of State Bank of Pakistan at the 19th Annual Excellence Awards of CFA Society Pakistan.

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Only a Karachi Memon (except @MiftahIsmail ) can save Pakistan from economic turmoil

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@grrosegr @typesfast *Transfered

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@K4anSh3r Ishaq Dar reading this be like

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1 year

Can i sell my HBL shares on OLX instead of PSX? bcuz it's second hand with little to no value left

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Asad Murani e/acc

@asad_murani

6 months

If you aren't buying high div bluechips then you are doing yourself a disservice #PSX

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I can see a pattern #psx

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4 months

i hope PSX crashes -5000 points on Monday. it will be beautiful to watch 😍😍

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2 years

NICE WORK!

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NICE WORK!

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Asad Murani e/acc

@asad_murani

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that's exactly how i imagined him as a communist teacher who can't get a real job in private sector anywhere else

Dr. Taimur Rahman

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I end all my courses by singing with my students. Had a wonderful term. I love being a teacher.

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SBP reserves down, rupee appreciating 🤡🤡🤡 Where are Darlings? I'd like to meet them.

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Inflation at 26%, SBP Monetary Policy Rate at 15% This is a penalty on saver and depositers in a country where savings rate is already low 👏🤡 🇵🇰

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1 year

USD hoarders to PKR savers:

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Tech bros: Fintech will change banking in Pakistan Meanwhile Fintech:

SBP

@StateBank_Pak

2 years

#SBP stops operations of M/s. TAG Innovation Pvt. Ltd as EMI with immediate effect. The decision has been taken to protect the interest of public at large after identifying violation of regulatory requirements & other concerns. See PR:

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Sindh gov trolling Karachi

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imagine paying millions to listen to woke elites and end up unemployable in real world

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@asad_murani

1 year

Only buy stocks that you can gift it to your next generation #PSX #kse100

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We still have 1 day left so anything is possible! #psx #KSE100

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Fintech revolution 🤡🤡👏 @JazzCash

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No shit Sherlock! 🤡

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RIP Legend

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@Faizankhaan91 LCs ka kia hua boss pelhe ye batain

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Life becomes automatically good when Dolmen's dividend hits bank account

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Abbas Nasir

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GSK suspends production of paracetamol, despite a rise in demand. If the govt had any self-confidence, it would nationalise these blackmailing pharma units. It remains a mystery why PTI's first Health Minister Amir Kiani agreed huge price hikes in the PTI's initial days in power.

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Society declines when people admire politicians (takers) more than (makers) scientists, innovators, business leaders

Hamda Farooq

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Excited to share this item from my #etsy shop: Benazir Bhutto Oil Painting Portrait Original on canvas

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Me after investing my life savings in Pakistan

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All foreign investors exiting Pakistan. We have achieved peak Banana Republic 🤡👏👏

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Banks are minting money in PSX but everybody is more interested in OGDC. Ok! 😒

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@Subha7Suman @elonmusk

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Who did this after i sold a shit ton of HBL with a loss 😭😭😭

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Decline is inevitable for a country that values real estate more than education

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1 year

Just another day in PSX

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You will all be rich 200 years from now if you invested in Pakistan Stock Exchange #PSX #KSE100

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@Faizankhaan91 @ZubairKhanPK

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Asad Murani e/acc

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4 months

Last person i would take advice is the brokers on twitter saying everything is cheap. It's cheap for a reason.

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incredible scale

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I will give vote to any party which will fight for the rights of my stock portfolio so i can exit PSX with some dignity

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What a disgrace

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Asad Murani e/acc

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2 years

Buy stocks like you buy your groceries - someone famous

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1 year

I'm forming a party which will give stock market amnesty. Who is with me?

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PSX investors after accounting for rupee devaluation

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STOCK MARKET IS A REAL INDICATOR OF ECONOMY! #psx

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1 year

Instagram of Overseas Pakistanis living on minimum wage

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Asad Murani e/acc

@asad_murani

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MEBL's earnings have grown by 36.1% per year over the past 5 years. MEBL's earnings growth over the past year (86.3%) exceeds its 5-year average (36.1% per year) showing an accelerating growth. Completely Halal interest of course

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Asad Murani e/acc

@asad_murani

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Money printer go brrr 🚀🚀🚀🚀