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Ezra Miller is like if Antoni from Queer Eye took one gender studies course

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My name is Nathan Fielder and I graduated from one of Canada’s top business schools with really good grades...

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You: gays can't drive lol Me: gAY fucking Driving Perfectly.....shooting 'Tini's🍸, FaceTimeing with my husbands Cock, doing 97 mph, flashing Hole at a family caravan, parTying with truckers, CANCELLING state troopers, fucking Screaming along to Joni Mitchell's discography

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This is what Buffalo Exchange employees think they look like on their way to work

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Imagine being a comedian who thinks your job is to speak truth to power and then also to think that the powerful are 21 year old queer studies majors

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The Newest Gen Z Dance Craze

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This is the sign language for abortion. Just heartbreaking.

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the TSA needs to learn the fucking difference between a "liquid" and a "serum"....

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Co-worker: Hey! How are you today? Me: Ummm maybe try fucking googling it?? It’s not my job to keep you up to date with current events. Ignorance is a choice, you know

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Straight men dress gay now.....Masters Degree please

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Post-Frank Ocean Masculinity is the usurpation of queer aesthetics and proximities as recapitulation to a more “modern” cisheteronormativity, which employs queerness to reterritorialize masculinity for more Patriarchal futures.

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When I get married my husband and I won't change our last names but we WILL be swapping our first names

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What are you talking about.....I love his entire outfit

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We found it. We found the worst fucking shirt. (a moment of silence as well for this white-socks-and-knockoff-adidas-flip-flops monstrosity as well).

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NO there weren't photos of Hillary Clinton eating because she only eats insects and frozen mice under a heat lamp

John Buysse

@JohnBuysse

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I ran @HillaryClinton ’s Instagram account for the 2016 campaign & you never saw posts like these from us because: 1) The reaction would have been absurdly sexist 2) There *aren’t* photos like this of HRC b/c she knew there are different rules for men & women running for office

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The first candidate to get on TikTok...that’s who wins

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You: LA/NY based Me: Fear Based

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Me: *Fucking him Him: *Looks at my bookshelf Me: "Yeah you like that you dumb bitch?"

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Jokes on them we love being unemployed

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BREAKING: Supreme Court will decide if it is legal to fire someone for being LGBTQ

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Pride should be like 90% public gay sex and like 10% balloon animals or whatever

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Not defending Pete Davidson but I love calling someone's clear illness an "aesthetic" lmao

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Big mood

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I see your Gay For Pay and raise you Queer For Clout

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Lol last time I was in NYC I was going to parties and making up fake club names like "anhedonia" and asking people if they had been and a lot of them said yes and vaguely suggested there being a basement

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Today I wore a shirt cropped up to my nipples and an old lady said “young man where is the rest of your shirt?” I said “Listen Up you old bitch its my world now and ur dead in it thats right your homophobic WWII ass is cancelled sis it’s 2027 and I wear what I want you old croak”

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@nytimes

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“I’m not sorry.” The fake heiress known as Anna Delvey was convicted of conning New York's elite, but she says she would do it all again.

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Professor: Okay since it's the first day of class let's all introduce ourselves. Me: Hi I'm Ben and I'm scanning the room for potential enemies or lovers

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I had sex with an ex of mine last night and it's nice to know that by the merit of having sex with me, he's officially doing worse than I am

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Ummmmmm....Yas Ann Coulter ????

Ann Coulter

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Ocasio-Cortez wants a 70-80% income tax on the rich. I agree! Start with the Koch Bros. -- and also make it WEALTH tax.

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In high school I knew a kid we called "Sketchy Pete" but then he went sober so ppl stared calling him "Petey" until he robbed a bank for meth money and went to jail so everyone started calling him "Sketchy Pete" again...anyways sometimes your journey ends right where you began

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The Damn Bitch You Live Like This meme did more to "redefine intimacy with glimpse into" someone's bedroom than this total MUSH we get it twinks have bedrooms

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Photographer George Downing is redefining intimacy with glimpse into the bedrooms of the boys he met on Tinder.

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Someone: What's your name? Me: Why don't you fucking google it? I'm not going to waste my Emtional Labor on teaching you things you should already know sweetie....your ignorance is showing

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OnlyFan Gays are for Beto Theatre Gays are for Booker Muscle Tops/Army Gays are for Buttedgedge "My Inner Black Woman" Gays are for Harris NPR/Giant Scarf Gays are for Warren Muscle Bottoms/Malnourished but Hot Gays are for Bernie

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The townspeople in Iowa cheering me on as I mock queer costal elites

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Break dancing in rural Chinese village Part 2

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Im poly in that I have 17 imaginary boyfriends

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It was available to you, you were just a coward

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Pete Buttigieg: "If dating had been available to me in my 20s, I'm not sure I would have gotten as much done."

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Ok so apparently a new bartender at the stupid small plates restaurant I work at almost got fired because he insulted the “forager” we employ by assuming that he was a homeless person and not letting him in the building

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Personally speaking I would rather have a stranger follow me down a dark alley than have to witness "hozier" and the Buffalo exchange quartet do? this