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@arhuml92

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Karachi, Pakistan
Joined December 2014
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@arhuml92
Twitt.Arhum
7 months
Mercedes went from making weapons for the Nazis, using over 30,000 prisoners of wars and concentration camp prisoners as forced labourers in WW2, to pouring money into a genocidal regime today. Somethings never change.
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Clash Report
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Mercedes-Benz says it donated €1 million to Israel.
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@arhuml92
Twitt.Arhum
2 years
There is no power in Pakistan (electricity)
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Syed Khursheed Shah
2 years
There is no power on Earth that can undo Pakistan.
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7 months
India really should’ve selected him for the ODI World Cup.
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7 months
The class of Suryakumar Yadav.
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@arhuml92
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2 years
This is not the tourism we want bhai, please come and spend dollars!
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2 years
US national anthem Chalao
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2 years
I’d be worried too if a 21 Yr old was moderating a conversation with a politician better than I ever did in my 30 yr career, and he didn’t even have to sit in the politicians lap.
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Hamid Mir حامد میر
2 years
I hope that @ImranKhanPTI will not waste his time with journalists from TV channels and newspapers in future. He should only focus on YouTubers and keyboard warriors.
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@arhuml92
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2 years
The Indus Valley civilisation had drainage and Karachi doesn’t.
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2 years
Hitting the French right where it hurts.
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2 years
After the Afg Pak World Cup match last year I decided I would never watch another game between these two teams at the stadium.
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3 years
We might have lost but the boys showed something I haven’t seen in decades
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2 years
Pasoori is Pakistans biggest export of 2022
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2 years
If these are the parameters, I’m destined to marry Scooby-doo
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2 years
This is the worst form of PR, and the more I see it the more I’m repulsed by politicians.
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2 years
Imran Khan wants to be PM so bad. He’s so hungry for power. (Meanwhile the two dynastic political families who can’t survive without power are totally normal)
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2 years
South Africa just lost to the power of 100 million people praying Tahajjud
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@arhuml92
Twitt.Arhum
7 months
Mohammad Hafeez was impressed by Mohammad Hafeez impressive coaching resume and thus hired Mohammad Hafeez as head coach.
@ESPNcricinfo
ESPNcricinfo
7 months
Following his appointment as team director, Mohammad Hafeez will serve as Pakistan's head coach on their upcoming tours of Australia and New Zealand 🇵🇰 👉
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2 years
Me rationalising why I come on twitter everyday:
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@arhuml92
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1 year
We don’t need an intelligence agency, just go around Pakistan and arrest everyone that says Adaab and you’ve caught all the Indian spies.
@SidMalhotra
Sidharth Malhotra
1 year
Jo khud se pehle desh ke baare mein soche, wahi hain #DeshKeLiyeMajnu 🇮🇳 Aisa hi ek Majnu hai Amandeep Singh jisne India ke sabse khatarnak mission ke liye apni jaan ki baazi laga di 🫡 Watch Mission Majnu, a spy thriller inspired by true events.
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@arhuml92
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2 years
Hum bhi Miftah, hum bhi
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4 months
GEO news is not taking any prisoners, I don't think any of these guys have spoken so freely in a while.
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2 years
Love seeing the Afghan Players in so much pain, they’re so badtameez when they’re up. Buffet of humble pie for them.
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3 years
Whatsapp down, quickly everyone get your parents vaccinated!
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2 years
The Queens heart couldn’t handle the Naseem shah’s final over theatrics
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2 years
We have officially signed an MOU for a long term partnership agreement. @Amafah90
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2 years
Me driving down Shah-e-Faisal every 2 minutes
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4 months
Rana Sanaullah has been promoted from interior minister to social media manager
@PMLNDigital
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4 months
سفر وہیں سے شروع ہو گا! 🇵🇰🇵🇰
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@arhuml92
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8 months
Glen Maxwell has been the best Pakistani Batsman this tournament.
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2 years
We need Aleem Dar to take a decision on this. The man is never wrong when it comes to rules.
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@arhuml92
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1 year
When Jinnah said “No power in the world can undo Pakistan” Ishaq Dar wasn’t born yet
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Twitt.Arhum
2 years
Bhai Pakistan aajao halaat kharab hain, summer vacation baad mein kar Lena
@PakPMO
Prime Minister's Office
2 years
Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif arrives in UAE to offer condolences on the sad demise of UAE President His Highness Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan. Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif has arrived in the United Arab Emirates on his return from London.
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@arhuml92
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2 years
Twitter is in absolute chaos, and people in instagram are just enjoying their Sunday coffee
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@arhuml92
Twitt.Arhum
8 months
Green Ko visa jo nahin diya aap ne
@mufaddal_vohra
Mufaddal Vohra
8 months
The blue dominance outside Narendra Modi Stadium.
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@arhuml92
Twitt.Arhum
10 months
No matter how much you wish he didn’t, you can’t erase the fact that Imran Khan won Pakistan their one and only 50 over World Cup.
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@arhuml92
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8 months
Dear South Africa, It’s me, Pakistan fan again. I know I keep asking you for favours, and this relationship seems pretty one sided at this point, but I’m really going to need you to beat Afghanistan in the last match. With love, PCT cricket fan.
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2 years
Shalwar Kameez has to be the most versatile outfit. Doesn't matter if you're the PM or an employee in the PM house, you look right wearing it. Wedding, yes, funeral, definitely, to the office, why not. Really does justice to being the national dress of Pakistan.
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11 days
I will simply be boycotting Pakistan cricket till we hire a administrators and managers that aren’t political appointees, this is the only little thing I can do because this whole system is destined to fail, like the country.
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2 years
My phupo to my dad when I moved back to Pakistan:
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2 years
Shehbaz and Hamza living Mian sb and Maryam’s dream, it’s going to be an awkward Eid at Raiwind
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2 years
Big shame Uzair Baloch is in jail, would’ve been a better option for Minister of Law imho
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2 years
Naya Pakistan, Purana Pakistan, we are a month away from Mango Pakistan, and for that we should all give thanks.
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Twitt.Arhum
2 years
My sister and I are launching an E-commerce platform that will give small brands that are "made in Pakistan" access to sell directly the American market. We want to showcase the talent Pakistan has and take the step from being the world's wholesalers to the world's retailers.
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@arhuml92
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8 months
That’s the crazy thing about the internet, with all the information available you will still only believe what you want to. This was clearly debunked and BBC even apologised for misleading people, but it doesn’t matter because once Erielle read that it happened (lie) she will
@politicalelle
Erielle Azerrad
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They cut the fingers off of Jewish children and removed their eyeballs. Please lecture me about proportionality.
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Twitt.Arhum
2 years
PIA will cancel flights all the time On a normal day but aaj faltu mein Chauray Aana hai
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@arhuml92
Twitt.Arhum
9 months
The disrespect to India is unreal.
@Terror_Alarm
Terror Alarm
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🙏🇮🇱 These countries stood by Israel on this darkest day: 🇺🇦🇺🇸🇹🇼🇽🇰🇬🇧🇦🇱🇦🇿🇸🇪🇳🇴🇭🇺🇷🇴🇵🇱🇳🇱🇱🇹🇰🇷🇯🇵🇬🇷🇪🇸🇪🇺🇨🇿🇩🇰🇨🇦
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@arhuml92
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2 years
This man is not real, name the stadium after him
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2 years
Leaked images of the Sharif brothers wrestling to see who gets to lead Pakistan towards bankruptcy.
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2 years
Have we tried offering the IMF plots in DHA or Bahria Town?
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2 years
Went from having a dentist as a president to someone who has probably never been to a dentist
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3 years
Hassan Ali has given his heart and soul to this team, he won us the champions trophy. Keep the hate to yourself.
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2 years
Not a single leaked tape of King Zardari
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2 years
Bandials wife is not going to be happy. Yeh raat raat ko kahan ja rahe ho? Kon hai yeh constitution?
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2 years
This jalsa has more people than Sindh government has ghost employees
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3 years
If I rob a bank, its the banks fault for flaunting that it had money. Amirite? @ImranKhanPTI
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3 years
This woman just set formula racing back 3 decades
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2 years
IMF ki deals ke liye bhi Zardari ko bhejo. We might not get any money but at least he’ll bankrupt that horrible institution somehow
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4 months
Farooq Sattar couldn’t get 100 people to a corner meeting with free biryani but someone has made him win NA241 and NA 244.
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2 years
There’s been a gross miscalculation of IKs street power. Never underestimate how much a World Cup means to us!
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3 years
10,000 likes and I’ll remake this. Little caveat is that I’ll be starting completely naked.
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3 years
It’s never “we’ll clean up the streets, or build a school, or show peace love and compassion” in the name of our religion. It’s always “we will punish the disbelievrs, burn the city to the ground”.
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2 years
Sarfraz Ahmed has shown how to carry himself after being dropped from the team. Quietly building himself back up with great first class performance, no shit talking about anyone in the system, and instead still being extremely positive. That’s true character.
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Twitt.Arhum
7 months
When you cheat on the exam and still fail the test.
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@SajSadiqCricket
Saj Sadiq
7 months
If looks could kill #INDvAUS #CWC23
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3 years
The problem is not what our children do after they have been shot, the problem is that OUR CHILDREN ARE BEING SHOT for going to school and wanting to study. Ffs. Idk what’s worse, the tweet or the fact that 1800 people liked it.
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2 years
Every time I see Amir Liaquat trending I get worried another child has fallen prey to him and married him
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2 years
Wiese is the greatest finisher in cricket. Greater than Asif Ali. There. I’ve said it.
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3 years
So basically if India beats Namibia by 200 runs tomorrow, it still won’t matter they’re going home.
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3 years
This man has given a stronger PSA than all our government officials combined
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2 years
Mohammad Amir constantly shows that he embodies all the worst traits you’d want in a teammate. Everyone gave him a pass on match fixing because of his age and talent, and this man has somehow only gotten worse since
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8 months
BCCI: Pakistan doesn’t Matter Also BCCI:
@mufaddal_vohra
Mufaddal Vohra
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India Vs Pakistan on 14th October (Dainik Jagran): - A colourful program has been organised. - Amitabh Bachchan, Rajinikanth and Sachin Tendulkar have been invited. - Arijit Singh is one of the artists who'll perform.
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2 years
Our bowlers deserve the world.
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7 months
OH MY GOD. This hurts to watch, this is worse than losing a World Cup final. Why is he like this?
@CricCrazyJohns
Johns.
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Prime Minister Narendra Modi meeting Indian team after the heart-breaking loss in the final.
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2 years
Coke Studio doing such a good job unearthing talents. Abida Parveen is a real find!
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2 years
What DGISPR was trying to say is that there was no conspiracy because they knew about it. Conspiracies are supposed to be secret.
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2 years
Cersei Lannister whenever she was within 10 feet of a peasant:
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Twitt.Arhum
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Iftikhar ki jagah Kursi rakhdo slip mein
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2 years
There will be a fake stabilisation of the economy in the coming months. Cash out y’all.
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2 years
Over 30 million people have been displaced by the floods, that’s close to the entire population of Canada, Saudi Arabia, or Australia. Pakistan needs the worlds help! @facebook @elonmusk @JeffBezos @Twitter @instagram
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1 year
Auspicious Eid Mubarak to all
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7 months
No one has written a better cartoon character than Jay Shah
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7 months
Not making Rizwan test captain basically means we will have Sarfraz as wicket keeper in test matches. I actually really appreciate this because I won’t even try to wake up to watch the series now.
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2 years
Man twitter would’ve been so much fun during Musharrafs coup. I’m gonna show my kids these tweets, like look what we lived through.
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3 years
Good morning, but only to 6 continents.
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3 years
The mullahs of our country have left no space for constructive conversation about islam. The religion of peace breeds anger and violence in the masses. I mostly fear sharing my views for the fear of retaliation by accidentally upsetting someone. That’s the real tragedy.
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2 years
The happier you are, the less you use twitter.
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8 months
Dear South Africa Don’t worry about it. Regards, Glenn fucking Maxwell
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Twitt.Arhum
8 months
Dear South Africa, It’s me, Pakistan fan again. I know I keep asking you for favours, and this relationship seems pretty one sided at this point, but I’m really going to need you to beat Afghanistan in the last match. With love, PCT cricket fan.
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2 years
Weird way to count Rozas
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Marriyum Aurangzeb
2 years
Day 4 - Pakistan is without Constitution
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2 years
Not a big fan of looking up to athletes and celebrities but Rizwan is a perfect role model for young kids.
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2 years
We had more politicians at the opening ceremony than athletes
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2 years
I'm writing a Pakistani tv script here, Everyone is free to add to the story as they please" Episode 1: Two first cousins get married (arranged), while signing Nikkah the bride sees the groom wearing chappals, screams and runs away. Wedding called off because groom has 6 toes.
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I’m not joking, every single player in the top 7 should be permanently dropped from the t20 team after the World Cup. Start completely fresh with an under 25 team and build them up. Not a single player has the mental fortitude or wherewithal to succeed on the biggest stage.
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8 months
Shoaib Jatt is one of the worst examples of professionalism and journalism and I judge everyone who even associates with him. @Shoaib_Jatt is nothing but a paid tout with no intellect and no morals.
@SushantNMehta
Sushant Mehta
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They leaked Babar Azam’s private WhatsApp chats? Pakistani players ko milta kya hai ko unse itni expectations rakhte ho? This is disgusting, he still has three matches to play in this World Cup
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In a normal society these bearded men would be the ones apologising and serving jail time for inciting violence, but in ours is not a normal society.
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iffi
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💔💔💔💔💔💔
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2 years
Babar Azam is the most important person in my life.
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2 years
Bilawals speech has motivated me to work hard to have better and more connected parents
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If you’ve ever been to Xanders you know there’s no way in hell a PPP candidate is winning an election in a Nutella French eating constituency. NA241
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8 months
Babar is nowhere in the echelon of cricket where we mention him. He simply Isn’t a match winner.
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1 year
We need to give the management of Tim Horton’s control over all our airports. The fact that they made Pakistanis stand in line respectfully is astounding.
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3 years
Sukoon sirf qabar, aur October 24th 2021 930pm at Dubai international stadium, mein hai.
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This is exactly how I’d expect a team to perform under a senior team manager like Wahab Riaz.
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3 years
You think Swiss Twitter is tweeting things like “this isn’t Multan, Pakistan. This is our beautiful Geneva 😍”
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4 months
We really are a banana republic, a bunch of grown ass men who are the bastions of our religion are sitting around staring at a dress that says “sweet” deciding whether it hurts their feelings or not. You really can’t make this shit up
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