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#fucktrump #fuckyouforvotingfortrump . proud humanist, atheist, Rossi fan #VR46 . Scottish born, florida shamed. i use fuck like commas... it's 'for fuck's sake'.

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Joined May 2020
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when this is all over... i want us all to think about a class action lawsuit against trump... for stress related illnesses... for trauma... for endless sleepless nights of worry and heartache... who's with me? i'm not fucking kidding...
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the fuck is wrong with these people?
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the fuck is happening here? at first i thought it was a filter morph... this is a direct photo from fox news...
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file this under tweets i wish i wrote...
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nailed it!
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here's the thing @SenatorCollins , i blame you for fucking everything... we are in this horrific place because you are a coward and a liar and a traitor to your country and gender... fuck you...
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tweet me a thumbs up if you understand me...
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happy good friday y'all...
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today just so happens to be an occasion... yes! it's my birthday!!! LOVE ME!!!! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!! lol... jk! but, seriously, love me!!! xo
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there seems to be some confusion and implications that this comment is transphobic... there is NOTHING transphobic in my tweet... sometimes when you're ugly on the inside life gives you the face you deserve... please descend from the self-righteous high horse... ffs
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after a shitty couple of days it's important to come out of the other end with better hair than you went in with... i'm loving this color!
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everybody meet Bandit (name pending)! he's our new rescue and he's the sweetest, goodest boy...
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@LILGUYISBACK this is from the new harley quinn and joker movie... ffs... lady gaga doesn't walk around sexually assaulting people...
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im'a just leave this here for y'alls' perusal... xo
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this brings me so much joy... couldn't have happened to a more deserving fuckface...
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can i get an oof...
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so satisfying...
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@ChudsOfTikTok this HAS to be parody... it just HAS to be... please tell me this is parody... please...
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@NathanMackBrown we tried... we were gerrymandered to fail... my county voted all blue... we fucking tried and we're gutted... please stop and think about all the heartbroken people in florida right now; there's a lot of us...
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i just realized i never see @DanRather s tweets anymore... he's another constant i've lost from my timeline...
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ok, so my beloved friends, i had a stroke... presumably my attempt to murder my pup with trail mix was to much for my vascular system to handle... furgus is fine (3 drs visits later)... add to that my boss was admitted into the icu; it's been a week... i'm on the mend, love y'all
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i would vote for this woman for president in a heartbeat... her whiteboard as vp... katie porter/katie porter white board 2024
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Katie Porter reads a book during the Speaker vote. (Getty/Anna Moneymaker)
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ok, enough with the floriduh shit for a little bit, huh?! resisters live here and struggle under the worst circumstances (on a good day) everyday! maybe while we're (me) facing a really devastating storm; lighten up on the - "the whole state deserves to be wiped of the map shit"
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@KazePlays_JC luckily, they called me liberal scum last month and now i never have to talk to them again... winning!
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@realDonaldTrump how do ya feel about the nation anthem again?
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somehow; this is NOT fucking parody... holy fucking fuck, we're doomed...
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is there anyone here who feels in least bit sorry for hope hicks?
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@jyothi17750159 what a convenient shield to hide behind as you discriminate, force 13 year old girls to endure childbirth of their molesters, force them to marry men 4x's their age, forbid asylum to foriegn refugees, and a huge litany of malfeasance... i use my own moral compass...
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i, genuinely, couldn't care less what the willfully ignorant fuck sticks of maga have to say... you've proven yourselves to be worthless filth, and you and your beliefs are so foreign to me as to be from another planet... i am grateful to never agree with your point of view...
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@Mayoisstillspi1 @NotHoodlum haven't gotten to play this in a while... thought it was a good time to dust it off...
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@Sundae_Gurl album title... mom, where's my hot pocket?
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the ladies are starting to feel sassy...
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@BrentTerhune i'm only here for the misunderstandings!
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anyone notice that we're no longer talking about Russians placing bounties on American troops? or children in cages? or 3,000 missing children? they are trying to exhaust us with bullshit...
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i'm really tired of the age debate... you're either voting for an old good man or you're voting for an old depraved, treacherous, rapist... choose wisely...
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happy easter, to all my tweeties with whom it applies...
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at what point did my contribution to this country cease to matter? at what point did my life become inconsequential? when did indivisible become us v. them? i am so tired of being pitted against other people for their agenda...
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this may be the funniest thing i have ever seen...
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πŸ‘§πŸ¦œπŸ‘€ Cleviane Moreira
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huh? i thought stephen miller had shead his human skin and gone back to his home planet...
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just quick reminder; no other presidents' family profited more than frumps... no other president hired their children or in-laws as "advisors"... why was jared-the-slum-lord given 2 billion dollars by the saudis? why is khashoggis' death still unaccounted for?
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i know you are but what am i?
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@kirkacevedo stephen miller... i assume one day he'll have to shed his human skin and go home...
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just fyi...
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facts! love y'all... happy thanksgiving eve... i'm grateful for you all, you've help to keep me relatively sane... xo
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hi, my lovelies... i'm sorry to be so absent given all the hubbubery... but we just found out Buddy has a large sarcoma under his right rib... he has emergency surgery next Thursday and i'm kinda freaking out... i ask you to send good vibes his way... xo
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people: how's your christmas going? me:
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@CarmineSabia @MailOnline 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 deep breath 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
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i've said it before and i'll say it again...
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atheists and democrats apparently...
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well... fuck... he just simply couldn't be without her: buddy had multiple organ failures today and i had to say goodbye to my beloved boy... it's hard, as an atheist, to reconcile that what ever their energies became i hope they some how find each other... truly broken hearted
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we adopted munchkin 6 years ago... thrown out of a moving car on u.s. 19 in a box... 2 months later we found out she shared that box with her twin brother... we found buddy and reunited them... now, they have to touch each other constantly... it kills me...
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@pastorlocke i just made a donation to planned parenthood in your honor...
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@natashablue22 @AlissaAzar i aims to pilfer this... xo
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are we celebrating the fact that we have the first woman and woman of color as the vice president of the United States of America!?
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momma want
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yes, i'm jumping on the #DontLookYourAgeChallenge ... i'm 48, but i'm super immature...
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is anyone elses' twitter no longer their own? i'm happy to meet and interact with a new group of people; but where have all my long time friends gone?
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fuck this fucking guy... seriously...
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once again... with feeling! #fucktheNRA
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so, i've dropped Buddy off for his surgery... with the help of xanax and sangria i am no longer hyperventilating... please send him your love today...
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@ThePierreWilson this is parody, right?
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who else is waiting for the "i've never met mark mead0ws" post?
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xo
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#maga will suck the life outta you...
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happy valentines day, my beautiful twitter family... love y'all... xo
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my darlings, this Loeffler shit is insane! did anyone see that horrible remake by frank oz of the stepford wives? the blank stare into oblivion is fucking nuts... is this REALLY what we've become?
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ugh... that moment you realize your neighbors are racist garbage...
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new second amendment rules... you get a musket 🫡 you get a musket 🫡you get a musket🫡... everyone gets muskets and we call it a day... the founding fathers couldn't even conceptualize the types of weapons we have today, or what they're capable of... #fuckthenra
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stay annoying, my friends... always be poking the bear...
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i dust this one off every few months or so..
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aparis5150🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏁
4 years
marsha blackburn... isn't she the cvnt who opposed equal pay for women and then thanked men for their importance in society in comparison to women? forgive me if i think this twat should shut her fucking mouth... that's it, that's the tweet?
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aparis5150🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏁
2 years
@acnewsitics pure self-abnegation...
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aparis5150🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏁
1 year
i am 100% certain that this guy at taco bell knows how to roll the perfect joint; so, what the fuck is this? not his finest work...
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aparis5150🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏁
4 years
i like posting this from time to time because it perfectly illustrates my feelings... enjoy, beasties... xo
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