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anne t donahue

10 months

i wrote about my dad, the simpsons, and the way it kept us close/helped me understand him

Watching The Simpsons was sometimes all my dad and I had in common. Now, it's how I remember him |...

Anne T. Donahue and her dad Rick forged a lifelong bond over their resemblance to Homer and Lisa. Two years after he passed, she still quotes his favourite scenes.

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anne t donahue

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5 years

The winner of Game of Thrones will be awarded a modelling contract with Elite Model Management, a fashion spread and cover in Seventeen, and a $100,000 contract with CoverGirl cosmetics.

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4 years

NO your email did NOT find me well, it found me ravaged with STRESS AND THE EFFECTS OF TIME

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7 years

imagine you were such a fuck up that meryl streep used a lifetime achievement speech to tell the world how shitty you are

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7 years

WHAT TO DO IF TEENS TRICK-OR-TREAT AT YOUR HOME: jesus christ let them have this the world is burning share your fucking candy, you ghoul

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7 years

What's even more demoralizing is knowing how hard Hillary's worked and how qualified she is, and yet... And every woman knows this feeling.

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5 years

oh so you liked HOT GIRL SUMMER? well, buckle the fuck up for EXHAUSTED ADULT FALL. our drink of choice is a lukewarm coffee from earlier this morning, and we eat our meals standing over the sink. the tagline? "i think i'm getting sick." our theme? whatever's already playing.

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11 months

if you an orca whale reading this, i am on your side. i have always been on your side. i fear the sea and i have never been to marineland. i believe in you.

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Around 30 killer whales were spotted in Monterey Bay over weekend -- with no clear explanation why so many had gathered.

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6 years

in 2007 if you wore a long sleeve t-shirt under a regular t-shirt it meant that you liked music

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7 years

Trump has two settings: 1) A student giving a presentation without doing the readings 2) An angry customer who wants to talk to your manager

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4 years

you are not a true graduate of 90s suburbia unless square dancing was inexplicably a part of your phys ed curriculum.

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3 years

my dad died last night. it was so sudden and so fast, and i miss him so much. this was our favourite simpsons scene, and i hope that wherever he is, he's getting a beautiful view of the night sky.

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3 years

happy international women's day

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3 years

me, an old, listening to olivia rodrigo write and sing her goddamn heart out

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4 years

here i am, ready to take on the week!!!

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5 months

rudolph being asked to guide santa's sleigh

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5 years

I WAITED TOO LONG TO EAT LUNCH AND IT'S EVERYBODY ELSE'S FAULT

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7 years

A WOMEN ONLY MOVIE SCREENING?!? what's next?!! GENTLEMEN'S clubs?! MAN CAVES?!?!?!!!

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7 years

not one fucking thing

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6 years

american horror story: hey can i talk to you about something

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3 years

WELCOME BACK TO MARCH, BABY

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7 years

rare photo of a freelancer invoicing for the month

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4 years

FINALLY something goes our way

Millennials Will Get Sick and Die Faster Than the Previous Generation

A new healthcare report paints a truly bleak picture of millennials’ wellness future.

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6 years

and in the end the biggest unpaid internship of all ... ... ... was love

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6 years

THEN 👏🏻 BUY 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 FUCKING 👏🏻 CROCKPOT 👏🏻

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GOP Senate candidate flips out over ‘women’s rights’: ‘I want to come home to a cooked dinner every night’

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7 years

i think it was generous of mark zuckerberg to address this year's graduating class of monopoly men

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5 years

me to a cat or dog: and are you the best baby? the fluffiest? are you the babiest baby of them all? do you get stopped every day and asked about how it feels to be a baby? me to a real, human baby: good afternoon. i appreciate your small shoes.

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5 years

My favourite trend this year is how anybody over 30 has given up on trends altogether and now just dresses up as the cool teens they wanted to be between 1994 and 2001.

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4 years

tfw you're making your way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and you're home bound

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6 years

SOMETIMES I WISH RENTING A MOVIE WAS STILL A SPECIAL TREAT YOU PLANNED A NIGHT AROUND

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8 years

FACT: by age 18, all women have mastered this expression in response to braving the many temper tantrums of misogynistic, domineering men.

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2 years

me trying to figure out what's in that salad dressing

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7 years

if you have a writing project you're putting off, this is for you: JUST FUCKING WRITE IT HOLY SHIT IT WILL NEVER GET EASIER JUST DO IT NOW

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3 years

me long after the pandemic, happily mingling at a party

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2 years

what if he's just listening to a podcast

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6 years

IF THE BUTTER AT YOUR RESTAURANT ISN'T EASY TO SPREAD ON MY COMPLIMENTARY BREAD I WILL BURN YOUR ESTABLISHMENT TO THE GROUND AND THEN WE'LL SEE WHAT SOFT BUTTER LOOKS LIKE

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7 years

When did you meet YOUR Harvey Weinstein? I'll go first: I was a 17-yr-old co-op student and he insisted on massaging my shoulders as I typed

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5 years

important questions to ask any animal: - are you a baby - are you small - are you tiny - are you a baby or a grown man/woman - are you a beautiful woman/man - who's a baby - is this a baby - do you know you're small - are you or are you not small

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anne t donahue

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7 years

I see your Halloween parties and raise you this punk as fuck headstone from my hometown cemetery.

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anne t donahue

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4 years

Self-isolation on Twitter has the chaotic energy of a middle-school sleepover at about 2 30 a.m. when you can't stop laughing at the word "horse."

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3 years

me staring at myself on a zoom call

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5 years

"come to my improv show"

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Woman's perfect Tinder date with 'The One' shattered by five devastating words

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4 years

my friends trying to explain to me that baby yoda is a puppet made for a tv show and not something i can give birth to and raise as my own son

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6 years

hello and welcome to the latest instalment of "i was going to go out but then i sat down." join me as i watch the same show for the 60th time and spend three hours deciding what food to have delivered. sponsored by: am i getting sick or am i in my 30s.

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6 years

when i see an instagram photo of any two people standing together

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7 years

TEENS: If Harry Styles is the reason you're seeing Dunkirk, COOL. Josh Hartnett was the only reason I saw Pearl Harbor.

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5 years

This is the most beautiful film I've ever seen in my life.

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4 years

please don't drink cleaner it's how mischa barton died in the sixth sense

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3 years

"YES I AM THE MANAGER OF FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING"

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6 years

Bucky: “Friends forever?” Captain America: “No.” Bucky drops his head, heartbroken. Captain America: “Friends for... INFINITY.” They embrace. AVENGERS: INFINITY credits roll.

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4 months

the other reindeer hearing "rudolph" for the first time

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5 years

whenever my cat walks into the room

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He’s here and he’s perfect!

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5 years

if in 2019 you're surprised that ted bundy was handsome and didn't seem like a serial killer, this is a reminder: THAT WAS HIS WHOLE THING. THAT'S LIKE, THE THING OF ALL PSYCHOPATHS. THAT'S WHY THEY'RE SO DANGEROUS. goddamn it, people WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS.

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5 years

here i am calmly involving myself in someone else's drama

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5 years

I know we're all having a whale of a time with year end lists but don't you dare fucking forget the greatest television moment of 2018

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7 years

"i really can't stay." "but baby, it's cold outside." "what the fuck did i just say."

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7 years

showing this photo to anyone who asks why i'm nervous to walk alone at night/go to bars/parties/exist in general

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5 years

WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SURPRISE OVER BUZZFEED'S JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY GODDAMN IT THEY'VE BEEN DOING REAL WORK FOR YEARS

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6 years

A reminder that if you're a predator and you're starting to get worried that your time is coming, you should be worried because it is:

Louis C.K.’s Movie Premiere Canceled in Advance of N.Y. Times Story

The 'I Love You, Daddy' screening was abruptly axed just hours before it was set to take place.

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4 years

IS HE NOW

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5 years

watching adam levine thirstily rip his shirt off onstage like

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SERENA WILLIAMS IS THE GREATEST ATHLETE OF OUR TIME AND WE SHOULD BE HONOURED TO LIVE IN HER ERA

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MAISIE WILLIAMS

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A #GameOfThrones star is reportedly the top choice to play James Bond

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5 years

the winklevoss twins look incredible now

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6 years

he ate the sydney opera house

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THIS is the diet @ChrisHemsworth used to get into superhero shape 💪🏻

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7 years

I've seen a lot of dudes apologizing on behalf of men over the last few days. You don't need to. You need to act when you see shit happen.

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4 years

important questions to ask your pet if you're working from home: - are you at work? - are we working together? - did you forget to wear your pants? - are we coworkers? - are you the employee of the month? - are you my supervisor? - who hired you?

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6 years

this wax museum fucking sucks

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These expressions.

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7 years

Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't callin, I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn--

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2 years

ultimately adam levine looks like a man whose favourite band is maroon five

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5 years

The reason people are heartbroken over Notre Dame is because it's heartbreaking. Loss is painful and deserves to be grieved. Also no one is too cool for tragedy or history, so dial your apathy and cynicism down, it's embarrassing.

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7 years

the sun:

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TEEN 1: Church is so boring. TEEN 2: It's so out of touch. THE YOUNG POPE approaches pulpit: "Some...BODY once told me--" TEENS: HOLY SHIT

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6 years

*puts lemon in water* holy shit, i am so sophisticated, so fancy, so cultured, so mature no one on this planet is as together as me

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6 years

Julia Roberts is meant to be 27 in My Best Friend's Wedding. Cameron Diaz is supposed to be TWENTY. But what's more fucked is that Julia Roberts is invited to said wedding FOUR DAYS before it begins. My Best Friend's Wedding is a horror movie.

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Carrie Fisher was always brilliantly and unabashedly herself, and did so with humour and unfuckwithability. We were so lucky to have her.

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last christmas i gave you my heart / but the very next day / you texted back "k"

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6 years

prince from the afterlife:

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5 years

me trying to irish goodbye only to find everyone smoking outside

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me being vulnerable

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4 years

the best part of waking up is baby yoda's cup

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5 years

ladies, if he: - never lets you see him - keeps a barrier between you - offers common sense disguised as sage advice - always wears a fishing hat - lives next to tim the tool man taylor he’s not your man. he’s wilson from home improvement.

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8 years

"Bear Story won?" Leonardo rises. "No," Iñárritu stops him. "Ours is called something different." #Oscars

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4 years

checking to see why adele's trending like

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5 years

I would like a Home Alone 2 prequel about the bird lady who responded to a break-up by abandoning her life and choosing to live in a park dressed like a Victorian caroller.

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5 years

Detective Pikachu will catch the Zodiac Killer.

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S U P E R B O We're far from the shallow now L

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6 years

here i am seconds after i’ve cut my own bangs

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6 years

this is the love story our generation deserves

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Liam Neeson says horse in new film knew him from another movie

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6 years

SHE'S RUNNING THE FUCKING MARATHON, DUDE. MEET HER AT THE FINISH LINE, YOU THIRSTY FREAK.

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SHE SAID YES: A woman who was running in Sunday’s New York City Marathon was at mile 16 when her longtime boyfriend hopped over the barrier and dropped to one knee. She ended the day with a medal around her neck and a ring on her finger.

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4 years

they look like babies who were turned into adults after drinking a potion

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Four Michigan men arrested for driving a horse and buggy while drunk

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5 years

this tweet goes out to everyone who knows that when they opened the fridge and saw this pitcher as a kid, they knew they were in for a delicious, sugary treat.

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THE STAGES OF WRITING - HELL YES gonna write the shit out of this shit!!!!!!!! - lolol writing sucks - i forgot how to write...? - WHAT! ARE! WORDS! - THIS! IS! BAD! - i should find work as a candlestick maker - FUCK IT, FUCK YOU, FINE - i am dating writing we are in love

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7 years

if kylie jenner's baby doesn't come out holding a new shade of lip kit i am fucking done with that family

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3 years

bart harley jarvis

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anne t donahue

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6 years

So in summary, do not: - Whip your dick out without consent - Jerk off in front of a person without their consent - Touch a person without their consent - Have sex with someone without their consent - Make sexually suggestive comments without consent 280 characters, what's up.

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me and my baggage