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I’m Jose Mourinho // frontend at Ernest • prev 👩🏻‍💻 @microsoft @mitacscanada

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@anishastwt
Anisha
23 days
It's taken me 23 years to understand that if there is a fractured relationship or dynamic with a parent, it wasn't ever my fault. There is nothing I can do to make it any better, they're who they are, with all their good, bad and ugly, only being human. (1/3)
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@anishastwt
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2 months
I’m her husband and I am proud of her.
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Her husband must be proud of seeing this💀
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@anishastwt
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2 years
Asked him what those fingers do & this guy said code
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2 years
My grandfather told me about Bradman, my father told me about Sachin , I will tell my kids about Virat
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5 months
wake up babe new episode of Silicon Valley just dropped
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2 years
Forgot to invest and spent my first stipend. Sorry Ankur Warikoo 😞
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@anishastwt
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4 years
I interact with people on twitter by liking their tweets
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@anishastwt
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2 years
Microsoft is hiring like crazyyyy💀💀💀
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4 years
Every time I touch my hair I loose hair
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1 year
long story short, i survived
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cummunism 🇵🇸 (well-dressed Marxist city kid)
1 year
how does one serve cunt in an academic way ... ?
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2 years
dudes get hurt by one girl at 16 and can never trust again
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2 years
I've attachment issues, maybe I'm a pdf file
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@anishastwt
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5 months
training till failure so I won’t feel like one😤
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@anishastwt
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3 years
do u have that one person with whom you can talk after a heavy ass day and your mood just lightens up and u feel so relaxed? me neither pass the bottle
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@anishastwt
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2 years
I told my mom I'm sad and she told me to study
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4 years
I have a joke on programming but it only works on my computer
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@anishastwt
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3 years
@narendramodi Please go back. We need someone educated 🙏
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2 years
I wish I could tell my 18 year old self who was crying in her room in 2019, that it's okay if i don’t land up in IIT. I know I’ll still do good.
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2 years
Section A students when puberty hit them
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@anishastwt
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3 years
I wanna thank my MacBook for keeping my room warm even in winters 🥰
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@anishastwt
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2 years
I studied in a girls only school so I had practically 0 experience with boys. A boy in my 9th std tuition once gave me a Bournville and went away. Had no idea it was chocolate day. I was like "Wow, what a cool boy" Parth, if you're reading this, I'm sorry for being a dumbass
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2 years
made a grown man kiss his camera on FaceTime
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2 years
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK Wordle 229 X/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛
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2 years
When you realise that Computer Science isn't just about looking cool and typing on a laptop in a coffee shop
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@anishastwt
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2 years
when your assignment is not complete so you submit an empty pdf with your roll number, and when the professor finds out you tell them that you uploaded the wrong file by mistake 😃😃😃
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@anishastwt
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2 years
Most people working in tech are absolutely privileged, realize it or not. My 50%, "work from anywhere" job pays more than my father’s fulltime salary even though he’s out there on borders fighting for this country
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1 year
My father just came in my room and told me to quit my tech internship and start preparing for government jobs
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23 days
Maybe, the best way to respect that dynamic is to just accept them, send them love in whichever way we can, whatever their boundary permits, it's not my fault, it's not my responsibility to fix it, for a person who is obsessed with problem solving, not being able to fix (2/3)
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1 year
I became a crorepati at age 21.🤯 I’m not the smartest person in the room. Nor am I the hardest working person. I did it by breaking the rules and traditions society told me to follow.
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work from home
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@anishastwt
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1 year
went on a trip and only took these pictures 👍
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@anishastwt
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4 months
It’s not their fault tbh. In my third year of engineering, i got a chance to intern at isro but i opted out because why would i work for free?
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🚨 Once we have gone to IIT to recruit engineers but the moment the salary structure was shown, 60% of candidates walked out. IITians are not willing to join ISRO. I would be happy to see more IITians join ISRO - Chairman S Somnath at IIT Bombay.
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2 years
if you’re not thinking of quitting, are you even in tech?
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@anishastwt
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23 days
feels like defeat, when it's just a quiet acceptance. Maybe, the love can be quiet, in gestures, in thoughts, in perspective, maybe it's not the loud expressive love which I see in others and maybe, it's okay. (3/3)
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@anishastwt
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3 months
another day another beef between idli sambar and chole bhature
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5 minutes can you go without speaking in hindi challenge for North Indians
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11 months
I’m 20 and I've never been on a date, never held someone's hand, never met anyone, never kissed someone, never had an intimate eye contact, never smoked, never drank. All I did in institute & hostel was balance my emotional and mental health.
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@anishastwt
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2 years
if united wins today i will quit coding
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@anishastwt
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4 months
Do not believe those who say that marks don’t matter. Marks matter, kids. Get a good score in 10th, 12th and clg if you are aiming for higher studies. Life is unfair. IIMs don’t care about your percentiles. They look for consistency throughout your academics.
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1 year
I need more friends who don’t do weed, vape or cigarettes, only drink alcohol occasionally and really live their best lives sober, I’m tired of people just being stoned or high most of the times, really don’t feel like talking to them
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2 years
simping stops today ab se sirf career par focus karungi
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5 months
CAT is trying so hard to become JEE now
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3 months
united win glow 😜😜😜
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@anishastwt
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2 years
computer science students be flexible their cgpa. chill down bro that’s literally the easiest branch in engineering
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5 months
Do not associate me with north indians or south indians. Both sucks. Both equally hate biharis and marginalized people. We are only here to work our ass off. Y’all can make fun of us we don’t really give a fuck. Go cry in chole bhature or idli sambhar.
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2 years
i hate everyone
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taking a break from my mental health to focus on him
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2 years
even the fish is wet but not me
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3 years
Everything went downhill after I joined Engineering College
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@anishastwt
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2 years
Today a year ago this guy slide into my DM’s Guess who needs a therapy now
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i must have done something right in life that i didn’t end up in bangalore after college
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2 years
they are not allowing students to sit for some on campus placement companies because they took a gap year after high school 💀
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4 years
When you're in college but everyone thinks you're in 8th standard 😭
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2 years
😭😭😭
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new fear unlocked successfully
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Lawde ka glory glory man utd
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men used to go to war. now they cry about diversity hiring
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3 years
How it started vs how it's going 😭
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2 years
Sex and gender are two different things. Gender is a category. Sex is what you're never going to have.
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1 year
wired earphones are way better than earbuds
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4 years
1 follower on GitHub >>>>> 1000 followers on Instagram
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@anishastwt
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2 months
Opening a momo shop soon at Janakpuri West metro station. Please support!
@cognition_labs
Cognition
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Today we're excited to introduce Devin, the first AI software engineer. Devin is the new state-of-the-art on the SWE-Bench coding benchmark, has successfully passed practical engineering interviews from leading AI companies, and has even completed real jobs on Upwork. Devin is…
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Got laid off from Twitter and I am looking for new opportunities in tech. I was responsible for not banning porn on twitter. Please do your thing!
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2 years
Hey everyone 👋 Wanted to reveal something from a long time. The year of 2021 was one of craziest years and it brought some good news too. I received my dream intership from Mitacs and now i am excited to share that i have also received an internship offer from Microsoft for '22
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Hey boy! Are you a header ? Because I want to include <you> in my life.
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2 years
where to find a 22 y/o guy with correct political views, who's an arsenal fan and emotionally available.
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1 year
slept early yesterday and woke up with the news of pele passing away, andrew tate going jail, rishabh pant’s accident wow
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Hi I came on twitter because I had no friends in real life so i thought that I will have a great time here on twitter. It's been more than 3 years since I came on twitter and I have realised that no one wants to interact with me. Now its time for me to deactivate this id.
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3 years
being ugly is so peaceful. nobody texts you, nobody falls in love with you, nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, you don't feel like posting your pictures, you can just be happy alone with zero expectations. I'm really lucky to be the one.
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2 years
Never gonna date anyone from Twitter again
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2 years
For real
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2 years
Got my stipend. It’s time to spend moneyyyyyyyyy
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There was a time when I believed that connections with others would come naturally. But as the days turned into months, and the months into years, I found myself adrift in a sea of missed opportunities and broken bonds. The inability to maintain relationships or forge lasting -
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2 years
Cute texts that my younger brother sends me 👍
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1 year
BRO WHAT????
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3 years
True shit that's why I hid my face
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Vibing to each other's spotify playlists is the best way of bonding with someone.
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boyfriend came home today for the first time to meet my family and suddenly I feel like an outsider. Why are they still b%tching about me??
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2 years
I GOT THE INTERNSHIP😭😭 I am happy to share that I have been accepted as a Research Intern at University of Windsor under MITACS Globalink Research Program funded by Gov. Of Canada. I'll be in Canada next summer :') (if covid allows🤧)
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A year ago, I did my first internship ✊🏾✨ MITACS batch 2021-2022
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2 years
need a boy whom i can teach offside rule
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3 months
if my boyfriend doesn't want to visit my village in bihar with me, I don't want him
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2 years
i want to be friends with women who’re also in tech 😩
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engineering gf 🤝 no bf
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me after deleting the production database
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2 months
You all were so impressed with her when she danced on chammak challo and now you all are throwing dirt on her. What is this duality? She’s so beautiful and a graceful dancer.
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I haven't achieved anything significant in my life so that my younger sibling can live pressure-free and wouldn't feel the need to outshine me 🥰🙏🏼
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2 years
anyone in pune who would like to adopt these two cuties?
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1 year
thoda aur padh liya hota to iss college se bach jati
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2 years
imagine supporting manchester united and rcb
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2 years
dude has lots of red flags enough to establish a communist state
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2 years
Love will have you doing some crazy shit like l just considered moving to Bangalore
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1 year
this is the current Silicon Valley season in real life where Gavin Belson is now the CEO of twitter
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1 year
last one month of college left. I can’t wait to get out of college and never go back again
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2 years
my pronouns is kilometres per second bcs i want to km/s
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2 years
taught my fellow mexican intern how to pronounce ch #tiya 🤣🤣🤣
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they gave us heatwave holiday because the temperature went 30 degrees lmaoooo
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2 years
It's so heartbreaking how I'm always the one who's afraid of losing people but not them
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