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@Meemikins
Meemi
9 months
I ate a mentos after i drank pepsi Nothing happened. 6th grade was a lie.
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@Meemikins
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4 months
5 minutes can you go without speaking in hindi challenge for North Indians
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@Meemikins
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8 months
It's so sad he didn't get the reference
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@Meemikins
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4 months
@OyeGay I'm not living in North India and this person knows that Did he bother asking me if it's okay to talk in Hindi? Also I was quite polite in asking why he assumed
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@Meemikins
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1 year
But you're the only person who can guess what a random curry is based on the image!?!?!!
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@Meemikins
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4 months
@Aasshhaaayyy We don't speak Hindi in our state, it's an optional second language that's taught in school so a lot aren't taught as well. I strongly believe the first step should be to ask not assume. I have no reason to be hurt I noticed a pattern and asked a question. I didn't stop him.
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@Meemikins
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4 months
@riddleswindle00 It is when you're inconsiderate to people who don't speak the language
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@Meemikins
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4 months
Told my guy best friend that I might text my ex on my birthday today and he sent me this and asked me to stfu ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘ @MyMuse_India saves the day ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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4 months
@ruderesh There is a world outside, that mainly considers English as a common language to communicate. You don't speak Hindi to a French person. I don't assume, I am tweeting this to people who may or may not understand. This person was texting me personally and he knew where I come from
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@Meemikins
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4 months
@IseeFuture4 Maybe when you learn ours
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@Meemikins
Meemi
4 months
A guide for male friends using bumble (female pov) 1. Group photos suck, I probably like your friend better than you 2. Dogs bikes scenic landscape? Boring and basic 3. The bio does matter 4. I won't take you seriously if you're wearing striped sliders 5. Gym pictures look sad
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@Meemikins
Meemi
1 month
I miss social distancing so much How does one just feel like putting their feet next to a random stranger man
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@Meemikins
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1 year
@izzikoltu Do you think google can tell me if it's mutton beef or chicken and if its kadai chicken chicken tikka chicken chettinad?
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@Meemikins
Meemi
1 year
@asknitingupta I wouldn't be comfortable disclosing as I still work there till the end of the month Maybe might just decide to watch the world burn afterwards but yes We keep it profesh ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ‘
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@Meemikins
Meemi
5 months
I am unassumingly very heavily tattooed
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@Meemikins
Meemi
10 months
My brother has a girlfriend and my mom found out today. The reaction was so different I'm not sure what to feel. When I was caught with my first school boyfriend I was hit, called a disgrace and blamed for wasting money. My brother just had his phone taken away and given snacks
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@Meemikins
Meemi
4 months
I think he really likes cars
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@Meemikins
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1 year
@dosakat Alleee He hasn't responded to my text about the content for something for over 4 hours
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@Meemikins
Meemi
4 months
@WishKanye43761 @Aasshhaaayyy Maybe you discriminating us because we are a minority might just be my problem Ever thought of that?
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@Meemikins
Meemi
4 years
Nobody: My Amma:
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@Meemikins
Meemi
1 year
Ya mwone amma vape pidichu
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@Meemikins
Meemi
4 months
@kookoopri Ennal sheri thaan angu vijaricho njnum ippo switch cheyth thodangam Feel inclusive?
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@Meemikins
Meemi
4 months
@secondlastdrink @OyeGay Why? Because I was upfront about it?
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@Meemikins
Meemi
1 month
Aadujeevitham romance scenes nalla over airnu
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@Meemikins
Meemi
1 year
A date that never ends. Involving me in mundane tasks you have to do. A conversation of substance. And to be looked at with desire that's like electricity at your fingertips. If it even grazes my hand I would feel it kind. Banter and sarcasm. Maybe some good tiramisu as well
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๐Ÿ’:๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ ๐”ฅ๐”ข๐”ž๐”ฒ๐”ต ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year
how do yโ€™all like to be courted?
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@Meemikins
Meemi
3 years
Ever since i quit instagram I've just been so happy that i dont have to listen to that jeffery bezos song anymore This is joy.
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@Meemikins
Meemi
10 months
Thing is. I've begun teaching And there's this beautiful malayali boy with a Hokusai wave neck tattoo. It's taking a lot of self control to not ask him for his socials.
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@Meemikins
Meemi
1 year
Arike has to be the most useless dating app I have ever used
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@Meemikins
Meemi
1 month
1. Men who think stealthing is ok 2. People who say sup 3. People from Trivandrum 4. Unwashed hands 5. Lawyers
@dailystar
Daily Star
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Five things that should NEVER go near your vagina
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@Meemikins
Meemi
11 months
It was quite funny day before yesterday my mom walked in on me crying as I unpacked the last of the stuff I had in the house I lived in with my ex. The object in question was an illustration i made of a lawyer duck on his birthday on a tote bag.
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@Meemikins
Meemi
11 months
Its fucking 5 am
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@Meemikins
Meemi
1 year
Arike Rizz
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@Meemikins
Meemi
7 months
Hair ulla kaalam has never come back for me
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@thaan_aarua
an(d)iii ๐Ÿ‰
7 months
Enna njnm- Hair ulla kaalam
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@Meemikins
Meemi
1 year
@oopc92 Hi yes hellu It got a tad too overwhelming Because it legit came on Hindustan times and shit with my name in vendekkya aksharam Died inside Heres the behance idek why i deleted that in panic
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@Meemikins
Meemi
4 years
Ig my biggest flex to date is that I've always told every person i had a crush on/ loved that i love them Y'all bunch of pussies.
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@Meemikins
Meemi
7 months
Back in my day we used to download mp3 songs from pirated sites and carry them on USBs If Spotify keeps up with this shit ..
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@Meemikins
Meemi
6 months
Girlie just got a marriage proposal from a rich fam
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@Meemikins
Meemi
1 month
Kochi lle dating scene valare mid
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@Meemikins
Meemi
1 year
Wow I have secured a sugar daddy
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@Meemikins
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1 year
Just like that on a random Tuesday I am unemployed
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@Meemikins
Meemi
7 months
I haven't had ithrem investment in any painting before lolz
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@Meemikins
Meemi
6 months
Men as boys only have 3 hyperfixations Dinosaurs, Space, Hot Wheels and either Lions or Tigers Men as grown men have Trains, Ships, World War and F1
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@Meemikins
Meemi
11 months
I fucking love my new job Pays me less than a daily wage labourer but its SO COOL
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@Meemikins
Meemi
11 months
I kind of feel like I'm unfuckable because of my hair
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@Meemikins
Meemi
5 months
Life was a lot simpler when people called kissing lip-lock
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4 months
@Yakoyapi Do you think Kerala exists outside India? Are you slow?
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@Meemikins
Meemi
5 months
There is a person in Bangalore ordering biryani at 10:30 am And that person is me ๐ŸŒ
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@Meemikins
Meemi
10 months
Y'all pray for me I met another lawyer from christ in kochi who graduated in 2019 and we really are hitting it off
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@Meemikins
Meemi
7 months
On account of NNN I'm removing the men from my close friends ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ‘โœจ๐ŸŒ
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@Meemikins
Meemi
1 year
I am the entire band
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Meemi
1 year
I think I accidentally saw tickle p*rn
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@Meemikins
Meemi
11 months
We have a very terrible relationship my mother and me. But in rare moments we are kind to each other in some ways. It was funny I laughed. Thank you for listening to my tedtalk
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@Meemikins
Meemi
5 months
2024 is the year I will - 1. Do out of country solo trip 2. Get black out drunk 3. Attend my 2nd concert 4. Watch live stand up comedy 5. Kiss in the rain (reused from 2017) 6. Wear my revenge dress 7. Do one MEGA creative project 8. Act in something 9. Write a smut book
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@Meemikins
Meemi
1 month
Girl dinner.
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@invis4yo
Invis๐Ÿงœโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 month
Girl dinner
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@Meemikins
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4 months
Life has been so unbearably exhausting these days
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@Meemikins
Meemi
11 months
I'm getting stressed about travelling for my own vacation that I booked to relax
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@Meemikins
Meemi
4 months
I am at an age where I have a little notebook to write down passwords and pins so that I don't forget
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@Meemikins
Meemi
1 year
Man I write so beautifully about this guy and he can't even text back?
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Meemi
1 year
I miss giving head all of a sudden
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@Meemikins
Meemi
6 months
Can't believe I have to gaslight and manipulate another man into marrying me or I won't get someone nice ๐Ÿ™‚
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@Meemikins
Meemi
7 months
Thank you government for turning my phone into the loudest vibrator I have ever owned ๐Ÿ™
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@Meemikins
Meemi
1 year
Endh myru irony aa idh Imagine being engaged and then dumped and then having to work on weddings
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@Meemikins
Meemi
11 months
I have been bleeding for exactly a decade now. Today I reached back from almost 3 weeks of traveling and I got my period on the bus MY MOTHER .. BOUGHT ME .. A COOKIE!!!!?! A FUCKING COOKIE I cried. It was so nice of her. I think I love her
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@Meemikins
Meemi
4 months
I like this man unnecessarily. Like it's been days since we've talked (barely) but all I can think of is kissing him
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@Meemikins
Meemi
25 days
Okay but can Nazriya throw hands or nah?
@Levioswaahaaa
Gautham
26 days
Insane drip
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8 months
Woke up today with the news that I am officially on matrimony sites and we got two profiles
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Meemi
4 months
@CrimsonScalpel It actually creates a difficult working environment for people who are unable to understand or keep up with the language. Bad communication leads to bad work and it's likely that the blame falls on the reciever
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Meemi
6 months
I purposely pin a low reach tweet to know how many people check out my profile
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Meemi
7 months
None. Zero. Absolutely none of my family members have figured out I have a face tattoo
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Meemi
6 months
The guy I used to obsessively tweet about no longer replies Donno what to feel
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@Meemikins
Meemi
2 years
I learnt that we live in a capitalistic world once i started playing club penguin when i was 7
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@Meemikins
Meemi
9 months
Girl packing is 7 underwears for a 3 day trip
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@Meemikins
Meemi
1 year
If anyone saw a deranged man taking pictures of the ac while there's an actual art gallery in front of him, it was him officer
@natthholi
nattholi
1 year
Finished the @KochiBiennale AC temperature bingo today
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@Meemikins
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9 months
I booked Air Asia when my entire family booked Akasa Look who's laughing now
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Meemi
4 months
@riddleswindle00 My bro despite putting up this tweet and proclaiming to the world that I don't want people to speak in Hindi to me, people reply in hindi in the comments So tell me whats the point of stating it?
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1 year
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2 months
The person. The daylist.
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@coldkappishake
raheL
2 months
The Person The Daylist.
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Meemi
1 year
Yeah i looked at the traffic police and said ayyo police.
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Meemi
4 years
There is a bowl. In my room. Unwashed. Which mum hasnt noticed. For three weeks now. Flex or no flex?
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Meemi
1 year
The malayali urge to exhale loudly after a shower
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2 months
@dushybag @thesakshishukla The bunny should be from Hamely's
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Meemi
6 months
Maybe the reason people called me Revathy from kilukkam is not because i was crazy but because i go from 0-100 in 4 seconds
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Meemi
3 years
I just want powerful men between my thighs โœ‹
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Meemi
6 months
Leaving the house forgetting to wear perfume is the worst heartbreak. Fight me.
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Meemi
9 months
Ever since lets say February I have become this empty being with absolutely nothing inside I've always been a trusting, rainbows person who loved like it was what I was meant to do Everything that I thought I was has been shattered. So it's been this numb little feeling
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Meemi
6 months
I got these pants from zudiom They make my ass look so good. Once my salary hits my empty bank acc im buying these in every colour
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Meemi
11 months
Fuck. Theres this lady talking non stop to me and then randomly asking me for 1000 bucks
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Meemi
4 months
I scatter around funny comments under random reels so that my friends find it someday
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Meemi
11 months
She said thats stupid. (Classic) whats the use of crying over this boy (again we are bought up like emotional Spartans weakness is death) then.. uncharacteristically she says idiot. No use crying over a dumb boy like him. He was an idiot.
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@Meemikins
Meemi
4 months
More unsolicited advice 6. Upside down and heavily filtered pictures are confusing 7. Please for the love of god wearing sunglasses pix, only 1 needed 8. Keep the emojis on your bio to max 2 9. Shirtless pictures? Iffy. Like why are you naked? R u salman khan 10. Red eye pix. No.
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Meemi
6 months
Train pidikyan pona pole im 45 mins early for the movie
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Meemi
1 year
I actually have a very mid looking ass idk what y'all are on about
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Meemi
5 months
Reunited with my true love
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Meemi
6 months
The closest i get to playing god is when I give people around me โœจ Employment โœจ HR ing my way thru lyf
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Meemi
4 months
Guys it took a while but my college people have finally reached that stage in life where they're trying to book a trip to Goa ๐Ÿ”ฅ Group chat and all So proud ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ™
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Meemi
11 months
Now my mother is a very hardened person so immediately im pretending to comb my hair because we don't do that crying shit in my house. Then she asked are you crying? I debated lying but then said yes and pointed at the bag. To show what a hardened woman she is
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Meemi
1 year
This might actually slap
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@AmblinVarghese
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Meemi
1 year
I'm so bored I might just open LinkedIn
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Meemi
7 months
Once I get a funny guy it's over for y'all
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Meemi
1 year
I am SUCH a benevolent lover I make things for my men
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