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“Drop the ‘erberg’. It’s cleaner”

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2 years

my money don’t jiggle jiggle, it’s gone

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10 months

Watching Barbie and Oppenheimer the way god intended

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1 year

my brother in tech these are called trains

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2 years

steve jobs was only 21 when he founded apple. bill gates was only 20 when he started microsoft. mark zuckerberg was only 19 when he created facebook. it’s too late. you need to give up

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4 months

when guys become dads they’re sorted into one of these four houses like in harry potter

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10 months

“I hope you all enjoyed the fireworks! Looking forward to seeing more fire work in Q3”

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3 months

do NOT buy a bidet from temu

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3 months

imagine washing dishes with this view

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Microsoft Teams, Word, Excel, and more are coming to Apple’s Vision Pro at launch

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5 months

bro i hate denver

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19 days

never underestimate the power of memes

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4 months

"I hope everyone enjoyed the ball drop! Let's try not to drop the ball on anything in Q1!"

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“Don’t let the earthquake distract you from hitting the ground running in Q2!”

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9 months

Debriefing in the gc after a Hinge date

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11 months

imagine seeing this in VR

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10 months

combining multiple trader joe’s frozen foods to create a meal

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1 year

Introducing Forbes 30 Under Arrest

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2 years

tech workers choosing a hobby

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2 years

joining a startup as a new grad

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8 months

why, as a 24-year old, are you passionate about private equity

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3 years

A burnt out engineer call that STEM brulée

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gifted child to average tech worker pipeline

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2 years

Apple reportedly aims to debut a fully self-driving car in 2025

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6 months

Ex-Twitch CEO running OpenAI??? What’s he gonna do, ask the chat??

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2 years

working in tech

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2 years

I accidentally said “time” instead of “bandwidth” during standup and the PM took me into the break room and shot me in the leg

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2 years

bro your succulent died after 2 weeks why did you start a company

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This is reportedly what Meta's upcoming Twitter competitor looks like

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1 year

oh you work in crypto? name 5 countries without extradition treaties with the US

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29 days

wow

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2 years

men after having more than one conversation with each other

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3 years

the metaverse looks beautiful today

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2 years

working at a startup when you’re non-technical

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2 months

Can’t wait for Microsoft to buy TikTok and rename it BingBong

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1 year

BREAKING: San Francisco Walgreens stores adopt freemium model, require shoplifters to listen to ads

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3 years

They’re called PMs because they always message you in the evening

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1 year

@0xgaut “One more thing….you’re fired”

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8 months

Caesar built the entire Roman Empire without Jira

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4 months

The SEC rn

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4 years

Earnings before interest, therapy, depression, and anxiety (EBITDA)

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4 months

“We're looking for a scrappy, dirty, FILTHY, little marketer to join our rockstar team”

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6 months

“Don’t let the OpenAI drama distract you from OpenEnrollment!”

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3 years

ladies and gentlemen, the long weekend

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2 years

asked my pm to “take this offline” and they took me outside and beat me over the head with a macbook

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2 years

notion is cool bc it’s like a pm said “what if google docs had hard mode?”

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2 years

If your startup doesn’t have vowels in its name I don’t care what your product is just DM me and I’ll invest $50k

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3 years

People talk shit about the Midwest but this is what $900 a month gets you in Kansas City.

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1 year

PM: “Hey, do you have the bandwidth to–“ Me:

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3 years

say it back

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2 years

guys be 5’6” talkin about “short this” my brother in finance they shorted YOU

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3 years

The Bachelorette but it’s 30 tech dudes trying to secure a FAANG internship

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5 months

@drewmonson7 SSRFries

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8 months

me on my way to standup knowing that i'm the blocker

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2 years

i’m sorry but what the fuck is a deliverable

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2 years

they call me a ux/ui designer bc pretty soon instead of u and your x it’ll be u and i

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2 years

mom can you pick me up i’m at the intersection of business and technology

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20 days

“you’re the only girl i’m talking to”

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2 years

how can i make figma being acquired about me

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2 years

the pitchdeck the product

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2 years

being non-technical at a crypto startup

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3 years

when his startup has shipped more hoodies than features 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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2 years

oh you work at a startup? name 5 flavors of lacroix

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7 months

coffee: brewed zyns: in drake album: on shareholder value: created we are: so back

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4 months

“when one door closes another one opens” the one that opens:

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2 months

oh shit oh fuck

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2 years

guys be 5'6" taIkin bout “my life a movie” yea The Big Short

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3 years

When you’re a VC at Sequoia or YC and haven’t told anyone you funded Airbnb and DoorDash in 8 minutes

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2 years

nice mba bro they hired me bc i’m goofy

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3 years

i am a: ⚪️ woman ⚪️ man 🔘 guy who can handle the business side seeking a: ⚪️ woman ⚪️ man 🔘 technical co-founder

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4 years

Taylor Swift as VC firms (thread)

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3 years

Just got my stimulus check

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3 years

Waterloo? More like Whatareyou doing with 10 internships at age 20???

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7 months

cool salary bro—when’s the last time you felt a childlike sense of wonder?

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1 year

spotify product managers are you ok?

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3 years

Working in tech is just hitting the 👍 react until you die

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2 years

i cannot believe this app is free

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2 years

some personal news: after 3 months working in web3, i am now pivoting to oil

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3 years

Gen Z couples are gonna have kids and refer to them as drops

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2 years

BREAKING: Paul Graham slaps Marc Andreesen at YC demo day, says “Keep my 9 yo’s name out of your mouth”

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2 years

williamsburg is cool bc every woman is literally a goddess and every guy looks like he’s been trapped inside of a juul pod for 5 years

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2 years

now THAT’S what i call a block chain

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@blacksnakemo the great equalizer

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1 year

wish i was an API so she'd finally call me

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2 years

guy who works for a non-profit (15-min grocery delivery startup)

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2 years

amazon spiderman 🤝 web services

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2 years

the 3 in web3 is the number of times you’ve had to move back into your parents’ house

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@alittlebitofhey i lost hearing in one ear

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3 years

Guy who refers to dates as 1:1s

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FAANG PMs trying to get promoted

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Firefighter accused of creating fires he helped put out

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3 years

If Professor Galloway passed on your startup I don’t care what your product is just DM me and I’ll invest $50k

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i don’t have a soundcloud so go ahead and just hit that follow button

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4 years

Guys really have a venture-backed startup but no bed frame

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VCs really be saying “it’s not a good fit at this time” while wearing a Patagonia vest and Allbirds. Like, that’s not a good fit either!!!

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Mike Rundle

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Me: Bearded Zuck you have to stop. Your smoked meat's too tough. Your swag too different. Your open source LLM is too bad. they'll kill you Bearded Zuck:

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Huge day for people on Hinge

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‘The Office’ is reportedly getting rebooted

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I’m convinced no one has ever finished an online course

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YC companies selling to each other

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PSA: you can charge an iPhone from another iPhone

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POV: you’re Paul Graham’s kid and you just realized your dad has been tweeting about you for clout

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“Dad, what was it like getting $5 Ubers and cheap Airbnbs?”

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2 years

Some professional news: today is my last day @RobinhoodApp . Next week I’ll be joining @Uniswap as a content designer to continue making the world of crypto more accessible!

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