Andy Khouri @andykhouri Twitter profile

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Andy Khouri

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6 years

Conversation with female friends about dating. I said I liked dating, even bad dates, because dating can be a kind of adventure. Worst case, you learn something about yourself. Female friend said something like, "No, worst case is I'm raped and killed." That's when I got it.

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Last night I saw one of the craziest damn things I’ve ever seen in all my days. This guy rides solo up into the arcade, walks up to TIME CRISIS II, and plays the game start to finish on one coin — using both guns. That means he’s players 1 and 2 at the same time.

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I hate this. I hate this like I haven’t hated anything for years. I hate this like I was born to hate this.

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Was just reminded of one of the best and darkest lines ever.

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3 years

Wow it sure gets dark early these days huh?

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5 years

Brilliant.

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What people actually mean when they say they want “non-political” comics like when they were kids is that they’re devastated to have woken up one day as an adult, read a comic book, and realized they’d grown up to become the kind of person their childhood hero punches in the face

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6 years

For the people trying to poke holes in this, you can’t. Dating is more dangerous for women than men. Living is more dangerous for women than men. Outliers are just that. The answer to sexual violence isn’t for women to do X or Y. It’s for men to stop committing sexual violence.

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7 years

There’s gonna be a subreddit for dudes friendzoned by the robots.

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@dailystar

7 years

Sex robots will orgasm more for ‘nice men’ and have moral code

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4 years

This is FANTASTIC. Arnold talks directly to white supremicists. “Your heroes are losers. I knew the original nazis. Growing up I was surrounded by broken men. The ghosts you idolize spent the rest of their lives living in shame, and right now they are resting in Hell.”

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4 years

He made it a fully physical performance, taking the time to mime in-character action like holster, draw, and reload his gun during the course of the game. It was...beautiful. As my fellow witness @alex_antone remarked, it was like watching Mozart.

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5 years

I’ve wasted my life.

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4 years

Notice how he looks at one screen while actually shooting at the other. He’s signaling to the observer that he knows what’s going to happen; that he’s lived through this crisis of time again and again in a relentless pursuit of what I can only describe as pure enlightenment.

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6 years

Urban Dictionary is amazing.

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5 years

ENHANCE: Carrie Fisher has top billing.

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5 years

Check out the new poster for @StarWars : #TheRiseOfSkywalker . In theaters December 20. Get your tickets now:

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3 years

@Joe_Quinones I can’t decide what’s worse; literally erasing the credit or erasing it so badly

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4 years

This is a common mistake, but that’s actually a picture of his face.

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@PageSix

4 years

Harvey Weinstein's deformed penis explained

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4 years

This illustrator asked Aaron Carter to stop using his work without permission or payment and Carter told him to get fucked. Any IP attorneys out there want to spank this twerp? Contact the artist below.

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4 years

This is his reply. I am lost for words.

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@BRGaming You can hit the retweet button like everybody else, but you do not have my permission to post it as your own content.

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1 year

Martin Scorsese has met with the Pope and announced that he will make a film about Jesus. (Source: )

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5 years

I love everything about this opening title but nothing more than the fact that it doesn’t even have a title. They knew this thing was so money they were like FUCK THE TITLE IT’S BATMAN THEY WILL GET IT

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Andy Khouri

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7 years

This war over which superhero actor named Chris is the best? You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

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4 years

Meanwhile, I got the high score on a very low scoring game of Tetris.

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4 years

Pedantic gamers in my mentions gleefully pointing out that I should have more accurately said one coin for each gun.

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6 years

Reminder: Starscream is the best name of any fictional character ever.

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Andy Khouri

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3 years

Pivot to Video was a scam perpetrated by Facebook, who produced false data to persuade publishers that users engaged with video at astronomically higher rates than text/graphics. Thousands of people were fired and millions of dollars was spent on video content nobody wanted.

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Truly don't understand "pivot to video." When I get excited to read a piece and find out it's a video that I have to watch for several minutes in real time, I click away. I almost never spend more time on a page where there's a video as opposed to something I can quickly read.

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4 years

Apropos of nothing: when Lex Luthor finds himself in The Flash's body, a classic scene from Justice League Unlimited.

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5 years

You're welcome.

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Andy Khouri

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4 years

Heath Ledger won an academy award for playing the Joker.

Variety

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4 years

#Oscars : Will #Joker finally kill Hollywood's awards bias against comic-book movies?

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5 years

No disrespect to Conan but this is absurd. Podcasts are a grassroots phenomenon. That Hollywood and larger media are participating now is a consequence of the revolution that new talent created.

Variety

@Variety

5 years

COVER STORY: How Conan O'Brien and other top hosts are driving the podcast revolution

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3 years

My final project as a DC staffer, BATMAN '89. A continuation of the cinematic vision of Batman from the Tim Burton films. An all-new adventure written by SAM HAMM, screenwriter of the original films, and drawn by master storyteller JOE QUINONES. Edited by Andrew Marino and me.

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3 years

Alec Baldwin named two of his four sons Leonardo and Raphael but didn’t go the distance.

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6 years

And just like that, Karl Kerschl created one of single best Flash images in the character's history.

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4 years

One of the most ~AMERICANA~ things I’ve ever seen; Americans cheering for their civil servants, and vice versa, in this moment of anti-fascism.

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Andy Khouri

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5 years

Possibly controversial: Hot Fuzz is funnier than Shaun of the Dead. It’s 3:30 in the morning and I’m laughing in the dark just thinking about moments from Hot Fuzz.

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Andy Khouri

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6 years

True Detective Season 4.

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10 years

Content producers and media sites unsure of how to engage with #GamerGate , here is a useful model by @comicsalliance http://t.co/d7AmPrHUf4

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3 years

How to know you stepped in shit.

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4 years

WHOA.

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8 years

This is probably the third or fourth funniest joke of all time.

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3 years

Ed Brubaker gets more residuals from his WINTER SOLDIER cameo than from creating the character

Ed Brubaker gets more residuals from his WINTER SOLDIER cameo than from creating the character

Former Captain America writer and Winter Solider co-creator Ed Brubaker reveals greater details about his frustration with Marvel.

www.comicsbeat.com

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4 years

This man died after launching himself fewer than 500 feet in the air in a hideously misguided attempt to prove the earth is flat. It’s likely one of the most tragically stupid things that’s ever been filmed, and a breathtaking example of how dangerously ignorant Americans can be.

CNN Breaking News

@cnnbrk

4 years

Science Channel star "Mad Mike" Hughes died Saturday during an attempt to launch his homemade rocket

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3 years

BREAKING: JK Simmons will reprise his role as J. Jonah Jameson from Sony’s Spider-Man trilogy in the new Spider-Man film, appearing alongside himself as J. Jonah Jameson from Marvel’s Spider-Man trilogy.

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3 years

It’s nearly impossible to overstate how badly AT&T fucked up. Tens of thousands of people with combined centuries of experience building some of the most — and in the case of HBO, the most — successful enterprises of their kind, dismissed or otherwise driven out. For nothing.

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1 year

Apparently the term “bottle episode” is the latest to be completely rewritten by the internet. What it actually means is an inexpensive episode using existing sets etc. The easiest examples come from Star Trek; when the whole episode takes place on the ship, that’s a bottle show.

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5 years

This is an all-time poster, it has to be said.

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5 years

On this day in 1999, #ThePhantomMenace debuted in cinemas across the galaxy. (Star Wars: Episode I teaser poster artwork by Ellen Lee.)

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8 years

Trump is accusing HRC of defending the accused rapist of a 12 year old when she was a lawyer. Trump is accused of raping a 13 year old.

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4 years

First time the Batman makeup is acknowledged on screen, rather than treated as an illusion. Speaks to the hand-made vibe the film seems to be going for. Also, somewhere in 1996, goth teenage me just felt someone walk over his grave...

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7 years

WE KNOW.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

11 years

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

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5 years

‘90s Alt Rock Cafeteria. I did this from memory and probably spelled some things wrong and forgot people. Whose table did you sit at?

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3 years

Cast Oscar Isaac and Pedro Pascal as Mario and Luigi YOU COWARDS

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6 years

@princedecre Dude shut the fuck up and just listen to the women in the thread.

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3 years

AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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4 years

Not sure who said this but it’s a bad take and betrays a misunderstanding of how “giant corporations” work. No one is getting “covered” if a book doesn’t sell. If comics aren’t profitable, they’re cancelled. People get laid off. Piracy hurts everyone at every level and size.

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5 years

Go fuck yourself.

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JUST IN: Zuckerberg defends allowing misinformation in campaign ads: It’s “something we have to live with"

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4 years

Repeat: 12% of *everyone* who was in a nursing home in the state of New Jersey is now DEAD.

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4 years

This is stunning. In New Jersey, 12 percent of nursing home residents died of Covid.

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6 years

One of the greatest comics sequences of all time.

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5 years

You know, even if you think the remake wasn't great, it's important to recognize it was enveloped in one of the nastiest, most hateful and misogynistic trolling campaigns of all time. Comments like those quoted below give satisfaction to those jerkoffs. Boo.

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Belzer died in the south of France, in a home he bought with the money he got suing Hulk Hogan for this. Legend.

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RIP comedian & actor Richard Belzer In 1984, Hulk Hogan choked out Richard Belzer on live TV to prove wrestling isn't fake Belzer was seriously injured in the stunt, and sued Hulk for damages which he won

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1 year

This is the entropic force destroying everything in America.

Stream More on Max (Perry)

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1 year

From the @nytimes today. THIS right here is the crux of the issue: We have a consistently profitable business, but that doesn't matter anymore because we've sacrificed everything at the alter of 'exponential growth.' It's a false idol. It's insanity. #wgastrong

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@merrittk Oh yeah. There’s loads of Law & Orders where they identify decomposed corpses by the implant serial numbers.

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3 years

DC readers: what you’re seeing this week is the first round of DC Universe stories unleashed by an editorial staff freed from the constraints of the recent past. The visions of tremendously talented and truly passionate DC storytellers are on display in these Future State books.

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4 years

Jason Todd is better as a villain that a tortured hunky sad boy

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When I hear there are still serious 'Marvel vs DC' people out there, I'm reminded of those poor Japanese soldiers they found hiding underground who thought WWII was still happening years after it ended.

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I’m starting to block people who make this joke because it’s so tired. It’s like the “We were promised flying cars lol” of its day.

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4 years

All the blogs and influencers will look up and shout "SAVE US!" And I'll look down and whisper "No."

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4 years

Wesley was clearly setup to be Picard’s bastard but they chickened out.

Jimmy

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Please quote tweet this with your most controversial Star Trek universe opinion, I love controversial Star Trek opinions.

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René Auberjonois is legendary in my life. His performance as Odo in DS9 is a joy. I’ll be watching him again and again for the rest of my life. RIP.

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Seattle cops have used so much tear gas on innocent people that they've literally run out.

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To be clear, we have people listening to scanners, and there was indication that they ran out of tear gas.

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Jor-El and Lara didn’t lose their baby, nor did they abandon him. With explicit purpose, they *sent* him to America. Clark Kent’s not just an immigrant, he’s a refugee.

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@RachelLeishman Clark Kent was a Foundling.

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I confess that I do not understand the “watch people playing video games” economy.

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5 years

Don't tell anyone I showed this to you.

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Piers Morgan is a guy who gets a drink thrown in his face in in front of everybody and says "I was thirsty so the joke's on you."

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Yasmine is one of the best cover artists at DC right now. Always love seeing her new work around the office.

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7 years

Holy shit. Ridley Scott is gonna reshoot Kevin Spacey scenes with Christopher Plummer just weeks before his movie comes out. That is fucking amazing.

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Ridley Scott made the decision unilaterally and only notified Sony of his decision late Wednesday afternoon

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5 years

Literally an animated movie.

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#TheLionKing is now Disney's biggest live action movie ever after amassing $1.3 billion globally

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2 years

I recognize only one Elvis biopic.

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4 years

HAHAHAHA Fox accidentally booked a guy who just explained why everything they’re pushing is complete bullshit and this poor host is like FUCK

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This... All of this

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As an editor I’m completely in favor of comic book artists doing their work on live streaming platforms. Drawing is lonely and distractions can be many. If having an audience who asks questions and cheers you on helps get the work done and keep you sane, fucking do it.

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This is such a high order of malice that I can’t help but respect it.

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7 years

True.

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4 years

There's a sight for sore eyes. Nightwing #75 in October.

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6 years

Behold.

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11 months

It’s fucking wild that Rick Astley has been this incredible talent lying dormant for decades because society was just not ready for him.

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Rick Astley on drum duty covering AC/DC #Glastonbury

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1 year

Honestly think about this all the time.

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2 years

@kibblesmith This is something my colleagues and I discuss more and more. It feels like there's a real schism in what audience want. Some want a story, some want a list of best practices.

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3 years

I too agree that CON AIR is an art film.

Phase Zero - MCU

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John Malkovich turned down the role of Green Goblin in the original #SpiderMan movies. "If I'd have loved it, obviously I would have done it, but those sort of films aren't art films, they're business propositions." (via @empiremagazine ) #QuarantineWatchParty

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If you’ve ever found yourself asking “What happened to my favorite website, it used to be so good?” the below is an extremely likely answer. I certainly dealt with this when I was in the business, and I’m willing to bet sites like The Dissolve and Grantland were touched by this.

Chris Conroy

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If you missed it: today it was confirmed that Facebook massively & knowingly inflated its video-view statistics, which had the DIRECT consequence of 90% of media orgs firing writers in favor of expensive video producers, who also got fired when it turned out video was worthless

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I'm a pretty good comic book editor. My educational background: art school dropout, no degree. I know editors who studied acting, math, theology. To say there's a degree someone needs to be a good comics editor is like saying there's a degree they need to be a good comics creator

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2 years

Name a more iconic quartet. I’ll wait.

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7 years

Thread: some pro-tips for writers and artists on cold-calling comic book editors.

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4 years

For the youngs following me, this here was the only place in America you could legally buy anime.

Current account @LoveRetroBTW

@ProducerBTW

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Remember this spot?

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I’ve edited more Suicide Squad comics than anyone in DC history. These are the rules I developed: -It sucks being in the Suicide Squad. -Captain Boomerang should be as stereotypically, cartoonishly Australian as possible. Get those down and everything else falls into place.

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This is why Obama doesn't say the west is "at war with Islam." ISIS is at war with Islam.

Bombing Kills More Than 140 in Baghdad (Published 2016)

The Islamic State claimed responsibility for the attack in a middle-class neighborhood, the deadliest assault in years in the Iraqi capital.

www.nytimes.com

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