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Yo dawg, I herd u like to GRIND, so I put some MOAR GRINDING IN UR GRINDER: http://t.co/QwWKA7zb ...

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Speling of the day: githug. <3 <3 <3, xoxo, et cetera.

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TNT, RDX, XML. LSD, GHB, PHP.

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Inflasjon: For fire år sidan kosta FAST 1,2 GUSD. No om dagen får ein knapt eit Instagram for dei pengane.

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@AdrianChen I'm probably not the droid you're looking for.

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@RobinWigg Their SYMFONISK collab with Sonos was a success, next up is STÖNKS with Bloomberg.

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Drep 68 304 416 dyr i året for å få mat på bordet, og ingen leer eit augelokk. Men skyt 47 ulv, og folk går av skaftet! [2015-tal, SSB]

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http://bit.ly/cw0DyE - kuler av 67% mekanisk utbeina kjøtt. AKA Prior-dangelbær?

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Bieber-konsert på lekter utanfor Operaen? Da er det berre for lemenflokken å hoppe på fjorden!

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@kate_leigh9 Unbelievable because it's wrong. =) See http://t.co/5vu7JGM for a more accurate English-language description of law.

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OK, så med "blindsone" meiner eigentleg storbilsjåførane "bak kaffetraktaren". http://t.co/sSr6Y9YS

Frykter alvorlige ulykker

Vegvesenet frykter alvorlige ulykker på grunn av vogntogsjåførenes «pynting» i hytta.

www.nrk.no

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@KnutHellan And then, as a bonus, you go from having a problem to having a serious problem!

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Godt vi har Per Sandberg til å minne oss på kva politikarar gjer når sakkyndige ikkje konkluderer som det passar politikarane.

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WTF is my twitter account suddenly following random accounts I've never heard about?

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LinkedIn is dying. Too bad it's taking so long.

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Han over kunne godt vore han under for min del.

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@CiViX Varnish? Sleng innom #varnish på http://t.co/RFNYxJqI så skal du få hjelp. Eller PM om du ikkje trivst på IRC. =)

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Red Alert's Soviet Tesla Coil: Myth confirmed. http://t.co/3goHxkpn

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In triply redundant geographically distributed storage with SHA-512 checksums and regular scrubbing we trust.

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Sidan 2003 har ein politimann og to bussjåførar vorte drepne av væpna personar. Allmen bevæpning av bussjåførar neste?

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It's always fascinating to watch a shark jump unfold in real time. Now: Twitter & API restrictions of a control freak

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#googleplus - so, eh, it's like facebook, except without the friends. woot.

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My data store is occasionally-consistent, with fail-often failure semantics.

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- great inside look at a failed startup story: http://t.co/cjASMLtRQW

Out of the picture: why the world's best photo startup is going out of business

Everpix was great. This is how it died.

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twitter me harder.

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@jodal Baby steps in 2012, eh? Yeah, sure. But don't worry too much about py, js and c. =)

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80 years ago the UK lacked for basic necessities because of the Blitz. These days it's because of the Brits.

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Bullshit, NAF!

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What broke Trump: ❌ Lost the popular vote ❌ Lost the electoral college ❌ Lost tens of lawsuits ❌ His people became the bad guys ✅ A day without Twitter

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"Har ikkje meir moro enn ein lagar sjølv!" -Anonym NOKAS-vektar

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Baby: A special child process with two parent processes, realtime priority and unrestricted sudo privileges on its parents.

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12 years

Kraftavtalene får stadig spenstigare namn. Skifta nettopp til GE Kvitfjell World Cup Spot... Super SS Rally GT Fastback Hardtop Sprint!

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Nark på #stortinget - kanskje politiet burde gjere som på skulane i Oslo: Ta ei runde med narkohund mens alle må sitte på plassen sin?

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@apenwarr This guy CEOs.

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14 years

@magnemahre Skulle ønske det var fleire dyslektikere i det landet som prøvde seg på "to keep and arm bears".

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Gotta admit I don't mind the drastic reduction in promoted tweets here. Elon Musk just invented an adblock that blocks ads before they're even paid for. Amazing genius.

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Lei av pluss-artiklar og innholdsreklame på blabla-forsida? Putt dette i µBlock- eller AdBlock-filterlista di: http://t.co/5siNJT2i3Z

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3 years

TFW you can't find your Yubikey

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1 year

@pati_gallardo @0x21376B00 In a couple of decades and something new will be eating Rust's lunch too. This will be lamented by some, but rejoiced by others. =) <illustration: Mufasa displaying newborn Simba, soundtrack by Elton John>

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Norway's "Farmer wants a wife" TV show now also with gays. That's cool, but I wonder how that'd fare in some other countries...

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@Oyrolav Eg styrer stort sett på slik eg vil, eg...

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Steve Jobs may be god, but I'm an atheist!

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@soilandreyes Go read Neal Stephenson's Anathem. =)

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@borud Just tell Quora to go have sexual relations with a motorized device for cutting down trees, mkay? =)

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Kanskje vi kunne privatisert og konkurranseutsatt FpU, så kan vi putte pengar på ein automat når vi vil høyre på dårlege idear.

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@rmz http://t.co/LTTHRNzhHU - good things come to those who ... wait. So I wait. =)

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Nokia-Accenture Symbian deal: Outsourcing downsizing! Buzzword bingo players rejoice.

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Renovating and painting trashes lots of t-shirts. Good thing I'm an ex-googler...

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@shitmydadsays + http://arst.ch/i6q = win.

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StudioSkeie hengt ut til tørk. I sitt eige reip. Godt jobba, PR-mannen.

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@m_ou_se There are garden variety evil geniuses, and then there is @m_ou_se wielding proc macros.🤩

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Høyrer det er Blenda-konferanse på Fornebu i kveld...

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Scary book Friday.

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Think you're in the cloud but got your feet on the ground? Sorry, you're just lost in the fog.

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Hey, googlers, leaking memos to journalists who use google-hosted mail is not a great idea. ;) (dig in mx businessinsider.com)

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@borudNOR Eg likte den implisitte meininga i redigerings-notatet "(fjerner uthegningsliste)" frå eit Unge Høyre-medlem.

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@hyperyoda Actually, that's wrong. The terrorist will almost certainly be in prison longer. See http://t.co/5vu7JGM for info in english.

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http://bit.ly/9z842d - "mentalt friminutt" - best å skru av hjerna om ein les blabla, ja. =)

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@FTAlphaville @RobinWigg " @RobinWigg is going to have so much fun with this" was my first thought when I heard SV VCs had started a bank run on SVB. 🍿

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@KnutHellan When a #bash oneliner needs five lines on a 120 char wide terminal, _then_ it is serious.

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@Meteorologene http://t.co/53kKoOCIkP - meteogrammet hadde ikkje plass til observert nedbør i går. FTFY.

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@eyvind @thorkilds My go-to for this purpose is Yakety Sax, aka the "Benny Hill theme".

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@RobinWigg @fastly As for a confirmation, acknowledges an issue, but it appears to be a bit understated. Note that due to the geographically distributed nature of CDNs, they can appear totally broken in Oslo, and perfectly fine in Tokyo. This outage is reported globally tho.

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@jodal gratz! Enjoy! =)

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@stigsb That would be "pretty much anywhere", right? =)

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@RobinWigg A ring light, a proper large diaphragm mic with a good DAC, and a streamer cam from this side of Y2K, plus green office walls in your new cribs and chroma key in OBS Studio will make you a pro Twitch streamer. ;)

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So this hellsite has been acquired by a guy who can send it to Mars. Not the worst outcome imaginable.

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15 years

er i Trondheim for å drikke litt mikroøl og sjå ukerevy

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@nor_dl Kjenner tre rumenere som kom for å tene pengar, og det gjorde dei, for flinke høgt utdanna ingeniørar betaler næringslivet godt for.

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@pati_gallardo I beg to differ, that title is highly contested. (did you check out the archives of those interviews? =)

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Så det er sånn "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay" er på russisk? ( #mgp )

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@RobinWigg @TBraithwaite I only saw the upvote.

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@borud This tweet right here is basically the Cognite sales pitch, except for the buzzwords and avalanche of slideware. It seems to work, too.

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@RobinWigg @EpsilonTheory You miss the days of THAC0? =)

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13 years

Just realized what's up with the begging banners on wikipedia: We are being Jimborolled.

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@magnemahre Ja, fy, du skulle venta til frokost! Eller var det bacon som var tingen da kanskje...

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@borud - this guy is legit.

Olsen Synthservice | Oslo

Olsen Synthservice, Oslo, Norge. 421 likes · 22 talking about this. Reparasjon, service og bygging av synthesizer, og annet elektronisk musikkutstyr. Org.nr: 926161733

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@RobinWigg As the father of one of them: You're a braver man than I am, Robin. 😅

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@nb_busdriver @oslopolitiops Svenske tilstandar? Kva er det? At du berre får lettøl i butikken?

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Good riddance, Circus Obamarama. Neste fredsprisvinnar kan få diplomet i posten.

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Du veit Liz Taylor var seig når han som skreiv nekrologen om henne i NY Times daua for seks år sidan. ( http://nyti.ms/hByXII )

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@RobinWigg Etter tre runder bankid for å betale ein klikkoghent-ordre hos XXL med Klarna ser eg gjerne at skiten blir brent og begravd, helst i går.

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@arinbjornkol @RobinWigg @fastly They use for their status page, running separately from Fastly's infrastructure. It's a fairly common practice to separate your emergency comms from your regular operation just for cases like this.

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Etter medaljeutdelinga utan Kongen i helga blir vel det neste at statssekretær Barth-Eide overtek vinkinga frå slottsbalkongen 17. mai.

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@ChristinGorman @rmz Òg i vår yrkesgruppe har du unge nyutdanna og innflyttarar utan kunnskap om kva som er greitt og ikkje i arbeidslivet, og ikkje minst - det er jo ikkje som om det er dei svakt stilte i samfunnet som er forhandlingsmotpart her...

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@RobinWigg @EricGPlatt @colbyLsmith @MADarbyshire @AliceKantor Ah, tendies... There's an element of self-deprecation there too. Tendies are the favoured meal of the neckbeard manchild living in his mom's basement. =)

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@borudNOR Faen? Han vil ikkje ha bankid, så vi er stuck med skiten.

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@pati_gallardo (Was the offer of weird random gifs intended to discourage responses? Sorry! I'm just here for the random gif!)

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@ChristinGorman @rmz Ein overbetalt ingeniør har ein marginalskatt på 43-46%. Om den overbetalte ingeniøren får meir lønn går tilsvarande andel i statskassa. Om pengane blir hos arbeidsgjevar blir dei belagt med berre 22% selskapsskatt. Du kan doble fellesskapets andel ved å stå på krava. 😉

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