TFW Jamelle Bouie films a TikTok in which he calls The Political Value of Time one of his favorite books of political theory from the past few years & goes on to explain & apply several of its core arguments.
Bouie’s Tiktoks are scholarly works of art
Can’t believe how quickly this generation of college students went from being characterized as lazy, unmotivated and unprepared to accomplish anything to a posing such a threat to their elders that they must be subdued by snipers and cops with cuffs and clubs.
If you’re shocked to learn that there are men in power who believe that little kids can consent to sex I’d like to remind you that we are a country that sent toddlers to immigration hearings on their own.
I keep thinking about one aspect of the Nikole Hannah-Jones news. When you don't inherit structural power at birth you spend a lot of time observing & understanding how power really works.
That should scare the hell out of a lot of people who never had to earn their power.
A lot of New Yorkers, some in uniform and some not, rushed toward danger when the 9-11 attacks happened.
In addition to all the "coward cop" stories I am reading, I am struck by how thoroughly the Uvalde police have debunked American myths about tough Texans & soft city folk.
The First Lady elect of the United States is a college professor who did not sacrifice her career for her husband's political ambitions and the Second Man elect is a lawyer who did sacrifice his career for his wife's political ambitions.
A reminder that Aaron Salter, the security guard/retired cop in Buffalo who was present at that mass shooting, sacrificed his life to try and disarm the shooter.
The woman behind me on this train just asked her seatmate what the word “ideology” means and I feel like this is the closest I’m ever gonna come to being able to stand up and say yes when someone calls out “Is there a doctor on the train.”
Kavanaugh is what happens when people are rewarded for privilege and told they succeeded in a meritocracy. He performed terribly today, revealed himself to be a rambling, angry, self-pitying bully who really just isn't that good a thinker.
Telling strangers who went to make small talk that I’m a political scientist usually ends in disaster. I’m in the process of selecting a totally fake occupation that I can present to airplane seatmates, taxi drivers, etc.
Which occupation would you pick?
If people think COVID killing *in 1 month* as many as seasonal flu kills *in 6 months* means they are basically the same I'd like to recommend that they pick up a book about how time works.
The officer was texting while driving to brag about his first arrest and ran his car into the water. The police quoted in this story are indifferent about the woman killed. They don’t even mention her. All they care about is the cop who killed her.
Working at a college or university right now is hearing a lot of people say that they should pay less for something you’re working twice as hard to make available for them.
Fellow academics PLEASE acknowledge how you got where you are. I am so done w folks who I KNOW had major help getting where they are acting like their success is purely merit-based. Only two things can happen when you do this. You will make life harder for people around you who
What is your superpower?
Mine is being able to eyeball leftovers and identify the container that will fit them perfectly.
Friends, this is my week to shine.
📣Some personal news: In July 2023 I will be moving to Boston and will become the Maxwell Professor of United States Citizenship in the Dept of Political Science at Boston University. I am over the moon excited for the new colleagues and opportunities this position will bring.
My department has voted to promote me to Full Professor. I know the prudent choice would be to not tweet this out until the university committee votes yes. So here I am telling everyone anyway. Life is too short to always be prudent & I have been waiting for this for too long.
I think I have been academic-ing too hard.
I just tried congratulate someone bc their spouse is pregnant and what my brain decided to say is "congratulations on your forthcoming baby."
This is, I think, not the right thing for me to have said.
Let's play Who Had the Worst Graduation Speaker. I'll go first. My graduation speaker was Bill Cosby. Leaving aside the fact that he is a monster, it was also a bizarre and terrible speech.
Justice Alito is bragging about how safe he feels being driven around in a tank with security. Meanwhile women are hemorrhaging while they miscarry because of the decision he authored.
Justice Alito says he has a pretty good idea who leaked the draft abortion decision and says in a new WSJ interview it was part of an effort to stop the decision from becoming the court’s final ruling.
Thinking about how a bunch of Asian American elders hit a shooter with a chair, subdued him, and hogtied him with an extension cord, while a bunch of armed police officers apparently stood outside the classroom where a shooter barricaded himself w/children and WAITED and WATCHED.
A vigilante murdered Jordan Neely in the subway.
The NYT is reporting on Jordan Neely, who never even attempted to murder anyone, as if he was the murderer.
For years before Jordan Neely was killed in New York's subway, the city had its eye on him. He was on a list informally known as the Top 50, a roster of people who stand out for the severity of their troubles and their resistance to accepting help.
My god, the courage Dawn Wooten possesses. We employ a Congress full of powerful people who have known that ICE is monstrous and have done nothing but send them more money with each succeeding year.
Everyone who is posting about the 23-year old who got married, listing all the reasons you think she is wrong:
Did we read the same piece?
She absolutely did the right thing. She found someone willing to marry the author of that prose. Men like that do not come along every day
I’m seriously tempted to write a book titled Nothing Works, about customer service calls, banking, travel, diets, chat bots, mail forwarding, health insurance, cell phone plans, and phone option menus.
“Women are not without electoral power,” writes a man who was not elected and cannot be voted out of office but who voted in 2013 to gut key sections of the Voting Rights Act.
“When his mouth closed, saliva leaked from the corner and crawled down his face through the valley of a wrinkle. He didn’t notice, and it fell onto his sweater.”
Remembering this gem from
@Olivianuzzi
for no particular reason.
What is the craziest thing you have ever been able to get through airport customs/TSA?
My answer is: a meat grinder my grandfather asked me to give to my mom. Did I get some quizzical looks? Yes I did. But could anyone find it on a list of prohibited items? No, they could not.
“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and . . . then retreated back into their money . . . and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”
There are two kind of people who raise their hands after a talk:
1. People who want to hear an answer to their question
2. People who want to be heard asking their question
Academia all day every day: Your work is fatally flawed, R2 can’t believe you think this MS was worth submitting, your students think you are boring, no one cited your dissertation, etc.
The rest of the world: You academics just think you’re sooo much better than us don’t you?
What is the most niche thing you stockpiled? The item that tells us something about you? No, not the toilet paper, the pasta, rice, etc. The quirky thing that no one else was really trying to get.
I'll go first. I overbought my favorite kind of Snapple.
Last night I dreamed that I found a bakery that sells baklava by the foot. You unspooled it from a giant roll of baklava that operated like a scotch tape dispenser.
I think I’ve peaked. No dream will ever top the baklava-by-the-foot dispenser dream.
Too often I think of the term 'grooming' solely in the context of sexual abuse. But our whole society been groomed to accept and expect impunity for the rich and powerful.
This subtweet of the Senate trial has been brought to you by our collective certainty about the outcome.
Hi Twitter. As you know, I am an expert on the subject of time. And I am here to tell you that 3pm is the new 5pm. You may wish to check your highball glasses bc if they are unused, you're late for cocktail hour.
@mkfeeneyWYO
That’s important but being denied identity and travel documents by one’s own country of citizenship is an entirely different order of problem.
Being born with the right passport is the biggest goddamn welfare handout any country could give you and every anti-immigrant person out there is acting like they earned their way into citizenship and folks who didn't doesn't deserve citizenship.
If academics are all being trained to teach using Zoom bc of corona virus, what are the chances that we come back to campus next term and find that our classrooms have been repurposed and we are now expected to teach all classes from home/Starbucks/our cars?
Do we think the choice of college is going to be dictated for some by whether abortion is legal in the states where they could plausibly attend college?
GOP: it would be anti-democratic to remove from office a president who has violated basic principles of democratic theory, their oath of office, and a bunch of laws because a minority of US voters voted for him.
@kivascout
Awful. Kid was 3. Someone was here saying that the kid wasn’t an English speaker. I don’t have kids but my understanding is that at 3 they aren’t fully speaking any language.
I want to bookmark this to retweet every time someone tweets a version of “let ‘em secede” or “they’ll get what they deserve” about people in a red state.
Millions of disenfranchised people live in red states. No they cannot leave.
You’re on your phone
They’re in the streets
Wow. Students are standing outside the Tennessee House right now and chanting, “Fuck you fascists.” Young people are absolutely pissed off & we are about to give Republicans hell like they’ve never seenZ We aren’t forgetting this.
2020 is the kind of year that makes me think that Donald Trump will survive COVID, claim he was right that it’s just a sniffle while simultaneously bragging about his immune system being tremendous, superhuman, and better than anyone’s ever seen before.
aren't initiated. And those of us who know how things work will will see your through artifice. So if you had a patron, say so. If your advisor went to bat for you to help you get your job, say so. If someone helped you get the attention of an editor, say so. If a reviewer gave
you a comment that transformed your work for the better, say so. If someone took a leap of faith and supported you, say so. If you were in the right place at the right time, say so. Stop pretending you did this all on your own firepower. You did not.
It’s impossible to overstate the earthquake this will cause inside the Court, in terms of the destruction of trust among the Justices and staff. This leak is the gravest, most unforgivable sin.
I keep reading tweets saying “one year in are you still waving at the end of Zooms” or “I swore I wouldn’t wave but I couldn’t help it and I did.”
Readers, what is so wrong with waving at the end of a Zoom?
Listen, it's fine if you think that Biden committing to nominating a Black woman for SCOTUS is racist discrimination. We're just going to need you to compose a spreadsheet containing all the Black women who were considered for SCOTUS nominations for every vacancy since 1789.
Baylor University specifically sought assurance that the university and its students could not be accused of sexual harassment for their behavior towards LGBTQIA+ people.
Your religious tenets should not require you to act in a way that may be classified as sexual harassment.
The Political Value of Time has won the 2018 Best Book award from APSA Migration & Citizenship section.
I’m so thankful to the committee for the work that book prize jurying requires. I’m kind of stunned to be picked. Thank you for all the support of this non-traditional book.
To celebrate my birthday, which is today, I am pleased to announce that my forthcoming book, Illegal, is now available for preorder. I'll do a mini-thread here and thread more about the book and related immigration issues in the coming weeks.
Just walked out of my last class. It is 5:41 pm. Class ended at 4:50.
Students. Would. Not. Leave.
I love them so much and they are so sad and confused.
@sudha_lakshmi
I don’t mean this to be snarky, but the specific worry is fascism. One’s last resort when confronted with fascism is escape. And that just cannot happen without a passport. Cc
@jasonintrator
A little personal news that I have been sitting on for months: in 2020/21 I will be a Laurance Rockefeller Visiting Faculty Fellow at Princeton University's Center for Human Values.
It may seem like a strange time to share good news, but if something good (no matter how small) has happened to you I encourage you to share. Your good news could be the breath of fresh air someone needs to brighten up their day ✨
The 10 stages of work travel:
1. OMG, I am so excited that you invited me to do A at B.
2. Yikes...I am supposed to leave for B in 5 days. Gotta finish up A.
3. I'll do it on the plane
Microsoft Word to me: geez🙄we're already saving your document! So... you don't have to keep pressing the "save" buttons.
Me to MSword: when I first met you, our relationship was "save every two minutes or perish. So..."
#OldMillenial
I’m really amazed by the number of people I see saying that if you’re not old or already sick with an underlying condition, corona virus won’t kill you, as if anyone old or sick isn’t a person.
Do you think you’re not the same person you’ve always been when you get old or sick?
I am seeing a zillion tweets about the WSJ piece on the retreat of boys and men from higher ed.
I first want to congratulation WSJ on having much more liberal labor practices than I realized. It was so kind of them to give every single one of their editors the day off.
I've always been very depressed by people's inability to draw connections between events that occurred in the past and current conditions. But if folks can't even see a cause and effect over 3 weeks time then we are basically worse off than squirrels.