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@alhajinuell

1 year

Y’all played PES with this and had fun then woke one day and say PES is trash 🤦‍♂️

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@alhajinuell

2 years

We all agree right?

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@alhajinuell

2 years

Nah,this man really wanted a bright future for himself lol

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@alhajinuell

1 year

I wanted to ask where you got this drip from then I remembered you work in a hospital 🫡

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1 year

Don't forget to smile

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@alhajinuell

2 years

You can chill with someone a whole day in the university and never see them again in your life lol

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@alhajinuell

1 year

*Opens my wardrobe* That black jean trouser:

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@alhajinuell

2 years

No condom, No postinor 700 wives, 300 Concubines But just 3 children.King Solomon story no clear.

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@alhajinuell

10 months

Hello @Davido I saw this 500 naira when washing for my oga and I returned it, $500k no go bad Shaa…001 baddest tule joor!!!!

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@alhajinuell

2 years

I think Moses was the founder of NFTs because he was the first man to opensea

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@alhajinuell

4 months

@Angolans Your flag is black and red but Nigeria will beat you black and blue 🤣🤣

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@alhajinuell

2 years

Nobody: Akara inside hot oil:

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@alhajinuell

2 years

I Dey wash red jean wey I buy 15k I just Dey see red everywhere for this water,I just hope say na me Dey bleed shaa

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@alhajinuell

5 months

I hate it when intelligent people say "Omo I'm not sure of my answer o" Victor I'm sure of your answer, please shift your hand🥲

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@alhajinuell

2 years

Since nobody wants to say it,this years BBNaija is the most boring so far, Bigi Abeg no try am again 👍

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@alhajinuell

1 year

The emperor, the conqueror, the champion, the lion is here… 🦁

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1 year

Poet in TL over to you 🧎

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@alhajinuell

2 years

Parents become so soft and gentle when raising last borns, that is why it's our responsibility to beat them 🤝

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@alhajinuell

2 years

I pity lesbians,imagine waiting for your babe to finish her period and when she’s done you start yours 😂

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@alhajinuell

9 months

E reach my turn to become uncle, 10 Naira con useless.

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@alhajinuell

2 years

killer: I'Il kill everyone you love me: I love u killer:

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@alhajinuell

2 years

How medical student go dey sick 😭😭😭 Senior man open your note now 😭😭

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@alhajinuell

1 year

Me: I lied about the Netflix. Her: (unzips her jeans) I know

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@alhajinuell

2 years

I never see affiliate marketer wey buy iPhone 14. I thought y’all were making over 200k everyday while we were sleeping? 😂

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@alhajinuell

2 years

Nigerian Parents’ android starter pack 😂

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@alhajinuell

9 months

*37 years later* Adekunle Gold and Simi

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@alhajinuell

3 years

Nobody: When your lollipop falls on your rug and you pick it back up:

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@alhajinuell

3 years

Dear God 🤲

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@alhajinuell

1 year

19th out of 36 😳 these kids are competitive o 🙆‍🙆

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@alhajinuell

1 year

"Knock knock" "Who’s there" "The hem" "The hem who?" "The hemperor the conqueror the champion the lion is here"

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@alhajinuell

1 year

"Me and this girl don break up, if she come here again,make sure you bite am"

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@alhajinuell

6 months

I attempted cooking fried rice today 🫣

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@alhajinuell

2 years

By looking at your dad, did your mum go for looks or did she follow her heart?

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@alhajinuell

2 years

On my wedding day I will dance to my father in-law and whisper "Wetin I go knack your pikin this night ehn"😂

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@alhajinuell

2 years

September dump 🫠

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@alhajinuell

1 year

our votes don’t count 💔

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@alhajinuell

1 year

Dey play !!

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@alhajinuell

2 years

ASUU abeg nau,I was meant to graduate,have a job,marry and become a millionaire before 25 😭

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@alhajinuell

2 years

Congratulations Boss @the_Lawrenz

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@alhajinuell

2 years

So Carter efe and Berri tiga no wan Dey like machala again?

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@alhajinuell

1 year

GTBank don pay Messi for ad,make all of una wait for stamp duty charges for this month 😂

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@alhajinuell

5 months

@itzbasito Drake is a well known simp,once any fine female artiste comes out he’ll be there no matter what 😭

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@alhajinuell

1 year

Chaii 💀😂

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@alhajinuell

2 years

Some girls will look all cute and stuff till you hear their voice,person go dey sound like burna girl 😒

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@alhajinuell

2 years

💀😭

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@alhajinuell

4 months

The idiom “kick the bucket” na this bucket the person kick

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4 months

Facts about this bucket ??

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@alhajinuell

4 months

Advice him using a Yahoo boy quote😂

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@alhajinuell

2 years

Did that iPhone user later send the pictures you took with their phone today? 😂

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@alhajinuell

2 years

Be like say your phone Dey follow you Dey drink garri

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@alhajinuell

1 year

Come lost again make I see 🤌

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@alhajinuell

3 years

@SympLySimi 😂😂😂

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@alhajinuell

2 years

A man somewhere right now is in this car, angrily waiting for his wife so they can go to church😂

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@alhajinuell

1 year

If na by lack of sleep, vigilante for Dey ride Ferrari

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1 year

Rich people hardly sleep.

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@alhajinuell

1 year

Once they reach this stage,they’ll never divorce

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@alhajinuell

2 years

Organic soap plug don jam saponification for chemistry exam

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@alhajinuell

3 years

"Babe I really fell asleep 😭"

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@alhajinuell

2 years

Shola: I just got verified,thank you Twitter Twitter:

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@alhajinuell

2 years

Rema no get joy 💀😂

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@alhajinuell

1 year

Some people and their cousins this Christmas…

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@alhajinuell

2 years

You are talking bad about Yul Edochie but you and your siblings Dey bear different surname 😏

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@alhajinuell

2 years

E sure me say mbah Dey inside this car

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@alhajinuell

1 year

Netflix na just Igbo trader with fine logo. “Yes, we know the exact movie you are looking for, e no dey, but why don’t you check out this one that looks just like it ehn? Same actor, same script, you won’t even notice the difference nwannem”

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@alhajinuell

2 years

Aproko doctor don jam water of crystallization for exam

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@alhajinuell

3 years

"Babe semo or rice?" 🤣

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@alhajinuell

1 year

100 level to 500 level you no date anybody,truly na bachelors degree you come find for university 😂

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@alhajinuell

2 years

Omo Pablo never smoke for almost four months now,ASUU you do this one oya na 💀

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@alhajinuell

2 years

If your university life was made into a video film,you and your parents fit watch am?

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@alhajinuell

2 years

Lecturers used to tell us that their salaries come whether we attend class or not…Now is it still coming?😏

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@alhajinuell

1 year

ASUU waiting for the election Wahala to finish so that they can strike:

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@alhajinuell

2 years

He went into the forest to shoot another music video and was caught by the locals 😔

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@alhajinuell

2 years

Dababy or Lilbaby?

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@alhajinuell

2 years

Na people wey no get happy home still Dey school upon this ASUU strike

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@alhajinuell

1 year

Werey wan die before Christmas for where?😑 Speedy recovery bros❤️💪

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@alhajinuell

2 years

Of course I drank garri,who never drink garri hands in the air 😩

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@alhajinuell

3 years

Una Dey do Charlie Charlie,until they use your story as "this movie was based on a real life experience"

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@alhajinuell

3 years

Airtel ng wondering how I’m tweeting with airtel from US

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@alhajinuell

2 years

You may be better than Kelly,you may be worse than Kelly but you can never be Kelly,know this and know peace 😂🙏

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@alhajinuell

3 years

Shepke!!!!😈 Sapa!!😭

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@alhajinuell

9 months

@itsSh0la I’m in there 😂

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@alhajinuell

1 month

Make I do like oyibo people today "2 slices of bread with tea"

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@alhajinuell

9 months

Nigerians..... *pours dettol inside water to bath* *uses dettol soap to bath the same water* *rubs dettol cream after bathing* Bacteria:

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@alhajinuell

3 years

This guy took done and DUSTED too far 😭

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3 years

My First year in school My Final year

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@alhajinuell

1 year

Bro code>>>>>

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@alhajinuell

2 years

So by now I for don Dey write 'how I spent my Christmas holidays' in not less than 450 words,Thank God ooo 😂

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@alhajinuell

10 months

Instead of using 140k to study microbiology in unilag,just use your school fees open provision store

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@alhajinuell

1 year

I don d!e 😭🤣

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@alhajinuell

1 year

"Na small boy I be I just get rapid growth Abeg" 😭🙏

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@alhajinuell

9 months

@itsSh0la I’ll rather be with someone that gives me peace of mind than someone that her beauty is all she has to offer

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@alhajinuell

1 year

It’s funny how Yahoo boys beat up rippers for doing the same thing they do.

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@alhajinuell

1 year

Shola should be the king of comebacks wtf? 😭😂

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@alhajinuell

4 months

Sell broken condoms on Valentine’s Day then come back to sell diapers in November

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1 year

Nobody: When your lollipop falls on your rug and you pick it back up:

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@alhajinuell

2 years

Dear mr bayo,the evil you’ve done is enough,Dey play your games bayoself I no do again 😭

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2 years

Okay who did this one now 🤣💔

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@alhajinuell

3 years

When Adekunle Gold said Hennessy 250 this was what he meant

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@alhajinuell

9 months

@Mbahdeyforyou @davido The way your hairline left you behind 😂

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@alhajinuell

1 year

What’s the most hilarious Santa meme on your phone? I’ll go first 😂

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@alhajinuell

4 months

@InfinixNigeria Because of this, I go change my phone from iPhone to infinix, an I for an I

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@alhajinuell

3 years

Wtf is this ad? 💀

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@alhajinuell

1 year

My parents for just sleep that night,wo me I don tire 😓

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@alhajinuell

3 years

At first I thought it was a snake too,Nature’s really wonderful 😮

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