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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

5 days

When will this endless wait for the start of the football season finally be over?!!

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

4 years

Whoever said ⁦ @BBCNews ⁩ was dumbing down?

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3 years

Seen on a toilet door.

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Alex Lowe

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1 year

Well said, Gary Neville! #garyneville #worldcupfinal #toriesout #qatar

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Alex Lowe

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2 years

Embarking on another @realclintonb UK tour next week. I have so much to thank this fabulous fella for. @peterkay_co_uk

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Alex Lowe

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4 years

Just filling in my tax return...

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Alex Lowe

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1 year

Thank you for the lovely birthday wishes, friends. Very touched xx

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Alex Lowe

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2 years

Found this old favourite #barryfromwatford #voiceover #carpetright

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

3 years

My wife just had to interrupt her Zoom teaching from home to take delivery of a deerstalker hat and ginger sideburns for me to play John McCririck in a thing I’m doing. As she returned to her class, she’s just angrily referred to me as “the opposite of a key worker.”

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

2 years

I am off to my first school reunion for 38 years! I can’t wait for everyone to see how little I’ve changed!

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

1 year

My heroes #wwfc turned up at my hotel last night in Manchester. I stood in reception stupidly doing a thumbs up to each of them as they came in from the coach. Embarrassing at 55 when you shout out to a 24 yr old striker who doesn’t hear you but the rest of the hotel staff do.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

4 months

Liz Jones. Are you some sort of simpleton? Jesus wept.

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Alex Lowe

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3 months

So sad about Steve Wright. Broadcasting genius. RIP

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Alex Lowe

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8 months

I am saying it now- Wolves will beat Man City at the Golden Palace today. #WOLMCI

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

3 years

Walking the dog nice and early so I can get recording another fabulous episode of the Angelos and Barry podcast.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

2 years

A sausage meant for my son in the kitchen has been eaten. My wife has pointed out I was the only one in the house at the time and there is ketchup on my chin. I have quite rightly asked her to wait for Sue Gray's findings before I admit to it. Thank you. #suegray

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

3 years

My wife took this beautiful pic of a butterfly on our walk today. Is there some sort of photography competition I could enter it into?

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

3 years

I’m ordering breakfast in Bolton in a cafe. I’ve just said the words “Pastel de nata” out loud. The place went silent. The woman asked if I meant “custard tart”. I hate myself.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

3 years

It’s times like this I have the tiniest inkling what it’s like to be Wayne Lineker. #pool #sun #waynelineker #beachresort #livingmybestlife #blessed #watford

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

2 years

Looking forward to seeing you tonight and tomorrow at Leicester Square theatre.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

3 years

Hilarious (genuine) suggestion on @NickFerrariLBC just before the news that Peter Phillips drafted in to stand between Harry and William in the funeral procession to quell the rift. Like it’s going to kick off as they’re following the coffin. “Leave it, Wills he ain’t worth it”.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

3 years

HNY everyone. x

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

3 years

My rather childish wife wrote this in my new 2020 diary as a funny surprise when I went to jot something down...probably exactly a year ago. Who knew my schedule for Mon 6th Jan would end up being one of the more exciting days of 2020?!

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2 years

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

5 months

This is NOT Barry from Watford doing a voice over.

WeRateDogs

@dog_rates

5 months

This is Simba. He's getting frustrated that you aren't understanding him. Has repeated himself three times. Unsure what you're not getting. 13/10

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Alex Lowe

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1 year

Just met #wwfc leaving my hotel! I indicate to Adama Troare that the ball needs to go top corner and he shows me he’s going to put it up high in row Z.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

3 years

How it started How it’s going

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

4 years

I am delighted The Crown are featuring this momentous moment in Diana’s royal life this coming week.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

4 years

There was an old lady called Maxine Who was first in line for the vaccine She pulled down her pants The doc said “thanks” And added “you’ve clearly bin waxin’!” By Alex Lowe Age 52 and three quarters

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

8 months

Me and Mike Joyce of The Smiths tonight. What an honour. Totally thrilled to meet him.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

2 years

Classic

Dave Hedgehog

@DaveHedgehog11

2 years

Boy just called Matt Hancock a cunt on Radio 2 😂

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

1 year

Brand new Clinton Baptiste Solo stand up UK tour from March 2024. Clinton Baptiste "Roller Ghoster!" Tickets on sale from this Friday 28th April at Really looking forward to seeing you. It will be great fun.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

10 days

@SkySportsPL Please please vote to end it. It’s shite.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

8 months

Anyone who said I was in fantasy land when I said Wolves would beat City should come to this gig where I will make more startling predictions. I have been waiting to reveal my genuine powers behind the guise of Clinton. Finally…

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

1 year

In Vienna and bumped into one of my best and oldest friends ⁦ @stevetibbett ⁩ ! What a wonderful life.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

2 years

Oh God. Barry Cryer has died. So sad. What a fabulous bloke. An absolute inspiration and friend. So many stories about the old showbiz days, but his finger on the pulse of where things are today. He will be sorely missed.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

4 months

I love these little notes my agent puts in my Iphone diary. This is for a glamorous sounding gig in Worthing this coming week. The magic of Showbusiness. I feel like Judy Garland.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

2 years

Well done ⁦ @campbellclaret ⁩. #questiontime #bbcqt

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

1 year

A bit cheeky.

Clinton Baptiste

@realclintonb

1 year

This is genuine. Thank you Dame Judi and thank you to everyone who came to see our #clintonbaptiste #ramone show during the tour. Last night tonight.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

7 months

Funny that both VORDERMAN and BRAVERMAN are in the news this week. One is known for dividing huge numbers with the lowest common denominator, and the other is the Countdown maths expert. #Braverman #Vorderman

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

4 years

Delighted to have Mani from ⁦ @thestoneroses ⁩ in to see my show in Leeds tonight.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

2 years

Wow. What a load of scumbags. The new Education Minister of Her Majesty’s government gives the finger to the public. Incredible. Disgusting. So glad my kids have finished in school. The Tories really are a bunch of horrible thugs.

David Lammy

@DavidLammy

2 years

Is it too much to ask in @BorisJohnson Britain that the new Education Minister set an example to our nations children and not show the general public her middle finger.

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Alex Lowe

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2 years

Filming with the gorgeous ⁦ @Sianygibby ⁩.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

7 months

Lee. Literally NOBODY is stopping you. Stop trying to whip up division you silly sod, you.

Lee Anderson MP

@LeeAndersonMP_

7 months

Wearing my Poppy... And 👇👇

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

3 years

I’m such a petty middleclass curmudgeon- just arrived in the queue at the coffee shop fractionally before some bloke who starts huffing and ‘kinell-ing’. So I bought all the pastel de natas on display so he couldn’t have one just in case he was planning to. I win! (Now £16 down.)

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

4 months

Ah thanks mate x

Mike Fenton Stevens💙

@fentonstevens

4 months

Many happy returns to one of the funniest and most delightful men, @alexlowe51 , with love from Mike & John @MyTCpod ♥️ Listen to Alex, here

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

8 months

#Partygate surely this should finish off the disgusting @Conservatives . Let’s have an election. #electionnow

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

2 years

Always check which seat you’ve bought for football. Balls.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

3 years

Delighted to say this amazing fella is my guest on my Barry from Watford show on @BBC3CR 12-2pm… the one and only @markking !

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

1 year

A long time ago, when ads paid much better. I had to sell my honeymoon to my mate’s brother to do this.

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1 year

The Cone Heads had come for the sharp refreshing pint of Blackthorn in 1998

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Alex Lowe

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9 months

Me and Diana on ITV3 tonight. A touch of the stalker vibes there.

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Alex Lowe

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28 days

This is genuine-my lad is a season ticket holder at Wolves. Loves #wwfc but he is so disillusioned with endless VAR let downs this is the first time ever he has turned down a trip to Molineux. A sad day. @wolves @FansAgainstVAR_ @FootballAssoc #stopvar #varisruiningthegame

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

2 years

Please come to this. Live this Autumn

Clinton Baptiste

@realclintonb

2 years

For tix for “Clinton Baptiste Vs Ramone” please go to UK tour Sept- Dec 2022

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Alex Lowe

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4 years

My wife just said I gobble up anything she brings through the front door. I said I think I’ve got a condition where I dont realise how fat I am. She replied “The only condition you’ve got is Munchyhausen’s disease.” That woman is a comic genius... (But will still have to go.)

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

3 years

Thank you. People literally asking if it was a prosthetic as it’s so fat. Sadly no. But that will happen to anyone’s a*se sitting down!

FattyMcPfatty

@angyboy11

3 years

What a wonderful surprise to see the great @alexlowe51 @realclintonb with Alan Partridge tonight 👍

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

9 months

⁦⁦⁦ @theresecoffey ⁩ I thought you’d like this. Disgraceful.

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Alex Lowe

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2 years

I am doubled over. Bloody awful. Hilarious.

Matt Lucas HQ

@RealMattLucas

2 years

good morning

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Alex Lowe

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1 year

Absolutely bloody disgusting decision. With you @GaryLineker 100%. Frightening totalitarian Government. Seriously.

Jonathan Bucknell

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1 year

Well this is pretty disgusting @BBCNewsPR how's Fiona Bruce doing today ??? Seriously disappointing from a purportedly impartial media. BBC News - Gary Lineker to step back from presenting MOTD

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Alex Lowe

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2 years

On Question Time Fiona Bruce has decided to go with the whole Johnson/Prince Andrew theme tonight by dressing up as a massive snake. #questiontime #johnson #princeandrew

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

3 years

I’m so disappointed with the accuracy of ‘The Crown’ on Netflix. I’ve just watched the period around 1966, and there’s absolutely NO mention of the constitutional crisis when the Queen “pulled down her knicks, licked her bum and said yum yum in 1966!” #TheCrown #TheQueen

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

2 years

The state of my receding hairline nowadays….I’ve just turned up to do a gig at Scarborough Spa and thought Neil Warnock’s poster was me. Oh dear.

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Alex Lowe

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2 years

Someone has pissed on the toilet seat. I was the only man in the house at the time. I have asked my wife to not unreasonably wait for Sue Gray's findings before I make any further comment. Thank you. #suegray

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Alex Lowe

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2 years

#NewProfilePic

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Alex Lowe

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2 years

In their own words.

Peter Stefanovic

@PeterStefanovi2

2 years

Liz Truss & Rishi Sunak continue to tell us how sh** 12 years of Tory Government has been for the country in one of the best campaigns for @UKLabour we have ever seen WATCH IN DISBELIEF & NEVER EVER VOTE TORY AGAIN

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

1 year

What a bunch of crooks. Kick out the @Conservatives #ToriesUnfitToGovern

Led By Donkeys

@ByDonkeys

1 year

🚨MPs FOR HIRE: a Led By Donkeys undercover investigation🚨 Watch the trailer…

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

4 years

How depressing is a cheery conversation with a supermarket cashier and feeling that you’ve both reached out only for them to circle their name on your receipt and ask you to grade them for this basic human encounter? Thanks corporate world. Another nail in humanity’s coffin.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

2 years

I think somehow I’m suffering from whiplash…oh hold on- I’ve just watched another car crash interview from #NadineDorries

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

2 years

Off for a swim with my mate while our wives stay at the hotel. My missus suggested we apply sun lotion to each others backs for when we remove t shirts and get in the sea. She can’t understand why we’d rather face 3rd degree burns than the horror of massaging each other’s torsos.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

2 years

My life’s philosophy to pass down is simple. If you close your eyes, use your imagination and believe…l mean really BELIEVE - for a few seconds you can just about make one of the veggie sausages my wife buys seem like a real one.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

8 months

Christ, @GBNEWS is shit isn’t it?

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Alex Lowe

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3 years

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

3 years

Who are these people? I once had a bit of fame among my extended family when I appeared in the Harrow Observer for a story about a goldfish I wrote at school. Do you think that might qualify me for I’m A Celebrity 2022? #ImACeleb

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Alex Lowe

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1 year

Thank you ⁦ @chatabix1 ⁩ and ⁦ @gillinghamjoe ⁩ for my t shirt. What a funny podcast!

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

2 years

You think David Moyes is relieved West Ham won? Not as relieved as that cat!!

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Alex Lowe

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2 years

Just a little reminder that this is what ⁦ @andreajenkyns ⁩ and the rest of the Tories think of you. No apology, no disciplinary.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

3 months

Gutted. The greatest and my all time football hero, Stan Bowles has died.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

1 year

@thecarolemalone Try to be kinder to people, Carole. Then perhaps people might like you more. And then perhaps in your private moments you might feel a bit better about yourself. Good luck.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

4 years

Tim Brooke Taylor. The first comedian my brother and I loved as kids. So brilliant. What a shock. A wonderful comedian.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

4 years

How sad. I knew John Sessions a bit. What a fabulous talent and all round amazing company he was. Endless hilarious anecdotes. This is a terrible year.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

6 months

My little angel.

Clinton Baptiste

@realclintonb

6 months

For those who ask me about Glowe, the singer from my podcast, she is on @BBCR1 tonight. ⁦ @georgialowe__ ⁩

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Alex Lowe

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11 months

Genuinely sick to the stomach about you, @RobertJenrick . This painting over children’s murals is the lowest. The Tories are a fascist party.

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@irenegarth1946 @RobertJenrick Terrible hateful thing to do as if refugee children haven't suffered enough mean spirited spiteful bastard #RobertJenrick #ToryNastyParty #GeneralElectionN0W #cartoons

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Alex Lowe

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6 months

Is Tesco’s Christmas slogan really “Helping You Become More Christmas”? Jesus wept. Nonsensical. Why oh why didn’t they call it “Every tinsel helps”? You can have that for next year, @tesco . Now, that will be £1 million please. Piss easy, this advertising lark.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

4 years

Italy's rate of fatalities and new cases continues to fall. That is great news. x

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

1 year

Please come to this! New tour!

Clinton Baptiste

@realclintonb

1 year

On sale now! My new solo stand up UK tour “Roller Ghoster!” For tickets go to . Thanks friends x

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

2 years

I have written to my Tory MP @dean4watford to demand a General Election. Surely they don’t have the mandate to govern anymore. He never ever replies to my very reasonable emails. I wonder if he can be arsed this time. Why not email your MP too? #ToryShambles #ToriesNotFitToGovern

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

3 years

Can’t wait!

Clinton Baptiste

@realclintonb

3 years

Me and my sister Karen currently in the studio recording the Clinton Baptiste Paranormal podcast Christmas Special!

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

3 years

Why on Earth would you go on Naked Attraction? My wife has just seen some bloke’s winkle and screamed “Squidward!” (She’s had a couple.)

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

3 years

After visiting this Chicken Cottage near Rochdale, I think I’ve actually managed to guess their closely guarded recipe of 3 secret herbs and spices- Flour, salt, water.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

1 year

Happy new year to all my friends. And many thanks for those who came to see me on tour this year. I really really appreciate it.

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

3 years

Genuine (obvious) question- is it too late to to abandon Brexit in light of these emergency measures? We need to feed and vaccinate people without dangerous delays in supply chain from ports. Even just for a year or so. This is glaringly obvious isn’t it?

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

4 years

If anyone is wondering why the internet might be slow recently, it’s possibly because my wife has been working from home and inexplicably refuses to close any of the tabs of the thousands of websites she’s visited during lockdown. #internet #houseyrubbish #interioryawns

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Alex Lowe

@alexlowe51

2 years

My God. What a disgrace you are @NadineDorries . What a desperate slur to try to drag into this. Have some self respect.