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Executive Editor, . Recovering Golf Magaziner. Founder and sole practitioner of the groundbreaking Stack & Duck swing™.

New York Metro Area
Joined June 2009
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4 years
📣 In homage to (no) Masters week, I recreated the 4 most eye-popping moments in Masters history. Big takeaway for me was that none of these shots are as hard as they looked. Here’s Bubba from 2012. (Volume ⬆️) Check back tomorrow for Phil’s derring-do from 2010. #playingthrough
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2 years
The most remarkable thing about St. Andrews Opens is the ease of access. One moment you’re on a quiet street corner in town, the next you’re green side at 18. No ticket required. It’s incredible. You can be literally a block away and have no idea the event is happening.
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2 years
my 5-iron
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Look at that wear spot on Tiger's 2000/2001 irons 🙌 🐐
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"Hey, JT, crazy thought. When we grow up, let's win back-to-back majors. You in?"
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These guys bankrolled their trip to the Open — complete with an $18,000 rental by the 18th green! — by betting on the @warriors to win the NBA title. On Saturday, they paid homage to their good fortune by wearing Kevon Looney jerseys to the Old Course.
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Rod Fowler has plantar fasciitis, but that hasn’t stopped him from walking w his son. “If he was 7 over, my foot would hurt really bad,” he told me Friday eve. “Right now I don’t even feel it. Must be the adrenalin.” I spoke to Rod about Rickie’s revival
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2 years
caught up with fred couples today on l'affaire LIV, and, boy, was he ready to chat said he doesn't think he'll ever talk to phil again 😢
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2 years
tradition unlike any other
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2 years
At the Masters, Tyrrell Hatton called Augusta National "unfair at times." Now, he's laying into Southern Hills' greens: "We're playing a major...not a monthly medal. They're bubbling all over the place. It's so hard to hole putts. " Brookline, Old Course...you're next!
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1 month
in an era of cyrotherapy and mobility exercises, this college amateur warming up for his first Masters at Waffle House was a breath of fresh air broke par on Thursday, too legend
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Getting ready for the Masters with an All-Star Special from Waffle House. Neal Shipley is trying to soak it all in at Augusta this week. Seen & Heard at Augusta
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deeply troubling golf-merch trend: hats approaching three figures
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2 years
Close acquaintance is two-thirds of the way home to a seven-figure payout in a genius NCAA/Masters parlay. Don’t want to jinx him but feel like the heavy lifting is out of the way…
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Patrick Reed's caddie, Kessler Karain, with some exceptionally tough love for his boss after a stray drive at 18. "I could barely advance the golf ball, and my caddie [stares] at me in the face and [says], 'Your driving has cost us a lot this week.'"
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2 years
Here’s the moment (at the 1974 Monsanto Open) when Lee Elder in effect punched his ticket to the 1975 Masters. Amazing photos. Amazing man. 📸 Bettmann
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5 years
power-washing golf clubs is the most satisfying activity on Earth, and there’s no close second
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10 months
couldn't love this anymore Q. We don't know exactly what's going to happen this afternoon, but could you talk about Brian? ZACH JOHNSON: Sure. Can you ask me some questions about Brian?
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3 years
player parking at next week’s @LPGA event
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Alan Bastable
3 years
folks, I built a par 3
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Alan Bastable
2 years
Via @NewYorker piece on LIV's rise: "At the Masters one year, according to a person familiar with the conversations, [Saudi officials] asked about renting Augusta National’s clubhouse to host a meet and greet for top golfers. 'You can’t just do that,' the person said." 😂
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4 years
champion golfer of the year wholly unimpressed by the flop shot of the century
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4 years
My thanks to @htmullinax for sharing his story.
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Alan Bastable
5 years
Tiger’s net worth is ~$800m, which means the $100k putt he left short on the final hole of the Japan Skins represented about .0125% of his wealth. The equivalent for a weekend hacker worth $97,300 (the median net worth of a U.S. household)? A putt worth 12 bucks.
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6 years
Paul McGinley just now on Sky Sports "Molinari's in a tough spot here today because EVERYONE'S expecting him to win." Butch Harmon: "Even Mickelson." 🔥
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Alan Bastable
2 years
post-masters merch scene at ATL always a spectacle to behold
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Alan Bastable
3 years
photobomb and gouge
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3 years
gil hanse could have a field day
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Alan Bastable
4 years
So...Noonan wants a bag at the Open. No punchline here. Guy who played him —  @mokeefeman — caddied at Winged Foot as a kid and says he's ready to take his looping to the next level. Knows the course better than Bushwood. Someone, PLEASE hire him! him!
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11 months
hideki’s handlers don’t get paid enough
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Alan Bastable
3 years
With all due respect to Louis, Collin and Jordan, all eyes tomorrow should be on Bailey. As in Bailey Davis, who is vying to become the first Black female to win a USGA title in the organization’s 127-year history.
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"I want younger girls that look like me to be able to look at me and say if she can do it, I can do it as well." @baileyyydavis is a finalist in the 72nd #USGirlsJunior !
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8 years
Angry Rory is the best. If Augusta had hecklers, he'd have five green jackets by now.
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Alan Bastable
2 years
they offered him millions💰 while he was trying to help his university win a national championship 🏆 he said he was given 12 days to make a decision⏱️
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2 years
you thinking what i'm thinking?
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1 year
@jamescolgan26 dead...or found a new home?
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Alan Bastable
4 years
ohhhhhhkay
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2 years
"So reverent is the judge toward the game’s regulations that he carries a copy of the Rules of Golf in his bag. He’s not afraid to break it out in the name of fair decisions." @JoshSens on the single-digit-handicap judge overseeing Reed v Chamblee/GC
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5 years
John Daly won the first PGA Championship he ever played in. Since then: 25 appearances, 17 MCs, 2 WDs, and, coming soon, one start in an EZ-GO.
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3 years
Nothing gets my golf juices flowing like a 1st tee periscope. This beauty stands sentinel on the par-4 opener at my local muni.
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6 years
Pleasant/wholly unnecessary surprise off the 6th fairway at Hermitage CC, outside Richmond, VA. Quickly took the sting off my horrible tee shot.
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5 years
My 7-yr-old thought he made his first ace yesterday. (He hit a low heater that *just* missed the pin and vanished off the back off the green.) Making him the check the hole twice was probably not great parenting.
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Alan Bastable
7 years
I would pay a lot of money for a full, unedited transcript of Spieth and Greller's banter today.
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Alan Bastable
4 years
There’s a compound on the eastern point of Fishers Island, a few hundred yards from Fishers Island GC, that appears to have a short course in the backyard. After ogling it on Google Earth for 20 min, I’m ready to declare it the greatest golf pad on the planet.
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Alan Bastable
6 years
Among the quandaries that keep me up at night: What is the appropriate number of tees to grab at the starter’s shack? Genuinely interested to hear Twitter’s take.
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4 years
However you feel about Philly Mick, can't deny that he has absolutely carried this thing today. Masterclass in showmanship.
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Alan Bastable
5 years
My kid’s soccer game this evening is at a repurposed golf course, on the site of what appeared to be a short par 4. I should be cheering him on but all I can think about is smoothing a 3-wood down the fairway. View from the tee:
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Alan Bastable
4 years
Trying to feign interest in my kid’s baseball practice but every ounce of my attention is on the guy working on his wedge game in centerfield.
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Alan Bastable
3 years
aspirational stuff here from marcus armitage
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Alan Bastable
2 years
Have seen a few Masters, but never from this vantage point. Many thanks to @EurekaEarthPlus for the lift. Lots more to come. 🛩🌺
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Alan Bastable
3 years
Siwanoy CC (Bronxville, NY) is best known for hosting the inaugural PGA Championship, in 1916. It also has the game’s best trash cans.
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5 years
Golf-umbrella management in crowded urban spaces doesn’t get enough attention. Shadowed this guy this morning and can report he was a pro’s pro, mastering (1) the courtesy lift, (2) tight corners, (3) not budging an inch in the face of a competitor.
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2 years
The sand artist down on West Sands beach (next to Old Course) is from Oregon. Moved to St. Andrews a few years back and began caddying, and soon realized he was a wizard with a bunker rake. Now, he’s turned his talent into art.
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Alan Bastable
3 years
The last tweet Norm Macdonald posted in his too-short life was about golf. That's not surprising. He was an absolute fanatic about the professional game. RIP Norm
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Alan Bastable
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Just watched Shipley greet his high-school sweetheart, Molly, and family after signing for his 73, four better than Tiger. After hugging Molly and telling her he loved her, he looked up at the group and said what everyone was thinking: "How cool was that?!"
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From Waffle House to winning low amateur honors AND a Sunday pairing with Tiger Woods at Augusta. Neal Shipley is having a dream week at the Masters.
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1 year
Scheffler wins green jacket with a 4-putt Rahm wins green jacket with tee shot that fails to reach the fairway Masters champions, they're just like us
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Alan Bastable
1 year
this transcriber deserves a promotion
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Alan Bastable
6 years
My Bandon playing mates trying to locate a flagstick on the par-3 Preserve course earlier this week is a scene straight out of a Spielberg film. Fog + glare = 🤷‍♂️
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Alan Bastable
4 years
the big guy celebrating later tonight
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Alan Bastable
4 years
So much concern about the balloon handlers today. What about the golfers? Gotta be gusting 35-40 out here. Absolute carnage.
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Alan Bastable
3 years
Torrey flagsticks this week
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Alan Bastable
3 years
DJ on why the Euros keep winning: "They just play better. It's really simple. Whoever plays better is going to win. I mean, it's not rocket science." 🎯🎯🎯
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Alan Bastable
2 years
If you saw the omniscient @acaseofthegolf1 's tweet about the weekend duffer who landed in a U.S. Open qualifier after losing a fantasy football bet, well...you may have questions. On Tuesday, I went looking for answers!
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Alan Bastable
8 years
Golf is definitely the only sport in which shushing and bowing is considered badass.
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Alan Bastable
3 years
📸💣
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Alan Bastable
11 months
The heckler who berated Phil in the 1st round of the USO did it again in the 2nd round. Then, on Saturday, he went after Brooks Koepka. What gives a grown man the motivation and gall to rise in front of a hushed audience and say his piece? I asked him.
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5 years
Exclusive look inside JD’s chariot: ✅ no roof ✅ parking permit, because, you know, spots are tough to come by out here ✅ jumbo bevvy from 🤡 ✅ console loaded with back-ups
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1 year
Fun fact: Min Woo Lee and his big sis Minjee are the only sib combo to have each won a U.S. Junior Am. Minjee did in it 2012, and Min Woo four years later. Minjee has gone on to win 8 LPGA titles, including 2 majors. Min Woo has 2 DPWT wins and, well...let's what happens tmw
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6 years
Tommy forever. 🤘
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3 years
"He's the most influential golfer in DFW." — Will Zalatoris on Jordan Spieth
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Alan Bastable
2 years
If you’re looking for a golfer to root for in 2022, start with Misha. Like millions of other Ukrainians, he and his family are innocent victims in a terrifying unnecessary war. He shared his story with me earlier this week.
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Alan Bastable
1 year
Jason Kokrak, noted sentimentalist, just unloaded on Masters officials for, as he saw it, botching Sandy Lyle’s Augusta farewell. Great reporting via @nickpia 💣💣💣
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Alan Bastable
2 years
The Rosie tributes have been overwhelming. Complete timeline takeover. One of the recurring themes: how many young media folk he assisted and mentored and encouraged. What a loss but also what a legacy. 🌹
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Alan Bastable
6 years
Finally, a lip-out for the ages.
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Alan Bastable
3 years
very much digging the wind calibrated yardage
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Alan Bastable
9 months
First-tee amphitheater still work in progress here at Marco Simone but should be pretty epic
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Alan Bastable
7 years
Bamberger's gamer is a master class in deadline writing. Do yourself a favor and read it.
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Alan Bastable
2 years
🚨 Newman and Kremer (three-under 68s) tied for the lead at the U.S. Amateur! 🚨 Costanza? Tied for 111th Three-over 74, with a triple on 17
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Alan Bastable
4 years
Oh Oh Oh - Golf Boys
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Alan Bastable
3 years
Rory McIlroy: 76 Bryson DeChambeau: 76 63-year-old with a balky back and pulled groin who hasn't played competitively in 18 months and prepped for this week on a simulator: 76 gotta love the Masters
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Alan Bastable
2 years
@Sean_Zak HUGE opp here for Administration's Championship merch 💰
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Alan Bastable
2 years
may the 4th (holes at the 2022 major venues) be with you
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Alan Bastable
5 years
Brief history of @TheMasters coverage: 1956—4 holes 1972—7 holes 1986—"Yessir!" 1995—✌️McCord 2000—HD 2005—"In your life!" 2002—18 holes 2010—3D 2019—Holy shit! EVERY. DAMN. SHOT.
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11 months
Love this question. And love the answer even more. Q. What makes you nervous? CAM SMITH: Not much, to be honest. Q. That's part of the reason for the question. CAM SMITH: Being offshore in a boat and the motor goes out makes me nervous.
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Alan Bastable
3 years
phil's top 3 alpha moments
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Alan Bastable
5 years
Let me guess, the fifth major?
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Alan Bastable
5 years
Remarkable tribute from Bamberger. Equal parts heartwarming and heart-wrenching — and, he'll tell you, one of the most meaningful pieces he's ever written. If you don't get to it today, carve out an hour for it over the holidays.
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Alan Bastable
6 years
History, folks.
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Alan Bastable
9 months
one of the best developments of '23 is having Lucas Glover back in the press room on "scrappy" 66 in 3rd rd: “Parts of it you could remove the ‘s.’” on whether he'll scoreboard-watch in 4th rd: “I never saw Belichick coach the fourth quarter without knowing the score.”
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Alan Bastable
5 years
Find yourself a looper like Mo at Morris County (NJ) GC. My man kept four sets of clubs cleaner than a military latrine, worked wizardry on the tee boxes, and delivered yardages (*before* you’d arrived at your ball) via handwritten notes.
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Alan Bastable
3 years
would be *such* a better hole
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Alan Bastable
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Neal Shipley's dad told me a 🔥 story about little Neal (outfit in Tiger gear!) attending a practice round at the 2007 USO at Oakmont. All Neal wanted was a high-five from his idol, but he never got it. On Masters Sunday, tho, he got something far better.
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Alan Bastable
2 years
Unsettling spotting one in the wild. Sorta like when you were a kid and you saw one of your teachers at the grocery store
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Alan Bastable
6 years
Bamberger wrote the sh*t out of this.
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Alan Bastable
11 months
“This merger is going to come under scrutiny. It is far from a done deal.” — Craig Seebald, an antitrust specialist with a nose for PGA Tour and LIV dealings, speaking to our @JoshSens
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Alan Bastable
5 years
tfw when you just got word that you’ll be playing ANGC
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