You may have followed me in a past life. One thingโs for sure, if youโre fighting to defeat fascism and save our democracy, then I am your friend.
#FBR
#Resist
I tell you what, the Supreme Court doesnโt need extra protection. They can just do active shooter drills. If itโs good enough for our kids, it should be good enough for them.
Elon Muskโs twitter 2.0 just told me that I had to remove this tweet so I could keep using my account. I fail to see how itโs any worse than anything anyone else ever said about Kyle Rittenhouse the murderer. โFree speechโ - but only for the Nazis.
Two parking lots. Both full of unwanted, unsold, poorly built, overpriced, absolutely useless, stainless steel monstrosities poorly conceived and designed by drug-addled egomaniacs. One of them, many people think of fondly. The other, is the Cybertruck.
I see self-proclaimed โfree speechโ advocate Elon Musk is suspending the biggest accounts on the left or anyone who might have hurt his widdle fascist fee-fees. Free speech, but only for the Nazis and Elon fluffers.
Scott Baio is moving from California to Florida, where heโll be a lot farther from all that acting work he wasnโt going to get anyway. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
That moment when Barbara Walters exposed Donald trump for being a broke-ass loser. And he truly was broke, having pissed away the fortune his father gave him by embarking on one failed business enterprise after another. Until the Russians bailed him out.
So Newt Gingrich says that Herschel Walker paid for his girlfriendโs abortion because heโs had concussions and he wouldnโt have otherwise. Iโm no expert, but โHerschel does things because heโs had too many head injuriesโ is not exactly an argument that he belongs in the Senate.
Most people would be shocked & horrified by racist Ole Miss white kids hooting, hollering, making monkey noises, & yelling the N-word at a Black woman. But not Rep. Mike Collins. He calls it โtaking care of business.โ The GOP is the party of disgusting fucking racists from hell.
According to the timestamp, at the time Lauren Boebert tweeted this her son was being taken into custody by police for going on a crime spree and now faces several felony charges.
The co-founder of Moms for Liberty, AKA Hags for Hitler, AKA the Minivan Taliban, AKA the Twatzis, AKA Mary Kay Kay Kay, AKA Assholes with Casseroles, is stepping down. She knows she is busted, no three-ways about it.
The 49ers could cry and say the Super Bowl was โriggedโ and refuse to accept the outcome. But they wonโt, because theyโre functioning adults. See how that works?
Nothing says โtodayโs GOPโ like MAGA Maine state representative Laurel Libby asking what the Nazis did that was so bad and what did they do that was so illegal and how did they infringe on anyoneโs rights. JFC. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
BREAKING: Dr Fauci and Hillary Clinton were just spotted leading a caravan of 87,000 IRS agents and hordes of immigrants over the totally open Southern border, each one carrying a clone of Hunter Bidenโs laptop!!! ๐ฑ
No, Biden is NOT withholding aid to Maui because he is sending money to Ukraine. He is helping both. Real presidents do that. However, Iโm old enough to remember when trump withheld $20B in aid to Puerto Rico and all he did was throw paper towels at them.
During his failed 2015 gubernatorial campaign, the news broke that James Comer, AKA Comer Pyle, beat up his college girlfriend, took her to get an abortion, & called her mother threatening to kill her daughter. In other words, typical abusive GOP behavior.
The January 6th Committee unearthed undeniable evidence that numerous members of the Secret Service are in the tank for trump. Therefore, I am not among those who scoff when the possibility is raised that they may have planted those classified documents to frame President Biden.
So trump is on the verge of being held accountable for stealing thousands of classified documents, and all of a sudden some classified documents are stumbled across in an office Joe Biden hasnโt used since he was VP? Not to sound all conspiracy theory-ish, but I smell horseshit.
URGENT MESSAGE: Donald trump should not have been allowed to waddle around free threatening the lives of prosecutors and his political enemies after his arrest. He should be in jail awaiting trial. The fact that he isnโt is a travesty and makes a mockery of our justice system.
trump is on his way to Scotland. Somebody explain to me how itโs even possible that a traitor whoโs under investigation for stealing thousands of classified documents and trying to overthrow the government and is on trial for defamation of a woman he raped can leave the country.
If Donald trump somehow gets reinstalled, his Brownshirts are already in place. America stands on the brink of fascism. Vote blue like your life depends on it, because it does.
โCNN analyst warns of โcivil unrest across the countryโ if Trump is jailed for gag order violation.โ ๐ If by โcivil unrestโ you mean extreme joy and dancing in the streets, then yeah.
Elon Musk: โI have no mercy for anyone who would use the deaths of children for gain, power, or fame.โ
Also Elon Musk: โIโm reinstating Alex Jonesโs account on the week of the anniversary of the Sandy Hook massacre!โ
What a hypocritical asshole.
I simply cannot believe that we live in a timeline in which some stupid fucking criminal asshole who tried to overthrow the government is not only not in prison, but heโs one partyโs leading presidential candidate. How is any of this shit even real.
MAGAs are saying Pete Buttigieg is somehow responsible for a giant cargo ship slamming into the Francis Scott Key bridge in Baltimore because they are the stupidest fucking people in the world.
Many people are saying that Don Jr and Kim Gargoyle have decided to take a break from one another. Jr says he just needs some time to snort some things out.
trump removed the Obama-era regulations that would have prevented all these deadly train derailments. He removed the Obama-era Dodd-Frank regulations that would have prevented the Silicon Valley bank crash. Thanks to him, everythingโs going off the rails literally & figuratively.
So it turns out that trump is STILL hiding classified documents that the FBI has not recovered yet. Iโm not saying I have a really good idea where they are but the situation is very โgraveโ and theyโll really have to โdigโ for them.
Hereโs my take on the whole Taylor Swift/Chiefs thing: Donald trump is a traitorous piece of shit who stole thousands of classified documents, tried to violently overthrow the government, and he belongs in prison.
Hereโs Jesse Watters accusing Joe Biden of โnot being the best father.โ Jesse Watters has twin daughters with his previous wife, who divorced him because he was screwing his producer.
This is Jeff. Jeff thinks Hawaii was not part of the United States (or as he says, โUnited Statedโ) when President Obama was born. Jeff is a dipshit. Donโt be like Jeff. Stay in school, kids.
It took Chris Licht approximately 36 Scaramuccis to drive CNN into the ground like a fucking lawn dart by sticking his tongue down the back of trumpโs trousers. Now heโs stepping down because everything trump touches dies. But CNN will never get those viewers he lost back. Ever.
What the hell is going on at
@CBSNews
. Giving terrorist Marjorie Taylor Greene a platform on 60 Minutes. Treating โMoms for Libertyโ as nothing more than your average every day group of concerned parents. CBS News is trying to normalize fascism, and itโs absolutely sickening.
Kristi Noem:
- Killed thousands of people in SD with her COVID policies
- Had a years-long extramarital affair with Corey Lewandowski
- Is banned from SD reservations for being a fucking racist
- Murders animals and brags about it
Yeah, sheโs the perfect pick for trumpโs VP.
Marjorie Taylor Greene says abortion is โmurderโ no matter what. So why not go through the hell of pregnancy & put the baby up for adoption as most republicans advocate? Nope. She also says adoptive parents are โfake.โ Get this vile, repugnant, evil piece of shit out of Congress.
The FDA recommends not drinking bottled water that is more than two years old because the chemicals from the plastic eventually leak into the water. The old-ass bottled water trump dumped on the people of East Palestine, OH from his failed โtrump Iceโ enterprise is 13 years old.
Lauren Boebert, who dropped out of high school because she was knocked up by her 24-year-old boyfriend who exposed his penis to teenage girls, is about to be a gramma at 36, and gives all of her kids AR-15s, says people should have to be 21 before making life-altering decisions.
Matt Gaetz has multiple DUIs. His college roommate โdied mysteriously.โ He is under investigation for child sex trafficking. His GOP colleagues loathe him. So of course heโs got George Santosโs back. Criminals protect each other and he knows heโs got next.
Again, what was it that trump said to Justice Kennedy right after
#BlackoutBrett
Kavanaughโs swearing in that utterly shocked him and stopped him dead in his tracks?
trump says Fani Willis caused a GIANT MURDER WAVE in GA. Nope. If you want to talk about a real GIANT MURDER WAVE, how about when trump dismantled the pandemic response team, lied about & downplayed COVID-19, gave tons of PPE to China, & deliberately withheld aid to blue states.
Trying to wrap my mind around why the fuck Louis DeJoy is still running the Post Office, Christopher Wray is still running the FBI, Michael Flynnโs brother is still running the Pacific Armed Forces, and โSpace Forceโ is still a thing.
Eric trump just complained that CNN called his dad a piece of shit. Well Gums, I havenโt watched CNN in a long time but if theyโre going back to reporting actual facts like that I just might.
Saw Kevin Sorbo trending earlier and I wondered why people pay so much attention to an actor who hasnโt worked since Betamax was the industry standard.
So when the fuck does trump get arrested for his death threats and incitement of violence? Asking for a nation thatโs had it up to here with his bullshit.
trump to the loved ones of kids murdered in school mass shootings: โGet over it.โ Everything else aside, the crimes, the rapes, the treason, etc. This asshole doesnโt belong anywhere near the White House again because he is a vile, repugnant piece of SHIT.
I know this makes me sound old, but I long for the days when the news was the news and 40% of the country wasnโt fucking brainwashed into believing a bunch of right-wing horseshit.
Someone tell Lauren Boebert that no one gives a ratโs ass if the โARโ in AR-15 stands for Armalite Rifle or Angry Rhinoceros or Abhorrent Republican. The fact is, no citizen has any business having these mass murdering instruments of death.
@Jim_Jordan
In Real America, when people are told that kids on a wrestling team are being sexually assaulted, they do something about it.
Isnโt that how it should be?
The only difference between the Nazis in 1933 and the Nazis in 2022 is that none of the Nazis in 1933 were in denial about the fact that they were Nazis.
The dumbass MAGA theory that Katie Hobbs took money from Mexican drug cartels to steal the election is one of the stupidest fucking things I ever heard. Hereโs what really happened: Katie Hobbs won because she is a decent, good, qualified person and Kari Lake is a piece of shit.
The same MAGAs who say Judge Merchan has to recuse himself because his daughter has worked for Democrats (he doesnโt) have absolutely no problem with Clarence Thomas deciding cases that directly benefit his wife, who is one of the chief architects of the January 6 insurrection.
No, no one is having abortions because the gender is not what they want. That is not a thing. And abortions all the way up to the birth date are not a thing. Stop buying into republican bullshit. Learn to think for yourself and stop being a fucking moron.
Donald trumpโs remaining wives, both current and ex, are scrambling to make their preferences for burial arrangements known be-FORE! itโs too late.
Truth time: Democrats do not want open borders. 87,000 IRS agents are not out to get the middle class. Abortion is healthcare. Biden does not set prices. More guns = more death. Rittenhouse got away with murder. Hunter Biden has nothing to do with anything. trump is a criminal.
Something tells me that if trump is thrown off the ballot in multiple states for violating the 14th amendment (which he clearly has), a โwrite in trumpโ campaign has a snowballโs chance in hell of being successful.
So let me get this straight: The Supreme Court says women have no right to make decisions over their own bodies, but presidents have every right to commit any fucking crime they want.
#SCOTUSIsCorrupt
How come I keep seeing all these MAGA tweets in my feed? Where are all the tweets by the cool people Iโm following? Did Elon Musk buy twitter after all? Is this some sort of move to appease him?