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5 years

i feel like the easiest way to describe critical role is that both of these pictures were used in professional articles this week

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5 years

remember in travis’ one-shot when scanlan gave trinket a poisoned meatball and everyone lost it?? even the crew was laughing in the background?? #criticalrole

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3 years

good night to young pedro pascal randomly in one episode of buffy...i have much to think about

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2 years

@villanevedenier @gerwigsjo i can’t believe this is how i find out at my grown age that judy garland was liza minnelli’s mom????

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9 months

i know humble brags are annoying, but like. god damn. why are they the sweetest people ever. 😭😭😭

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8 months

like they have praised her so many times in books, interviews, etc and she’s always been a huge sweetheart any time she brings them up too, this man seems bitter on a personal level lol

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6 years

saw this red and i had to get a picture!! #sdcc2018 #transistor @supergiantgames

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7 years

@matthewmercer this video in a nutshell

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8 months

looks like wil wheaton is bitter with CR for not crediting felicia day with their initial success more often. 🙄 personally, as a critter since campaign 1, this is such bullshit lmao

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3 years

@2icethetrouble @KingCossIII @yeunfilms ross marquand is the actor. steven was pretending to be uncomfortable, they both have pretty similar sense of humor so that’s probably why he did that with just him. the entire cast during that time were really close, i miss it.

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8 years

do people actually sing along to @mitskileaks ? i thought everyone screams the lyrics while laying face down in a puddle of their own tears?

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2 years

@miyahbortion @KaraBTweets PDF FILE i’m crying 😭

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3 years

when you finally get your amazing cat shirt from @morningwitchy and your actual cat lovingly watches as you take selfies 🥺

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8 months

(tw: sexual assault, abuse) the more news i hear about brian w. foster the more sick i feel. this man had marisha open up to him about the harrassment she went through in college on between the sheets, he covered a lot of the abusive working conditions under satine phoenix, etc

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5 years

@MatthewLillard yeah, pretty cold that they couldn’t even give you a heads up before going public with the news. :( sorry man, we love you

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1 year

@Hardwired07 @PopCrave that’s…literally what her apology is about

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4 years

laura bailey went to the bathroom at the game awards and straight up left before her category was even announced so that she could go play d&d with her friends instead, i’m— #criticalrole

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5 years

this tweet popped off so enjoy this picture of my cat looking dummy thicc

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8 months

i feel like over the years with critrolecloset i’ve tried to do so much polite education when it comes to the high cost (usually) correlating with the natural fibers used for the garment and i’m this close to just being a total asshole, like i can’t anymore lmao 😭

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5 years

you can tell that ashley was crying when they shot the final scene in the last of us part 2 so guess i’ll just go scream in a pillow? or something??

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7 years

can't put my finger on it, but something about "grudges" by paramore reminds me of the smiths. pls confirm @yelyahwilliams @zacfarro

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4 years

m*tth*w m*rc*r liking my tweets about going on dates with my dm is the most supportive dad energy i have ever felt in my life and i’m actually gonna cry

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7 years

i have been betrayed quite a few times in my life, but jeffrey dean morgan wearing a blue lives matter shirt today might top the list

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5 years

@ArseQueef not sure if this helps, but it may be matching with his best friend, troy baker. might be a reference to the new avengers game they did!

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4 years

(critical role 108 spoilers) matthew mercer yelling “I’M GONNA FIND THAT DICK!” lives rent free in my head

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6 years

my first ita bag. i’m beyond excited for the new #criticalrole campaign tomorrow, but vax’ildan will always hold a special place in my (apparently very glittery) black heart.

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9 years

don't mind me freaking out over how wonderful rookie yearbook four is. great job @tavitulle .

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9 years

. @mitskileaks : "this is my last song" me: "hoe don't do it" mitski: *starts playing "last words of a shooting star"* me: "oh my god"

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8 months

@AlexMcElwee15 YES 😭

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7 years

xander berkeley is a Certified Creep but hopefully gregory will get his comic book death and the walking dead cast will be pure again

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4 years

hayley williams really finished off chad gilbert with that song and my only hope is that he can now completely fade into obscurity with his 26yo fiance that he definitely won’t also cheat on

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2 years

@CriticalRole caduceus? 🥺

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8 months

@takeshikitano3 yeah there must’ve been some shit behind the scenes that left him irritated, because he was a guest player during campaign one of CR? he left another ominous comment that implies there’s some bad blood. he was annoying as fuck on their show though, i couldn’t stand him lmao 😭

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7 years

coworker: "why are you laughing so much?" me: "i'm listening to 3 grown men discuss whether jason voorhees is a top or bottom" @whmpodcast

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11 months

i completely understand and respect CR for wiping ALL of their content with brian w. foster, but man. there was so much incredible insight and fun moments from talks machina, gone forever. i’m so torn to see it go. :(

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2 years

@TroyBakerVA i mean, this feels pretty empty as long as your NFT post is still up lol

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8 months

@extracandy_ i saw another article through page six that goes more in-depth and i feel physically ill. dani was one of the people he abused. like i want to cry for them, i can’t imagine how hard it was to go through all of this. :(

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3 years

okay going private again for a little bit because I GOT THE FINISHED CRITROLECLOSET BANNER AND IT’S SO CUTE WTF

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5 years

LOOK AT MY FUCKIN BABY. THE HAIR STREAKS, THE BOOTS, OH MY GOD I WOULD REALLY DO ANYTHING FOR CADUCEUS CLAY 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #CRITICALROLE

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4 years

holy shit, this entire episode is so, so good. honestly, this arc has been marisha ray at her best and i’m not complaining. “i might’ve misinterpreted your actions” “go on do your thing” LMFAO

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8 months

knowing now we were watching content while dani was being pressured into doing the unthinkable, adrienne being assaulted AT A LIVE SHOW, like it fucks me up how many monsters hide in plain sight

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9 years

i'm cryyyyyying oh my god

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2 years

yearly repost of my picture with jon bernthal because 1) i don’t hate how i look here 2) still recovering from when i asked permission to hug him and he smirked and said, “we can do whatever you want” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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4 years

this is the first selfie i’ve taken since march 🤷‍♀️

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4 years

home, in bed sick af, and still mentally wrapping my head around the CR gang all knowing me by name, saying they talked about me at dinner, were following my posts online throughout the weekend, etc, i somehow feel out-loved by them right now wtf

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5 years

I’M HAVING A FUCKING STROKE???????

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9 years

@mitskileaks one time a punk band i watched with a female vocalist introduced them as a "male-backed band" and it was incredible

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4 years

everything sucks right now so i’m putting that Big Wholesome Mercer Energy on the timeline

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3 years

normalize the critical role cast telling people to shut the fuck up lol

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4 years

ya girl is 27 years old and just booked her first therapy appointment. this is going to be wild lmfao

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4 years

this guy is quickly becoming one of my favorite artists within the CR community, but this feels like a personal attack. 😭 i haven’t been excited to see someone’s interpretation of the final episodes so much before though!

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SUPER SPOILER . . . . . 'Disintegration' - Almost immediately after his sister is killed, Vax is hit with a disintegration ray from Vecna... Merry Christmas y'all! :) #voxmachina #criticalrolefanart #CriticalRole #fanart #anime #keyframe

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5 years

still crying over the fact that t*liesin j*ffe messaged me to say it’s okay to take a break from my fan account and then looked at my ita bags on my story the following day. sam is my favorite member, but tal really is the archfey father figure of the community 🥺🥺🥺

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5 years

i might start playing d&d with some of my starbucks co-workers SKREEEEEEEEEE

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6 years

@kateleth “roller derby sex nurse juggalo” is so perfect, damn

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3 years

lol so they have these on site booths of things you can do while waiting…i ended up waiting over an hour to take this. literally my 3 faves tho 🥴 #mcdxptd

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4 years

@CriticalRole @matthewmercer @MicaBurton oh man, i really love this. i also hope the people who criticize CR for going “too mainstream” and supposedly “forgetting about smaller creators” will tune in and realize they are STILL the same people STILL supporting the same artists and causes. love you guys.

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5 years

me rolling up to the carly rae jepsen show tonight: “how do you do, fellow gays?”

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5 years

i canNOT deal with goth senpai randomly tweeting me and the twitter hitting 10k this morning. i will cry in this lyft jfc

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4 years

i ordered something for one of my friends and it says it got delivered, but it’s nowhere to be found and all i can think about is the potential thief opening up my package and seeing this giant banner

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7 years

i am constantly grateful for @yelyahwilliams ' flawless snapchat getting me through the times when paramore aren't active

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8 months

fast fashion has really distorted the way we view clothing, and i also understand most people can’t afford a $100 sweater. but why dunk on those who can? they’re going to have that sweater for 10 years vs the polyester one that will disintegrate after a few washes 🤷🏻‍♀️

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3 years

so…i quit my job and got one in sales! it’s remote and i’ll be making $5 more an hour! i’m trying to be cautiously optimistic since my work life has been pretty turbulent this year and most days even i don’t understand what’s going on 😬

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6 years

@LauraBaileyVO @telltalegames your version of catwoman was one of my favs and i’m so grateful for the amount of love and dedication the team put into their projects. i just hope they know that their voices and talent are still needed within this industry 💓

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4 years

27 today 😬🎉

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2 years

@supercoolmedic @orphansmaker the fact that someone made a travis gif based on this makes this initial reply even better lol

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4 years

i’m so tempted to tweet out “critrolecloset says fuck the police” on my fan account because i think it would be hilarious, but is it worth getting a death threat from some guy who manages a home depot in ohio?

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5 years

🚨🚨🚨 GUESS WHO GOT THE JOB ON THE SPOT 🚨🚨🚨

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4 years

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4 years

I AM YEETING MYSELF OFF THE PLANET #criticalrole

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3 years

i finally got hired today and just want to say i lied throughout so much of this process and will now make more than i did at my previous office and will finally have benefits. so if you’re scared of lying on your resume, this is me telling you to absolutely do it lmao

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4 years

hey this has been one of the most stressful weeks of my life but i got approved for an apartment today and i move in tomorrow 🤷‍♀️ FUCK YEAH

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5 years

happy #outbreakday . here’s a flashback to an ellie cosplay i did a couple years ago. still one of my favs!!

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7 years

I HAVE REACHED THE ASTRAL PLANE @JDMorgan #walkerstalkercon

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3 years

as someone who just finally gained financial stability at age 27, can confirm that pretty much all of the problems in my life, at their core, were solved once i had money. it’s actually kind of infuriating 🙃

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As a therapist I can say confidently, that while therapy is helpful, what most people really need is money

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5 years

rare selfie time. imagine having cute freckles and not super muddy ones, can’t relate!!

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4 years

someone please talk me into getting this thotty corset for ren faire because i want to do like a cool assassin babe outfit, but this is also $73 so idk!!!

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4 years

ya girl got a working interview tomorrow at an oral and plastic surgeon’s office, fingers crossed i can escape this toxic hellhole!!

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4 years

i really don’t want to be a bragging turd, but i’m still wrapping my head around the fact that they all know me by name for some reason and were really excited to meet me?? why OMG what timeline is this 😭

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4 years

damn, if georgia ends up being a blue state it’s gonna feel SO good walking into my shit ass job where i am literally the only person who isn’t a republican. like everyone will actually have a meltdown pls let it happen PLS

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5 years

it’s okay to be crying tears of joy for the CR folks. it’s also okay to also feel a little conflicted or everything in-between. this amazon deal is kinda scary, uncharted territory, and we’re putting a lot of trust into the unknown. however you feel is valid because you CARE. 💓

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2 years

2 years since one of the best weekends of my life? cool cool cool cool cool

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5 years

today i worked on my first film set for like 10 hours and pinched off a chunk of my thumb skin on this heavy lighting thing. dude came up to me and said he did the same thing 43 years ago on his first day and shows me one of finger tips cut off. weirdest solidarity moment ever

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4 years

MATT...KNEW WHO I WAS WHEN I TOLD HIM MY NAME??? ?????? I AM BLUE SCREENING SO BAD RIGHT NOW WTF

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9 years

@Brendanekstrom this sums it up perfectly http://t.co/ZZEPUQs99z

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4 years

guess who bought resin dice molds and plans on making dice for EVERYONE

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5 years

walking into level 20 caduceus clay’s house

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3 years

no wildly new opinion here, but does it ever hit you, here and there, that we’re going on year 2 of being robbed of a normal life because too many people are just selfish fucking assholes and can’t cooperate in a pandemic? because i’m just angry all over again right now.

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4 years

critical role is back from hiatus today and i woke up with the same giddiness and jitters i get during a con or live show. can’t wait to cry 🙃

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5 years

@Marisha_Ray YOUR FUN IS WRONG still going strong in 2019

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4 years

i got some really incredible stuff at c2e2, but i have a huge soft spot for this regis keychain i’m trying to find the perfect display spot for. thanks for making that ~rare~ merch for the actual best boy in the witcher, @artofjyang !

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2 years

so many amazing ffxiv fans at momocon. ♥️ earl and i went as lopporits and got so much love!! 🥹

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2 years

some of the comments on CRC are so fucking defeating for no reason. i’ve been doing this for 3 1/2 years & people still talk to me like i’m stupid and don’t know what i’m doing, or like i have some weird, ulterior motive. critters will never be satisfied but what else is new tbh

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3 years

i’m 28 today!! perhaps i will learn how to take different angles in 2021, but probably not. also enjoy this photo from my 7th birthday

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4 years

remind me to find the screencaps where i got into twitter beef with chad because i told him my favorite paramore songs are the ones about how much he fucking sucks and he got BIG MAD

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3 years

remembering the time i met joe manganiello at sdcc and i literally had crazy eyes because i was perplexed at how hot he was irl, never forget

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4 years

the ongoing joke on CR about jester slowly killing her pet weasel is one of favs but this whole scene, specifically when liam broke taliesin with the bates motel joke, has me GONE

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3 years

POV: you bought a rug and it’s been on the floor for literally one minute

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3 years

Y’ALL. I FINALLY GOT RELEASED FROM MY FORMER LEASE!!! LET’S FUCKING GOOOO

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5 years

imagine being the type of person who tweets @ matt mercer for mispronouncing a word during a 4+ hour stream where majority of what he says is improv. the same matt who overcame childhood speech issues & still gets self-conscious when he says something wrong. can’t fucking relate!

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1 year

@mrrare_swift @PopCrave i guess you’ll have to skip her song on the new version of speak now looooool

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3 years

it’s kind of nerve-racking to feature new people on the account because i don’t know how they’re going to respond and i’m still just… 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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