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Zi

@advancedwinger

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Play this at my funeral
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A black player getting this kinda king treatment in Italy is mad when you think about it
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Terry’s a racist, Alonso’s a murderer, Werner’s a footballer but Chelsea fans draw the line with Zouma hitting a cat🥶🥶
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We need to have a serious conversation on how Tuchel treated Abraham. Because this was ridiculous
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Mount completely dogwalked Madrid’s legendary midfield and people acted like they were washed💀
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Not gonna lie, the way some of you lot turned on Lukaku so quick but backed Werner through a year of bad form has got me wondering🤨
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One was “not good enough for the Premier League” and the other is apparently a generational talent
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Tammy gets cooked for his 15 goal season because he ‘only scored in small games’, but I’m seeing that Havertz is generational after he scored 3 out of his 4 PL goals against 18th place Burnley💀
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Arsenal have lost 17-1 on aggregate against the top 3 this season uno😭
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You guys remember when Liverpool were so good that we were gassing Van Dijk getting dribbled past? Dark times for the premier league man
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Nah I feel him though. Imagine grinding with your boy for a decade with a dream to become Chelsea legends. Both on course to becoming one in their own rights, and then your boy snakes you to join a rival team after his first bit of adversity
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We sold Guehi, Tomori, Livramento and Abraham all to fund Lukaku. This summer we are in the market for 2 CBs, a RWB and a Striker…
@willreyner
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We sold 100m worth of academy talent to fund Lukaku for him to leave after a year for a 95m loss. Inter have made an absolutely mockery of us.
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Mount really scored in Champions league quarter final, Semi Final and got a assist in the Final. People still try to act he isn’t a baller is hilarious to me
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By the way fuck Zouma, but don’t come on here with some moral high ground about Zouma and then support a fucking racist and murderer the next day. Keep the same energy
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@AmechiCFC The things you Chessy fans do to discredit Abraham. Just be happy for the guy
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Chukwemeka on £100k, Koulibaly on 225k, Sterling on 300k, Cucurella on 200k, 5 game a season James on 250k. But our 2x POTY is apparently asking for too much😂😂😂
@FelixJohnston_
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Understand talks with Mason Mount have restarted after UCL exit, but still big gap between parties. Chelsea need big cuts & see Mount's demands as simply too much. Mount has had direct conversations with Liverpool & Liverpool officially declared interest in Mount to Chelsea.
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This is the performance that got Potter sacked😭😭
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No no no, a DM can’t be able to shoot or have any good Physical attributes 😡😡😡
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We sold this monster for Kai Havertz…
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Who is better for their Country? RT for Neymar Like for Messi
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Didn’t Foden go viral for doing this yesterday?
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I don’t like pulling the race card. But compare the way Chelsea fans treat Jackson vs how they treated Havertz and Werner for their first season here. Night and day difference lmao
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Twitta lowkey ruined football for me, couldn’t imagine having an agenda on a player back in the day. I used to ride out for Torres and Oscar
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It’s crazy that you had to go back to the LAMPARD to find a pass for Jorginho. Enzo made like 3 of them against Leicester alone😭
@TobzHollywood
TOBZ 🐐
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Enzo man stop it great ball 👏⚽️
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Gusto, Jackson and Petrovic are the reason I trust our scouting system. They are some gems
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Reece James was doing this as a 18 year old and I had people on here saying we should buy Hysaj for £50m😂
@LaticsOfficial
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💪💫🚀 Strength & skill... then the strike! @reecejames_24 👏 #wafc 🔵⚪️💚
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Fofana is elite, this hate is so forced
80m on Fofana & he’s hardly a better passer let alone defender than Chalobah
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We spent £62m on Cucurella and he isn’t even better than post ACL Chilwell. That is way too funny
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Actually I think quite the contrary. Taking Mudryk out of the firing line and allowing him to adapt to life in England, without reactionary fans like you down his throat every week will help him massively
Potter’s treatment of Mudryk has been so hilariously & incredibly poor it’s kind of remarkable. He’s the best left winger we have, he has the highest ceiling in the squad (low floor), and he’s a permanent Chelsea player, not a loan.
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If you still think Lampard was a limited poacher, watch this....
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They hated him because he told them the truth
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Tammy’s getting abuse for scoring 1/3 chances, but Werner gets praised for his ‘great movement’ if he misses all 3 of the same chances. Make it make sense
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I'm going to stick to this opinion. If we just kept faith in Tammy, CHO and Pulisic for the last 2 years we would have no attacking problems right now
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Mudryk is the most obvious superstar signing I’ve seen, but our fanbase want to judge him off of 7 bench appearances 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@tablecup1 @sportbible When has Mourinho ever done that?
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@idoxvi He disrespected FM🕊️
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Just give me Mount as a #8 for 5 games in a row, watch how our performances increase
@EMG_38
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Mount vs Palace
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Mount and Tomori during Thiago Silva's initiation
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This is 100% on Tuchel. He saw the potential in CHO and Pulisic and decided to give 1 game a month shifts at wingback or 10 Minutes on the wing. And then was so surprised when our attackers were bad
@FelixJohnston_
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How was this after the injury man, I don’t get it
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@Cfcaud @433Gary You should because our striker are terrible and he’s flourishing
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Ozil has literally wasted his prime years at Arsenal. What a fucking idiot, he never wanted to challenge himself. Should've left 2 summers ago. Probably the best Playmaker in his generation has been wasted next to Xhaka and El Neny. What a joke
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The day we lost our Winner’s mentality
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CHO is gonna have a proper breakthrough season man. I just feel it
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“Kepa is a better shot stopper than Mendy”. I can’t stand our fanbase 🤦‍♂️
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I’ve said this for the past year, but I’ll say it again. Tuchel was 100% the reason for our attackers bad form
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“Unsavable”
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@nrjinhov2 @yercorse He slept with a underaged prostitute
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@Omnimojo @itis_Gb His children pulled a prank on him. They act like they destroyed their new TV
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@UnitedCentr @goose20th How is he a clown for saying facts? Would you take back a girl who falsely accused you of rape?😭
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People genuinely think Mount won’t improve loads over the next few years, he’s already class at 22, imagine him at 26 ffs
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Dont let Messi FC destroying us distract from the fact Kante has dropped a 9/10 and is the best DM in the world
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@TMLFC19 @gowens1878 It’s still weird, they are grown men
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@advancedwinger
Zi
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@MKTHFC1 @owenthfc__ Bro is famous, why would he not use that to his advantage?😂😂
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We are signing this freak to partner up with Enzo and Caicedo 😂😂
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City won't be bigger than United in our life time.There isn't a power shift in North London. Tottenham have not won one trophy since the 'power shift', whilst Arsenal have won 3 and have signed bigger names. Finishing a place above isn't a powershift, Kane is the only difference
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Come back to me when Felix gets %50 of this tally👍🏾
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@monilyth @footballdaily @GNev2 @Carra23 Pep embarrassed Sir Alex before he came to the PL😂
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But Mudryk saying nigga in a song is where they draw the line 😭😭
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The FA has revealed a string of offensive racial remarks by John Yems but still concluded that the former Crawley manager is "not a conscious racist". Warning: The below copy contains language of a racist and discriminatory nature.
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WHERE IS SALAH? DA DA DA DA DA. AND MANE MANE? DA DA DA DA DA DA. CANT FIND BOBBY FIRMINO. IN NEED OF COUTINHO
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@advancedwinger
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@MakThatGuy You literally just named 3 ultra rich people who got rich before the social media era. If they aren’t ‘clever’ then who is?😭😭
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@afcmannyy @Afcsammmm “Done it in the Euros”. He had 0 G/A😭
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@BL4KEGRIFFIN Ronaldo has always been the favorite of the majority of fans
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Rory really still hates Jorginho? Sad
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Antonio would be such a good footballer if he wasn't terrible at football
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Getting Colwill for £40m when he’s a £80m player >>>> Giving Colwill poverty minutes for the next couple of seasons
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First Someone hacks Dele Alli and he gets exposed, whats next?? Someone leaking a video of Harry Kane speaking English?!?
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@ProjectTeye @yxngbaz Highest Goalscoer in Brazil history and a Messi and Ronaldo away from 3 Balon D’ors? He’s not wasted a thing
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@HeshComps @chiddyafc He’s a touchline winger in this new system lol, he’s just that good
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In an alternate universe James is a £60m player for Crystal Palace and our fanbase are trying to convince themselves he isn’t good enough and didn’t have the right mentality to compete with Hysaj
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He will come, not get used the pace of the premier league immediately. Fans will eventually turn on him, then he will lose all of his confidence and look a shell of his original self. Lastly we will buy a new shiny toy after only a season to magically save the day🙄
@CFCdruw
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Please, Chelsea. I don’t ask for much, but Antonio Nusa is a MUST.
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Nah its so funny when people hate Mount than gas up this performance😭😭
Christian Pulisic vs Wolves - #10
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People think this tweet is some big political statement, but I just wanted a reason to slander Werner
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He drinkdrives, doesn't show up to training and fights his teammates. But there is still barely any media outrage. But Paul Pogba literally gets attacked for praying. Amazing what a passport can for you
@BBCSport
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Danny Drinkwater's future at Aston Villa is in doubt. He was sent home by manager Dean Smith after a training ground incident on Tuesday. #AVFC
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Btw the “Werner makes us play better” narrative is so wrong so please stop flooding mentions with that lie. Everyone of our best performances came with that brother hugging the bench😌
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Foden missed this😭😭
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@advancedwinger
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@AFCMattxx @TransferChecker Because it isn’t illegal?😭😭
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Twitter era is crazy. In no other era a 6 goal PL striker would have the confidence to demand guaranteed first team minutes at a 3rd place PL club. The twitter hype gets to these kids heads, the ego of Broja and Colwill is unbelievable
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The way Mount was casually churning out world class performances everyweek from January to May>>>>
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Why do team always magically score a “wonder goal” every time Kepa starts, but never against Mendy?🙃
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@louiscreek69 @norwich_central I promise you there was a player worse than him when we slapped you 7-0
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Potter managed the Cucurella situation perfectly man, took him out of the firing line for a bit and came back better than ever
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@FourRoIe This is true, he was something else man. Easily the best peak of a CB in the prem era
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We wanted to sign De Ligt and got Koulibaly. Wanted to sign Ake and got Cucurella. Wanted to sign Kounde and got Fofana instead. Want to sign Aubameyang and might get Zaha instead. We are literally failing and getting better players
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@Fazzyfavour @dxnii50 He conceded 4 goals
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@THUSOSETLHAPELO @LaPiochey He was class under Lampard as well, plus he’s literally the best defender of his generation 💀
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He did something like this 5 times in 5 years. Enzo has done it 5 times in a month
@hxroon7i
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i can do you one better 👍
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@hugohive @Afcsammmm @CFC_NgoIo He's better than everyone at everything tbf
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@KM07070 @Matchday365 @GabeCareFree Bro please shut up, you’re all over twitter protecting the worst player in our history
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@JF5Era This is soooo weird man
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Tuchel played Havertz and Mount as touchline wingers with Raheem Sterling the winger playing as a false 9. But apparently he can’t do anything to make our attack better
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Apparently Mount is the reason Havertz can’t dribble and has the upper body strength of a 12 year old. A false 9 that can’t create, score or dribble I’m tired. But yes Mount is reason he’s been bad for 3 years
@4Ghostttt
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Mason Mount’s inability to play as a creative “10” or winger is holding back Havertz idc what anyone says it is the sheer truth
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@TikiTakaConnor @vmanlikemat Stage 3 has started 👀
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Enzo is so obviously elite man, why do people try to run an agenda on him😂😂
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Mudryk was extremely good with the limited touches he had today. Crazy talent, just needs to play with a competent LB and he’s gonna blow
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Tears he was shocked a through ball was acc played to him for once
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Imagine giving someone a Badiashile - Colwill partnership in defence and a Enzo - Caicedo partnership in midfield and they complain about more signings. Brother you are simply not a good manager
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@Bibby998 @WhoScored Van Dijk is a CB
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Ok Enough debating lets settle this here. RT for Giroud Like for Llorente
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@Br1t2000 @Leeds_Rayson Oh no guess we have to settle for Champions League😪
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My head is unbelievably hot, how does this guy cost £50m
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Because Chelsea fans judge player based on purely bias. Mount got discredited a 30 G/A season whilst Felix is getting praised for doing flicks with 0 output
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Why do rivals act like they know more about players than the people that watch him every week?
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Your opinion on Jackson is a litmus test on ball knowledge
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Jackson I’ll remember your performance even if no one wants to
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