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JÒHÁNNÙ MÍMỌ́

@aboladejohn_

2 years

I said I don't want a 9-5 job so i started #Crypto trading. Now, I work 24/7 😭😭😭😭

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JÒHÁNNÙ MÍMỌ́

@aboladejohn_

5 months

@InternetH0F A terabyte is 1024 GIG. 1024 × 58 = 59, 329 GIG of child porn. He truly deserves to be thrown in an erupting volcano

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5 months

@GoinCrazyFights Who raised these kids? Look at women cheering them up?

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3 years

RETWEET IF YOU KNOW THESE CRIMINALS

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5 months

@Bornakang therapist: "do u have any weird memories from childhood?" Lil kid: yes, christmas 2023

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4 years

The irony of a broken relationship💔

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5 months

@GoinCrazyFights A friend just said these are products of single mothers.

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3 years

I travelled for just a month. See what the rats in my kitchen did. Hunger dey this land 😹

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4 years

I think she deserves an Oscar for this pretty dark skin 🍫

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5 months

@cctvidiots Did you say assault? THIS IS ATTEMPTED MURDER! The motherfucker should be charged for attempted murder

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1 month

@fasc1nate Later in the meeting:

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4 years

But she said NO!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂

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5 months

@crazyclipsonly Why would you bring out your dog without a leash??? especially when you know you have zero control over them

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5 months

@GoinCrazyFights He wasn't having it. He was being respectful cos he did not say anything hurtful

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@aboladejohn_

4 years

Y'all meet Benjamin. He's another victim of a Samsung phone. The phone did not explode this time around but his wife found out the password

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4 years

Please who knows the name of this thing so I can stop calling it VLC? 🤦🏾‍♂️

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4 years

Girls be like I don't have anything to wear😂

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5 years

When you live When you with your VS start living parents alone

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5 years

O jewa manaa claat!

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4 years

Finally, we get some realistic mannequins

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4 years

Behind that door is $10 Billion. All you have to do is go through that door and take it but the rule is "No Weapon Is Allowed" What will you do and how will you do it?

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5 months

@GoinCrazyFights Did you say rape? Beats?? I'm afraid I might end up in jail for murder

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5 years

In Nigeria, a man started a civil service job in 1986 with a salary of ₦500 ($700). He retired in 2016 on a salary of ₦180,000 ($500). My conclusion, for 30 years, He was slowly and consistently moving backwards 😭😭😭

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3 years

Others Me 😭

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4 years

I'm not a boring person, I'm just an indoor gangster who likes to stay alone. It's always me and my ancestors. That's how I stay out of trouble and disrespect

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3 years

If you died today, who will unlock your phone?

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4 years

Guess who this is 😂 #NigeriaVsAmerica

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4 years

Having sex with only your boyfriend/girlfriend and sticking to one person doesn't change the fact that you are FORNICATING

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3 years

Thanks what???😭😭😭

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4 years

Nigerians abroad are protesting on our behalf. They are not tired. They are not backing down. Why are we at home backing down? Why are we all silent? With one voice, we will win this battle. Online protesters, oya begin dey RETWEET any #EndSARS tweet AGGRESSIVELY

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4 years

Paintings are beautiful so a painter painted a painting of a painting painting a painter around a painting

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3 years

Womanizing is an expensive business with no profit but losses; Do not invest in it.

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4 years

Until death do DEATH 💀 us part

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4 years

Teacher: No eating in class Kids sitting at the back:

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4 years

When I say "I won't tell anyone" Just know that she doesn't count

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4 years

RT for them to see it Let's pepper them #GhanaVsNaija

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4 years

I'm not feeling fine at all. My account balance is paining me 😭

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4 years

You can't find a name that start with "A" and ends with "E" Prove me wrong

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@aboladejohn_

2 years

3x GREAT GOATS 🐐 WHITELIST GIVEAWAY 🎁 How to win:⬇️ - Like ❤️ and Retweet 🔄 - Follow @GreatGoatsNFT and @aboladejohn_ - Tag 3 NFT frens DANCE WITH THE GOATS! 🤘 🕺 🐐 LET'S DANCE WITH THE GREATEST TO DO 🚀 🚀 🚀 Ending soon!!! #SolanaNFTs #WhitelistGiveaway

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@aboladejohn_

4 years

Y'all take a wild guess. Who is this? 😂

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4 years

Maths, The Only Place Where People Buy 250 Oranges And No One Wonders Why.

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5 years

Sco pa tu manaa

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4 years

Typical Ghanian listening to their own artiste #GhanaVsNaija

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4 years

Don't be shy when you repeat clothes. It's shows you're the owner

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4 years

Your Girlfriend OR 20 Billion??? Honest replies please and maybe tell us WHY 🙏🏾

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4 years

How good are your eyes? Are they coming or going?

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4 years

Àbí make I swallow my pride. Make I start to dey comment under giveaway post?🤔🤔🤔 ẹnu gbé o

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3 years

Assuming, you caused this. Reply as a broke person

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4 years

I remember when my mom slapped me because I was crying because she slapped me😭😭😭

THE TRUTH

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5 years

Scupa tu ma naa

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4 years

TIPS ON HOW TO RETRIEVE YOUR MONEY AFTER YOU HAVE BEEN SCAMMED I read this article somewhere and I decided to come share it here. Do your friends and your followers a great deal of help by RTing, it costs you nada 💯 Go through the thread careful and learn. #Thread

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4 years

She told her boyfriend to show her pictures of the outfits she ordered and daaaaamn I for sure wasn't expecting this...😹 #NationalBoyfriendDay

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4 years

Men are scum. You fvcked my sister. I don't want nothing to do with you no more. ... But you asked me to show more interest in your family.

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4 years

Here, it is clearly shown that sex is more important than your meal ...and watching live porn is more important than running for your life. 😂

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4 years

If She doesn't Pick ur Calls, Don't worry Bruh, just Send her a text. "Honey Have u Received The Money" She'll call you back most def 😂😂😂

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5 months

@cctvidiots "Come earlier next time and you will see we aren't kidding you" That was it for me.... I laughed so hard 😂😂😂

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4 years

If Encountered By a Mountain Lion 😂

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3 years

A problem shared is still your problem. Na you just cast ursef

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4 years

If you want to catch a man, use a woman. If you want to catch a woman, use ________???

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4 years

Melanin too dark to throw her shade 🖤🖤🖤

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3 years

RETWEET IF YOU REMEMBER THIS PLACE

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4 years

When a Nigerian says thunder fire your yanshh

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4 years

7 years of Vs Two months marriage of marriage

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4 months

@InternetH0F Better have the whole gaming with friends on tape with a stamped date & time.... cos of any future accusation

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4 years

If you are beating me 5-0 on FIFA and you still pause to change formation or watch the replay. I will have to assume you like hospital food.

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4 years

RETWEET if you believe Buhari has been the worst President in history (Both Military and Democratic) #SARSMUSTEND || #BuhariHasBeenABadBoy

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4 years

Pretty girls with natural bodies and respectable jobs. You all are still winning just don't let social media fool you

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4 years

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong

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5 years

You live in 1Bedroom and be tweeting "Having Breakfast In Bed" Wait! Do you have a choice?

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4 years

We are all mad in this country 😂

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4 years

Imagine dating someone who doesn't like or use WhatsApp stickers 🤮🥶 eeeeeeew 🤮

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4 years

*tap and hold one app on your homescreen* All other apps:

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4 years

Every cheating story is the man but when you talk about DNA test, some women faint. Why?

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5 months

@InternetH0F Next day Random people pointing at him: That's the incest guy I told you about

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3 years

Whaaa da fvck are birds so excited about at 7am?

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4 years

A totally naked woman rushed into a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The woman asked the taxi driver, "Why are you staring at me that way,😠 haven't you ever seen a naked woman?" The taxi driver replied, "No, I just wonder where you keep my money"

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4 years

Baby, I checked your phone while you were sleeping. Who is Sade one night stand? Reply as the boyfriend

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4 years

Flies will always be flies

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3 years

As you dey pray for money, pray make e last, as you dey pray make e last, pray make you last.

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4 years

There are two kinds of Ladies; (1) y = ax² + bx + c (2) y = mx + c You won't understand this joke because your head is as clean as an A4 paper. Tragic 💔

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3 years

If you're clueless about where you're leading your country to. Please stand up

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4 years

Daddy, mummy meet my boyfriend. He's the man I'd like to marry. Reply like an African parent 😁

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6 months

@Bornakang She skates like a gangster

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4 years

Can You Do This For A Million Dollar?

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4 years

God punish every single soul playing with our emotions with fake #EndSARS giveaway at this trying time Can I hear an Amen? and RETWEET if you support this

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@aboladejohn_

4 years

They close Third Mainland Bridge just to repair and reconstruct. It caused more traffic and we bear and reason with them. Now, reason and bear with us as the Soro Soke generation will peacefully protest and close some major roads today to repair and reconstruct Nigeria #EndSARS

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4 years

Watch and Learn!!! I never knew there are some cooking tricks like this

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3 years

Tom and Jerry is that show you were happy to watch as a kid and even when you get older, you're even more happier to watch with your kids

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3 years

This quoted tweet motivated me and I decided to ask her if I could DM and she said Yes ...but😭😭😭

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3 years

If a girl texts you first. BLOCK HIM

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4 months

@drpenking You are not bright at all. How you finished medical school should be questioned. So the lawyer is below average because you don't know him? E go sir

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@aboladejohn_

5 years

Let's all take a minute to appreciate our mom ❤