Abbzo @abigail_elisama Twitter profile

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3 years

@simply_lay_ I watched this on some tiktok and almost fainted😭.

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5 years

@avstin__ @normanbaguma33 He’s this same kid😂😂😂he really loves food!

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2 months

My mom’s gospel music paused as soon as I walked in, just a mere coincidence mannn. Tell me why this babe said, “these are signs of the Antichrist”. Ah ah😭

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7 months

Please abeggg!!!

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8 months

trust men or be british

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1 year

The money for June is already done. Jesus!!

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9 months

Being strict is very very nice btw!!!

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5 years

I can't give you some of my juice, it has medicine😂

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2 years

Eating pilau Biting a clove in the mix

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2 years

What a performance!!! @fireboydml This man performed even more songs than the ones on the list🥹😭. Like wowww😍

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@abigail_elisama

8 months

My dad called my mum’s phone and I picked it up cause she was busy. Tell me why this man said “Give the phone to my sweetheart, I don’t like children these days”. Bruhh😂😭

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2 years

The invasion of ‘Kulosa’ by Justine Skye led to the collapse of the British empire

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@abigail_elisama

2 years

There’s a petrol station after every 100m these days😳. Investors please, we also want amusement parks.

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4 months

Just because I said that instead of telling people “Congrats” we need to start saying “Congmice”. They almost called the bouncer for me💀

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4 months

I launched my hard joke yesto but these guys refused it💀

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7 months

Gabzy needs to release a list of songs that he’s gonna perform so that we don’t over revise!!! Cause I’ve reached form 4 notes over here munaye.

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@abigail_elisama

9 months

Everytime I remember the Meat guy ‘clone’ who named his restaurant “Guy Wenyama” I just die💀

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3 years

After Michael B Jordan’s free trial is done, Lori is going to the Uk to collect our Duke of Hastings😭😂

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2 years

When you want to Revise but you haven’t even Vised.

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2 years

But have you ever tried to read work you weren’t taught ? 🙂

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1 year

I want Nasty C to make the craziest comeback ever!!!

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@abigail_elisama

1 year

45yr old me after my mum asks what she should cook for the Christmas parreeee💃🏾

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@fanuel__ochieng

1 year

But at 25 haufai kuwa kwa nyumba ya babako

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3 years

You had to be there too!!!! As a must😂

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2 months

Small small “delve” and you’ve given us a whole thesis?! Dey playyyy!!! There are people who talk like this on a daily basis;

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2 months

Someone sent me a cold email proposing a novel project. Then I noticed it used the word "delve."

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3 months

If you clap right now, you might even start a fire😣. It’s too much!!!

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@abigail_elisama

2 years

Choosing red as your theme for a color picnic so that you arrive with tomatoes and the red sting>>>

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7 months

Maybe next year will be the year that Tems decides to forgive us and come back to Kampala.

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2 years

Going for Chike as a single person so that when he sings ‘running to you’, You actually run to him and hug him>>>

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@abigail_elisama

2 years

No one: White All stars(shoes): I want to be brown when I grow up🫠

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3 years

Ed Sheeran hate is so forced smh! The guy doesn’t even disturb anyone!

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@abigail_elisama

4 years

When the Dj forgets to play Isaiah Katumwa’s instrumental music when food is being served at weddings!

God's Fav😎

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4 years

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6 months

Teenage boys🤝🏾eating like Komodo dragons

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1 year

Ehh Brother Bernard🙆🏽‍♀️

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3 years

Mad Maddo Maddestttt😭💯. Guys when the Area Boyz come to Ug. Don’t forget to tell me thank you😂😭

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@abigail_elisama

11 months

I’d name them Bcon, C-con, Econ,Fcon……

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@OyinTGSPE

11 months

Akon and his 9 kids ❤️

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2 years

We successfully identified the NSG group leader!

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@abigail_elisama

5 years

I miss my highschool days😂 Random student: Uhm you guys, who has ruler? Another random student: Ya Mirree! Whole class: Oooohh 😮😮😮 Random student: Ah OK guys seriously, who has a ruler? Another random student : Ya firree! Whole class: Oooohh😮😮😮(while collapsing😂)

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@abigail_elisama

4 months

Daddy Deb got the memo💀

lord commander of the nyra’s war crimes

@lovvewolf

4 months

In all this, muzungu sat there and ate his food 😭😭😂😂

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@abigail_elisama

5 years

Back in highschool we had a teacher called Mr.Twaha who also used to wait for Konshen's music to come on during Danke so it would be easy to catch those who were rubbing severely😂. He then sent the culprits out of the hall to go and watch movies in another room😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

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@abigail_elisama

5 years

Him: Hi Me: Hey Him: So tell me about yourse... Me:

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2 months

I wish there was a way of buying tickets to attend random weddings and just be part of the “awww” committee.

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3 years

@zoe27422882 @simply_lay_

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@abigail_elisama

3 years

Can’t believe I’m this excited to see Puleng tomorrow😂 #BloodAndWater

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@abigail_elisama

3 years

“If you don’t laugh, you will cry” -Daily reminder

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@abigail_elisama

3 years

*Me reading “thank you Abby” messages from my group mates after doing the group assignment alone*

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@abigail_elisama

7 months

But you guys!!! When did your ‘imaginary’ Melvitto come, cause me and 200 others never saw him💀

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@abigail_elisama

8 months

Yes/No- Banky W.

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8 months

What Afrobeat song do you think was created perfectly?

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1 year

Did Tems forget that she’s an artist?🙄😫

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3 years

Good thing is that Muk and Mubs are sister schools. The Nakawa announcements can also apply these ends of Kikoni.

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@abigail_elisama

7 months

Buga!!! I’ve never hated anything more😪

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7 months

Which song has this effect on you?

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3 years

This sem’s course units are not smiling at all😂. Eh eh eh! I literally cannot believe my eyes. Lecture at 8pm?! as if I’m a thief!

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1 year

I was walking so fast on the road today and this crazy boda man started shouting “Murife don’t run”. Bruhhh, I even died!😂

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5 months

It’s giving Eddie Murphy and Steve Harvey

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@Tr3_GK

5 months

Saw one of my best friends from college…why does this look like our engagement pic? 😂

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4 years

“Send me your pics”

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3 years

But what is this lifeeee????😩

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6 months

This concert needs Ham’s stadium😂🥳

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6 months

You know what it is🤩!!!

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3 years

Words of affirmation guys are now showing off!! They now feel like they’re the baddest commandos in the city, ahaaa😂!

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@abigail_elisama

4 years

The same people that say ‘Excuse’ without adding ‘me’, are the same people that say ‘Well be back’. 😂💀💀💀 -Namara Yvesse

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2 years

It’s just the 6th day of Feb but we have already celebrated 792 birthdays in Kampala. It’s like everyone was born this month😂

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@abigail_elisama

1 year

I hope 5 ‘courages’ can take me to Santorini🥲

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1 year

“Travel is not a matter of money but of courage”

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2 years

She can dance but this is surely a Douglas not a Dougie

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2 years

Ashley doing the ‘Dougie’ at Gizelle & Robyn’s “Reasonably Shady” event last night! 😭 #RHOP

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3 years

No one: Mesach Ssemakula x Betty Nambooze🤝Let’s be Twinziesss

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@abigail_elisama

3 years

“Ehh, But your hands a rough! You’re a hard worker”😭. At that point, you’d wish you were the laziest man on earth!

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@abigail_elisama

3 years

Did you guys see how Fred laughed when Maguire got a red card?😂. This is hilarious😂

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4 months

The worst part was that he was a 6ft tall king😭. Some things are not supposed to happen to very tall people, idk how to explain it💀.

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@abigail_elisama

3 years

You definitely had to be there😭.

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@abigail_elisama

5 years

Front seat passengers who fasten their seat belts without being told😂>>>>>>>>>

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@abigail_elisama

5 years

Bro: My internet isn’t working, I’ve even restarted my phone Me: Have you paid OTT? Bro:👀👀👀 Me:

Yᴏᴜʀ Gʀᴀᴄᴇ †

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1 year

You make a mistake of getting a lil too full just once and your waist beads suddenly feel like they can roll up to your shoulders. Haibo🥲

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4 years

I was very active during sports day! I used to serve glucose to the participants, it was quite hectic😭!!!!

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6 months

Burna side-stap us badlyyy. How do you drop ‘last last’ and spin the block?💀. That’s just squatting on business smh!!!

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@abigail_elisama

7 months

When the gbedu dey enter body, enter body🎶

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7 months

What’s that ka thing when an unexpected Kara like feeling rushes through your body?

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4 years

Creativity 80- Effectiveness 0.00

Legit.ng | Leading the way

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4 years

20-year-old first class Anatomy graduate of Delta State University, Ishicheli Grace Kenechi is making face masks with beads after observing that some people find it hard to breathe with the popular face masks. Isn't this innovative? #LegitStories #payusviaBVN #coronavirus

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2 years

Not me thinking they accidentally tagged Akon instead of Gen.Katumba Wamala😳. And how did Akon secretly get here?😂

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2 years

. @fireboydml x @Akon link up in Uganda 🇺🇬💫💫

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@abigail_elisama

5 years

When you remember how you slid and fell in the mud on some rainy day in 2001

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@abigail_elisama

3 years

That Somali song in the video where the girl’s eyelash is pulled by her friend is stuck in my head😭. It’s my new jam now💃🏾

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@abigail_elisama

3 years

What’s up? Valentino Valentinas!😂

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@abigail_elisama

4 years

What’s up? Quarantino Quarantinas!💀

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@abigail_elisama

1 year

I just wonder how “Summy Nana and Ficky Nana” are doing right now 😂😭

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@abigail_elisama

3 years

Hearing “Ayo Gyptian tell dem fi gwaan, eviction” can never ever get old🔥.

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@abigail_elisama

4 years

My lecturer has one joke that he rebounds every Monday😂. Mbu when you go for a date, you might be thinking of what meal to have and yet the other person is planning to have you as their meal. Bro, it’s not even that funny but people be laughing their hearts out as if😂.smh!

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2 years

I’m here but I have 700bob pages to cover in 2 days😱. Hmm.

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7 months

Having Diamond Platinumz on your wrapped is just the funniest thing ever😭.

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3 years

How can we have class from Monday to Sunday as if we’re thieves??? All this because why???

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2 years

Are you pushing 🅿️ or is the 🅿️ pushing you?! Stay tuned.

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@abigail_elisama

5 years

S.6s during cantab: We can do whatever we wanna kasta we are leaving😂

Gucci icecream🪐

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4 months

CJ’s staff also need to stop cosplaying as Ndere cultural centre performers man😭. Those drums are the cause of all this wahala😂

👽 aerial wizard 🌌

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4 months

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 bitandise.... my fuccing ribs.

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5 years

But why did Fresh Kid decide to join school on Thursday?😂 Monday was too far???

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@abigail_elisama

2 years

I could light up a whole school rn with the solar energy my forehead has accumulated, ahhh😩.

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5 years

Disaster preparedness strategy!

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What is it called to block someone who has never followed you?

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@abigail_elisama

2 years

This Ebola issue is actually so so scary😳

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1 year

I’ve just deeped that NRG radio actually means “Energy” radio!! Like NRG=Energy, wow!! Or maybe I’m just forging my own things😂

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3 years

Videographer: Ayo NSG, how many members are you in the group?! NSG: Yes

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3 years

Only God Can Judge Me 🙏🏾

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5 years

Lecturer: You don’t have to write some of these things I’m saying! We’re just having a discussion! Me: *Drops pen*😎 *20 minutes later!* Lecturer: I’ve been explaining and I’ve seen some of you not writing. When I set these things in your test don’t act shocked hmm. Me:

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@abigail_elisama

5 years

Da fueling

The Ignited

@igniteivan

5 years

How do they call this process 😂

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5 years

Excuse me Master, Ssemaganda is at the sickbay but he's not even sick, he just wants to dodge your lesson😂

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3 months

I keep going back to see the Victony poster just to smile at it every now and then. Very excitinggg☺️

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@abigail_elisama

5 years

@PatohShanqueels 😂😂😂😂😂 now you're talking!

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@abigail_elisama

5 years

My Dad, *Enters Smile internet shop and sees receptionist being bored, chilling on her own things and being absent minded in peace! He walks to her, unprovoked, and says, ‘Why are you not Smiling and yet you are in the Smile shop?’😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️

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@abigail_elisama

4 years

“Be there or be square” Moi:

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@abigail_elisama

4 years

Maybe Aubameyang wanted his no.14 to shine, we’re no.14 on the table with 14 points. Always forward crew😂 But what has gam me this night is how City won and has 15 points😂😂😂😭. Anyway, Next time better!

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@abigail_elisama

1 year

Khosicle have the best diary sessions in the house😂 #BBTitans2023

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