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the primary color convention after blue’s passing
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why does she look like katniss in victors village
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11 months
i feel like stan twitter doesn’t produce tweets like this anymore like ekdwjdhdiwnwod
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have we really gotten to the point where we’re reacting to AI generated pictures..
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lifting weights to this rn 😭
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2 months
handed customer an americano and they gave it back saying it tasted like “water and espresso”…
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4 months
Santa, Epstein, and Schindler fighting to see who can have the most famous list
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the last three sheep at the finale round of noah’s ark auditions
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5 months
nicki at the sample store #PinkFriday2
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2 months
see you’re all clowning me but the gag is after blue passed yellow fell into a deep depression that forced red to indoctrinate green into the trio so.
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1 month
the way this isn’t edited she just had powers that day
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@aIexrudd
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11 days
is this real
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@aIexrudd
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11 months
or that one swiftie who didn’t have a phone when taylor released folklore, or the ariana stan who tweeted with her fridge.. like these are moments
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@aIexrudd
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1 year
not technically from drag race but 😭😭
@DragTeaServed
Drag Tea Served with Matt
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What’s the funnest moment ever from Drag Race? #rupaulsdragrace
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@DILFZONE her oasis series… simpler times
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works at ending nicki minaj…
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2 months
i hope that duck dies.
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1 month
personal favorite moment is her saying “i hope that’s real gold”
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@aIexrudd
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11 months
“u ain’t my boyfriend ✨” twink ari stan reaction pic.. i can go on
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like this is so bizzare 😭
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the way his joy is lowkey infectious.
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3 months
@hannahtheebaker maybe the baby was being shady 👀
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@CHROMATlCVNT don’t get me wrong that’s mother..
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1 month
i’m gonna start doing this with all of my mutuals every day
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@aIexrudd
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2 years
say one bad thing about melanie martinez and here come sippybottle123 and poopydiaper72 in your mentions
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2 years
there is no way
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@aIexrudd
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3 years
did it work
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3 years
spongebob subtweeting patrick:
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nintendo talking to their first handheld console:
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2 months
the primary color zoom meeting waiting for red to join the call
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no girlfriend yet tia i’m focused on school
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2 years
the consequences of abcdefu…. @gayle HEY MUTHAFUCKA.
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independent eggs:
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kentril🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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i crack myself up…
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people with memory loss :
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katniss when she came back to visit district 12
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3 months
a doctor breaking the news to a patient that they have a rare medical condition in which they can no longer say the word “ver”
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1 year
@mazzypopstar okay so i screen recorded this and i just realized i’m subscribed..
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1 year
caroline polachek songs be like: i’m a pretty princess you are so beautiful i have brown hair and a body i don’t shave my armpits and then she starts screaming
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3 months
king charles reign
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thinking about oomfs finding dory review…😭
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independent turkeys:
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Just stuffed myself..
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1 year
capitol records to sky ferreira
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2 years
when someone asks me what card game can be played alone:
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me after i use the physical textbook for a class instead of the ebook
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the spongebob animators were just ridiculous…
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someone complimented my outfit and i said “thanks i picked it out myself” for some reason.
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2 years
minecraft players
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2 years
the spongebob animators were just doing whatever
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new hire at work today revealed to me that she was born in the year of 2007.
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@adamgoose_ wait….😭😭
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@mazzypopstar the ethel cain sector of gag city
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like literally me watching
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@FilmUpdates
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Josh O’Connor says director Luca Guadagnino had “a very clear idea” for one intimate scene in ‘CHALLENGERS’ “It turns into this three-way kiss—and then suddenly Mike and I are kissing. That was very clear.” 🔗:
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i cant stop drawing reaction images
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1 year
imagine you birth a child and look through their phone one day only to find out they run a twitter account called arioutsold or something
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Making lattes… But lowkey thinking bout dick
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@hannahtheebaker ….😭😭😭
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5 months
@mazzypopstar you searching for a tweet saying this so you could quote it aksidjiwjs😭😭
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1 year
be careful what you tweet tonight.. insult the wrong movie and here comes some bitch named chalametfilm in your mentions posting your address
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1 year
but i still call home that house in nebraska:
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2 months
clocks if they ban tiktok:
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2 years
oh schnapp 👀☕️
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Doja Cat calls out Noah Schnapp for sharing DMs where she asked him to set her up with Joseph Quinn: “That’s like borderline snake shit. He shared information that I didn’t feel comfortable with him sharing… It feels like a weird power play. I already said some shit to him.”
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*in a cave* man it’s dark in here, i hope somebody has the TM for Flash!! me:
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2 years
think again sweetheart 😘🖕
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@IHYSLVT
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i’ve never seen an attractive person in a polyamorous relationship
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we still put out celebrity news magazines at my work and this headline was making me laugh so bad😭😭😭
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the bikini bottom mailman:
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Pearl necklace is here
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why petsmart in my notifications wjdbejdhdjdb
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merlin cooking breakfast for guests vs. for arthur
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might i suggest you don’t fuck with my sis
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2 years
dee dee and gypsy
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just remembered life can be extremely beautiful if you let it
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uh yeah can i get an iced liberal latte made with woke milk and topped with gender fluid and whipped liberal tears
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he couldn’t even comb his hair to meet his new child
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YouTuber Shane Dawson and Ryland Adams have welcomed their twin boys via surrogate.
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the froyo employee to me when i ask which station to go to after yogurt:
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ellen degeneres and hozier
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taylor’s always throwing punches at gaylors like she really does nottt like y’all 😭😭😭
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“If I only hung out with my female friends, people couldn't sensationalize or sexualize that right? I would learn later on that people could and people would.” — Taylor Swift in her ‘1989 (Taylor’s Version)’ prologue.
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“it” = his fracking rig
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it’s Merlin day so here’s a thread of my favorite moments from merlin twitter over the years ☺️ starting off with a classic
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mormon mom fuckstomer yelling at me saying i should’ve told her the drink she ordered for her child had caffiene in it LADY ITS A FAWKING COFFEE SHOP.
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selfish people at a pizza party:
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Craig recording
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@ladyfortnite this ratio
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🥇1) Gwaine (26, 878 votes)
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this but unironically
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i haven’t stopped thinking about this since i saw it …
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a message to my followers.
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2 years
the rise of WHAT?:
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‘Minions: The Rise of Gru’ soundtrack to include “Turn Up the Sunshine” Diana Ross & Tame Impala “Funkytown” St Vincent “Hollywood Swinging” Brockhampton “Desafinado” Kali Uchis “Bang Bang” Caroline Polachek “Goodbye to Love” Phoebe Bridgers “Born to be Alive” Jackson Wang + more
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he was everything for this sorry
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@het3rophobic thissssss….
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