1/ Hello to my 700ish new followers! 👋
I've written a few more 🧵s on Dil Se's Easter eggs.
Collating them below (& will be adding a few more 🧵s in the upcoming weeks!)
Also, did you ever notice that the dots in the Dil Se logo are actually smol ❤️s? 🤯
See bottom right! 👀
Today I met namma Tony Stark in
@nammayatri
🛺
Asked my auto driver for the QR code.
Man flipped his hand and showed me his smartwatch.
Turns out he's saved the QR code as his smartwatch screensaver.
So much swag 🫡
@peakbengaluru
1/ Many ppl see Dil Se & feel repulsed at SRK's stalking + sexual assault
Ppl write it off - saying it aged badly. Bollywood glorified stalking then.
How could SRK - Bollywood's blue-eyed boy - be such a creep?
What if I told you.. we aren't supposed to like SRK in Dil Se? 👀
I LOVE how
#Bangalore
now has so many places from where you can order THICC & CHONCC-y sandwiches 🥪 from!
Grab a bib, cuz here are 5 sandwiches you just gotta try: 👇🏾
1/ Dil Se is a dark film which deals with a lot of moral greyness
Against this backdrop, we have the colourful song Satrangi Re.
While the song drops at exactly the 1 hour mark..
The 7 min song song sums up SRK's slow descent into madness & foreshadows the ending
⚠️Spoilers⚠️
3 hours ago, I tweeted abt how I was letched at by a drunk rowdy.
In broad daylight.
I tweeted at 5 PM.
Got a call from a female sub-inspector by 5.30 PM.
The Koramangala Police Station (
@kmangalaps
) caught them by 6.30 PM.
Faith restored in Bangalore Police. 🙏
2/ He gave me the middle finger.
The he and his friend zoomed away dangerously fast through traffic.
@BlrCityPolice
@blrcitytraffic
@CPBlr
- pls tell me - when will we get freedom from such creeps?
Please take cognizance of this offence
📍National Games Village, Koramangala
1/ On the surface, Laapataa Ladies is a story of a groom finding his lost bride.
But isn't it essentially just a story of Phool finding her lost "self"? 🥹
Here's how 👇
1/ These days when we talk about Bangalore, we only seem to talk about..
🧑💻 techbros & termsheets 😮💨
And OFC now, pink Bengaluru🌸
But do you know who was behind the (literal) seed investment 🌱
for these pink trumpet trees? 👀
16/ On rewatching Dil Se, I find so much nuance to each and every frame and dialogue.
There's so much political commentary underneath even the simplest scenes.
While the movie "bombed" at box office, IMO, it's a fantastic film worth rewatching 💣
3/ Dil Se is part of Mani Ratnam's terror trilogy.
Roja was abt Kashmir
Bombay about Babri Masjid
Dil Se about the NE insurgency
In his films, the personal is political.
The films are a political allegory.
The protagonists are pawns to illustrate the larger power play.
1/ I picked up what I thought was a spankin' new copy of Kitchen Confidential from Blossoms
But when I opened it - I found out that someone had scribbled ALL over with a Sharpie 😰
As someone who heavily annotates her own books, I was v irritated
But then I noticed something..
4/ In Dil Se, SRK is a Gov officer from the Centre.
Manisha represents the marginalised NE states.
Their personal relationship also mirrors the way the Centre behaves with the NE.
It denies them agency of choice & assaults them several times. It doesn't respect their wishes.
Life Pro Tip:
If you're booking a cab to the microbrewery The Pump House in JP Nagar, make sure you prefix "The" in the drop location.
Or you'll land up at a pump house in Jayanagar 9th Block that sells.. actual pumps 😭😅
1/ Want a bit of Bombay in Bangalore?
Visit the Irani Cafe @ Saanchi (opp Curley St)
Its in an old heritage home which doubles as an antique store.
The rooftop restaurant it is bursting with bougainvillea.
It is gorgeous at sunset - the sunlight hour is 🤌
Perf date spot.
1/Paneer and pav. Two Portuguese inventions I am very grateful for. Little did I know that I also had to thank the Portuguese for the Alphonso aam as well.
Curious about how the 🥭 revered by the aam aadmi came to have a Caucasian name I researched a bit. Here is what I found!👇
6/ Later in Leh, SRK forcibly kisses Manisha.
She is visibly triggered.
It brings back her PTSD from when the army raped her as an 8 y/o.
Many ppl think the movie aged badly & sexual assault was romanticised then.
I disagree.
This scene was ALWAYS meant to repulse us.
7/ Later, in a monastery, SRK tells a monk to marry Manisha & him.
She refuses.
He asks why.
She says you never asked me.
This parallels the lack of agency of separationists who want independence
They don't want to marry the mainland.
But the paternalistic state doesn't listen
What's with all the ❤️ shaped traffic signals in Bangalore? 🤔
❤️ Turns out its a campaign to provide first-aid
❤️ BBMP & Manipal Hospitals have posted QR codes at🚦s in the city
❤️If you scan the QR code, you'll connect to the emergency no & directed to an 🚑
@peakbengaluru
1/ My milkshake brings the boys to the yard...
But Sagar's mango milkshake? 🥭
It brings boys from Whitefield to Rajajinagar! 🤯
Despite living in B'lore for half my life, I hadn't tried this mango milkshake.
So decided to go & see if the hype checks out..
11/SRK gets excited that Manisha is finally humouring him
He asks Manisha hypothetically - how many kids?
She smiles & says - 8.
SRK exclaims - "8?!"
It's 8 kids for a reason, reader
This is a parallel for the 8 NE states-the 7 sisters and Sikkim (who merged with India later)
1/ The next time you go belt butter masala dosa in Malleswaram 🧈
Budget time to check out its street art scene as well ⌛️
Wait - sleepy old Malleswaram has a "secret" street art scene? 👀
YUP!
So Malleswaram Hogana?
Transl: Let's go to Malleswaram🚶
📸Pic credits in alt txt
1/ Bao, Bangalore
🥟 New hole in the wall place that's opened on Indiranagar, 80 Ft Road
🥟 Run by Chef Mahendra Thulung who featured on MasterChef India S6
🥟 As he hails from Darjeeling, there are a lot of Tibetan & Nepali dishes on the menu
(R: from their SM handle)
1/Heard abt the MOST
@peakbengaluru
date:
My fren went on an 8 hr date. At the end of the date this techbro opens his phone
He enters keywords from what they are doing on DALL-E & generates this gorgeous piece of AI art
Ladies & gentlemen, give it up for Modern Love, B'lore 🙌
Life Pro Tip for newbies in Bangalore:
Go to Safina Plaza to get curtains. They cost 1/2 the cost of curtains elsewhere.
You get all sorts of designs.
FabIndia/Nicobar types.
Scandi/chevron types too!
You also get nice rugs, pillow covers, etc. too!
1/ OMG! Today I learnt that you can go strawberry picking in B'lore! 🍓
🧺 The B'lore Berry Company lets you pick strawberries by the basket.
🌻 They grow sunflowers to keep pests away naturally!
💰 There's an entry fee of Rs 200 per person. It costs Rs 500/kg.
📷 Their Insta
2/ In Dil Se - while SRK is charismatic - he is a creep on purpose.
While SRK has carved a niche for himself being a lover boy, he is no stranger to being the antagonist.
There are several times in his early films that he played the role of the psycho lover. Ex: Darr, Bazigaar.
LOVE this Calvin and Hobbes mural outside Lahe Lahe, Indiranagar
I was quite annoyed by the electrical wires cutting through the painting 🔌
However, a fren pointed out something to me
The wires can be interpreted as musical staff 🎼
So they become a feature and not a bug 🐛
1/ 7.30 PM. Bangalore.
I step out of Blossoms after buying a book 📚
I see a small huddle of 15 - 20 people across the road.
I hear faint sounds of a guitar🎸
Curious, I make my way through the crowd to see what's up 🧐
(cont.)
12/ SRK says sure.
But on 1 term- all 8 kids must resemble him
He negs her & asks if they'll look like her with her NE features - flat nose & smol eyes.
This shows how the Gov wants conformity with the Centre.
Annoyed at this racist micro-aggression, Manisha pushes him away.
1/ Think I might have had the best ice-cream combination on the planet 🤯
Went to Milano, Church Street & had a scoop of Lotus Biscoff & Apple Cinnamon in a warm waffle cone.
It was a buttery rich ice-cream, with warm notes of brown sugar, caramel, & cinnamon.
SO GOOD!
5/There's a scene at the start of Dil Se.
SRK (a journo from the Gov's AIR) interviews the head of the NE seperatist military outfit:
SRK: You look just like us?! Absolutely normal.
Him: Um, yeah?
__
Sexual assaulters also look like us
AND can be as charming as SRK's character
8/ Cryptically, Manisha says she has no time to marry
On the 1st watch you think she is politely rebuffing SRK's advances.
But later, you realise she is foreshadowing the ending.
She has signed up to be a suicide bomber for securing independence
She knows her time is short.
15/ This scene is incredibly prescient & foreshadows the end.
In the end, SRK hugs her despite knowing she has a bomb on.
He begs her to just please say she loves him.
She never does.
But she embraces him tightly & they die together.
1/ TIL via
@krishashok
that when hot food is served on a banana leaf, 2 things happen:
The epicuticular wax on its surface:
🍌 Begins to melt & acts like saturated fat, which amplifies spicy flavours
🍌 Releases aromatic polyphenols
No wonder banana leaf meals HIT different!
1/ OKAY Bangalore.
It's abt time you stop saying - there's NOTHING to do beyond drinking & eating in this city
Cuz now you have the
@underlinecenter
, Indiranagar
It's a FANTASTIC community space hosting VARIOUS events like:
🎲 Board games
🎙️ Improv
❓Quizzes
+ SO MUCH more!
1/ If you're in Varkala & looking for a Valentine's Day plan, head to café trip is life
They have 5 tables at the edge of a cliff, where you can see the sun set over the Arabian Sea 🌅
Post sunset, you can enjoy a candlelit dinner✨
Easily one of the best dinners I've had!
PSST. Here's a secret 👀
🌹Did you know if you go to Milano, Church Street you can get your ice-cream shaped like a ROSE?!
📖 It's not on their official menu (cuz it takes a LOT of craftsmanship) 🥺
📸 Wildberry & strawbery yoghurt gelato on a cone
💰A STEAL at Rs 170 only!
1/ If you, like me, have been in Bangalore for a looong time - you've already checked out the famous dosa joints like Vidyarthi Bhavan + CTR.
I wanted to check out the smol-er places so plotted a list of recs from Twitter on Google Maps (cont.)
[Illustrations
@madebyvarunika
]
1/ Been wanting to go to Varkala & eat at InDa café for 5 years now!
It's got some of the best food InDa whole of Varkala!
So glad I could finally make my dreams come true ✨
Here's a list of what you should order 👇🏾
9/ SRK playfully asks Manisha:
"Hypothetically, suppose we get married.
Will we live happily together?
Not now OFC, cuz your time is short."
I found this lighthearted scene jarring after the sexual assault.
Later, I realise this scene is actually political commentary.
1/ D'yknow how every dialogue of Fleabag absolutely SLAPS?
It's cuz Phoebe Waller-Bridge is OBSESSED with sparking delight✨
Turns out each dialogue was a result of several experiments 👩🔬
There's actually a method to the madness on how she packed in so many zingers like this👇
Can't waitt for my next trip to Karwar so I can stay in this "hatchet" home
🏡 Looks like a lil hobbit home 🥺
💵 1.5k per person for: stay + 2 meals + a half day hike + an EV 🛵 + access to zip lining + archery + a pool
🚌 Overnight trip from B'lore
📍Nirmit Park, Karnataka
Went from having
🍫Chocos
🍌 bananas
🍽️ dosas for dinner
To cooking 1-2 meals a day for myself everyday :')
In addition to losing 5kgs in 3 months
I unexpectedly cut down my screentime by 35% (after trying EVERYTHING)
If there's 1 skill you pick up this NY - make it cooking!
10/ SRK asks post marriage, will we still break heads & bones? 👀
SRK says one thing is clear though.
He will not accept defeat.
She will have to make the 1st move to apologise.
Then he says once we have kids we won't fight.
Manisha scoffs & says they will involve the kids too.
2/ Turns out the copy I bought was a special anniversary edition of Kitchen Confidential.
It was annotated by none other than Bourdain himself!
I can HEAR his gravelly voice in my head :')
His writing is punctuated by his wry, acerbic wit & and the prose is utterly DELICIOUS!
The good folks at
@moneycontrolcom
pinged me to ask if they could feature this tweet in their article 🥺
I then connected them to the
@nammayatri
partner, Mr Chandan K R
He was over the moon at being interviewed by a national news portal 🥰
Link:
Today I met namma Tony Stark in
@nammayatri
🛺
Asked my auto driver for the QR code.
Man flipped his hand and showed me his smartwatch.
Turns out he's saved the QR code as his smartwatch screensaver.
So much swag 🫡
@peakbengaluru
Spotify is no doubt more aesthetic than YouTube Music.
But nothing beats the serotonin hit when YT plays that ONE song you played through the summer of 2014.
13/ Undeterred, SRK still 'hits' on her.
He takes her hand & slaps himself playfully.
He says that if she hits him like this, it means she loves him.
Unfazed, she elbows him hard in the solar plexus.
SRK, not one to give up easily, says "This means you can't live without me."
Just realized that travelling 10 kms is not far by Delhi standards cuz it takes only 20 minutes to get from point A to B by car.
What is this sorcery?! 😱
*cries in Bangalore*
1/ I'm SO proud of my fren Arunima!
She's gone from being a Senior Associate at a Big Law firm to doing pottery as a side hustle.
Now this week onwards, she's launching her studio Dhee Pottery full time!
She's taking classes and is looking for students to enrol.
Deets below!
1/ Recently I ordered filter coffee from VS Mani & Co. ☕
The coffee was good, but the copy was better 👀
Curious, I made myself a cuppa coffee and dug deeper 🧐
Was amazed by what I found!
14/ Manisha: <says seriously> "It's true. I'll die."
At this point, SRK (like us) doesn't know she is a suicide bomber.
SRK: <joyfully> Really?
She: <snaps her fingers> Like this
SRK: Who is asking you to die? Just say you love me!
She: <shakes her head no and walks away>
1/Why does left over biryani taste better the next day?
While I couldn't find anything in Masala Lab, found this lovely
@krishashok
-esque article:
While there's a (flavour) bomb of reasons, here's a summary if you're too lazy to read the entire article:
1/If you're looking for off beat things to do in Bangalore - visit the Grover Zampa vineyard.
Based on the package you can get:
🍷A winery tour
🍷A low-down on how to appreciate different kinds of wine and what food pairs well with what wine
🍷A 3-course meal with wine (ofc!)
1/ New fav café to work out of: Beanlore, Bangalore
🔌 So many plug points. My table even had a wireless charger built in! Wifi was also v fast
📞 So many cozy + comfortable nooks! Including paid pods + a conference room to take calls outta!
🧾 Coffee is comparatively cheaper
1/ As a culture vulture, I'm v excited for Bangalore's Museum of Art & Photography opening this week!
🎨The 5 story building has a collection of 60,000+ artworks
💸General admission is FREE!
🚇 LOVE that it's riiight next to Cubbon Park AND accessible by metro!
@MAPBangalore
Loving these watercolour Bengaluru storefronts by this insanely talented Insta artist Varunika!
Check out her her handle, madebyvarunika, for more nostalgia!
1/ Paper & Pie, Indiranagar
Looks like every new café in Bangalore is hopping on to the Japandi (Japanese & Scandi-navian) aesthetic.
Love the earthy hues. Super soothing.
The café had so many nice nooks to work out of!
Also, riiiight next to the Indiranagar metro station.
1/ Restaurant recco:
Indian Biere House, JP Nagar
🍛 Excellent Mediterranean food:
We ordered the mezze platter + a lamb hummus.
The dips were FAB!
The pita bread here was so poofy & delicious.
Also, fo' sho' order the kunafa - the creamy cheese filled centre was excellent!
PSA: I don't know who needs to hear this..
But if you are in Bangalore, please DO NOT buy your 🥑 online
You get a local variety of 🥑 here (which we call butterfruit) at 1/3 the cost from local vendors.
You can make the most yummy 🥑 toast or my fav..
A creamy 🥑 THICC shake
1/ Hellooo! 👋
A bunch of people told me that they bookmark several of my tweets for future reference
So, in order to make your life easier, I've created a comprehensive Notion page with all food related reccos +tools (lists, maps, etc. I've built) here:
1/ Today I learnt that Lufthansa serves more than 200,000L of tomato juice mid-air a year. 🤯
Almost as much as beer. 🍻
In peak German way, they went to a research lab to reverse-engineer this trend 🔧
Why do ppl <3 tomato juice so much mid-air?! 😶🌫️
And what SHOULD you order?
1/ Was waiting for my auto when I saw this funky AF signboard outside a dive bar.
LOVE how the J in the neon sign starts with a trumpet 🎺
Intrigued I walked in for a quick look.
📍 Koramangala
1/ Found a hidden gem tucked away in
Pulikeshi Nagar today💎
Its called Thai Vegan Kitchen & it has soulful spa vibes that transported me back to Phuket 🌊
It's run by an silver haired gentleman called Nandu, an ex corp guy who trained under 2 Thai vegan chefs in Bangkok 👩🏾🍳
2/ There's a man strumming a guitar.
He's got an aux cable plugged to a speaker.
He's playing KK songs and the crowd sings along.
The crowd knows every line, every lyric.
Goosebumps 🥺
This plum cake cookie was so, so good.
Super fudgy & soft inside but crispy outside!
Loved how THICC it was with molten white 🍫 & 🍊 soaked raisins.
Its a limited edition cookie from this smol cookie cloud kitchen called Made in Oven, HSR
10/10 satisfied my cookie craving!
1/ Can you believe this is Varkala's MAIN beach?
Super soft sand
Azure blue sea &
Cerulean skies punctuated occasionally only by a paraglider peacefully drifting by 🪂
Coffee Mechanics: Underrated café in
#Bangalore
☕ Has a well ventilated outdoor seating area with tables spaced out
☕ Great coffee and cake
☕ Women led small business
1/ Bangalore has 70+ microbreweries 🍻
Each day, each brewery uses 200 kg of grain/day
That's ~14,000 kg of grain going waste.
PER DAY 😱
So Bangalore based food researcher cum chef
@elizabethyorke
started
@SavingGrains
.
@SavingGrains
upcycles spent grain to good flour
3/ Arabic has 14 stages. But Mani Ratnam condensed them to 7 for this song:
❤️ Hub (attraction)
🧡 Uns (infatuation)
💛 Ishq (love)
💚 Akidat (trust/reverence)
💙 Ibadat (worship)
💜 Junoon (madness)
🖤 Maut (death)
SRK addresses his muse Manisha as Satrangi (the seven-hued one)
1/ Can't stop thinking about the softest thatte idli I had this weekend
🍛 Was on a Sunday stroll, when I saw this "Idly Guru" rickshaw
🍛 They've converted a 🛺 into an idly making machine 🤯
🍛 Just 10 rupees for this HUGE melt in your mouth idli topped with some ghee 🤤