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Random thoughts.

Namanga, Kenya
Joined June 2023
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@_muth0ni
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Chali anatumia android ni turn off.
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Chali anakula jaba nae huaga turn off,sijui mbona hampendi kuskia ukweli.
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@_muth0ni
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Mkimaliza hio thread ya petite babes,ya thick ianze mniamshe
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@_muth0ni
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@polo_kimanii We kwani utapiga kila mtu na hio ukonde yako
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@_muth0ni
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AirBnB eldoret,any leads?
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@_muth0ni
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Sijui ni jaba ama you people know each other to that extend hii TL but sioni ikiisha poa,naona mkisettiana sasa.
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@_muth0ni
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Hii app nayo,I only have a few crushes.
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@254maverick @wangugis Na ni maasai to make it worse.
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@_muth0ni
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I don't agree with the society,They are making childbearing look like a compulsory task.
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@_muth0ni
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Sio HELB pekee ata huku illuminati pesa imechelewa.
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@_muth0ni
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Maisha ya boychild nae huaga tu ngumu straight from birth.
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@_muth0ni
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Might sound controversial but hip hop rappers huaga boring,kelele tupu.
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@_muth0ni
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Some fetish kidogo apo sitawezana nazo,How is a grown ass man asking me to finger hiss bootyhole, ati G spot yake iko apo ndani.
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@_muth0ni
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Bytha we feel uncomfortable walking with broke guys.
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@_muth0ni
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Ata mimi fame ikinipata I'll unfollow y'all haha
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@1d3co Usinikumbushe.
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@_muth0ni
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Mmeamkia kuongelea crime na vile uchumi ni mbaya.
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@_muth0ni
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Morning loyals.
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@_muth0ni
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Kuna wakati pozze ndo alikua ameshikilia gospel industry hii kenya yetu,si bure mashida hazituachagi.
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@_muth0ni
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9 months
Boobies zimelala mnaeza taka?
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@_muth0ni
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Since someone gave us a cracked spotify app,hii mtaa mi huona Siku moja someone can give us procedure ya kutoka kwa block.
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@_muth0ni
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@polo_kimanii Wanakutusi juu wanajua ata vita wanakuweza
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@_muth0ni
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I'm obsessed with mirror photos.💯
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@cptMorgan36 You look broke.
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@_muth0ni
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Another birthday passed by without being banged from the back in a tall building balcony.
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@_muth0ni
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Bytha we are shy to keep eye contact na mtu tunapenda.
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@PiusMuturi Ngojeni ata kwanza ni recover
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@_muth0ni
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@blaqzon Siezi pea huyo mtu.
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@_muth0ni
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50 rts, I recreate but with a better arc.
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@charlie12_60 Hajawai kua young
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@_muth0ni
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I'm afraid of y'all msinifanye single mother like my colleagues.
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Naambiwa drunk me jana I was demanding gengetone za dmore infront of strathmore baddies.😁
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@_muth0ni
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Vile sai I'm ovulating si ningekua nadate niekee mtoto wa mtu kwa stew.
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@_muth0ni
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How are you a man but you are taught how to be one I underestimate amerix students.
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@_muth0ni
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@Degrata254 Sema siwezi nunua ndege Acha kusema nobody.
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@_muth0ni
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Kwa ground us thick ndio tunawin petite endeleeni kudanganywa.
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@_muth0ni
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Raising a child isn't even that expensive, I don't know why you running away from the responsibility.
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@_muth0ni
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It feels illegal kuingia butchery uitishe nyama ukiwa mwenyewe,but it's actually legal.
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Candidates before 2015 were lucky,Then matiangi fvcked us up,now this ones are about to get lucky..... We should riot.
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@Theloard_ Kwani nilidinywa lini tena
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@_muth0ni
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I always blame my ancestors juu ya kua waoga,wangeacha waende majuu kama slaves,ningekua sai vixen kwa ngoma za hao black rappers,ama am being delulu.
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Hii team ilishinda lini mwisho.
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
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Full-time at the Bridge. #CheAvl
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@_muth0ni
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Mj amezimwa na polite words adi akashindwa ku fight back.
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Gangster threads zilikuona noma but now it's time to leave,tumechoka nayo,sai mnatupea story za petty thieves.
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I heard men fall in love once,From there they just heal and play the game.
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Arsenal,we have the best looking team.
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Morning world.
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Itabidi nianze kumwagilia ka kerosene kwa chakula juu wueh.
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That money isn't enough to fake your own death,that's too much work,unless jamaa amewatch movie mingi zikamdanganya.
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Recommend accounts that tweet frequently, I need to follow ASAP.
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Good night Arsenal fans,The rest mkwende huko.
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@boggotah Makosa ni ya pombe.
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@omwambaKE Your girl muthoni follows back instantly.
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Hua mnamanage aje ku undress infront of those agemates wa buda yako. Can never be me.
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Kwamboka anakaa those primary school bullies Wale walikua wanakuambia ntafunga na wewe.
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Which song is this,I'm looking at everyone's face.
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@TheOtherDelo_ If you truly watch football,You know there is nothing like sure odds.
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Si ungerepost tu yangu.
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@_muth0ni
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Mlipuzi anakaaga mtu ako na erectile dysfunction. 💀
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You can be picky and still pick trash.
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Watu wa baba hutaka ku force through others throat that they made a mistake,Raila wasn't the right choice either.
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Acha nioge nikuje ku take part kwa hio chaos.
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This short men ni kama wote hawajui ku control their emotions.
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Weed ni kama hainaga kazi ingine kwa mwili,it just makes you horny.
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@_muth0ni
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Mbabaz na anatembea na Probox? Nkt
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Huyu ameni diyem sai kama ako serious nimetoka soko.
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Almost tired of giving this boy signs I'll uncrush him soon.
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I hate when I get the urge of calling my favourite ex when I'm drunk.
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Mnaona aje,tutokeeni hii?
@StarletsKE
Harambee Starlets
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@_muth0ni
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Ni mimi pekee hua siamini Ben White ama tuko wengi.
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Mmesema siri ni kupost matako.
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Sijaona our own X self proclaimed kiriamiti wannabe akiwa ametajwa kwa izo threads.😁
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Nigga I'm not forcing this lifestyle,you just can't afford.
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@5peopleke Mercy catching strays deservingly.
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Tuma ata pesa saa zingjne,si kila saa salamu.
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Mwanaume hufai kujieka avi.
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The little talk before having sex has to be the most boring conversation ever.
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Mimba nae ukishaapata unafaa unaekelea mtu anajiweza.
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@_muth0ni
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Engagements mnanipa imebaki kunifollow I follow back.
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@Degrata254 Mimi unangoja nini
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Sunday is always boring for people without sex partners.
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@_muth0ni
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Need a new friend hapa jkuat juja.
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I want to understand this logic,mbona artist hua akikufa ndio ngoma zake zinatesa.
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I had an ex with rich parents,siku tulibreak up adi mabeshte zangu walinikasirikia,wananiambia unaachaje chali anadrive,I'm like hio dooh nyi watu wa nje ndio mnaona mi sionagi wala kupewa.
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Mtu aangushe pun moja iko na usito.
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Sharp ya ass ni important kuliko size.
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Sugar wraith-post malone.
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Their obesed midfielder has updated already.
@Casemiro
Casemiro
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@_muth0ni
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Simps ndio hua tunawaambia relationship first then sex later.
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A guy you don't like akiongelea sex huaga a huge turn off.
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@_muth0ni
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Kofi moja kama hio Tado Dorris amepewa inatosha niende mbio sana adi ushago kwetu.
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Acheni ku hype those goons ati they love properly,sijawai jaribu mmoja but I doubt.
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Fvck kenya power.
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Nicki minaj aura>>>
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Unageuza usiku mzima adi unaomba asubuhi ifike.
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@VinnieRots Eish chill
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Nikiingia hapa juja container dakika kadhaa ntakua nimekosea mtu.
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Competition ya babes with beautiful toes ikifika mniite
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@TaifaVictor We ulikua?
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