Miran 🇵🇸 @_mlran Twitter profile

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

3 months

I come here to rant, do not take my tweets seriously

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

3 months

Whatever happens in my career, I ain't giving CAT, GATE, UPSC, or any other rat-race exam

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

3 months

Two lessons: 1. Don't go to your wife after getting mogged 2. Don't be ugly

Nivedita Ramendu Shukla

@OfRunjh

9 months

On 18th Sep, @ 7:30 pm, my husband was returning from d store with groceries,he saw 8-10 kids sitting on d Luas(tram) station bench n continued walking home. As he took the sidewalk to home,he was jolted by a punch on d back of his Skull. 1/n @PresidentIRL @gardainfo @AkhileshIFS

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Miran 🇵🇸

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1 year

Aryan warlord tries dravidian food circa 400BC, colorized

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Miran 🇵🇸

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30 days

IITB aur JEE rank ki brand value to hai ngl, gives me unfair advantages

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

1 year

>I was 19 >*pandemic* >I'm 22?? My mind will never accept this.

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Miran 🇵🇸

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29 days

8 months of monthly investing led to this. Very good imo

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Miran 🇵🇸

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2 months

@Mississippi___A 1 jahaaj

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

Got it delivered!

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

@avgavialenjoyer every single time it is the jealousy

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

1 year

Aravali aesthetics

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

In a woman's touch, lies the remedy for the deepest wounds

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

1 year

He can't display his way of enjoying wealth in public; that's why 🤭

🐰 💛

@firki07

1 year

The only rich man in india who's decent, humble and deserves all the money is only RATAN TATA sir. no one else.

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

25 days

Date tomorrow, I'm nervous, she's too good for me. I plea the gracious gods of heaven for help.

Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

28 days

Next week will either be my best week or the worst.

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

dare I say -- would

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

3 months

Reminder, guys: If a girl loves you, she'll be with you. Everything else is just an excuse, no matter how compelling. Leave her at the slightest hint of 'Papa won't agree' or different career paths.

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

3 months

Apologies to my Indo-European ancestors, your able son born in the great Aravalis has fallen 😔 toda toda taamil aatha

Daemien

@Ragnaar888

3 months

A southie 👑 just like her to make filter kaapi for me 🤲

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

3 months

@BromActivist Voh to ho jayenge, they're not rat race jaha pe ground zero se faltu ka syllabus padho with limited seats nahi to progress waste.. jaisi indian exams me hota

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

1 year

Graduate ho gye, degree mil gyi bros, 6 years ka struggle over, homies no more together, imma weep and dance all day today

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

After an overnight discussion with my brother, I concluded that I can't find a compatible partner through AM/family. My life/exposure is just so much different than theirs.

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

She is absolutely right about everything and I wont tolerate any accusations against her! 🫶

Dr. Ruchika Sharma

@tishasaroyan

2 months

Fits hi fits! 😊

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2 months

Got it delivered as well

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

3 months

BJP couldn't convince me to vote for them, but INC did Press lotus 2024

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

3 months

Almost 10 years on Twitter god, joined after my first breakup. High school and college are over, and I'm yet to find a permanent qt despite decent looks. Why me lord 😔

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

Have a trust fund for your kids' Ivy league degree if you love them

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

3 months

Very sad. Her works were inspiring through the tough times.

NDTV

@ndtv

3 months

Adult Film Star Emily Willis Critical After Cardiac Arrest: 5 Points

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

I could've accepted a FAANG offer in NCR, but my greedy aspirational ass had to go for finance and now I am grinding random probability problems at 3 AM

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

I kissed a girl and I liked it

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

As I'd said before, my Bumble likes become > 4x when I remove the mention of IIT from my profile

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

3 months

Made a quick one

Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

3 months

I'm a pro at sketching, but too lazy to complete one

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

Uniqlo >>> Zara > Westside > Zudio >>> H&M

Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

Never buy from H&M guys, it is not for you, ugly fits

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

I've to give 30k rent to share a 2bhk in an old ass building Fuck this city for making me feel poor

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

3 months

Supported Zomato by ordering maggie

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

Bhai 2 bandiya reel ke liye street interview kari mera lmao

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

She is my neighbour, a struggling actress/model, goes classes near my office and we shared the auto for two consecutive days. 🥰 uwu 🥰

Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

That part of the month when I fall in love This girl is gorgeous.

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

The two horses of veg protein-maxxing While they're thicker than usual, both are drinkable. Actually taste good with some modifications.

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

All my cousins reaching ~15 are 5'5"+ already

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

1 year

Ancients built huge boundary walls, only for people to judge us as the same regions a few centuries later 😢

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

Papa's friend comes with his son to talk about JEE, they've admitted him to coaching in Kota. I ask his 10th marks - 75% Why? Just kyu?

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

Fuck boomers who keep peeking into your mobile

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Miran 🇵🇸

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28 days

Grind night

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

12 days

I would've traded these results with the good reforms of agniveer and farms laws But Modiji rolled back farm laws

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

1 year

People treating 9 cgpa so casually in other colleges kills me internally. Just 3% people have that in my dept ;_;

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

1 year

I'd once p*nched two such girls in grade 6. They called my parents and suspended me for a day lmao. Satisfaction.

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

1 month

me and who

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

A woman is 10x more hot when she's smoking

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

3 months

Vishvaraj Singh ji has played his cards brilliantly, LakshyaRaj can do another media appearance for damage control :p

Boring

@Boringism

3 months

Mahima Singh Mewar 🔥 Congress ko ab lakshya raj par focus karna chahiye 😹

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@_mlran

3 months

Need a girl who can do both 🥰

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

3 months

My apologies to @mujifren bhai for the anti-exam rants. You're doing a good job with the academy.

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

1 year

@frontierindica kaan kharab ho jate h beta

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@_mlran

2 months

This woman is kinda gorgeous

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

I will happily live in those planets

Cathrin Machin Space Art

@Cathrinmachin

2 months

I used a telescope to take this pic along with @ianlauerastro it’s M33 galaxy

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Miran 🇵🇸

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3 months

College crush ka glowup nahi dekha ja raha 😭

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Miran 🇵🇸

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1 year

How to impress Bihari girls

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@thegrumpycattt

1 year

How to impress Bihari boys

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Miran 🇵🇸

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3 months

I've identified, but she ain't aware of my existence :(

Jacuzzzzzzz.

@validrakeem

3 months

by 23 you shd have identified someone you wanna spend the rest of ur life with.

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Miran 🇵🇸

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2 months

The matrix is real

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Miran 🇵🇸

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22 days

Reading 'Statistics' by David Freedman, Robert Pisani, Roger Purves I aim to complete it in 1 week

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Miran 🇵🇸

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23 days

It was okay but she's not my type. We move on

Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

25 days

Date tomorrow, I'm nervous, she's too good for me. I plea the gracious gods of heaven for help.

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Miran 🇵🇸

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16 days

almost doxxed myself posting a chess game (username was there lmao)

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Miran 🇵🇸

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19 days

I woke her up

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

1 year

Land is supposed to be the safest investment, yet we have to make yearly trips to all our properties to ensure they're safe from encroachment. Many of them have been subjected to salami slicing. muh India meh opportunity

Āsurā

@iAsura_

1 year

The amount of opportunity now available in India (especially in agri, manufacturing, food processing & tourism), it takes supreme category skills to be unemployed in India. So much opportunity all around…

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

20 days

need to make 5cr before 2026

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

Had me in the first half ngl

Gauri M.

@methuser02

2 months

I was charging 1000/- for a service that usually started with 10,000/- why? because I thought I was so young for anyone to pay me. now I earn 15,000/- for the same services because PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS PAY YOU IF YOU HAVE SKILLS. never underestimate your skills :)

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

3 months

Should start taking my workout seriously

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

3 months

Hamare sath Raghunath to kis baat ki chinta

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

1 month

Went on a weekend trip but left my AC on Fuckkkk!!

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

22 days

Only date men from IITs

Karma

@IpoisonIvyy

24 days

Please do not ever date a man from DU or DTU, just thank me later

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

How can a sane person actually type this bs?

Arundhati🪷

@Sati_Arundhati

2 months

Tribute to IIT alpha boi with uncountable flexes🤲

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

3 months

Wait fuck, he can see blinkit order history as well 😭😭 It is ovar for me

Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

3 months

Gave Papa my Zomato account and I've to explain all the saved girls' addresses, me/my friends sent orders to 💀💀

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

3 months

Gave Papa my Zomato account and I've to explain all the saved girls' addresses, me/my friends sent orders to 💀💀

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

Ranbir is fine, but why would they get a Tamil to play Sita ji?

The Cinéprism

@TheCineprism

2 months

Thoughts? #Ramayana

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:>

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Miran 🇵🇸

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2 months

@NoireWatch INC for all purposes is run by Gandhi kids' inner circle of commie kids. Others are self-interest-centric people (a bit incorrectly) thinking they won't be able to convert it into policy. I know some family friends higher up in INC sharing this view.

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

1 month

One teacher whose kid was in our batch used to do this. Then in grade 9, I made her cry - the entire class went to apologize, except me

Ghazal غزل

@gadariteghazal

1 month

school mein tumhare haq ka prize kisi aur ko mila tha just because vo ek teacher ka baccha tha.

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

didn't work, she blocked me 😔

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

I used to be islamophobic in my teens. One qt changed that for better

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

3 months

aaj ek south indian bandi serious baat kar rahi thi, "im sickka and ttaaiyaredaa" aur me hass diya kya ye racist behavior hai?

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

3 months

NIFT and NMIMS girls are responsible for my fucked up mental health

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2 months

I feel good for him obv, I'm just surprised

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

3 months

@Ugrashravas @SeraphimOfBaal Dunkying and working as a coffee shop accountant in ireland is better

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

3 months

Leaving Twitter! Not gonna make this too long, but after thinking about it I’m gonna leave this app for good. People are just too rude to me. Everyone hates me. Also, I have zero friends. Just gonna focus on my career from now on. It was a beautiful ride. Miss me!!

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

6 days

Pakis are just bad versions of us, jeets. They must choke against the better jeet

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

3 months

The girl murdering him was later seen working in paddy fields with one arm missing

The Emissary

@TheEmissaryCo

3 months

A stunningly brutal portrayal of the Cultural Revolution from the 3 Body Problem's opening scene.

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

IITians are treated as trophy husbands - it's over Seppuku is a wiser choice

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Very soon this will me my pov

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26 days

She is actually at-par with you

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

25 days

Hearing my own voice on call recordings is a torture for me

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

2 months

People defending upsc are mostly those who couldn't even clear prelims, or any competitive exam for that matter

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

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Me in Rajasthan vs Me in Mumbai

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

1 year

What is this Indian obsession with northeast me development? >Do something in NE saar >Please visit NE saar >NE bootiful mf forgot that just a few decades back, these mongoloids were raging war against us.

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Miran 🇵🇸

@_mlran

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Wdym I'm not a child anymore?? I was born in 2001

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