statistically, the amount of times xie lian has decided to dress as a woman to solve his problems in the books leads me to believe that prior to his third meeting with hua cheng, he has probably dressed as a woman plenty of other times
Thinking about how gods in tgcf can take on different forms (eg ling wen and shi qingxuan) to access more spiritual power. As xie lian becomes more regularly worshipped alongside hua cheng, what if his most powerful form is that of the ghost king’s bride?
just the typical workday in heaven. ling wen has kept a list of offenses for any heavenly officials seeking to file complaints to the heavenly emperor (xie lian)
#hualian
#TGCF
#天官赐福
“Two arms clad in black inner robes were suddenly wrapping around Xie Lian, pressing him firmly down to the bed, and he was bundled against Hua Cheng’s chest. ‘Stop fussing and lie still, don’t move away.’” From
@VampireFaun
’s fic:
#TGCF
#hualian
#天官賜福
Xie Lian was able to surgically remove the key from Yin Yu’s stomach, the ensuing damages and hospital expenses following the procedure were covered by Hua Chengzu unlife insurance-
#hualian
#tgcf
#天官赐福
what if hua cheng’s third meeting with xie lian happens in the weeks following xie lian’s escape from the coffin? when he’s forgotten human speech and is still feral from a century of confinement?
despite spending 800 years to cultivate a composure of utter coolness so that he wouldn't spazz in utter joy when meeting xie lian, i'd like to image that hua cheng breaks after a few months of domestic bliss- the next time xie lian surprises him with a hug he squeaks
considering xie lian’s tendency to shelter orphans, i can see him unofficially adopting all of ghost city’s stray children. he’ll just always carry coins and toys in his pockets to give out them. he stops by the stalls to buy mantou so he can hand them out later
another au: although xie lian could not appear before hong er as his prince and god, on days where offerings to xie lian are scarce and hong er has no food to eat from xie lian’s roadside shrine, a pearly white stoat appears, delivering nuts, berries, and meat
SO reading evie’s newest thread fic gave some hualian dreams which i’ve done my best to depict here: (slightly embellished because i don’t remember such a coherent conversation but 3 things are the same: wu ming is there, they’re murdering people, xie lian has no pants)
ferret xie lian was trained out of this as a prince, but after wandering for 800 years and meeting hua cheng, somehow xie lian couldn’t stop himself from dancing in excitement around his husband. it’s an impulse. when hua cheng gives xie lian enough kissies, he wiggles
au where hua cheng puts up missing person signs all over ghost city and instructs his ghosts to look for "literally the most beautiful man alive (his butt fits the fibonacci sequence, his eyes put the sun to shame, etc etc" soon, ghosts recognize xie lian from hc's drawings
another au: although xie lian could not appear before hong er as his prince and god, on days where offerings to xie lian are scarce and hong er has no food to eat from xie lian’s roadside shrine, a pearly white stoat appears, delivering nuts, berries, and meat
but mostly i wanted to imagine hua cheng potentially running into xie lian while he’s casually cross-dressing and “pregnant” doing a double-take because WHO DID THIS TO DIANXIA AND LEFT HIM????
xie lian slipping into the discount rack in the clothing thrift store: i must descend to the mortal realm to fight in the war
jun wu: xianle no-
xie lian: goodbye my lord
jun wu: XIANLE
ok bear with me here guys: vampire hualian au where they go shopping for coffins (their bed) every few decades and EVERY TIME they insist upon having increasingly elaborate funerals where either xie lian or hua cheng switch off being the distraught widower
i bet ruoye accidentally killed so many people in the first few years it stayed with xie lian. especially since it was born from so much of xie lian’s resentment - strangling when it was only supposed to subdue. sometimes ruoye doesn’t know its own strength sometimes
it makes sense? people are nicer to, and perhaps they are more willing to help, a struggling pregnant woman and xie lian has such a delicate face and no shame so he sometimes fakes a pregnancy to avoid the hassle of being accidentally drafted into another war, for instance
i know this is weird but i want yin yu to have a nervous breakdown. set fire to his office, flip a few tables, punch out some walls, etc. then later when hua cheng shows up, he just looks at him, says “i was wondering when this would happen” then give him a raise
#2ha
ranwan selkie AU where Mo Ran finds a strange coat on the beach and decides to keep it while he looks for its owner. Coincidentally, he keeps on seeing an angry naked man in the corner of his vision.
this is pretty much an au where hua cheng finds xie lian during his 2nd goth milf era. xie lian realizes eventually that he’s wu ming/hong’er and they have some fun while hua cheng stays as one of his disciples (ignore my hua cheng shizunfucker agenda)
“Hell is too cold…” yet Mo Ran would not let Chu Wanning follow him into death. So for many years, Chu Wanning lived in seclusion on Nanping Mountain, until one day, Mo Ran returned home
as a ghost.
#2haCNYExchange
for
@sapphicwn
#2ha
#二哈和他的白猫师尊
@geyusan
it’s like every part of his powers is something that he hopes to delight xie lian. he learned how to turn people into toys because it’s a way to incapacitate a foe without killing them - just in case xie lian gets upset from him killing someone
According to Vietnamese folklore, the linh miêu is a spirit cat that is cursed to kill all that it touches. The crown price of Xianle’s status as a linh miêu is a tightly kept secret
#tgcf
#天官赐福
#hualian
H-HEAR ME OUT YOU GUYS… HUA CHENG SENSUALLY WHISPERING IN XL’S EAR AS HE TEACHES HIM THE BASICS OF GAMBLING PROBABILITY… XL IN HIS LAP AS THEY WATCH THE GAMBLING HAPPENING AND FOR EACH BET HC QUIETLY DESCRIBES THEIR ODDS OF THE GAMBLER LIVING OR DYING BASED ON THEIR BETS…
hua cheng couldn’t even bring himself to mind that he’s sharing his husband with the children of ghost city because xie lian is doing what he loves: saving the common people. before long, mortals begin to pray to xie lian so that he would care for the spirits of departed children
xl after banyue: i don't know what hua cheng sees in me, but if he would like to take me as his consort, then i'm not opposed. perhaps he should try asking me directly instead?
hc: yes of course gege- wait what.
meanwhile sometimes fox hua cheng comes up to xie lian, hugs him real tight, then screams (because some red fox screams are mating calls and his inner fox is so happy around his gege)
queue 700~ years of random ghosts trying (and failing) to kidnap xie lian (who's obviously hc's lost bride) for the red ghost king so by the time xie lian meets hua cheng, he's extra wary and ready to throw hands with hua cheng none the wiser
@soughtlian
hua cheng's ominous writing in blood on xie lian's bathroom mirror doesn't work when he can't read what's on it so hua cheng takes to drawing ominous pictures for him instead except xie lian just goes: wow! you're so talented!!
he can’t stop himself from bringing in kids to shelter inside paradise manor and he beats up any ghosts or cultivators dispersing child spirits. before long, whenever he’s in ghost city he has a long line of children trailing after him like ducklings.
than take anything from his god, so he gives what little he could as discretely as he could. no one else knows about xie lian’s secret, except for hong er who could recognize xie lian in any shape.
Mer!lian modern AU thoughts
Xie Lian is a beaten up scavenger mermaid who around the floating trash islands in the ocean…over the years his fins have gotten torn and beat up from getting tangled in nets and wires, as well as scuffles with other predators over scarce prey—
@VampireFaun
thanks for saying this. even though i’m vietnamese, i’m bilingual so i’m not very good at writing my native language and i feel super nervous posting any short comics in vietnamese but you give me courage so thank you! also based on google translate, i like your fic! rip he xuan
In Which, Harry doesn't kill Tom in the Chamber of Secrets:
Dumbledore: Keep Tom on a tight leash!
Harry: Literally?
#tomarry
#lvhp
#tmrhp
#trhp
#リドハリ #리들해리
This ranwan AU by
@ariwrote
has given me so much brainrot I literally can’t function unless I doodle it. I was thinking, what if at some point, Chu Wanning caves into bringing 2.5 Mo Ran to dinner (with the in-laws) ONCE but in order to hide MR’s face, he makes him wear a veil?
thinking about post-coffin xie lian again… hua cheng either finding xie lian very soon after or helping him escape from the coffin and caring for him after. but even with how spacious the manor is, xie lian feels stifled and rips through the walls, crawls out through them
partly why im so obsessed with wulian is because i’m fascinated by how two enthusiastic virgins are going to go about kissing. xie lian loves his wu ming so much, he has to kiss him with tongue (but where does he put the tongue?) he ends up being sloppy and wet,
at the height of his power, it takes almost no effort at all for xie lian to create clones, especially one that is just a weasel whose consciousness lingers in his periphery. on the days where delivering rain to yong an felt especially fruitless, he can take some comfort from
knowing that he was able to care for at least one of his followers at the end of the day. when night falls, stoatlian curls into hong er’s chest, warming him with his spiritual power. he knows that hong er would not ask him for warmth otherwise, would rather freeze and starve
(deleting this wip in probably a few hours) ok. honest opinion peeps. should i finish this comic of xie lian eating fafa fox or is this too weird for the internet?
@WSJ
What's happening with GameStop is like the regular folks dragging out the hedge fund managers and beating them in the street and tbh I'm living for it 😂
AU where Tom manifests, as a result of Harry's acknowledgement of the scar horcrux. They grow up together, and Tom has none of his memories.
Tom's still as murderous as ever, but he's a bit soft for Harry, with whom he shares a body.
#tomarry
#harrymort
#trhp
#tmrhp
au where when vampire hua cheng turns into a bat, it’s a fruit bat. specifically, a flying fox. because they have cute faces. no he doesn’t drink blood, he just eats gege’s cooking