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4 years
Madeleine McCann case now back in the news, you can’t make this year up can you
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4 years
I still refer to people as ‘the year below/ahove me’ despite leaving school years ago
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3 years
once you get into your head that you want a takeaway it’s hard to forget about it, I am weak minded
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3 years
can’t believe we didn’t get taught anything about mortgages, stamp duty, council tax or any part of buying a house
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6 years
the Madeleine McCann disappearance case better be solved before I die
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3 years
I don’t want much, just a full body scan and diagnosis to see what’s actually wrong with me
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3 years
cannot wait for those long, warm summer evenings sat outside with drinks
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PAY THE STUDENT NURSES, THEY ARE LITERALLY RISKING THEIR OWN LIVES TO HELP OTHERS
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get the Royal family on gogglebox for the Harry & Meghan interview with Oprah
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the Clubcard price deals at Tesco are the ones
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‘Wild at Heart’ used to be the best part of a Sunday night with Du Plessis causing havoc
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3 years
clothes really do get caught on door handles and hooks when you’re in the worst mood
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‘The Simpsons: Hit & Run’ was the game of all games
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3 years
this is actually how the first day of secondary school felt
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I can’t believe we used to smell jumpers at school if we didn’t know what one was ours from a pile
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5 years
people who don’t have sugar in their tea/coffee always feel so proud of it don’t they
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2 years
there isnt too many better things in life than the smell when you open a bag of mini eggs
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3 years
wanting to lose weight but getting a takeaway is the most exciting part of my life right now...
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6 years
why do hotels feel the need to tuck the sheets so deep ffs, almost disclocated my shoulder pulling it out
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3 years
the weather during the first lockdown was something else though
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3 years
‘applying for this job requires a cover letter’ yeah I don’t want it that much
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3 years
not enough hours in the evening after work to feel remotely rested
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3 years
flavoured gin & lemonade goes down way too easily
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4 years
my wages really don’t reflect how much shit I put up with
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4 years
my favourite question to ask people is what they’re having for dinner
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3 years
just recovering financially after summer and now it’s time to buy Christmas presents
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6 years
if you cheat on your partner on a lads/girls holiday then you’re actually a dickhead
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3 years
genuinely can’t be bothered booking bars and places a month in advance, I don’t even know my plans for tomorrow
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6 years
bonfire night, not bonfire fucking week
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3 years
not too many things annoy me in life but paying for next day delivery and it not coming definitely does
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3 years
photo of the weekend, I hope that person had a good time and remembers it
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4 years
I’m such a slut for cheese and crackers
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4 years
‘murder on the dancefloor’ by Sophie Ellis-Bextor will forever be a bop
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4 years
I’d rather have a house party with all the bangers from this decade and food instead of going to an overfilled club for New Years
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6 years
who you’re working with can literally make or break your shift
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4 years
me after recovering from yet another mental breakdown
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Keep your eyes peeled for the next one is all I’m sayinnn🤪🤪
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3 years
my tolerance to alcohol is going to be shocking when we’re allowed back out
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5 years
missing a lecture and your friend saying ‘don’t worry you didn’t miss anything it was awful’ is one of the best feelings
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3 years
telling people to ‘grow up’ is still a fantastic response
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6 years
all I ever want in life is these back
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absolute porn on my timeline
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5 years
I need more ‘I’m coming to pick you up and we’re doing something’ people in my life
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6 years
can’t be pals with someone who doesn’t appreciate ‘Kate Nash - Foundations’ what a banger
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3 years
I fully envy those who just quit their day job, leave everything behind and just go travelling for a year
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6 months
we’re officially at the ‘if I don’t see you before, have a good christmas’
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7 years
can Dua Lipa rewrite the 10 commandments or something because I want another banger
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7 years
I think what we all need in our life right now is for Basshunter to come back and drop an absolute banger
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6 years
well if Jack & Dani have split then there’s no hope for any of us
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5 years
girls going to a sleepover for one night
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6 years
Tesco do the best meal deals, no discussion
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4 years
having no events to look forward to really does kill my motivation
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5 years
‘bUt SuNbEdS dAmAgE yOuR sKiN’ look we’re gunna die anyway just let me be tanned in peace please
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6 years
I’m at the stage where I’m agreeing to everything with people, about 8 holidays, 7 festivals, 10 road trips & 42 days out just because I don’t want this year to be a disappointment but the reality is I’ll only be able to afford one of them
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6 years
imagine marrying someone who makes their hot chocolate with hot water instead of milk
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4 years
I don’t even care, Adam Sandler films make me happy
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7 years
now that Halloween is done with someone get Elf on and slide me a terrys chocolate orange
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6 years
if Calvin Harris & Dua Lipa want to make a whole album together instead of just a single, then that would be summer sorted
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3 years
haven’t heard ‘Dance Monkey’ in months and that makes me so happy
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the wait for January pay day is going to be painful
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people that still have all of their grandparents around are very lucky
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Scott Disick dm’ing Megan Barton Hanson to apologise to Eyal has been living rent free in my head all day
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your 20’s are a strange time, pressure from society to buy a house and have a career but just wanting to enjoy life still
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5 years
fajitas are on the god tier of food
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6 years
if you notice I put on 3 stone over the forthcoming months, just blame McDonalds for doing a Maltesers reindeer McFlurry and my inability to say no
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3 years
house parties as a teen actually used to bang
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‘don’t forget your tea’ aka you haven’t picked up your cup yet which I spent five minutes making so you better appreciate it
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not to shag my own arse but I’m actually so good at giving presents to people
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I’m not falling for this one again, beauty blender
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when your mum says ‘we’re getting takeaway for dinner’
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Fuck me, I’m crying. Yes yes yes.
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being in your early 20’s is tough, constantly thinking we should have our lives all sorted out with our own house/kids/career but it really isn’t that easy
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and in other news the sky is fucking blue
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Primark sets the record straight on pronunciation - it's "Pry-mark" not "Pree-mark"
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8 years
only nice customers deserve new £5 notes given in change at work
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If you eat a magnum ice cream and don't bite off all the chocolate first then you're doing life wrong
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£85 for a Grinch to wreck your house is the best thing to come out of this month by far
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nah you actually can’t hate ABBA, so many singalong bangers
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I never want to experience another summer without a holiday abroad
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the idea of having a massive game of rounders in the summer has never seemed more appealing
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when teachers put you in numbered groups and you would purposely sit the right amount of seats away from your best friend to be with them 😂
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I’m going to sing Cher Lloyd by Cher Lloyd
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work is such an inconvenience to my life
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apparently if you don’t post a photo of your student finance text then the money doesn’t go into the account
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‘I’ll pay for your entry tonight’ are the words that work every time when trying to get your friend out
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if you're over 18 and don't even register to vote in the general election by the end of today then don't moan about the result
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I’m actually the worst for overthinking or making up scenarios in my head
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Charlie & Hayley remind me of these two #loveisland
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curry sauce over sweet n sour sauce from the chinese any day
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letting someone pull out of a road or cross whilst driving and thinking to yourself ‘I’m actually such a good person’
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‘boy did good this year’ oh the one who you’ve split up with several times and is a dickhead every other day of the year
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if wetherspons played music it would be even better than it already is
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seriously why does my mum still do this? It's as if I'm incapable of pushing a trolley at my age
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moving to Australia has never seemed so tempting
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7 years
living in the UK consists of; expressing it as a fact that the takeaway you go to is the best, making inbetweeners references years after it finished, hearing idiots discuss Brexit, wanting Oasis to reform, waiting for festival season and forever craving a tango ice blast
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‘all that matters at Christmas is who you spend it with’ nonsense. I want a follow up Gavin & Stacey Christmas special
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buying a present for someone but liking it that much you keep it for yourself
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hearing my mum answer the door for my parcel knowing she’s going to ask me how much I’ve spent
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so Eminem stayed sober 10 years and I can’t even say no at any time to when my friends ask me out
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3 years
I make a cup of tea when there’s any minor inconvenience in my life
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6 years
I’ll probably still be making references to The Inbetweeners when I’m 40 idc
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6 years
The Apprentice starts tomorrow and if that isn’t a reason to be happy I don’t know what is
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I think it’s about time we had the follow up to this I think, so selfish
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Ruth Jones and I have been keeping this secret for a while... We’re excited to share it with you. See you on Christmas Day ⁦ @BBCOne #GavinandStacey
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