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Matu bae!

@__essie__n

3 years

May to November!….lets hope I don’t get bored and shave my head again

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@rahm3sh But hollup!....MY CHEST! 💀

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@rahm3sh I’ve been laughing at her face for a good minute!...💀

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@evilrashida The way she had time today! 😭😂

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@nba_ced @peaches07 @premekee Ayo!

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@yooooo_ty @thatbabynani @__Beautifuuuul @FruitSmokin_Vey Someone said they tryna create a “onlyhands” app where you can get abusers stomped on for the low and I approve that message!!!

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@keeksthescammer @legoworld90 Sis is coming outta this quarantine with FLAWLESS skin...you hear me! 👏🏾

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@Say_Laa_V @iGachango Mans said..

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@TheKruJue In that case…

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It will take so many families YEARS to recover financially and mentally from this disaster and some may never recover at all.

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@franktwigs @BelleRideaux @HoeStopTwatchin SIR!

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@BelleRideaux @HoeStopTwatchin That man is on timeout for the rest of his life! 😂😂😂

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@iGachango @Say_Laa_V RIGHT?!...”like first of all...I didn’t even put myself up here!?”

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@TheBaddestMitch With all due respect

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@1S9T9 @EssB20 @_yhaleon @checkoutmymelo_ I’m certain he is referencing fate not physics.

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@conrad_jLm If you drive slow enough you can hear even the wind calling you broke! 😭

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@QueenRedPanda @oh__marion And you better use that one bottle of water to wash your dishes and take a shower!

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@IvyKungu All up on dat bih!

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@AllyiahsFace Ok but I’m intrigued by the random bottle of hot sauce

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So I was lowkey an African princess yesterday!

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@Dreamescape88 @xMangoIceeT @shebJAMmin @DopeChubbyChick Like...well damn!

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@chullulups @RoberttaBobbie 'Robertta' is sending me!

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@BigEorErica @melaninmamis @bookieloves_ That shrinkage is so disrespectful. You leave your house with 8 inches you get to your destination with 2 🤦🏾‍♀️😂

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@RealistBigR @mamsy__ Some of you in the thread! 😩😂

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3 years

Sis is a testament on why we Insist on taking pics BEFORE! 😩😭

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@beysgiselle @TheeOnlyOciera *beyonce comes on* 11 year old me:

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1 year

Telling an African parent you won’t be what they expected you to would be, is not easy but once you get past that huddle and they see you living your life happily; there is really nothing like it!

sofi 😊

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😭 My mum is proud of me and I’ve never been happier 🥹😅❤️🥹

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@netflix @MichelleObama I knew most of your audience was racist but WOW!!

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@BlizzyBlack @kykywhyte

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@rahm3sh You know better than to be close to your mom when your siblings get in trouble!

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@ClivetheClubGuy @netflix @MichelleObama Please do!

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@eveiscruzzin @kjxoxo @SterlingMArche7 @TheBachelorPadd Now I need y’all to go where the money resides and trade mark these names before y’all wake up to a restaurant with the same name coz thieves be thieving!

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5 years

@MonicaDhour @005e5n Most apartments are built with the same blueprint and we just have to deal coz we are poor...

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2 years

@PWamugunda @Genesis4thewin @JennMJacksonPhD Most of us have grandparents and great grandparents who survived those camps and these ones are talking about humanity?

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@jackieaina 6 ft, 7ft, 8ft WHAT?!?

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@Ashley_DB @lecheminduroi1 @RuthieSongbird_ @16_Titles To reiterate the point the queens above stated!!....SHE IS GORGEOUS!!!

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@Omgdonte @batfrankk @_uyuyuiii 🗣HE REARRANGED DEM GUTS!?

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@BigEorErica @melaninmamis @bookieloves_ Mine never freezes it just shrinks

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@BertoWoods @kingbeyatch @TOONZ_JONES TIME OUT!!...marshall’s, ross and TJmaxx WILL NOT BE SLANDERED but annoyingly enough, I get what you’re saying. 😩

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@AryPrettyface @natethauglygod @aidannn77 @THENUFILEZ_show DROP THE SNACKS AND WALK TF AWAY!!!

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@MuggaFaizon @theravenmonroe @Drebae_ @j_chantay In all fairness she was married in the 60’s and this interview was from a 1982 documentary, so her perspective on compromise may be based on what her life experiences were with men. If at that point she was done compromising then it’s completely understandable.

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@MAL_Future @Dreamescape88 @xMangoIceeT @shebJAMmin @DopeChubbyChick So you’re saying gators mind your business while you’re already minding it?!

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@Dope_DreadHeadT @keonmonte SIRRR!!!!

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This used to be my knees between 5yrs-12yrs....ungethani nilikua natembea na magoti! 🤦🏾‍♀️

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@MuggaFaizon @theravenmonroe @Drebae_ @j_chantay She actually was married and had a daughter and by the time she passed she had grandkids.

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@ParamoreGuru @the_bolaji @kulJinius @VictorViruss @Imanueljnr152 Hopefully he axepts her apology

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@alea_kevon @FredPhilpJr @D_1andOnly_ I hope this convo is prospering in the DMs...

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@_simaview @ViewElgon She definitely took this class! 😂

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@Olafthegodd @justjailynd @ShineOnShana Damn now that’s just cruel and unusual punishment!

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@CantBanChi I LOVE black men but it still doesn’t change the fact they are the only ones that have ever insulted my skin tone. Some of us shrug it off as ignorance while others would rather just not deal with the race in general. Cant really tell someone how to deal with an insult.

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@ElenaNjeru They basically said she needs to be somewhere breast feeding and getting cheated on, not out here looking good with no stress!

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@kylew978 @bigtoriii Keep talking....

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@idiot_girl @Sailor_Trashcan @emnightcat @OregonProgress The fact that there is an age where they go from medical to cosmetic is mind boggling.

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@aerincreer @radiorahqueen Then wanna say “oh they heavy handed” okay well maybe be a Masseuse then sis! 🤷🏾‍♀️

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@shaneandabel @amabahama Then they mushed you’re head back into the sink and you would be there like...

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@AbbakrAdam @Husnain_Tw33ts @noor_dantati This the kinda math I need my bank account to start doing!

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5 years

@_OfficiallyWild Unfortunately some of the pettiest shade I’ve ever gotten was from SOME AA women but on the flip side, I’ve received the realest friendships and genuine love from MOST. We all have personal battles that we project but at the end the day, black is black!

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6 years

@wvrthy Eeyyy!!

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@Not21Glokage @skyleenash @ashbbyyy_ The kid still gets punished but first he reflects on his actions which is what we as adults do. Before you apologize don’t you sit and think and process what just happened?.Kids need the same too. You process before you deal with the consequences of your actions.

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4 years

Courtesy of @IvyKungu this tweet has never been more relevant!

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@MissTiffanyMc @ariel_myiesha @MarcusEsther_ @Chrisisrabbit18 @SoCalledShana You gotta put your shoes on OUTSIDE!!

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@jade1of1 @rahm3sh LISTEN!...I will even go to bible study!

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@MakeupForWOC definitely a staple! 💁🏾‍♀️

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@rosegod4 @CollegeSistas Go to a dermatologist first before buying anything please.

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@YourMajestii @SineQuaN0nUSA @TimboFionna @Dyminia_Alexus @NotNiceNay @formerlyashley Okay y’all don’t kill me but I love him!...but long as no one outside that house is getting a plate 😩

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@austin_d17 @RebornGypsy @UNTD_Co @aintshitgemini Ayo Austin thinks “the cookout” is an actual cook out! 😐

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@itsmissnunu @Olafthegodd @justjailynd @ShineOnShana Tried defending my good sis and mans turned into a typical black parent

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@shaneandabel @amabahama and don’t you dare come up for air when you get water in your nose from damn near being water boarded because that comb smack will follow swiftly. We definitely some strong ass Kneegurs now though! 😩😂

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@FromAerin Morgan HERITAGE passed away not FREEMAN! 😩

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4 years

God was really showing off when he made you! 😭😍

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@stanthot1 @realcleocentric @TweetOrSTFU @APimpNamedDrip_ He chooses weirdo behavior every chance he gets!

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@mari_ezm @Tyson_fraley @Stoleurfather @WlLLlE @painintheassliz @homewithariana @undevonne It was all down hill after “he’s just V”

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@tweetsbybee @SenpaiShorty Do “baby bushes” count?!

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@SuaveBeauty Y’all could send me your products and I can give an honest review on actual “natural” 4B hair!

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@Jaz_Minne__ @Dammn_Princess Sis said...AND?!?

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@kristileilani @ask_aubry We absolutely do not. With the mortality rate of black women being so high during childbirth, this shouldn’t be a statement any woman should be making because all it does is make it harder for some of us be believed when we are in pain.

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@kechi__ehi @pIodis_I7 @tcblaize @gaesohe @_BaddieJay @franciscarockey @Huggaholic @SadiqoJN

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@aulanimitchell_ Imagine the cross contamination going on in there and sis really “cleaned” her hands with micellar water before touching that poor girl’s face...

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@dangdesss @TonaB__ Okay but she said “y’all can chill I got this!” 😩😭🥺

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@teighxteigh @Guts_Glam_Glory Someone asked if she was a waitress at her prom! 💀

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4 years

I should have payed attention when my grandma tried to teach me this skill! 😭

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@sydnithepoet @TweetOrSTFU @_GodHerself All he has to do is google the whole clip. Mans thought she was a crazy groupie type fan then tried to block her from getting on the court; her GF hopped across the court in her defense!...THE END!

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@iamzaninicole Maybe because most of us were like 10yrs old and didn’t understand colorism...

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@ILoveBeinBlack When you’re nosey while minding your business.

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1 year

Now why would y’all start shit with AA’s? Now the whole continent catching strays

KIRBY

@spaceghostkirb

1 year

Yeah that shit funny till I come to Africa and order a zebra cheeseburger like this :

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The Kenyan sun has been good to me!

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The kikuyu in me is too childish for this name but she is stunning!

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When I say men hold on to shitty friendships in the name of “loyalty” this is the kinda nonsense I mean!...sis better speak up before she ends up miserable at her own wedding!!

OLONI BABY 🤠

@Oloni

4 years

#AskOloni “I don’t want him to be the best man” THOUGHTS??

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@jackieaina Nah...go ahead and finish your sentence MA’AM!

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@NoCloutSean Says the “guy” with arched brows and earrings

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1 year

You see a Kenyan man walk out the door I promise you can’t guess where he’s going. Could be a wedding, a funeral, the club, the market, to take the trash out. It’s all the same fit!

Gasheri 🇰🇪

@callhergithinji

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I was FaceTiming my Rwandese friend last night..Tell me why this man told me he has never seen a well dressed Kenyan man💀He said he knows a bunch of them who are really well off but when it comes to their appearance, they could care less! Yo, kumbe other Africans notice this too

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@beguilingardor @krabbymylie @2broke4maccas @jaimemartinko “It’s the lack of sufficient evidence for me your honour!”

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5 years

@005e5n Maybe because people like me listen to it too

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3 years

This kind of slander is why God makes y’all bald at 15! 😒

Mzee Edd 🇰🇪

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3 years

East African Doll 👀

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@KristoDIVG @BayouBun WHO TF told you most of us want to be friendly OR approachable?!

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7 years

@jackieaina Sometimes mails just don’t open up; instead they just spam everything.

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2 years

So he pulled a Trump and the weirdos came out of the woodwork like he knew they would?!…interesting!

The King of Reads

@TheKingofReads

2 years

Kevin Samuels said out his own mouth 4 years ago that if he bashed women his platform would take off and that men don’t wanna hear the truth. Which is why he switched his content to bashing women.

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@Oloni @moyinoluwaa_ BUT does it touch the water; or are water levels different based on country?!

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