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somewhere between bourgeoisie and bird. minding my monoracial business.

Atlanta, GA
Joined May 2011
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
2 years
this really is the worst generation of black people.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
7 years
a legend in their community. a hero amongst cowering little bitches. a bad bitch with a sense of humor and great timing.
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Twitter employee uses last day at work to deactivate US President Donald Trump's account
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
me explaining to the Iranians that I don’t like that nigga either and they should only focus their attention on everyone that wanted America to be great again:
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
6 years
and here I am, grown and broke with games being played on me. for free.
@BusinessInsider
Business Insider
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A 6-year-old boy is making $11 million a year on YouTube reviewing toys
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
6 years
If Kim Jong Un wants to press the button I think it’s only fair that only the people who voted for trump have to deal with the repercussions. The rest of us deserve a 48 hour notice and plane tickets to the destination of our choice.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
this shit took five left turns and then drove straight off the cliff.
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Endingnya plot twist
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
what the fuck are we supposed to do?
@_Zeets
Zito
4 years
Also, if a potential war and the deaths of countless people is grounds for jokes and memes, then it's probably time to really examine how much the internet has poisoned your mind and heart
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
6 years
black women of Alabama walking into work tomorrow knowing they defeated their MAGA coworkers.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
I love everything about this.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
5 years
T.I. has never and I mean NEVER been able to keep his dick to himself and he got on robyn fenty’s internet and boldly informed us that he’s keeping tabs on his daughters vagina? not her vaginal health but her fucking hymen?
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
5 years
hopefully the people of Beverly Hills and SOHO are with him during his time of need.
@NBCNews
NBC News
5 years
BREAKING: A$AP Rocky has been charged with assault in Sweden and will remain in jail until the trial, say Swedish prosecutors.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
7 years
you're paying for art, not access or rights to a culture. that's the problem with white people, y'all are entirely too entitled.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
6 years
the FentyxPuma influence is real.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
2 years
mood.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
I’ve always wondered why Duffy disappeared but to hear that this was caused the silence? heartbreaking.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
7 years
that's the blackest superlative to ever exist.
My brother got best waves in his year book. I'm proud.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
y’all are so bored. 😭
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
Forbes had jay z emptying every piggy bank and went through his numbers with needle-like precision before they called him a billionaire. they pushed back on Fenty and said they couldn’t verify her portioned ownership of Fenty Beauty regardless of what her actual paper work said..
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
7 years
I guesss this explains why y'all couldn't pick the cotton yourselves.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
7 years
God bless her because the minute he called her a mongrel I would've reached across the table & snatched the cousin fucker right out his DNA.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
this is the best thing I’ve seen online in a minute. 😂
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
5 years
I laugh every time y’all bring Serena & Rihanna up in these interracial dating discussions. Not only are both of those women VERY proud of their blackness & their communities but I’ve seen both of them treated horrible by black men from social media to media personalities.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
I already know y’all are going to use this clip for all kinds of trifling things.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
5 years
I love that she can go from an event at the Guggenheim to the storming the runway at a Ball to casually bopping along with hood niggas at a rap battle. all in 48 hours. the range.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
half of the city is on fire, the other half is twerking on cars. duality, Atlanta’s best quality.
@REESElaflare
RESTING RICH FACE
4 years
I love 💕 our City ❤️❤️ Travis Porter Concert
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
6 years
sis lowered the ponytail. you KNOW it’s about to be a problem.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
7 years
this picture called me an ugly bitch and I am so grateful.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
7 years
Bow Wow is gonna RT this and claim the "Wow" is him.
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Mr. Carter
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Wait . Slick fucking Rick . Pimp C and bun . Wow . I just realized how many fresh people the culture has . Big Sean . Sauce money .
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
9 months
when has sza ever told the truth?
@Staydafuckmad
Gaza Jim
9 months
SZA said Lizzo is like the best human being on the planet though so what’s the truth?
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
7 years
y'all have got to stop romanticizing suicide.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
you fight people 364 days of the year for looking at you funny but NOW you wanna sit back and let something ”blow over”?
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@DaBabyDaBaby
DaBaby
4 years
I always sit back and let the hype blow over before I give my insight so my perspective don’t get confused with all the ppl who only speak for likes & comments, or to save face, or maybe because their PR department, label, or management told em they should make a statement....
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@_Vaun
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1 year
Fenty bodied life. enjoyed the fuck out of her 20s while building an unfuckwithable discography, stepped into her 30s building billion dollar brand(s), and now she's in her mid 30s having her children and happily doing whatever the fuck she pleases.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
7 years
you have zero control over the evil intentions of others. know that you brought happiness and joy to those people in their last moments.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
Duckie is super fucking beautiful.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
...and only credited her with what they felt was accurate yet they KNOWINGLY spent the past two years boasting about kylie being a billionaire even though the numbers didn’t add up from the jump. even gave her a cover and full cover story. your credibility is tanking. @Forbes
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
I just find it so ironic how black people love telling white people not to speak on our experience because they havent lived it.. yet you black, cisgender and heterosexual folks love telling queer people what they should and should not be doing. like...
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
boy if this ain’t doja mowry...
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
she has a whole as song about loving to have her vagina ate. it's seven years old.
@KaelaDelRey
Jawn Wick
4 years
Why is Kelly Rowland showing her nipples and explicitly talkinbout sex all of a sudden? Is everything ok at home? Is she tryna push an album?
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
I wasn’t even an outside kinda nigga and I miss outside.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
3 years
not her spinning this as if she’s some activist and not a conspiracy theorist with a dash of xenophobia and two scoops of urban ignorance.
@billboard
billboard
3 years
"I do think it’s kind of weird that if I show my ass or post a half-naked picture, it’s totally fine. But if I want to speak on systematic racism, religion or politics, then it’s like, “Wait a minute, you’re doing too much.” - @IAMSUMMERWALKER . Read more:
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
5 years
Tyler Perry's Atlanta studio to include a compound for displaced LGBTQ youth and trafficked women
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
5 years
how about this... "Normani murdered the "Motivation" video. she looked beautiful and danced her ass off. You know who else did that? Tinashe! Get into her demolishing the "Company" video." celebrate black women simultaneously and stop pitting them against each other.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
2 years
JT is really beefing with someone on behalf of someone else that wouldn’t do the same for her. very lame.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
7 years
me arriving to the sold out concert I put on in the shower.
@Ritawhoras
🍋 Rita 🇵🇸
7 years
I didn't think this was actually going to be her red carpet look. But I think it might be part of a theme or something. Let's find out #MTVEMA
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
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imagine being able to book Fenty for your wedding when the Grammys can’t even get her out the bed. I just know they cut her an ol’ nasty cheque.
@gabgonebad
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🎥: Rihanna arrived in India for her performance at Anant Ambani & Radhika Merchant’s pre-wedding ceremony.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWG! i'm screaming at this. kourtney slapped kim so hard against the wall that the fake tan transferred.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
6 years
SUPER BOWL IF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY IS JUICY LEMME HEAR YOU MAKE SOME NOOOOOOISE!
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
word. billie tipped in on her debut and won four awards that rihanna, beyonce, jay z, and kanye haven’t even been able to in their 15+ year old careers.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
5 years
the diary of alicia keys is such a phenomenal body of work. Imagine having “you don’t know my name,” “diary,” “if I ain’t got you,” “karma,” and “when you really love someone” all on one project. the fucking flavor.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
ALL THAT C00NIN’ FOR NOTHING. @icecube @LilTunechi @50cent
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
@QueenJwest I know his child support lookin’ like a mortgage or two.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
5 years
solange confirmed that she and her husband have separated.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
taylor swift's situation is super unfortunate and unfortunately i don't give a fuck.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
5 years
Ive seen y’all attempt to strip Serena of her femininity, misgender her, call her a tr***, call her ugly, etc. all while she was dominating in her field, breaking barriers for black women, and advocating for her community... and dating black men. but the minute she popped up...
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
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...married and pregnant by a white man it was mayhem and Hennessy filled tears from black men. like, sirs...
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
5 years
WHERE IS THIS YOUNG WOMANS MOTHER?! why hasn’t she snuffed that goofy 5’8” ass thesaurus of a nigga?
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
5 years
...of sex. AGAIN, all while she was breaking barriers for black women, actively advocating for blacks people, and dominating in her multiple fields. but now that she’s being courted by a successful middle eastern man y’all want to say something?
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
Biden to trump on January 20th.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
5 years
and don’t get me started on Rihanna. from y’all mocking her abuse to the slut shaming she’s endured since she was 17.... like, DJ Envy and a PLETHORA of personalities had a week long discussion about her not being “marriage material” and reduced her to being useless outside...
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
10 years
the new generation of children don't have a "Back That Ass Up." how unfortunate. they'll never know the feeling of that beat drop.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
6 years
you did what to kelis? @Nas
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
5 years
y'all: SHE'S PREGNANT! rihanna:
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
6 years
of all the super random shit that has happened happened in 2018 thus far, slick woods being pregnant totally takes the cake.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
3 years
when their freak twitter content is now on their main twitter fleets.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
6 years
no shade, but wouldn’t staying home have made more of a difference than wearing black?
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6 years
BITCH, THEY MIGHT AS WELL CANCEL COACHELLA AFTER THIS BECAUSE NEVER A FUCKING GAIN BITCH.
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@_Vaun
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9 years
she's so gorgeous. 😍 http://t.co/kbmTQfH3v6
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
that lady really said Los Angeles Niggers on live television.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
7 years
that's what she does. "leave me alone until I'm ready to spin whatever it is in my favor. respect my privacy until then!"
@BiancaEnRogue
Pusha Bi.
7 years
So Taylor Swift clearly stated "I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative" yet she's capitalizing on the snake thing? 🤔
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6 years
expectations vs reality.
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uncle vaun.
6 years
Draya when her son asks her to sign his homework.
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uncle vaun.
6 years
damn, you miss everything.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
9 years
per. fec. tion. http://t.co/eG900xiNzq
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
@YungWonMoney literally me:
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
7 years
she lowkey told us.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
6 years
liza minnelli is doing that.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
3 years
@itsKARY_ princess was sending me. she knows he's for the streets. not even bothered.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
6 years
Drake did this for Whitney. I feel it in my spirit.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
7 years
Katy just needs to fight Taylor at this point. beat her ass. @katyperry
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
5 years
Host: so, about the trumps fashion choices... Anna: you know, First Lady Michelle Obama is and was so uncomparibly excellent that... Host: but, I said the trumps... Anna: Michelle's excellence and grace... Host: Melania... Anna: yes, Michelle...
@TheEconomist
The Economist
5 years
Which first lady wore the role best? Anna Wintour talks politics and fashion with @AnneMcElvoy on “The Economist asks” podcast
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@_Vaun
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4 years
I’m really dead at them not going to an actual protest but instead doing a protest themed shoot. America’s Next Top Embarrassment.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
6 years
SCREAMING!
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
WHY DO Y'ALL KEEP HYPERSEXUALIZING GENDER IDENTITY!!!!!! Dwyane and Gabby are simply accepting and allowing their child to live her truth. they NEVER said she was undergoing any kinda of cosmetic surgery or sex change. NEVER! she's still a child. WHAT. ISNT. CLICKING?!
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@_Vaun
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1 year
@xkingdomi SCREAMING. he’s like “I know this bitch did not just pick me up!”
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
cardi b and the b is for BUDGET. #WAP
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
if a good lawyer can't help taylor, what the fuck are we supposed to do? shame a rich white man into doing the right thing? taylor's rights movement 2019? girl, the rent is due.
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7 years
@JustJohnell @ChefResha I'd beat his ass if I was his mother.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
not a single character on friends is seeing maxine shaw, attorney at fucking law. and that's on prenatal pills.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
sis got straight to the point.
@ShenaeCurry
The Rogue Princess | 🇵🇸
4 years
Rihanna really started Take a Bow with “you look so dumb right now” 😭.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
4 years
I wish I would take my black ass to work and have my hard earned money go to someone else’s bank account. I’d rather have bleach on the rocks.
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@_Vaun
uncle vaun.
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with no music video and only one performance. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
@chartdata
chart data
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. @rihanna 's "Love On the Brain" has now sold over 10 million units in the US.
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me vs you.
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and you chose to buy said art. he didn't deprive you of all options and force you buy that shit. fuck outa here. @A_Blankenship31
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