Safiyanu @_Sufy2 Twitter profile

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4 years

In Nigeria someone will take everything and open a kiosk

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@CreepyOrg One of the funniest deleted tweet 😂

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My Arewa people that disagreed and criticized Adamu Garba. May God bless you financially

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@FabrizioRomano He deserved the response

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Innocent people were killed in Zamfara by armed bandits. It has been happening for a while, but let's be quiet and defend the president because he's from our region.

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Most of you complain that some ladies dress half naked. She's fully clothed, but because you're the King of all perverts and a killjoy, all you see is her bra. This app isn't safe for ladies cause retards like you

Young Doctor 👨‍⚕️💊💉

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@ZulykhaJ Your pink bra is out 😂 take note next time huh

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Mendy is gradually showing us his Kepabilities😂😂😂 #ARSCHE

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When Juventus lost a match: Barcelona and Messi fans: Ronaldo couldn't score for Juventus.. He's overrated When Barcelona lost a match: Messi fans: It's not Messi's fault, Suarez was awful, the coach is clueless. The grass in camp nou wasn't watered

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5 years

INEC please announce only APC and PDP results. The rest should go and check their own with INEC scratch cards.

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4 years

Two in form British midfielders. Who would you rather have in your team? Rt for Maddison Like for Grealish

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5 years

Twitter is not Instagram. Twitter is not Instagram. Twitter is not Instagram. Twitter is not Instagram. Twitter is not Instagram. Twitter is not Instagram. Twitter is not Instagram. Twitter is not Instagram. Twitter is not Instagram. Twitter is not Instagram.

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Girl: I'm crushing on chris brown.. OMG!! Jon snow is so cute.. C. Ronaldo is the most handsome Athlete in the world. I'm crushing on him. I love cute guys a lot, I want to date and marry one. After 3 years: Congratulation on your wedding with Alhaji Safiyanu

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“Lucky is a woman whose first child is a Daughter” -Prophet Muhammad (S.A.W)

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FCT bans EndSARS protests for violating COVID-19 rules, but they forgot the rules during Edo campaigns 😂 😂 😂

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According to Harvard University below are the most difficult courses in the world. Which position is your course?

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Governor of Borno state, Professor Zulum asks IGP to deploy abled SARS to fight boko haram in Borno. We're in support. #SARSMUSTEND #EndBokoHaramAndBanditry

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@InternetH0F Not worse than this

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There are only two tribes in Nigeria the ELITES and POOR

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When Barcelona win a match: Barca fans: Messi is the goat 🐐 When they lose: Valverde is a cunt. He's unprofessional 😂 😭🤣

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@FabrizioRomano Cameroon have guts than Manchester United. AI Pep Guordiola wouldn’t attempt to drop him

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3 years

This gender will never cease to amaze me. 😂

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4 years

Kaduna #EndInsecurity and #SecureNorth protest 👏

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4 years

Keep your relationship and family problems off social media.

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3 years

Rahama Sadau is an adult, she has people close to her who are religious. Whatever she post on sm is her choice. I fail to understand why some of you are obsessed with someone's lifestyle. Let's do what's needful. Use this energy to tweet about the insecurity in the North

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Tweets i hate seeing: Feminist Feminism Messi vs Ronaldo comparison Wizkid vs Davido Tribal fight on twitter I won't cook for my husband Disrespecting women Disrespecting men Disrespecting parents APC vs pdp Southerners and Northerners usual argument Android vs iPhone

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I read my post 10 times, use Google, dictionary, encyclopedia, ask a professor if there's no error, before posting because of unemployed teachers on twitter 🤣

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5 years

Who else look younger than their age because they're skinny?

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RT if he's your Goat and your world best player Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐

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4 years

If your name is Sadiq Musa, you're 25yrs old, a graduate of Buk and you applied for a Job in Central Bank. I don't know how it happened, but I just want to tell you that I'm eating hot akara with your application letter.

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3 years

You wrote Disappointment twice in the sentence

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3 years

Dear Arewa Twitter, Rahama Sadau isn't the reason people were killed in Niger state, Katsina and Zamfara. Rahama Sadau isn't the reason Kaduna is becoming kidnapper's den. Rahama Sadau isn't the problem we're facing in Nigeria. Concentrate on the main problems

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Nigerian girls need to understand we have feelings too We want to be pampered Phone Call shouldn't be the man's responsibility only We want a lady that will text first. A lady that will always remind you she loves U. We want a lady that's loyal Is it too much to ask for?

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There are ladies that will never demand for anything from you. It's not because they're rich, but they don't want to be disrespected. Most of the ladies I dated are like that. These ladies exist. No be every girl be beggy beggy.

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"If you're emotionally attached to your tribe or political leaning to the point that truth and justice become secondary considerations, your education is useless. If you can't reason beyond petty sentiments, you're a liability to mankind" - Dr. Chuba Okadigbo

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Dj Cuppy dey hustle like say her father no be billionaire. You're not from a wealthy family, but your aim in life is to be expecting money from your boyfriend as if it's your birthright.

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Saraki is working for Atiku, his sister Gbemi is working for Buhari Obasanjo is working for Atiku, his son Juwon is working for Buhari Okupe is working for Atiku, his son is working for Buhari Galadima is working for Atiku, his daughter is working for Buhari.

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There are girls that don't really care about dating a handsome or rich man. All they want is for you to be loyal and give them attention

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@CFC_Janty LET'S ALL LAUGH AT 10th FC 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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We virgins deserve monthly allowances for keeping ourselves despite all the temptations

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Safiyanu

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3 years

Ziyech the magician - 8th Pulisic Captain America - 8th Thiago Silva best defender - 8th Havertz is better than Bruno - 8th Lampard is better than Ole - 8th Werner is faster than Usain Bolt - 8th Chelsea would win the league - 8th Mendy is a wall - 8th

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Ronaldo is Juventus penalty taker.. Messi is Barcelona's penalty taker. If Juventus was awarded a penalty, what do you expect Ronaldo to do? Waste the penalty like your goat did in Copa America? Kicking Penalty is an underrated talent.

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Haters: Bruno only score penalties Bruno Fernandes: Hold my beer

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Immobile - 30 goals (12 penalties) Ronaldo - 30 goals (12 penalties) But your problem is Ronaldo scoring penalties 😂

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5 years

Those ladies that didn't and won't sell their body to get money. May your responsible spouses locate you

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4 years

In case you missed this "21k USD" tweet. Funniest one read so far 😂

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They attended primary, secondary and Tertiary institutions for free both the rich and poor. I was told they were paid allowances while studying and there are people who do laundry for them in school, but when it was their turn to rule us, they destroyed the country.

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Those ladies saying they're equal to men.. Can you write twitter on the ground with your urine?

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Asuu go strike.. You're still in school Dem say make everybody go house - You're still in school School go break - You still add some days before going home Dem no like you for your house?

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Chatting with a girl who is smart and can hold intelligent conversations about anything and replies your messages fast is a blessing.

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Instead of hating on the rich kids on this app. Why not free your mind from hatred and send them your CV? Most of them have connection through their parents and uncles.

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Two type of Alooters in Nigeria

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If you don't learn how to cook. Who will cook for your wife when she's heavily pregnant?

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Where's the Venue for the wedding? You deserve each other 😂

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I can't wait to marry so that I can tell my friends my wife told me not to stay outside for long

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I once tweeted "I can't Marry a lady that can't cook because I love food " One Aunty replied, "Is it only her duty to cook for you? your type don't respect women and can probably rape a lady". People that escaped psychiatric hospital are on this app with us 😂

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5 years

Who told Nigerians that the woman must be younger than the man? 🤔🤔

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4 years

Being unemployed and always at home ain't child's play. Even when the kerosine is finished they'll say you drank it 😢😢😢

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Am i the only one who doesn't belong to any clique on twitter?

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4 years

Big men fight isn't your fight. Sanusi and Ganduje are both living comfortably with their families. Don't tweet stuff that will get you into trouble 😂

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Most Girls have: Main boyfriend Street boyfriend School boyfriend Facebook boyfriend Twitter boyfriend Instagram boyfriend WhatsApp boyfriend Shawarma boyfriend Pizza boyfriend Shopping boyfriend But it's only men that are cheating 😂 🤣

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4 years

I remembered when I collected my first atm card... Nothing was in my account, but i felt like billionaire 😭

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4 years

Nigeria final student: Last card ASUU: Am I a joke to you? Oya pick two

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Ziyech is better than Bruno Fernandes - back to back Lose Pulisic is better than Rashford - Back to back Lose Havertz is the combination of Ozil and ballack - back to back lose Signed a defender with 35 years experience - back to back lose Lampard >>Ole - lose #WOLCHE

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4 years

He tweeted this before today. General overseer working as part time doctor 😂 #EndSARS #EndInsecurity

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5 years

Nigerian girls don't marry who they love. They marry who's ready Am i right? 😉

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3 years

You want Aisha Yesufu most of you slated and dragged to hellfire before she die to lead a protest in the North. Have you forgotten the repugnant names you called her for protesting for the sake of humanity and injustice happening in the country? Why are some of you shameless?

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5 years

On my wedding day before you collect food, you must explain where you know me from

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5 years

In shaa Allah we will never marry the wrong person. Our first marriage will be our last. Ameen 🙏

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5 years

The way Arewa girls like dating men with cars you would think they were breastfed with fuel ⛽ or engine oil

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5 years

Northerners need Southerners.. Southerners need Northerners. We can't do without each other in this country. Let's stop the hatred, your favourite politician losing is not the end of the world. Nigeria will be great again by the grace of God .. Ameen

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4 years

Prophet Muhammad (SAW) treated Muslims and non Muslims equally. He was a man with good heart ♥

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4 years

We beat Mancity this season - 9th Beat Epl Champions - 9th Saka is the king of assist - 9th No Ozil, no problem - 9th Aubameyang is better than Aguero-9th David Luiz played like prime Maldini - 9th Dj Cuppy jinxed Arsenal--9th Arse9l Fc are glued to 9th.

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Bill Gates has already made millions of dollars just this 2020 & he’s still called Bill. One guy in my area called Junaid just won N100k from bet & the guy has already started telling people that his new name is Dangote junior

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5 years

I love Manchester united morethan my girlfriend 😍 ♥

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4 years

People are so rude on this app 😂

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5 years

If you can't tell your girlfriend that you're broke then you're definitely dating the wrong girl.

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5 years

A muslim tweets this to correct other Muslims, but some senseless people who don't practice the religion are under the tweet making fun of the religion. The way some people are disrespecting Islam and Muslims on this app is despicable

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Assalamu alaikkum wa rahmatullah wa barkatuhu Brothers & Sisters ! Correct yourself Today. ☺️

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Dear sisters, marriage is not a competition. Take your time, fall in love, chase your ambitions, groom a relationship and be happy.

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5 years

I hate to see ladies hurt and heartbroken. I wish i could date all of you 😔

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4 years

I trust Fabrizio Romano than my girlfriend

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5 years

Dear girls, there are a lot of bad boys who will not marry you cause they don't want a bad woman as wife. Don't think cause you're smoking, fucking and clubbing together he'll marry U..They will do bad things with you and go for a responsible lady to settle down with. Truth hurt

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Man united vs Leicester 0—0 Chelsea Vs Wolves 0-1 God make this happen on Sunday 😂

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What was even your jamb score? I'm crying 😂

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I was crushing on her until she told me she's studying in Cambridge University, tudun wada, Kaduna. 😂 😂

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5 years

People don't breakup anymore. They just leave you alone in the relationship, until you realize you're dating yourself 😂

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When you find a lady in the North that doesn't wait for you to call first, text you first and send lengthy messages. A lady that remind you she loves you and buy you gifts a times. Don't you ever take her for granted cause they're hard to find.

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5 years

I will never rate Messi cause he's a club player.. When he's playing for his country you can only compare him with Iheanacho

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5 years

There's nothing sweeter than having your own money

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4 years

"You must marry my daughter if you don't want to lose your Job" 😂 😂

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5 years

There's no award for best wedding. Don't kill yourself with debt to impress people

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4 years

The thugs captured at Alausa were referred to as hoodlums and miscreants. The Thugs nabbed at Abuja were called "Hausa and Fulani thugs". While protesting to end police brutality and insecurity. We also need to fight tribalism. It's always been the reason we're divided

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How Muslim girls say I'm horny: "I can't wait to marry"

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4 years

If Your Boyfriend is The One Paying all the Bills In The Relationship. Wish Him Happy father's Day, don't be Unfortunate.

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5 years

Epl teams are overrated Epl is trash Liverpool defenders can't stop Messi. Your so called best goalkeeper is swallowing goals like Eba and your goat has probably gone to eat grass. He's nowhere to be found 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 🤣🤣

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If you can't afford a brand new phone, buy second hand or fairly used phone. If you can't afford new clothes, buy okirka aka Gwanjo. Life is not a competition. Don't kill yourself

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4 years

Those girls that don't bleach their skin because they appreciate their natural skin. May God elevate you and bless you financially

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3 years

The way mother screamed at the top of her voice 😂

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4 years

You don't eat Christmas rice, You don't eat Christmas chicken, You don't eat Christmas meat, right? But you dey steady chop Christian babes. Who are you deceiving?

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Lady: Sufy send me your pictures. I want to know how you look Me: I don't want you to stop replying my messages. Lady: Why would i do that? I'm not a little girl. Do you think I'm that childish? Me: *sends my best picture* Have you seen it? Girl: Me: you're quiet Girl:

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