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4 years
Having a baby too permanent for me I like to cut people off.
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3 years
Women turn on serial killer documentaries to relax at night.
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Don’t come to Twitter with ig attitudes . . We not bougee on this we all family.
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4 years
If you eat banana laffy taffy’s I’ma just assume you eat lotion
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There’s absolutely no reason to tell people I’m your ex.
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1 year
dora was a hood bitch fr outside errday wit the gorillas and swipers .
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5 years
Future hit different when you the toxic one . .
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Baby you dont have to turn your sew in into a bob how much you need ?
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I can’t buy you a lamb but I can afford a 613 40 in lace stink you like that ? 😂
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2 months
Why did Charles & Lucille get so much screen time ? Fuck am I watching bmf or losing Lucille
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4 years
Girls w good jobs really spend money like heavy drug dealers.
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4 years
Philadelphia women are some of the toughest men I ever met in my life.
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5 years
Pussy this ya job. 😂😂
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@Ajp1106 Do you have a link?
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Me: I miss you Philly chicks : now just miss me
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Bitches create situations in they head then text you like “I have a question”
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Y’all in her dm’s I’m otp with her mom talking about her attitude. We not the same.
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4 years
Philadelphia.
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Somebody born in 2020 will see the year 3000 when they 80. Damn that’s crazy
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send a chick hey & they reply “wassup” damn nigga 😂
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“Damn you hard already?” Bitch I love you.
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I wanna stare at somebody from across the street & disappear when the bus pass 😂
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4 years
Me with my niggas: Fuck her Me in her messages: “just tell me what i did” 🥴
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4 years
Wanna see a nigga really get mad ? Remind him he got a gf
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4 years
Prolly the most Philliest video there is.
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4 years
Dating in Philly is like looking both ways and then getting hit by a plane.
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4 years
Ari & Lori Harvey doing the same shit but getting different reactions.
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3 years
Why toddlers be shaped like lil pregnant people ?
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It’s gloomy outside cause the scorpios climbing up from hell
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Cereal be high af when you good
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Feeling unwanted by a person you adore will break you.
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3 years
Insecurities kill relationships but reassurance kills insecurities.
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4 years
Lord farquad once he found out where the muffin man lived.
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2 years
Philly is just throwing out temperatures like its the Powerball: 78, 33, 24, 69, 58
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4 years
Why tf parents cut your light on to tell you shit like you can’t hear in the dark ?
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4 years
Just hear me out . .
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3 years
Y’all think y’all vibing whole time she just waiting on her man to say sorry 😂
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4 years
Soon as I catch feelings I’m falling back you not about to have my chest hurting
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4 years
Tweeting toxic while laid up > > > > mind y’all business.
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4 years
lack of communication leaves too much room for imagination
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You not from philly if you ain’t think that ship near front & Snyder was the titanic
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If she block-unblock-block-unblock you , keep that psycho she really love you.
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Happy weight my ass I know a big greedy bitch when I see one
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3 years
Philadelphia has the most unprofessional everything 😂. Everybody wanna start a business but nobody has any business etiquette.
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Y’all be fine ashit talking about “don’t dm me” girl fuck you . . Wyd ?
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A nigga who really want you . . Gone kidnap you.
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Now Taina I fuck with you mom mom but I think Ari I can fight . .
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Bet not catch you looking at my n*gga and I mean it 👿 lol continue it.
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My sex drive depends on how interested I am In you.
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One thing about me . . I don’t answer the phone 😂
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Her: I’m crazy Me: I like crazy *2 months later* Me: This bitch really crazy
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The worst feeling is feeling is thinking you happy asf & finding out you getting played
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Grab a bitch phone while it’s unlocked & watch how strong that young man get!
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Once I’m attached it’s up idc. Get a restraining order bitch
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8ths getting smaller and smaller who tf got 9ths....
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Philly so small I tried throw my man a oop with his baby mom.
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Don’t ever let a female found about a ugly girl you used to fw 🥴 they never let that shit go talkin about “oh I forgot you like gremlin lookin bitches”
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If I have a baby don’t congratulate me bitch I fucked up.
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Niggas go from “Goodmorning beautiful😍☺️” to “The phone work both ways”
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It’s only $600 cause y’all stole all the fucking money 🥴😭
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3 years
Sha’carri should just show up at the Olympics & run anyway who gonna catch her ?
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4 years
I’m from Philly where we think all new friend requests are a setup
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Wanted to go to kelly drive but they prolly push my car in the river
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Nicki said “this box better than the one he was held in” how the fuck you gone tell me your pussy better than my moms.
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3 years
I hate a nonchalant bitch like bitch. Be Chalant
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4 years
Toxic females be like “Can we just talk in person ?” So they can fuck you 😂
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My future kids: “Tell us a bedtime story” Me: “Tony killed his own man Ty for a whole brick”
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I wanna put this bitch whole body in my mouth . . The wig too fuck it.
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Lmao ard school kinda fun
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She went to sleep with her phone in her bonnet I’ma just focus on myself 💔💔💔💔💔💔
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The government think they fucking slick nah fuck this war shit give me my fucking taxes first!!!
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When I’m in a relationship I get really clingy . . I have to sleep w your coochie in my mouth.
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So y’all ain’t never suck the water out the rag when y’all was little ? 😂😂
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Naturally clicking w somebody is low key one of the best feelings
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He onto something w this . .
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Coochie farts are adorable. She walk away that shit be like *poot poot* you welcome fat mama.
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@Sakeenahl2 I be getting second hand embarrassment every time they show his face 😂
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3 years
Do kids even get chased by dogs anymore ? This new generation don’t go through shit.
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I want four kids so I can say “my four lets roll” at family functions . .
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I can’t fuck the edibles nomore last time I ate a whole one me & my brother spent two hours driving around looking for me 🤦🏾‍♂️
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My toxic trait is detachment. I grew up distant so it’s easy for me to lose interest & cut ties . . I could miss the shit out you but never talk to or speak on you again.
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Ever stop liking someone after y’all have sex?
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I heard If she applies lashes with her hands instead of tweezers she beat on niggas.
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@ana_baanana Yeah that’s a good point but damn 😭 it’s season 3
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“You really blocked me for ya bitch?” Sis I will kill you for my bitch.
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Day 6 no weed Cashier: You have a nice day. Me: Don’t worry about what I be doing. Worry about yourself.
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If you reading this . . . I pray your stomach gets flat without even having to work out.
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4 years
Girls not comfortable til they sleeping in you.
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I’m not toxic but your not leaving until I say so.
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My toxic trait is that I act heart broken when really I ain’t shit either.
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@1lilbritt_ Especially that beat change on throw away.
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One of the worst feelings is spending money on nasty food 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 especially after waiting an hour on DoorDash
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Damn trump got the Rona ? Bad things happen when you speak on Philadelphia
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I get relationship flashbacks like i was in the fucking war or something.
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Jobs: NO CELL PHONE POLICY black people: Got me fucked up I got kids 😂😂
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Gotta tell her how pretty she is everyday so when a random tell her it’s nothing new. Even after you get her never stop chasing.
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A relationship should be 50/50 she make up scenarios in her head and I apologize for them..
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Y’all think living w your gf or bf is gonna be fun & endless sex when in reality it’s the opposite 😂 it can make or break y’all
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Being in nursing school is thinking you know everything on the test then seeing the test & realizing its not even on what you studied for
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I hate when the weed smoke me.
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I hate when fat people try to do skinny shit like why tf would jump on my back ?
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Bitches fight over stupid shit like “you told mani my refrigerator don’t get cold?”
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